Back in June, just a week into the filming of Liz & Dick, Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway. IT WASN’T HER FAULT. It’s never her fault. Why would you think it’s a crackhead’s fault? You’re prejudiced against crackies. You should be IN JAIL. That was basically what it came down to – in the days following the crash, Team Lohan (Lindsay + Dina + a gallon of tequila) tried various excuses in the press – the truck cut off Lindsay! Lindsay wasn’t driving! Lindsay didn’t try to escape via another car and pay off the driver she hit! Lindsay was headed to work and she was already in character as Elizabeth Taylor! And of course, Lindsay claimed the Porsche’s brakes failed. That was one of the many explanations for why there were no skid marks at the accident site – nevermind the less complicated reason of “Lindsay was too cracked-out to brake.” Anyway, the Porsche dealership (or whatever, the company maybe?) tested the “failed” brakes on Lindsay’s totaled Porsche and guess what? Crack liars tell crack lies.
Lindsay Lohan’s brakes couldn’t have failed last month — moments before she slammed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler — because sources tell TMZ, Porsche itself tested the car after the crash … and the brakes passed with flying colors.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay blamed faulty brakes for the accident.– telling friends she slammed on the brakes when the truck allegedly cut her off … and nothing happened.
As it happens, we’re told Porsche caught wind of Lindsay’s excuse and contacted the company that rented Lindsay the vehicle — asking if it could formally test the car.
According to sources, the rental company obliged — and Porsche ran its tests, finding the brakes that had been installed on the car were A-OK, and showed no evidence of malfunction … which blows Lindsay’s bum brakes excuse out of the water.
A rep for the Santa Monica PD had no comment. A rep for Porsche also had no comment — but did say they’re cooperating with authorities. Calls to Lindsay were not returned.
So, Lindsay lied about the brakes failing, she lied to the cops about who was driving the car (she told them her assistant was driving), she (likely) hid drugs and alcohol she was carrying in the car, and on and on and on. And still… nothing. Originally I said that the cops would likely penalize Lindsay with “a friendly slap on the firecrotch” but they won’t even DO THAT. The cops are all “Meh, why go through the trouble of even making it look like Lindsay Lohan isn’t above the law?”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and PCN.
Crack liar lies again! Lindsay is a hot mess, I almost can’t deal with her anymore.
Let’s stop pretending she’s a hot mess. She’s just a mess. Hot is nowhere in the Lohan equation.
Did Lindsay actually say the brakes failed or was it sources from tabloids? I don’t recall her ever talking about accident. Frankly I’m baffled why she still allowed to drive.
Her insurance company wouldn’t allow her to drive during filming. That is why she tried to say her assistant was driving. Even the assistant was all “she’s lying.” Team Cokeroach then said that the brakes failed, I love that Porsche called her out.
Don’t forget the mysterious bag that was transferred to the Cadillac that was following her & the water bottle filled with alcohol!
‘coke-roach’ that’s sweet!
‘crack-roach’
‘lilo-roach’
i could go on and on…
i may be wrong but i believe she tweeted that the breaks failed. she did make a public statement herself regarding the breaks, that much i remember
more crackie posts! i was getting withdrawal already. come on that’s all shes good for anyways, tabloid fodder
Agreed. I was starting to jones for a Linnocent post.
The shock will be when Crackie ever tells the truth…what a concept!
She won’t be believed if and when she does tell the truth, and that is exactly the reaction she deserves.
I said that the cops would likely penalize Lindsay with “a friendly slap on the firecrotch” but they won’t even DO THAT.
Can you blame ’em?
Ew. That’s a lifetime of STDs, right there.
+1 I wouldn’t go anywhere near that std fire crutch of hers. She looks sooooo bad & worn out for her age! How does she get away with this shit is beyond me!! One day Lindsay your house of cards will fall down. But it totally won’t be her fault. Lol!
