Lady Gaga, the Cracken and Lana Del Rey walk into a bar… no, seriously, that’s what happened. It was the Marmont. Freaky sh-t went down. [Dlisted]
Katie Holmes, feminist hero? [LaineyGossip]
Did you know that Mitt Romney is allegedly considering Condi for VP? [Pajiba]
Ryan Gosling sighting! He’s like Big Foot these days. [Pop Sugar]
Do not name your children after characters from The Hunger Games. [Jezebel]
Justin Bieber sued for $9 million. [Celebuzz]
Is Anderson Cooper marrying his boyfriend? [OMG Blog]
Team USA dominates Team Dominican Republic. [Moe Jackson]
This documentary looks awesome. [The Frisky]
More Kelly Brook-in-a-bikini photos. [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton looks… cute? That can’t be right. [Go Fug Yourself]
I am NOT looking forward to Dexter Season 7. [A Socialite Life]
Anne Hathaway had a nervous breakdown over her haircut. [Wonderwall]
Forbes releases list of the richest celebrities under the age of 30. [Bossip]
Jessica Alba in a bikini. Eh. [Yeeeah]
Jennifer Lopez has thoughts about Tom & Katie’s divorce. [ICYDK]
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. IS COMING. BACK!!!! [PopBytes]
This Florida politician seems… OMG. [CDAN]
Damn, I’ve never been embarrassed to be Dominican, except yesterday during that basketball game. *Facepalm*
Whatever, we’ll get y’all in baseball…
Haha, it was just an exhibition game. It’s all good.
All I have to say is if you believe those three women who have shown again and again they will swap spit with anything that comes along..was having a “slumber party ” and just playing board games and watching movies” after all that sexual double talk that was tweeted then you have to the most stupidess person in the world ….they wasn’t exchanges recipes they were exchanging STD’s…….
hillbilly – Dear God, can you imagine the “bird-pig flu”-like STD that will result from that? I need a cracktini!
Dear lord, I hadn’t even thought of that, I’m gonna barf, gross!!!
That is Gaga in that last pic right? She looks like LL on a good day. Oh man, wtf is going on.
must be the apocalypse
It appears that Gaga got her lips inflated.
Condi has said *repeatedly* that she has NO desire to be on the ticket (or run in ANY capacity)….BUT, that rumour continues to have traction , for some reason.
I’d love it if she was willing to consider, but she said she’s a policy wonk at heart, not a politician in the conventional sense, and she reinforces that she has NO desire to participate at pretty much every opportunity.
Another example of the fact that every intelligent and level-headed conservative is smart enough to not want to run…
^THIS.
I kind of like her, but I don’t bkame anyone for not wanting that job.
It doesn’t matter that Condi has been vocal (for quite some time, actually) about being glad to back in academia and not wanting to re-enter politics. The Romney campaign is floating the rumor to soften his image to minorities and women. Straight up.
Would YOU want to be second-in-command to Mitt? NO THANK YOU.
Eeewww and just nnnooooo!! Lady Gaga hanging out with Blowhan?? Any respect I had left for her just got snorted into oblivion.
So many better people to do drugs with… ick
maybe i guess they were in the same roon only
They were Tweeting pictures and “inside jokes” to each other while they were there. Not a rumor… :-/
ewww! Who would want to have sex with Lilo?? She looks like she smells so bad and her vadge is probably terrifying up close
LOL 🙂
Eeewww and just nnnooooo!! Lady Gaga hanging out with Blowhan?? Any respect I had left for her just got snorted into oblivion.
So many better people out there she could do drugs with
Sorry it double posted!
that’s ok it was worth reading twice:)
You all must go to dlisted and see her from the back. Her tracks in her extensions are showing. It is awful!
I think it’s very greasy bed head.
I’ve been attended multi-day showerless outdoor music festivals & my hair has NEVER looked like that. That is not “bedhead”, its ratty, ill-kempt extensions.
And the bartender says “You’d have thought the second one would have seen it.”
drug party I suppose.
asexual cracktinis for everyone! Huzzah!
I am waiting for the post of Lohan’s bald spot from her hair falling out. TMZ has a picture. All I can say is OMFG…..:-(
right here babe….
http://cocoperez.com/2012-07-13-lindsay-lohan-extension-bald-spot-e-baldi-restaurant
perezhilton though..
All that crack she is smoking is burning through her scalp and leaving big ol’ bald spot. That meth shit eats away at your body…first it was her teeth, now her scalp, let alone the mess her internal organs must be. The rate she is going she’ll Janis Joplin herself by EOY 2012.
Except that Janis had real, honest to God talent.
Does the Chateau Marmont even care that they are making a name for themselves not as an exclusive celeb hang out but more now as a skanky flop house for past their prime or wanna be stars? Damn. Not to mention a pervert’s house of horrors photo studio (Terry Richardson). Someone needs to shut that place down. Like the LA Health Department or the CDC.
