Kat Dennings is way too top-heavy for this unflattering dress, right?

These are more photos from the CBS/CW/Showtime summer event last night in LA – CB covered some of the photos a little while ago. CB and I were going through the huge photo block, commenting on all of the B and C-listers, surprised that no one really noteworthy came by, but still… we wanted to cover this stuff. At least this event wasn’t the parade of fug that was the Fox event. Anyway, let’s start with Kat Dennings. I like Kat. I think she’s beautiful and funny and completely wasted on that dumb CBS sitcom (Two Broke Girls). I also identify with her because I’m really, really top-heavy too. If I tried to wear this dress, it would be utter chaos – so I have to give her credit for at least keeping her girls in place, I guess. Still, this isn’t a good look. This is like something Christina Hendricks would do, and I don’t mean that as a compliment. Kat’s got an eyeliner problem too – it’s worse than Duchess Kate’s.

I really don’t get why Jessica Lowndes is a thing. Can someone explain it to me?

Emmy Rossum isn’t my favorite person, but she looks pretty good here.

I’m pretty sure Matt LeBlanc is wearing a lady’s blouse. Also: GOOD GOD when did he get hot again?!? He looks really great here.

I liked Carrie-Anne Moss’s look from afar, but up-close… this is not cute. Hippie sack and bad shoes.

Lisa Kudrow looks great. I believe that she’s not tweaking too.

UGGGHHH. I cannot even tell you how much I am NOT looking forward to Elementary, “the American take” on the Cumberbatch-version of Sherlock. Jonny Lee Miller is playing Sherlock.. in NYC. Lucy Liu is Watson. It looks awful.

TYRA WILL ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. RHONYC says:

    dismiss the stylist that tried to make her look like the redhead from Mad Men.

    note to Kat:

    look at Tyra & remember…now THAT’S how you dress up big boobies! 😉

  2. Molly says:

    Her boobs are pushed up so they look like a very long butt.

    The color of the dress is perfect for her. It needs to be longer though.

    • Naomi says:

      ‘Long Butt’, I actually can’t stop laughing. They way the dress pushes the up, instead of two rounded top half globes, her chest looks like a bottom. The V shape is awful, if it was a normal shape, she would have avoided the butt effect.

    • Suzen says:

      LOL! I think the pushup bra is to blame. That dress is definitely not holding those babies up all on it’s own.

  3. Tillie says:

    #I like big boobs and I can not lie..

    Or do I remember the song wrong? 😛

  4. Luda says:

    Hot damn, Lisa Kudrow. She is lookin’ good.

    • smith says:

      … and Matt LeBlanc, yea baby. My husband finally convinced me to watch “Episodes” (which is witty and intelligent and just plain good btw) and all I can say is, yea baby!!

      The touch of grey really works (think Dermot Mulroney circa 2002) and he’s very self aware, funny and SEXY. The Emmy was well-deserved.

      I spend at least 10 minutes per show wondering aloud, “when did he get so damn hot???”

      I want to go to that.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Funny how when you hit your thirties grey and “salt n’ pepper” hair suddenly becomes sexy. MB does look really good and I’m not normally a fan.

    • Tracey says:

      Wow…I just saw this dress at Nordstrom last month and was taken with it. But, I wouldn’t spend $400 dollars on a casual dress…Though, for a celbrity, that is a bargain, right?

  5. Little Darling says:

    She is always squishing them up, down or all around. I’m all for cleavage but when it’s dusting a chin it seems to be a bit much! Gorgeous girl, would love to see her switch it up, and by switch it up I mean bring the bosom down, change the hair a little and go with a more natural face.

  6. Aiobhan says:

    Her boobs look they were forced into that top with a crowbar from the picture that is taken at the angle. But the other photo that is straight forward is not too terrible. To answer your question: yes, she is too top heavy for that dress.

    I don’t really get the hate on Emmy. She looks amazing and probably the best looking one at this event.

  7. Nance says:

    It’s like they wanted to shape her boobs like a heart, but it’s only looks trashy.

  8. bns says:

    Kat Dennings is so beautiful.

  9. Katalina says:

    Kat Dennings lost some weight. Her face and arms look much thinner. And that TINY waist?! Don’t go all Hollywood anorexic on us, girl.

  10. lena says:

    Dennings’ boobs are being so pushed that they reached her neck. I like Lowndes and Rossum. They re pretty girls, nothing special though.

  11. Vanessa says:

    Tyra looks fab! I never expect nothing less than fierce from her.