The question I’m about to ask isn’t nice (and keep in mind, I’m OK with that, just playing Devil’s Advocate and all), but… is it possible that at this point, the LAPD knows it’s just a matter of time before The Cracken kills herself either with an OD or a fatal DUI? Not that it excuses anything – in the meantime, innocent drivers, bikers, pedestrians, and wayward stray pets are all in the line of The Cracken’s fire. I’m just wondering, is all. NOT WISHING. Just looking at the reality of the situation and how this is likely to play out.
I hope they think about it, because a fatal DUI could take someone else with her.
Maybe every time they see her taken in for some new shenanigan they go:
“Oi, her again?! You do it, man. No you. NO, YOU. I’m not getting closer to that thing, remember last time? Couldn’t get that ciggie and vodka stench off me for weeks. I’m done. Ew, what she doing now? Ugh, just throw her out of here, will ya? I can’t with this bitch.”
Unprofessional, but again, can you blame ’em? 😀
They’re totally hoping she either ends herself or changes country.
But I’m still rooting for a resurrection. Go for it, Linds! Redeem yourself! Or at least don’t kill anyone.
This girl need some good oll asswhopping and it sounds to me like the cops should do their job and arrest her.
agreed. She is literally a danger to herself and to others. Enough is enough.
You pay an assistant to do whatever you say– you can also pay her to drive.
It’s to my amazement that The Cracken can’t even do that right to keep her spotty employment. Ugh.
umm…the cops keep arresting her and the judges are the ones letting her go…blame the courts if this loser kills someone…
Loving the wonky left eye, the disgusting overly done brows and smeared orange lipstick. It screams: “I need help!”
Filming wrapped how long ago? She’s still wearing the Liz eyebrows & eyeliner–bet she never bothered to wash it off!! It also screams “Give this girl a Silkwood shower”. *shudder*
That frilly Burberry thing is so fugly, too. You’d need to be very delicate and ethereal to stand a chance of carrying that off – Natalie Portman or that blonde kid from Glee or Keira Knightley, maybe – as it is, she looks like one of those middle-aged “adult babies”.
The sad thing is she looks in her 40s, and that coat should be age appropriate. She could have worn it no problem if she’d not destroyed her looks.
STOP WITH THE 40’s LOOK! STOP!!!
Does my GRAVATAR look anything like Lilo? I AM 40!
PLEASE! we all went over this like nuts a couple weeks ago! women in 40’s DO NOT look anything like Lilo!
I am 40, and I don’t and every single 40, 50, 60 AND 70 yr old woman i know, does NOT LOOK like Lilo!
disease, STD’s, coke, alcohol, bad health/diet, no sleep, clubbing, botox injections…that’s what Lilo looks like!
She is nearing the day when her actions will have undeniable consequences. I seriously fear that she will kill someone (soon) and of course it will be their fault, she will be unscathed & entirely devoid of remorse. And, as I’ve said before, the victims family will sue the ever-loving dog sh*t out of the state of California.
They shoot people’s ashes out into space for a fee…let’s start a donation pool to get a lead–lined container just big enough for LL; we’ll seal her up in there, strap a rocket or 2 (or 10) to her firecrotch and launch that trick out there. Just think!! By the time she lands on another planet, gives all its inhabitants STDs & then they get pissed and come here to kick our collective asses for it, we’ll all be dead anyway. Let’s do it!!!! 🙂
Danger-o-meter: To what extent is your life threatened by Lindsay Lohan
I’m living in the same country: May God have mercy on your soul
Lindsay is allowed to visit my country: May God have mercy on your soul
I live in the Milky Way galaxy: Anything less than 300 light-years from earth is not recommended
and “I live in the same State – Brace for impact”
Okay, maybe I’m drunk this morning, but I’m starting to wonder if a lot of this Lilo gossip IS just made up by the tabloids because she’s an easy target. We like to think she’s a crazy cracked out liar, but she NEVER gets in trouble for her actions. I’m finding it hard to believe she’s done all of this stuff but never seems to suffer any consequences. Maybe she gets away with everything because she really isn’t doing what the tabloids say?
