Grumpy Old Indian Man is back from his jetsetting adventures to offer us another clever celebrity illustration. He notes that Lohan is berry good at getting into trouble lately. In case you’re only a casual observer of celebrity gossip and could benefit from a recap, Lohan penned a poisoned Blackberry e-mailing desperately begging for attention and help from her lawyers, democratic political leaders, and anyone who could help her bring her rambling confused message to the masses. She revealed some sort of persecution complex and blamed an old assistant for all the negative stories in the tabloids about her.

This comes right after a berry scandal of another kind. Lohan and her ilk are said to enjoy cutting their drug of choice – or convenience – with Strawberry Quik.

Grumpy Old Indian man’s illustration is above, and you can view it full on his site.