Ryan Lochte’s mom says her son is a slut: “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.” [Gawker]
I can’t help it, I really like Danell Levya. [Wonderwall]
There’s no arrest warrant against Cuba Gooding Jr. anymore. [ICYDK]
Courtney Love wants to talk to Lana del Rey. [PopBytes]
Elton John & Neil Patrick Harris are vacationing together again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Vanessa Hudgens wears leopard-print hot pants. [Moe Jackson]
Dear world: stop dressing up your animals. [CityRag]
ScarJo worries she’ll be hacked again. [Amy Grindhouse]
Brad Pitt on the set of The Counselor. [INFDaily]
Mira Sorvino is so pretty. [Celebs]
Could there ever be a for-real Jurassic Park? [Limelife]
Charlize Theron is a Leo. So is my mom. [Life & Style]
Steven Tyler was too hardcore for Idol. [Reality Tea]
Oprah’s got more wigs than Travolta. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Jessica Biel begins to aim lower for her career. [Hollywood Rag]
Eminem is more popular than Lady Gaga. On Facebook. [Bitten & Bound]
FFS, Angelina Jolie will NOT be in 50 Shades of Grey. [Starpulse]
Thanks, Mom.
I know! Was she TRYING to make him sound like a douche? I love him!
She might as well says my son has cooties!
Haha! Maybe she wants to scare away all the groupies who will appear after Olympia…;-)
Another shining example of why mothers should NOT be allowed to talk about you to outsiders without a script.
:s
I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he’s a total creep, or, the fact that his mum is his wing-man
She’s totes trying to cock block him. But it won’t work. Hasn’t got a hope in hell of working.
oh he’s so cute
He does have a “one nite stander” face…but mom didn’t have to confirm it…now that’s what i call a bish of a mom.
It sort of sounds like she is proud of the fact that her son is a bit of a man whore, which is weirder than the fact that she even volunteered the information to begin with!
@Katie– totally agree with you, don’t think I’d be announcing info about my son’s sex life to the world. Seems a little too involved in his business. Probably not a desirable mother-in-law.
Well, he dated a friend of mine for a while, so I have to say that this wasn’t always true.
um WHO…care to share???lol
IKR, you can’t drop a line like that and keep going..
no.
“Charlize Theron is a Leo.”
I knew it! She embodies the essence of Leo in my mind. Just like Fassbender and Keira Knightley are typical Aries, to me.
What’s a typical Aries? I’m an Aries and know very little about astrology… what do I have in common with Fassy?
BTW, I had to add “The Original” to my name because there’s another MJ commenting in the KStew posts and I want to make it known I’m no Twihard. No offense, other MJ!
Well, Aries are supposed to be energetic, lively and aggressive, in a sort of passionate way. Also, they are said to have some child-like quality, even a bit of naivity. They are said to be the initiators, the creators that start things and jump from one project to another. Supposedly.
It’s just so unusual to find a celebrity that embodies their astrological sign, I find it funny 🙂
Oh I’m Aries! We are supposed to be stubborn – you know, because of the horns 😉
Plus we are said to be direct and honest – our element is fire, so we are pretty explosive.
Aries (fire) and Taurus (earth) are also very compatible (I have a dear friend who is an Aries; I’m Taurus) – fire scorches earth, but earth quenches fire. Nice balance. 😀
(I’m very stubborn, but I’m also loyal like a dog to my loved ones.)
Liv, I’ve known several Aries in my life (we’re usually quite compatible, me being a Gemini). I don’t think they’re known so much for being stubborn as they are for being rammy. You don’t want to trifle with an Aries unless you expect to get it right back and then some. But they are full of hope and love and passion and energy, and lots of other good qualities too. My only complaint with an Aries is that they can exhaust me… not easy people to keep up with! 😀
Now bella, you Taureans are totally known for being stubborn lol! But Taurus’ are such good hearted, grounded, generous people, and yes, loyal to a fault. I’ve always found that Taurus and I are quite kind to each other 🙂
Rammy’s the right word, I guess 😉
My friend is an astrologer and gave me the ins and outs about it. Most people don’t act like their sun sign. Most people act like their moon sign. So even though I’m a Cancer, my moon is Aquarius makes me exhibit more Aquarius type traits.
I’m Aquarius with Leo rising…which are totally at odds with each other. Makes me a bit schizo at times. Cerebral humanitarian with good hair and a bit of a show off streak. Bless my Scorpio husband for being able to deal with me! 🙂
@Shannon1972
I can’t even begin to tell you how difficult it is being a Cancer sun with an Aquarius moon hahahahaha.