How else would it be possible to skate away from EVERYTHING?
Tabloids are FAR too lazy to come up with original stuff.
It’s always and only: Cheating, hooking up, cheating, spending a lot of cash on divorces, cars, booze and aliens (okay, no aliens).
That’s why the press LOVES Lindsay, she brings gossip dirt alive.
Oooooh..maybe she’s an alien. That would explain her slimy green fingers!
Her bad behavior can probably be attributed to homesickness for her native planet.
If Benedict Cumberbatch can bear it Lindsay, than…no you can’t.
Cumberbatch is the best behaved extraterrestrial ever.
@ Ming – Tilda is very well behaved for an ET as well.
Those two sat in the same spaceship.
They were a lot more fun when they made up aliens.
Perhaps Lindsay is Xenu? Well it would explain why she is such a lie teller.
Lindsay will never learn there is no reason too no one ever wants to teach her a real lesson. Sadly, one day she will either kill someone or herself and by then it will be too late. I hear she is going to be a big sister again…great another kid the family can screw up. She is just looking a mess in those pictures I thought red hair meant she was doing well?
Well, of course her brakes failed. She wasn’t paying attention to be able to notice the truck and so wasn’t able to depress the pedal. Porsches are fancy automobiles, but they can’t hit the brakes for you.
At least not all models, that’s probably a thing in high end cars, huh?
Car dealerships and rental companies need to present a united front to Blohan, something that only allows her to drive a Pinto (tell her it’s the “new” ‘Stang) or a Yugo (tell her it’s European).
It’s funny how sources are being quoted about this or that but I don’t recall Linds saying anything directly; did I miss something here? So, she did everything that the tabloids say but got in trouble how many times for all those things she has done wrong.. I can only remember a few times she actually gotten in trouble but all the other stories are questionable
It’s funny how sources are being quoted about this or that but I don’t recall Linds saying anything directly; did I miss something here? So, she did everything that the tabloids say but got in trouble how many times for all those things she has done wrong.. I can only remember a few times; she actually gotten in trouble but all the other stories are questionable
Really ? You call her linds huh?
Why are you & linds up to later?
Yes I because I didn’t feel like typing up her name; don’t go getting Ur underwear in a bunch, not that serious dear… I am not a fan of hers just wondering about things that are being said about her which IMO is questionable…
Yes I Did because I didn’t feel like typing up her name; don’t go getting Ur underwear in a bunch, not that serious dear… I am not a fan of hers just wondering about things that are being said about her which IMO is questionable…
Candy: So don’t get all defensive about the question if it’s no big deal. I, too, wondered about “Linds”.
Hate when people call me dear and double post. Maybe new to the site? 🙂
I’m glad Porsche called her on that lie–but I’m sure their first concern was avoiding a possible (knowing LL, probable) lawsuit regarding said brakes, and their examination nipped all that in the bud. The fact that it proves she’s a cracky lying crackhead liar is just icing on the cake.
I don’t think a lawsuit ever crossed her mind – even in her cracked-out brain, she knew those brakes didn’t fail. I think it was more a matter of Porsche realizing “wow – that’s some REALLY bad press” as they looked at the totaled car. I guess if they can’t keep her from driving their brand, they can at least say she’s lying.
@solitary Angel, I hadn’t thought of that. Really good point! 🙂
I’m thinking Blohan is the the one who will be sued by Porsche for making that false claim.
I hope it happens.
Keeping my fingers crossed that it happened.
Porsche should sue LL, claims like that can damage a company. Yes, it would be a stupid lawsuit but this is LL (e-trade).
Ahhh…what a way to start a Monday. Cracktinis all around…\_/\_/\_/
Great minds, and all that…
Raises cracktini glass
CHEERS!
I’m pouring my first cracktini of the day…any takers? I really hate to drink alone.
