These are some photos from last night’s “Fox All-Star Party” at the Soho House in West Hollywood. Lea Michele was arguably the biggest “star” there, so that tells you a great deal about the event. As for Lea’s outfit… UGH. I just want to style her, head to toe, because whoever is styling her now must hate her. Either that, or Lea just has no idea what her strengths are, and she puts up a fight over everything. Lea’s dress is Pucci – and it’s completely wrong for a short, petite girl for a summer event. It looks like a dowdy, ill-fitting prom dress. The hair is a wreck too – Lea tried to copy Blake Lively’s braid, but she failed miserably – and it’s mostly because A) BANGS TRAUMA and B) the braid is just too messy and poorly executed. As for Lea’s boobs – I don’t even know. I thought they might be bolt-ons, but I think she might have just gained some weight back in her bust. PS… Is it just me, or does anyone else get “30 years old and masquerading as a 22-year-old” vibes from Lea?
Dear Martha Plimpton: I love you. I love your humor and your talent and I love that your face still moves. But girl, you need to find a different style.
Dear Tamara Taylor: Can we just agree that the haircut was unfortunate and move on from there? You need to stop trying to make this hair “happen”. It looks like a really awful wig.
Dear Zooey Dechanel: Are you Botoxing? Because it looks like you’re ‘Toxing or filler-ing. And that’s very disappointing.
Dear Hannah Simone: You are so pretty. Ditch the bangs and your current stylist.
Dear Mindy Kaling: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH and I will totally watch your show about gyno issues but I really need you to stop wearing such unflattering dresses. Please.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Horrible looking the whole lot of them, all those stylists need to be fired.
DUDE. Zooey Deschanel’s face. WHAT. THE. HELL. IS GOING ON. At first I thought it was weight gain, but she put on a bit of weight after 500 Days of Summer and it looked really nice on her face. This just looks bizarre. Either she is gaining weight differently now or she is jacking her face, in which case I will cackle with glee when the dreams of a thousand scrawny hipster boys are dashed in the face of her phoniness.
Also, Lea Michele’s whole getup — makeup, dress, shoes — look so uncomfortable I want to start a charity called Get Rachel Berry Some Sweatpants.
But, she is still the most beautiful out there.
I think it’s weight gain, and yes different to how it sat before.
Circus style
Everyone looks terrible. I always thought Lea looked older than her age….hmmm. I can’t believe she paid someone to do her hair! It looks terrible. And Mindy looks awful. She’s so funny and adorable and that dress just makes her look huge!
Zooey’s face is definitely different. She looks more like her sister, right now. That busted, inner eye liner makes it worse and she’s using a powder too light for her current tone.
Dear Kaiser: Good job!
Wow, what is happening to Zooey’s face?!! I actually like Lea’s face and makeup, I just hate everything else.
If those are fake, Lea might coin the term “micro bolt-ons”
Those are defenitely Lea’s real pecks, just really really pushed up.
Whyyyyyy is lea michele always showing off her sternum?? Knock it off and wear a more shallow neckline!
Not defending Lea at all (she annoys me beyond reason), but I, too, am guilty of being show-y with my clavicle/cleavage area. I don’t know why I do it! I guess it’s because I think it’s the only thing I have going for me, body wise.
I doubt Lea’s reason for it is rooted in insecurity, though.
None of those photos are flattering!
Lea has been looking “off” in the face lately. Zooey looks a lot “off”. Mindy Kaling is awesome.
Wow, the writers on this site must have been tortured, because all the girls have BANGS in these photos..well.. most of them do. I agree that bangs look dreadful on most people, but on some, they can be flattering.
Well I’d have to say that out of all of them Lea Michele looks the best and she doesn’t even look very good!
Zooey, zooey!!! What is going on with your face? Please no! Dear God NO!
Those are bolt ons. You don’t magically gain and lose weight just in your boobs alone. If that was the case, then no woman would ever need to get breast implants. Lea was pretty flat chested before. She probably went the Kate Hudson route and went for small implants so it’s not as obvious “Hey, I have fake boobs!” Also, something is definitely is going on with Zooey’s face. Sometimes people forget that she’s, like, 32 and not this young, cute thing. She probably feels pressure from Hollywood to keep up her young facade and not age normally.
Pf, I beg to differ, the first place I put weight on is in my chest..thank god. It just depends..Unfortunately I could gain 200 pounds and still have a pancake butt.
I can see that. And maybe Lea has a body type like that. I want to see more pics and different angles of her. It’s sometimes hard for me to relate because I have one of those hour glass figures where my weight is evenly distributed so when I gain some pounds it goes everywhere, not just boobs.
Since when is Lea a bigger star than Zooey. Please, her try-hardness wishes she was the biggest star. Much of bad styling all around.
OMG.. Zoey’s face..when I scrolled down and saw the pic before I saw her name, I thought to myself wow, that looks alot like Zoey D, must be her mom…all puffy eyed?????…what is going on? such a young girl…this must be medication or something?????!!
Lea’s dress didn’t seem too bad at first glance, until I saw the closeups, yuck.
Zooey’s face looks a little swollen. Maybe medication or something? She doesn’t seem like the Botox type.
I don’t mind Hannah’s bangs, but the dress is bad.
I love Martha Plimpton too, she’s so hilarious on Raising Hope. That dress isn’t good, but her Emmy gown from last year is still one of my favorites.
i don’t really get “prom queen” from lea’s dress but it’s definitely awful.
zoey looks really…different.
no one looks good in these pictures.
Nah, she just looks like she’s pulled her head back in the top pic, losing her chin in the process. Also way too much foundation, powder and illuminator. She’s also gone paler than she should, her face is slightly too pale for the rest of her and it gives a slightly mask like look.
the sleeves… ugh. i personally dislike her despite her obvious talent. feeling guilty about taking glee in her terrible taste.
glee, get it? also feeling guilty for that joke