My husband and I are both aries (born on the same day and year) and are waiting for our little leo girl to arrive any day! Apparently we are destined to have a good relationship. Fingers crossed! 🙂
Cool! Congratulations on your little girl 😀
Ooh…that is a great combo! You will get a kick out of each other! Congratulations and best of luck for a speedy delivery. 🙂
Wow! My hubs & I are also both Aries- 5 days & 1 year apart- me being the cougar- grrr! I am a more aggressive one, (bossy), but hubs is sweeter ( a pleaser). At least an Aries understands another Aries!
@bells, I’m a Taurus and my hubby is an Aries. I didn’t know we were astrologically comparable! I also like your explaination that earth puts out fire! Ha! My eldest son is a Virgo and my youngest is an Aries. I should check to see how well we’re supposed to get along.
Wow, you double Aries couples are rumored to have… uh… lots of fire in the bedroom! 😉
Cool Mort, you’re a Taurus too, same as bella. No wonder I like both you babes 🙂
@ Morticians-
Same situation for hubby & me ( he- Aries, me- Taurus)… our daughter is a Taurus, and sons are Aries. Talk about repeating patterns! It is a lively home, though!
I think she probably meant he can only go out on one date here and there because he’s always training and what not?
Worse use of “one night stands” ever.
🙂
I stand seriously corrected. I didn’t realize what a douchey he was…but…par for course, normal guys in college must be far, FAR worse.
He’s 27 though, he’s been out of college for years. He’s a douche. A hot douche. But a douche.
douche radar alert, he must be very pruney besides
The more I read about Ryan Lochte (for whom I went head over heels because his face and body is exactly my type!!!) the more I realize how douchy and stupid he is… (see all the interview clips on youtube) I think he’s going to have to put onto my shamef-ck list.
Have you guys seen the Tumblr about Ryan Lochte drinking beer out of a frisbee? Amazing. Douchey. But amazing.
Yes! I had it bad for Lochte like two weeks ago – he photographs very well, gives off a very strong, quiet, dignified vibe (to me anyway) especially in the official Olympics promos and on magazine covers. He’s very classically handsome. But the more I read about him and the more of his interviews I’ve watched, the crush has slowly fizzled.
I’ve moved onto my new pretend boyfriend of the Summer Olympics – Nathan Adrian. He’s smart, seemingly humble, and so adorable!
OMG! You took the words RIGHT out of my brain! The more I read, and hear from him, the less and less obsessed I’ve become! gives me a case of the sads 🙁
KO – I fell for him on that Olypics Ralph Laureen promo pic (that got criticized for looking too “French” w/ the outfits made in China) and the Vogue cover. He was soo hot and looked very proper and intense. But when he talks, he comes across as a 19 year old frat boy and he’s 27!
After reading this on CB I hopped on over to Jezebel and read this article like 2 minutes ago and lol’d so hard because not only is it spot on, but it seems to be a general consensus that hearing him talk decreases his hotness factor: http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag?tag=olympics
I’m with you for Team Adrian.
I think a lot of guy swimmers are douchebags. They think they’re hot (which they usually are with all that training) but they spend so much time training that their social skills are stunted. Actually I know a lot of hardcore cyclists like that, too. Maybe it’s an athlete thing.
I feel exactly the same way! Lochte actually made me root for Phelps again..then I saw Adrian who seemed genuinely happy and a little surprised he won an individual gold the other night. Humbleness goes a long way with me!
Mom sounds like a class act (serious eye roll). Seems like he takes after her (i.e. the cheesy theethy thingy he wore at the medal ceremony).
now that’s hilarious, pimp momma Lochte.
My mom’s a Leo too.. And I’m glad Eminem is more popular than Gaga, wish she could go away..
I hope he straps up and gets tested yearly. Other than that I don’t give a flying fck (yeah, fcks fly) how many pipes he’s plumbing.
well at least he’s not a total douch and misleading a bunch of girls. As long as he’s upfront and isnt playing games, I dont see the big deal.
I agree about the dressing up the pets, although that one Beanie on that one cat would look awesome on my cat. Id never do it b/c he’d hate me.
and a big yea to my Eminem. Not that those “Likes” mean much since you can buy them by the 1000’s (and labels DO buy them) out of all the “top” ranked he’s the only one I love.
Considering RiRi is right behind him Id say her label is putting some serious $$ into buying her “fan base”
“well at least he’s not a total douch and misleading a bunch of girls. As long as he’s upfront and isnt playing games, I don’t see the big deal.”