Colour me shocked that Lindsay is once again above the law. I don’t get it. I did find the picture of Lindsay’s extensions coming out of the back of her bald head somewhat amusing, though…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2172944/Lindsay-Lohans-extensions-toll-emerges-bald-patch-looking-washed-sleepover-Lady-Gaga.html
Genevieve – I’m in! 🙂
This whole “SHE’S BALD!” thing is really tired. Grow up people.
It’s merely a sweaty/greasy scalp making the hair look thin. This looks like my head after a workout if I wake up and go straight to the gym without showering. Big FCKING deal.
Hey Genevieve, post a pic of yourself so we can tell you how ugly you are.
Sorry I’m late, pour me a double!
Where is Scientrollogy when you need it? Someone tell her there’s a party on the SO and lots of “celebrities” will be there 😉
You know it’s bad when not even CO$ want you
Where is $cientrollogy when you need it? Someone tell her there’s a party on the SO and lots of “celebrities” will be there 😉
On TMZ there’s a new article saying how Lindsay got two judges in trouble for special treatment: “two veteran judges have been disciplined for improper conduct while presiding over her criminal cases”
Maybe this is a sign that she’ll have to start being held responsible for her actions. Actually hahaha, like that will ever happen
Ooooh interesting, maybe the tide is turning and the legals will have to start punishing Linnocent for breaking the law like everyone else
Or maybe she’ll carrying on blowing them and nothing will change!
It’s about time. Just because they are circuit court judges doesn’t mean they do not have a boss. They must answer to their Chief Judge who does scrutinze their behavior and decisions. Anyone who doesn’t think Lindsay hasn’t received “special” treatment has to be related to her somehow.
One of the judges got in trouble for being too HARD on her.
Mich, please. Tell me you’re joking!
Mich is not joking. It was the judge who denied her bail, sent her to jail, and was overturned the same day.
bl00dy h3ll!! Now theblind you posted beloe Bella makes perfect sense!
Hey Lindsay congratulation on the (possible) new sibling that is coming your way. Parents, whatch ya gonna do with em. Their a hand full. lol
But I want to know *WHY* she is above the law. I mean, we’re not talking about an A-list, highly influential, constantly-working, powerful and visible celebrity or entertainer. We’re not talking about someone who is fabulously wealthy with money to throw at high-priced attorneys or on political campaigns in an effort to wield influence. We’re not talking about someone with serious star power, or with a compelling life story.
So can someone who knows how this sh!t works please explain to me, what on earth is it that allows her to get away with so much illegal, dangerous, terrible behavior? What the hell is going on? How does this keep happening?
It’s because she’s very good at ‘favouring’ anyone and everyone…
I totally and completely buy that she is whoring herself out to anyone willing to pay and able to offer her the perks she can’t seem to live without (hotel owners, international businessmen, photographers, etc.). But are there actually *judges* who will pervert the justice system in exchange for some used-up, has-been, former starlet, trashed out, drugged up, STD-filled Lilo vadge? I mean, I suppose anything’s possible, right?
Lindy, I hate to tell you this but our justice system is super corrupt. I remember reading about a young girl who was trafficked from Mexico, and she talked about the fact that the best clients were cops, lawyers, judges, basically all the people who should be enforcing the law and protecting people like her. All the cops I have known have been the worst, most deviant, vile people around and are a huge reason why I have ZERO faith in the “justice” system. Well, that and seeing child rapists go free while potheads get life in prison….and of course Lindsay!
Basically, society teaches us every day that only the worst people prosper and the honest suffer. Why would this shock anyone? Of course Lindsay and others like her get away with anything!
California’s jails are wickedly over-crowded right now. The whole justice system is crippled, and cops and judges alike know they have to avoid writing up someone who hasn’t done anything *too* bad. (I.e. It’s not murder or assault, even though we all agree Lohan is a menace who may well hurt someone eventually.)