    Lately I cant get enough of Emmy Rossum her stylist is doing an amazing job.

  12. LEANIS says:

    Jessica Lowndes is only relevant because she is the new Megan Fox. The girl has a gorgeous face and a good curvy body. So we’ll hear more from here. She is going to be the next shannen doherty

  13. SofiaR says:

    Ahh Matt…I would like a piece of that, he has really grown into his looks, not boyish pretty but a real man now, Kinda like clooney did.

  14. Sally Shu says:

    How amazing is Lucy Liu’s dress though? the cut outs are to die for and it fits her perfectly! Anyone else like her dress the most?

    • SofiaR says:

      Indeed! It almost make me regret getting a boob job, I would LOVE that dress. she is always stylish, a very pretty woman

    • Tiffany says:

      I looooooooooove Lucy’s dress. That is THE best cut out dress i have ever seen. They look so graceful and beautiful. Amazing dress.

  15. gee says:

    I think I might be the only person excited for Elementary…

    • kait says:

      no, you’re not! I was skeptical about it at first because I’m a huge Sherlock fan, but then I saw the trailer and it looks really interesting! I’ll definitely be watching come fall!

    • monetter says:

      In the tradition of awesome British series remade by the Americans, this is going to be awful. Sherlock is a brilliant show. Even the name Elementary sounds stupid.

  16. bea says:

    A giant rack is hard to dress, but that isn’t the answer. They turned her decollage into a plumbers butt crack!!

    Plus the material is cheap and nasty and she’s given herself upside-down eyes with that liner!

    And she looks peeved in those pics.

    I agree with the comment above – Tyra shows you how to dress with a large chest.

    • Erinn says:

      Bahahaha, my boyfriend is a plumber. Thank god he can manage to keep his bum covered lol. Doesn’t stop me from teasing him with plumber stereotyping though 😉

      • bea says:

        No offense to plumbers is meant, that’s for sure! The world wouldn’t work without them. Frankly, I couldn’t do it – I saw the “wax ring” once and almost puked!

  17. the original bellaluna says:

    Honey, if you don’t treat your girls right, they’ll get back at you by drooping to your waist.

    True story.

    • Izzy says:

      And sometimes, if your rack is big enough anyways (like mine), they sag no matter how good you are to them. Luckily I have been able to offset it a little bit with exercise.

      Also, LMFAO at everyone calling the cleavage a buttcrack. Hilarious! Thanks for perking up my day! (Pun intended.) 😀

      • ZenB!tch says:

        I slept in a bra as a teen… they still drooped which is why Kat needs to learn how to show them off now while she can.

        She’s got 15 years, fewer if she has kids. And boob lift scars are hideous (hence why I prefer to let the girls sag in private).

  18. TheOriginalKitten says:

    “I really don’t get why Jessica Lowndes is a thing”

    I don’t think she’s a *thing*. When do you ever see her? She’s on the CW so she’s here promoting her show but she’s hardly overexposed.
    For the record, I think she’s super-pretty.

  19. JessSaysNo says:

    She’s trying to be Christina Hendricks. I really don’t like it. Very unflattering.

    • Christian says:

      Christina Hendricks wears a lot of unflattering stuff as well. It’s frustrating.

  20. Happy21 says:

    The dress on Kat looks awful. Leave the mammoth tatas in a dress to Christina Hendricks to always get wrong. And this girls boobs are nowhere near as gigantic as Christina’s.

    Most of the people shown above are minor players in the game and if I had to choose I would say Lucy Liu for the gold 🙂

  21. Kate says:

    oh my, that looks um…real bad… why would her friends/stylist let her go out looking like that??? I’ve got a big chest and that’s the last look i’d want to be seen in….

  22. Relli says:

    Aw, i think Kat looks nice and big ones are so hard to dress. Most of the time she looks rather dowdy because she is trying to covers those big girls up and for once she wearing something young and she looks good, like she has been working out and losing weight.

    Maybe she does look like she spilling out of her dress, but take it from someone who has cleavage in sports bras, she probably is pretty self-conscience about it already.

    • Lauren says:

      I am a size 4 on the bottom, a size 10-12 on top. I have not been able to wear a dress for 6 years. Have my dad`s long legs,and my mum`s huge boobs. I get harrassed, asked who did my `boob job“, cause my breasts look so real! Men ask me if I am a stripper (no!), in front of my 13 year old daughter. My Aunt had the same harassment issues..had a breast reduction. I will not be mutilated,but in defense of Kat..i am quite certain it is difficult to find a dress for her girls. Kat is gorgeous.