*standing ovation*
*throws flowers*
I suppose he’s got to vent somehow if he doesn’t have a girlfriend, long term or otherwise. So long as he’s not flinging about STDs and being upfront with these girls, there’s no real problem.
Nice move from his Mum, though 0_o
Wait to go, Mrs. Locte, lol. I found it really strange that she’d know that… Nonetheless, I’ve been lusting after Ryan, ever since the Olympics started, but looking at his interviews, he just seems like a dumb douche. He’d definitely be a shame-f–k. It’s just too bad that such an incredible athlete can be so dense. Sigh.
That’s why I would rather have Michael Phelps even if he isn’t as cute as Ryan. At least Phelps is sweet and humble – not to mention ARTICULATE.
And you can smoke ganja with him – glad he overcame all of that nonsense.
I think Lochte’s mom is an idiot. Part of the huge endorsements olympians get is related to their image of being role models. Not only does she potentially damage that image, she makes him look slimey.
I think she might be one of those weirdo moms who never want their baby boys to get a real girlfriend because she wants him for herself (Caroline Manzo). Therefore she makes sure to get out the word that he’s too busy for a relationship. She’s not doing him any favors.
I agree, way to subconsciously sabotage your son. I can picture the Wheaties box now: “The cereal of choice for Olympic man-whores!”
That’s exactly what I thought when I read it. I agree.
I doubt what she said will hurt his potential for endorsements. It’s not like she said something explicit
And I really don’t think she meant “one night stand,” but single dates vs. a long-term relationship.
Now why should I stop dressing up my pup because someone else has a problem with it? During football season we all have our Ny Giants jerseys on & I swear my sweet boy starts barking when we celebrate a TD. My husband recorded the sweetest video of him bringing his I’m a Rockstar shirt to me so I could put it on him while I was changing our 2 year old 🙂 Hollywood ruined it for everyone when they started using animals as accessories.
I think that story is adorable! And if he brought you the outfit he obviously likes it!
I know everyone thinks he’s so hot, but I find him totally repulsive for some reason.
Yeah, something about him turns me off. He seems really arrogant and is a big jerk.
And hearing him on interviews…the things he says are so ridiculous it just makes me laugh while being embarrassed for him. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Dwyer and Berens IMO are way more appealing, especially Dwyer. 😀
Phelps also comes off as humble and aware of the prestige he has, but doesn’t show it off that much.
Same here sistah!
Yeah, nothing happening down there for me. Something’s off. It’s almost like his mother is covering for him, making him sound too macho/ready to spread his seed. I’m really surprised Calvin Klein or The Cryptkeeper (Karl Lagerfeld) haven’t snatched him up yet….
Ew. Mom seems proud of her slutty son. Now imagine if this comment was said about a female athlete, geez could you imagine the headlines?
i saw an interview with him where he was showing off all of his shoes and bling. big contrast with Phelps, who seems very down to earth and adorable.
ryan gave off major d bag vibes.
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mom likely SEES TO IT that he doesnt get all wrapped up in a g-friend. I can see it now. easy.
I thought that read so where that Ryan was “dating” so girl from Love and Hip Hop . No matter he’s hot as Hell !
I’m watching water polo right now and all those guys (even the UK team) are hotter than him. Plus they don’t shave their bodies like the swimmers, which is not my thing.
Totally OT but I’m posting it here anyway:
GABBY WON THE GOLD!!!!!!!
ick. is that a spoiler? 🙁
Well, thanks, considering I was hoping to catch that tonight without knowing the outcome…
Oh for Pete’s sake – thanks for ruining that for me…
Not cool. I actually watched the live stream for that, but many people don’t like to know the results until they are able to watch.
JANET!!!?????? Way to blow it for everyone >:0P
Keep your hair on, all of you. It was all over the internet two hours before I posted that. Lighten up.
A more considerate response, rather than disavowing any responsibility, might be an apology or accept that you spoiled the results for many of us and not do it again.
Posting that spoiler was utterly thoughtless. Just because the news “was all over the internet” doesn’t mean that everyone had seen it. There are people who don’t have access, or the time to access the internet during the day and were looking forward to watching the gymnastics broadcast. And yes, you could be a bit more gracious about having ruined this for the people here who wanted to view it unspoiled. Nice of you to be so charming about having ruined this for others.