That just depresses the hell out of me. I understand, I guess, given the strained public coffers and lack of state resources. And if things are also corrupt to the max, that’s a sad state of affairs. But I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to claim that this b!tch is going to maim or kill someone if she isn’t forced to clean up and pay her dues. She has gone way past amusing tabloid-fodder and enjoyable trainwreck and moved into dangerous, out-of-control, menace to society status.
P.s. I love your “bread and circuses” name. How a propos for a gossip site! 🙂
Yes, Lindy, our jails and prisons contain lots of weed smokers. It is a sad state of affairs, indeed.
p.s. I put that blind down below, in reply to your question.
She looks like former pro wrestler, now pornstar Chyna
Her face frightens me badly.
The system has given up on Lohan. Until the day she (God forbid) mows down someone and they die, nothing will change.
I just can’t with her anymore. I used to secretly still like her, but that went away awhile ago. She is just a brat. A 26-year-old brat. Who will never change. She is incapable of being honest with herself or anyone else.
When were the photos of LIndsay wearing that trench coat taken? Because holy hell, girl is looking WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than usual. I can’t believe she’d leave the house with a face that bloated looking
:(.
Those are from her 4th of July outing with P-RN STAR JAMES DEEN. Every time his name is mentioned in print, you have to put “P-rn Star” in front of it and clutch your pearls.
These pictures are hilarious because she is all dressed up with her big ol’ bag and FUG heels and everything, and if you see wider shots of the party she’s going to, it looks like everyone there is in ripped up shorts and tee shirts. I imagine she pretends she is going to a red-carpet event every night, even if she is just going to smoke a bong at a house in the Valley with some hipster douchebags.
Bet she was texting and that’s why she didn’t see the truck and didn’t brake.
Most likely!
Qu’elle surprise, the Cracken lies. Good on Porsche for calling her out!
At least SOMEONE has the nerve to.
In other news the sky is blue and the grass is green.
It never ceases to amaze me how Lindsay always manages to look the absolute shittiest that she possibly can. She nails it EVERY time!
Did any of you every wonder why that Judges getting into trouble for being to hard on her is coming out NOW !!!
I guess I have a suspicious mind and to me that sounds awfully like a warning to the judges to stay in line and don’t touch from the man behind the curtain who owns Lindsay Lohan …lock, stock and soul….Dina sold her a long time ago….and he is protecting his investment….why do you think she has gotten away with what she has so far with out some really powerful money and influance behind her….hell she and the Lohan never had that much money or power in their lifes… Well he better get his moneys worth while he can cause she ain’t going to last much longer going on as she is….but I’ve read she is not the final payment Dina sold one more….
It’s either Ali or Cody or both of them.
I’m trying to think of who has enough power, influence and money to send a “hands off” message to two judges?
I don’t think Vikram has that kind of power.
I’m thinking old Hollywood money , moguls money, someone who was in a postion of power in the late ninites when Lohan arrived in Hollywood as a 16 yr old ready and willing to do anything and anyone for her change at the spotlight….Someone who has the power to pick up the phone and order judges to back off or Media gossip shows to only do good stories and mention her name every night and gossip site he has a piece of to only do goody stories….and buy movies for her to “star” in…..think big….and old… and you will narrow the field…
Wait, who who WHO?! Is this for real? I admit I have kind of been skimming or ignoring Crackie posts lately, so maybe I missed something!