  23. Nan says:

    Kat Dennings has AMAZING body. Seriously envious. 🙂

  24. chalkdustgirl says:

    I am a big fan of Kat and the show. Yet, I don’t love the dress at all. As a matter of a fact, they put her in a gown that was a very similar cut at the top on what I (think) was the season finale of TWO BROKE GIRLS. She’s got great boobs but it’s not the right cut at all.

    PS-Yes, Matt does look like he’s wearing a woman’s blouse! Maybe he should wear it with Joey’s man purse, LOL!!

  25. juicyjackie says:

    I know I am probably alone in this and I will get flamed BUT IMHO these ladies need to wear pantyhose…. bare legs don’t look good unless they are tanned. Yes they are shapely and athletic but the natural look seems patchy, like you actually NEED to get a tan.

    There, I’ve said it. Meh.

  26. skuddles says:

    I see Kat is taking styling tips from Kim Krapdashian…. WAY too much booby on display girl!

    I adore Carrie-Anne Moss but that dress…. oi yoi yoi.

    • Marianne says:

      I was actually thinking she had taken style tips from another big boobed girl, Christina Hendricks. Doesnt this look like something Christina would try to wear?

      • skuddles says:

        Ah yes, I forgot about Christina Hendricks… I could totally see her wearing this too 🙂

  27. mewmow says:

    Her boobs look gross. 🙁 I have tried to watch her show, and for someone who will watch pretty much anything, I can’t make it 2 min. It is horrid! How is still on? Are there really people that like it?

  28. tifygodess24 says:

    I have no idea why but the first thing that came to mind was Boobie Trampolines….

  29. Marianne says:

    I love Emmy’s dress. Kat looks like a hot mess. And my god those boobs are huge!!

  30. Tanya says:

    OMG, my first thought was BUTT CRACK!! ugh…I am SO glad I don’t have massive things like that…….!!

  31. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    Ladies, stop chasing that roadrunner and get your meat at the supermarket. How many times do you have to run face first into a boulder, fall front side down off of a cliff, fall back side down off of a cliff and suffer trauma from above when a boulder lands on you, and so oh? Sever your ties with the Acme conglomerate and just go to the grocery store.

    She’s cute and I like her (once saw about five minutes of the show and didn’t care for it) and this is the first time I’ve ever thought ‘omigoodnessno!’ when seeing her, but in a perfect world we would be able to dress our bodies in ways that oon’t treat them as afflictions.

    Unless people with actual eyes are styling you for work for five weeks out of every 24 years, or however long it takes AMC to get their orginal product to the airwaves, looking like warmed over decolletaged hell. Hey, I know from top heavy and short (all too well :(), but I also know that you have to avail yourself of the skankdrobe and trust that’s more to your looking attractive than your ‘bits’.

    Eyeliner: Marry up, waaaaaaay up if you want to roll like that.

  32. Alberto CD says:

    I’m too straight to find something wrong with Kat’s dress.

  33. Just U says:

    I feel her pain. I’ve got E-enormous boobs, 36G, and I find it really difficult to dress well while feeling comfortable. Its hard to find a happy medium between looking slutty and matronly. Now I’m in my 30’s I am more confident in my self so maybe Kat just hasn’t established her ‘look’ yet.

  34. jen7waters says:

    OMG Darcy, NO!!

  35. Bodhi says:

    2 Broke Girls was one of the WORST shows I have ever seen. There is a difference between funny-crude & stupid crude & 2BG is definitely the later. The girls were good, but the writing was crap. Whitney is no where near as funny as she thinks she is

    Elementary looks terrible. I am actually embarrassed for it

  36. Bailey says:

    That dress is painfully, painfully unflattering.

  37. SCREEEE says:

    As much as I love her, Lisa Kudrow is probably pretty tweaked. Sitcoms (Friends) only came calling after a nosejob and a boobjob and a hairbleaching session. She’s hilarious, and that sucks, but that’s what happened.

    • Rosie says:

      So sad. On the other hand she does appear to be aging naturally now. Her pic in a recent People (?) was a closeup and shows normal middle-age-type lines on her face and neck. So refreshing to see! I’m not like a fan or anything, but she’s obviously not drinking the kool-aid which dictates you must look 25 forever.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      Yeah, there’s definitely a tradition of women undergoing an entry-level rhinoplasty before any audience has a chance to see her face. It’s pretty crazy seeing her with her natural black hair on the series finale of Newheart.