Oh, wow. I just couldn’t help commenting on this–people need to take it easy and stop being so petty. Slamming someone for sharing some fantastic news? Yes, this post is a spoiler, and perhaps Janet could have offered a courtesy apology, but she’s absolutely right: the news was blowing up all over the Internet, TV, and radio. I heard the results the minute I walked into my office. And regardless of knowing the outcome, it still doesn’t detract from the excitement and anticipation of watching the footage. BREATHE, people, breathe. There are bigger issues to be battling.
And the snarky, knuckle-whipping “accept the responsibility not to do it again” comment is out of bounds. Pull your panties out of that wad, please.
Maybe the protests seemed harsh, but many people are avoiding Facebook, twitter etc. because part of the fun is not knowing the outcome. I watched the gymnastics finals last night, and it was enjoyable, but there was no edge of my seat suspense because I already knew who won. And those finals were close…there were many moments that would have been nail biters…had I not already known who won.
It did kind of suck.
This is kind of off topic on this particular thread but didnt know if anyone else saw this blind on CDAN…most guesses are LR & Ediot.
c/p here…
You know you have a problem with cheating when you have to work hours everyday just to make your cheating possible. Well, this married C list actor with almost A list name recognition does not work much so he has lots and lots of time to perfect his cheating. He was burned once before and vows to never let anything mess with his marriage to his B+ list celebrity wife who has way more money than he does. Up until a few months ago he carried on affair with a former Playboy Playmate that started even before he got married to his wife. The Playmate is the one who finally broke it off because she was tired of all the work that went into having an hour of fun with the married guy. Our actor would spend two weeks setting everything up just right so he could get away from his wife for a couple of hours on one specific day to spend time with the Playmate. Sometimes though he would be forced to cancel and this became more frequent as his wife grew more clingy and suspicious about why her husband would ever want to do anything without her. Well, it did not take out actor long to find a replacement. This person is much more willing to work around the schedule of the actor and thinks it is flattering that he devotes so much time and energy to spending time with her. Our actor is probably just grateful for the few hours he gets away from his stalkerish wife.
oh please let this be them.
LOL…it’s gotta be!
I think it is them, and his new girl is that anus-Ed lipped friend of theirs.
Oh geez, this blind is just as obvious as the horseteeth on LeAnn’s face. Talk about EASY!
As for their marriage, I bet we’ll be seeing much more Bitter LeAnn in the days ahead. Which is going to be even less cute than Fake Happy LeAnn. But a lot more entertaining.
I have said from the very first time Lochte was interviewed that he seemed ‘special,’ then he continued to speak and even my 20 year old daughter said he seemed like a 15 years old. I try to defend him by saying that he spends most of his time in a very solitary endeavor, the pool, so he is socially retarded.
BUT, then when I see ANY other athlete interviewed, down to Missy -who is 17- ALL of them are more mature and well spoken than this ‘maroon.’
Mr Lochte, you and your mom, are KILLING your future!
Dumb is not hot. Not at all! Neither is a whore…Just saying.
+ 100000!
you guys have to see this 2 minute compilation of the dumb things he says in interviews.. sooo funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dlyCTswYH0
LOL. Love the part where he’s asked what his cell phone screen saver (probably meant wallpaper?) picture is, and he says, “Rocks.”
Go figure. He has a pic of his own brain as his cell phone wallpaper.
This YouTube commenter just about summed it up for me > “I just got dumber watching that.” lol
I watched that and got more “slow” than “douche”
I actually love his demeanor. Not an Einstein, but he’s harmless.
“What defines Ryan Lochte?”
“Ryan Lochte.”
Lol, definitely not the brightest bulb in the box but he seems sorta wholesome to me, trying to be a rock star when he’s really just a dork.
Wow. He IS dumb .
Oh my. Who would’ve guessed a dumb box of rocks could float so well?
His mom has a severe case of TMI. No more interviews for you, lady.
Ryan loves his “ghetto-stereotypical” Black women, Love & Hip Hop style. Hence the diamond grill, etc… The more he keeps talking the more people will see that he isn’t squeaky clean. I bet his “handlers” aren’t too happy. I think its kinda awesome.
Wow, so because he loves black women he got a grill? That’s deep. Perhaps his handlers should focus on more on masking his general douche factor and arrogance rather than who he dates. *rolls eyes*
This guy does absolutely nothing for me what’s the big deal? He looks like mranydude w a douchey sense of self pounding back drinks at anyshit bar w a lookalike group of bros..
Of course Charlize is a Leo. She just carries herself like one.
i am only recently embracing my inner Leo. Turns out she’s a bitch. And i LOVE it.
its actually my bday today lol
Happy Life Anniversary!!!
well happy bday Naye!