The Chateau is well aware of its reputation, and indeed thrives on it. It’s pretty common knowledge that it’s a party place. (The tables there are scarred up for a reason.)
The Marmont has been a den of iniquity since the 60s. Jim Morrison lived there off and on with an assorted cast of hangers-on including heroin addicts, prostitutes, etc. They must approve of how they are perceived because they’ve never done anything to change that perception.
True but there’s a hell of a difference between Jim Morrison and Lindsay Lohan. The party isn’t appealingly exclusive when it’s populated by d list skanks.
It’s also where John Belushi died (overdose).
Or had their rooms renovated. That place is a serious dump.
Not even that scum TR would hit any of that.
Oh Poor Anne Hathaway. Girl, you got paid for having bad hair days! The last time I paid through the nose at an allegedly up-scale salon and got a bad haircut, they just said a half-hearted sorry and send me on my way.
Or… Was it a nervous breakdown due to the realization that shaving hair might not win you the Oscar, especially after Charlize-whatshername go BALD for a role?
Boo hoo, cry me a million egg whites.
GAH! Blohan’s scalp! *gags* I think the trio would have been funnier with Spaz de la Huerta. 🙂
Bella your a genius! I kept wondering who was missing from all this… Someone call Paz stat!
These gals here just reinvented Greek mythology .. Just call them “The f*ck Graces”
Ha ha! Lady Gaga has pulled down all of her tweets to Lindsay from the night of July 11 and that cucumber pic. I guess when she sobered up she re-thought broadcasting an association with her, lol.
Edit: Nevermind. They are still there. Boo to that.
I think Rue is a pretty name.
I like Katniss myself.
Rue *sobs*
If Lindsay Lohan said it, it must be a lie.
And this is why Emma Stone will always be better than Lindsay Lohan.
For the love of God, Blohan, fix your damn bald spot. And to think that she actually pays someone to glue that shit to her scalp.
+1^ I know right. How much do you want to bet that her actual head looks like a dolly head that your little brother took a pair of nail scissors to?
Gick. I’m just thankful I have a full head of thick hair. I don’t understand the whole extensions thing. I can’t even hold a sample swatch they freak me out.
LOL Same here. I saw them in Sally Beauty Supply, those things are GROSS.
OhMyMy – When all the “fake hair” stands came out in the mall, I had to turn and run or take a lap to avoid them. Hair makes me hurl.
Fake hair; extensions; even a pile of hair at the salon. I’ve no idea what it is, but I simply cannot deal.
That’s great! LMFAO!
Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana del Rey walk into a bar… And everyone leaves immediately.
I’m surprised nothing happened w their combustible wigs and chain smoking ;).
And the bartender says “Was is this some kind of joke?”
Kelsey Grammer ‘s wife had girl
So much for twins then, yeah?
The twin boy died right after they announced they were having twins.
Oh, that’s sad. That happened to a former co-worker of mine. Her docs said that one of the little girls died, and the woman and the other baby ‘absorbed’ her.
I thought you were kidding about Mischa Barton, but she does look cute.
Now she’s going bald? Ugh, I have no more words for Lindsay fucking Lohan!
She’s been bald for years. Same with Kim K and Paris.
This link was posted on the TMZ comments about crackie caught in yet another lie. I can almost guarantee you’ll think of something to say.
http://www.yeeeah.com/2012/07/10/lindsay-is-a-lady/
She is standing there deliberately spreading her dress so the paps can take pics of her underwear. As for the boobs ya, no words.
Who knows what will happen? A lot of people have made unexpected comebacks… The Cracken might be one of them and this little get together will be the stuff of legends! Ha ha ha…
Gaga knows where to go for the drugs. And isnt Lana D a tranny….a tranny on twitter posted pics of her stating she was and after looking at the pics its iffy. The hands and those dead eyes. I mean when a tranny thinks you are, maybe there is something to it.
SylvesteR Stallone son Sage found dead he was 36
Sad news.
I remember him from the Rocky movies.
Sad indeed. No one should lose a child even if he’s already 36. I think Sage is the one in Rocky 5.
Trout lips party?
Lindsay Lohan…she ugly.
Just saw on TMZ that Porsche tested the brakes on the car she wrecked and found them to be working correctly. Oh, she lied? How profound! Why are we still talking about this…………human?
And yet, Lohan doesn’t face any consequences for her actions.
Is Lady Gaga paying for Lindsay Lohan?
—-NEWS ALERT, LL going BALD—-
y’all, i just saw this on perezhilton, pics of LL’s head, she’s got a gaping, huge BALD SPOT! it’s nasty! her skin looks in dire need of some Proactiv as well! omg…
http://cocoperez.com/2012-07-13-lindsay-lohan-extension-bald-spot-e-baldi-restaurant
side note: wtf (?) is the deal with navy blue pumps and black leggings, black n’ white top? I can’t handle the fashion mismatching! black and navy is a NO NO!