  38. corny says:

    Exactly, Ty Ty is Queen Boob

    • Genevieve says:

      Queen in her head, lol. I think Tyra has gotten to be truly obnoxious.

      YES, Kat is WAY too top-heavy for that dress. I get that her stylist was trying to ‘play up her assets’, but jeez…

      I keep wanting to yell, “TIMBEEERRR!!

      Emmy Rossum looked lovely, though.

  39. Kosmos says:

    AGREED…the top photo looks way too top heavy, she’s so obviously pushing those girls up and out so people will think she’s hot, but she’s not lol.

  40. Kosmos says:

    Oh…one other thing: I hate it when women ‘try too hard’ and it shows…ladies…please dress with some class, be yourself and don’t try too hard, and you will look much more appealing, especially if you have the inner confidence showing through.

    • BubbaAng says:

      I agree 100 percent! I’m an average size and would feel uncomfortable showing off my assets. My heaving bosom is better left under cover.

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      Yeah. Intellectually, I know that women are free to wear what pleases them, but gut reactions are the thing that hit me first.

      It’s not like that’s the worst outfit I’ve seen this week, last night on the subway, some methed-out girl was wearing a very, VERY loose fitting romper sans undergarments. When she bent over, the entire car shuddered and looked away. Some experience.

  41. anonymoose says:

    @Bailey, if you mean KD’s painfully, painfully unflattering dress, YES! The top is all kinds of wrong, and the hemline appears to have been created by a weedwhacker. The bust is busted. The color is good, though, and her hair looks lovely.

    Emmy Rossum looks outstanding, perfection tip to toe! Well-played!

    Lisa Kudrow, not so much. That dress’s style, color, the bunchy pouchy fit above the waist are dreadful. She has shapely legs, though.

    Carrie-Anne Moss’ shoes are GORGE! molto bella! Ballsy of her to wear a housecoat with ’em on the red carpet.

  42. Luffy says:

    I think it’s subjective to how much cleavage you want to see. I feel for her because I know that once your chest reaches a certain size you start to feel like a lot of styles are off limits to you.

  43. Just Sayin says:

    “Leave KD alone!!!” Hahaha… Seriously she is smoking hot no matter what she is wearing. I rather see her in a t-shirt, jeans and no make-up, yeah she could certainly pull that off and still score a 10 in my book. Lucy Liu is another, but whats up with the brainiac wannabe she is standing next too?

  44. ZenB!tch says:

    The cut of the breast area of that dress is weird. I think it makes her girls look even more awkward and Christina H than they would in a normal bustier cut dress. The points of the heart look like they are seriously and painfully digging into her girls.

    I’m really not sure who could pull off a heart shaped bustier style neckline. Too small would look weird too.

    It would have to be a B or C cup to look decent and even then I don’t know. Those sides really do look painful and odd.

    Kat, it’s not you, honey. You rock. It’s the dress and whomever told you to wear it.

  45. crazycatlady says:

    I too think Kat is a great comedic actress. But whenever I watch that show she’s on, I am so distracted by those giant basketballs she’s carrying on her chest. I’m sure they’re real, but they look so out of place on her body. They’re like these big airbags between her and the world.

  46. Lindy says:

    I love Jonny Lee Miller. But Lucy L. as Watson? WTF? NYC? WTF? NOOOOOOOO MAKE IT GO AWAY!

    Sorry. I usually manage to avoid yelling in all caps. But that is an outrage:)

  47. womanfromthenorth says:

    Damn Tyra’s four head is now a nine head..

    Lucy’s dress is wonderful.

    And enjoy your Boobies girls… you never know when you might lose them. 14 year breast cancer surivior here. Say no to HRT and get your mamos!

  48. Metry says:

    Kat looks like she’s about to cry…:(

  49. Ron says:

    Regardless of how the dress looks, she is on every celeb site today. It’s a win!

  50. kct says:

    Oh my, they’ve found a way to transplant a butt onto a chest. She’s got to get a clue when it comes to those things.

    Just from the cheesy commercials, I agree that that ‘Elementary’ will bomb.

  51. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I have no idea who Kat Dennings is but holy crap she’s gorgeous. Love her face. The dress is alright I guess but too low cut. Her boobs are ginormous … she needs to ties those puppies down a bit.

    Also who the hell is the American Sherlock and why does he look like a conehead? Lucy Liu as Watson? Err. How does that work? If you’re not going to make it resemble the original at all why call it Sherlock? Just name it something else.