Happy birthday, fellow Leo!
with ‘Africa American’ women only?what does she mean?
He’s down with the swirl. Which isn’t surprising since he’s supposedly hooking up with K. Michelle from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.
Ick, his mom does not need to talk about him having one night stands.
I saw several of his interviews and no matter how talented/athletic whatnot he may be, he screams UBER DOUCHE. The level of un-maturity should win him a gold medal.
Smooth move, Mom.
This made my life during the ’08 Olympics
The World According to Ryan Lochte:
http://youtu.be/L4WtqEm2cCw
Wow. He’s really not that smart, is he?
Sometimes its just best to coast by on your looks and keep your mouth shut.
Girls, watch the video – it’s worth it!
Is he serious when speaking about his “art”? 😉 Haha!
I think that was mom speak for: My son is focused on his career and doesnt have time for serious relationships….Instead it was translated into the White trash version. Lol. I see lots of women flocking to him now to change him. Gotta love mom.
Thea…I believe he is thinking right about now that it would have been better if she had said “Ryan was the result of a one night stand”. That would give him the sympathy flock along with the going to change him flock! 🙂
And this pig get to represent my country? And then Americans wonder why we are viewed as essentially idiots gloabally!
Check please! I’m down with being his ONS. He might speak and ruin the entire thing. Best to hit & quit it.
The dude wears grills. So very G…. ‘nuf said.
I initially read your statement as “this dude wears gills,” and I thought, well that explains a lot.
People are always going to want to love heroes and stars, and so women seem to find athletes, rock stars, and celebrity men overly appealing, partly because they are public figures. If this was the guy next door going to college, there wouldn’t be so much female worship. Guys like Jeter and DeCaprio then become chick magnets and have an unlimited supply of short term women for years on end, one after the other.
What she said about him says a lot about her as a mother. Who would say something that horrible about her son in an interview? She admits she raised a women using PIG as a mother, that’s simply pathetic and disgusting.
I think Mom needs to shut up about her son and his sex life, it’s creepy for her to be talking about her child in this way. What’s wrong with the family is what I’m thinking. Learn to sensor yourself Mom.
How does she know? Does she stand outside the door and time him?
Nasty.
Ryan is a cutie with Cuban roots but dude needs more people to give him some pr training! The first lesson should be on how to do interviews. The second,on how to be…less Rachet! The grills by Paul Wall (white rapper), the shoes with the crazy American flag wings and then to top it off, hooking up with K. Michelle…Oh Boy, work needs to be done!
Im confused by the people on here calling Ryan a douche for….no concrete reason other than the fact that he’s not the brightest and is enjoying being hot and abaila(god forbid we slut shame a woman). Then these same people turn around and love that demented, homophobic, hyper-misogynist “people pick on me cuz I’m a white rapper” Eminem??! Get real ladies. I’ll take Lochte’s hot dumb self any day of the week. We can play “detention” and all that!
A slut. Oh.
And it shows. Young, dumb and full of…
Great! He seems kind of dumb but I’d still hit it.
Mouthy mother aside, I would so destroy that, he would run back to mommy so quick!
He seems like a douche, especially after seeming that “My Journey” or whatever video. I find it creepy when parents comment on their child’s sex life.
His mom is Cuban, born and raised in La Habana, probably VERY outspoken, probably she flUbbed her English. Suddendly he befame a bit more interesting to me. He isn’t that boring, even if he is immature!
What athelete doesnt have one night stands? Thats all you really can do when your working all the time.
And to add to my previous comment, just because one night stands are all he has time for doesnt mean that he has them (Im sure he does, but not as much as we are probably thinking).
Male Bimbo, watched his interview clip, he does not have a full grasp of the English language, and seems to be lost for words when asked very simple questions.
“RocketMerry says:
August 2, 2012 at 2:13 pm Well, Aries are supposed to be energetic, lively and aggressive, in a sort of passionate way. Also, they are said to have some child-like quality, even a bit of naivity. They are said to be the initiators, the creators that start things and jump from one project to another. Supposedly.”
They’re also reputedly the most selfish, self-absorbed people of the entire zodiac. Having come across many of these selfish types, I have to say, that unless their chart is balanced out with a lot of water i.e pisces, they really are selfish people.
Klassy!!
Team Michael.
the story ran of msn the other day, for some reason there were all these prudish comments underneath it. wtf. and courtney always wants to talk to new pop stars, is she really that desperate? (what a redundant question, i know)