Here’s the blind, with a little MichaelK kick at the end:
The price took awhile to agree on. At first our C list actress who used to be almost an A list movie actress was just paid by the night. That got to be too burdensome though because she always needed money but didn’t always have the time to spend the night or do what he wanted for the money. He wants a lot of things. So, they went from $25,000 a night to a flat $2M. Sure there are some other perks she gets too, but she likes to keep it all quiet and pretend she is actually earning the money through side ventures. She isn’t. He keeps those propped up for her too, but writes it off on his taxes. The guy has a vivid imagination and our actress has been photographed and taped in so many compromising positions and with such a combination of people that she could literally start her own adult DVD collection. Our actress is allowed to sleep with and be with whoever she wants but so is her benefactor. In fact he tapes those too and makes our actress watch and talk to him while she is watching. He pays for her cell phone so is aware of everyone she speaks to and texts. Her cell phone bills sometimes reach $50,000 a month and he pays. That is in addition to the $2M a year. She racks up so much in charges because she calls all over the world and tries to spend as much as she can. When she buys clothes she uses his credit card. She has no money. It has all gone to other things. Her salaries for her upcoming projects have all been signed over. He is her lifeline. She does whatever he wants. He is counting down the days for what he really wants. A family member of our actress. He wants both of them and has made it very clear he will pay whatever it takes. He just wants to make sure the family member is legal first although that has not stopped him from inviting her on vacations and watching her undress. The family member is ready for it and knows it is coming. In fact, she is looking to take the place of our actress and has been dropping hints to the benefactor about just that. (CDAN)
In the dark corner of a T.G.I. Friday’s on Long Island somewhere, two bar backs lifted White Oprah’s drunk head off of her bowl of Bloody Mary soup so she could ask, “Where’s my cut of all of this?!”
Jaysus Bella! That blind makes perfect sense but is blo0dy scary!!
& do you remember a while back Lindsay was holidaying on a yacht with some rich businessmen/diplomat type people and Ali was photographed along with her – this must be the owner of that yacht
But dammmmm I can’t remember the details!
Well at least this proves she is a professional hooker!
Her eyebrows really freak me out. Girlfriend looks like she’s been on a months long booze binge.
Interesting!! Thank you for posting this blind, Original B. I hadn’t seen it before!
Too bad she doesn’t have Brittney Spears’ father for a dad. He would straighten her out!
Didn’t Britney Spears get sued for trying to hump her bodyguard. Besides Britney looks like a drugged up space cadet
Liar liar, crotch on fire!
Sorry, couldn’t resist lol 😀
Does anyone know if Blohan started shooting that “The Canyons” soft-core flick yet???
As far as we know, she’s filming now! As they’re filming ‘indoors’ (P0RN, you know) she’s not selling ‘leaked’ pap photos to the tabs.
Belle, Bess, & Mort check your email!
MAD, YOU’RE BACK!!!! 😀
I haven’t gone anywhere. Although I may not post, I’ve been reading CB faithfully, especially the Cruise stories. What happened to you yesterday? You posted on tmz, I replied and you vanished? What did you think of the email? Thoughts? . . . .
Mad, I think it’s about f*cking time!!!!!!!!!!
(I’ve had an in-law intense last few days.)
Look at that disaster face, idk she should be in jail
Porsche would not have issued a formal statement if she had not personally told this crack-lie.
Hohan always looks so filthy that I just want to position her against a wall and hose her down.
OMG!
People!!!
Listen…Take Action!
I just had a brill idea!!! A PETITION! Do y’all know about change.org? well, you can set up a petition for any cause you want to bring attention and change to. get enough signatures and boom- your opponent is now put into a corner knowing that a significant majority of people want them to clean up their act
Ok, maybe change.org is more political/human rights bent, but really a petition to say to the california judicial system, “TAKE ACTION and penalize the Cracken for what she’s done”
I really want to take action on this…what an impact that petition would be.
Petition, “Prosecute don’t push aside the Cracken”
absolutely!!! Original Bella has done a great eye opening service by posting the “rap sheet” that keeps on growing. The Porsche incident isn’t going to be the last entry. Why would it!?! She does get away with it so why stop there-because she is true to form on never ever taking responsibility for her actions. EVER. ugh I don’t drink but I think I need a cracktini-what the hell make it a double very chilled w/a twist.
She put that ALL together?? bellaluna!
God, the work that put into that! i googled it and there are tons of sites where you can start an online petition. I think we can do it against lilo too, i mean, people can start petitions like ‘fire this teacher he slapped my kid around’ so…
and w/ belleluna’s rap sheet…yeah! wow ! what if this thing actually went through???
Bellaluna did not put that together, merely a copy and paste job from another poster on TMZ.