This holiday season Guy Ritchie will have his sons with him and he intends to have a good old fashioned Christmas, like they never had when he was married to Madonna. Now that he’s free, it’s going to be Christmas trees, Santa Claus, and if his ex-wife takes him up on his slightly passive agressive offer, the Madonna.
Guy, 40, has invited the singer to spend Christmas with him and sons Rocco, eight and adopted David, three, as well as her daughter Lourdes, 12.
A source said: “Guy will have the boys at Christmas time. He wants to treat them like kings and celebrate the old fashioned way. It’s not something that’s happened in the past because it’s not in accordance with Madonna’s Kabbalah faith.
“I believe he has asked his ex-wife and her daughter to join them. Even though she doesn’t celebrate, Guy thinks it’s a good way to try to move on in a civilised way.”
[From Female First]
Yeah, I don’t think that’s why he asked, but it’s a nice thought, anyway. I love the thought of Guy ringing up Madonna and asking her to come celebrate the birth of Christ with him and their sons. If someone had controlled everything my children and I did based on a newly adopted religion, I would get an immeasureable amount of pleasure out of inviting that person to be a part of one of the things I’d been missing.
Of course Madonna will decline. Kabbalah being a loose form of Judaism, there isn’t a Christmas in The Grinch’s Madonna’s world. Which, given her name, is rather ironic. While Guy is trying to make his ex-wife a part of the holidays, Madonna, meanwhile is throwing everything in their former home that has anything to do with their time together in the trash.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “She’s removed all photographs of the pair of them, leaving only the ones featuring Guy with the children. The joint answering machine message has been replaced with a neutral one.
“Many of the presents Guy gave her have been packed up, things are turning ugly.”
[From Female First]
Madonna has been kind of busy lately, what with a tour and a new boyfriend, but I’d believe she did this just as soon as he was getting in that cab weeks ago.
Guy is shown outside a restaurant in London with Rocco and David on 11/20/08. Credit: Bauergriffin. Madonna and her frozen face are shown in stills from the Britney Spears documentary “For the Record.” Credit: MTV and WENN
this has nothing to do with the topic, but can I just say I found Madonna’s comments in the Britney documentary extremely annoying. The way she talks, the ways she blinks extremely slowly so that it seems reaaalllly profound whatever she is saying. The way she tries to make something deep out of whatever she is saying. She talked about Britney like she;s some sort of holy godmother watching over her. But when you saw the two of them sitting next to eachother on the couch, they had absolutely nothing to say to eachother. Complete emptiness and lack op genuine interaction. Both these women are, in their own way, fake as hell. At least Britney doesn’t have the annoying trait of acting like she’s smart. Madonna is just as insecure (check all the work she had done) as Britney, maybe that’s what she recognizes in her.
Madonna treated Guy like one of her business associates/employees, trying to control every aspect of his life. Madonna should be grateful he held out for so long. I like Madonna’s business sense, but she is so insecure and bossy, that no man can tolerate her beyond the bedroom! I still wonder if he “gristle” comment was true?!
i’d say getting free of Madonna’s unnecessarily controlling behavior is something to celebrate.
and it’s kind of classy that he extended this invite. nothing she seems to have done merits one. but the kids shouldn’t suffer because of her hatefulness.
and our Guy sees that. bless him.
Great move on Guy’s part! He can look as if he’s very kind, trying to get along, doing this for the good of the kids, etc., meanwhile knowing it’s going to annoy the crap out of her.
I hope the three Ritchie boys have a terrific holiday together!
I think the dark haired, writer chick from the Chelsea Handler show hit it spot on when she said that she (Vadge) is forcing Kabbala-ism, down her children’s throats, just as Catholism was shoved down hers, and when ANYTHING is forced down a throat, rebellion is always on the horizon.
p.s. I’m w/ you Len….she looks awful too! Makes me not feel so bad for having the extra piece of pie and cake for days, days and days in a row.
P.p.s I’ve always felt that Vadge had a huge role in Britney rushing off to get married. I remember some time around the VMA kiss thing Britney saying that Vadge had told her how marriage saved her, or something to that effect, and around this time Britney started some study of kabbala, then she rushed into the two marriages. I also remember that vile Lynn Spears saying that she wasn’t so pleased with what Vadge was trying to influence Britney with…at the time, I made the connection with the marriages and thought that Vadge sort of took a vulnerable child and played like the older jealous girl trying to inadverntly knock down the younger, prettier girl by playing into her insecurities.
So, I blame Madonna. (and that kiss was gross)
Madonna’s had so many face-lifts, when she lifts her chin, her right knee pops up.
She’s had so much Botox that she can make tuna go bad just by looking at it.
Her cheek implants fell so low once, it looked like she had testicles.
She asked her plastic surgeon about the lumps under her eyes and he had to explain to her that those were her boobs, and if he kept working on her she was going to have beard too.
Her skin has been stretched so tight, she hums when walking against a strong breeze.
What has a 1 and a billion zeroes behind it? The number of STDs Madonna’s body has had and assimilated.
Originally, doctors thought she was immune, until they discovered her other STDs were just ganging up on the new arrivals. Her version of Herpes was last seen playing “smear the qu33r” with the AIDs virus. A single drop of puss from one of her genital warts could cure cancer, but unfortunately it would eat through normal human flesh like the acid those Aliens in that movie were full of.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week !!
ROFL vdantev!!!!
can i stay for the 10pm show?!
but be warned, it’s a little blue! 😆
Madge has a 165 IQ.. Now perhaps her EQ is low… But I suspect most of what she says escapes the Fox News watching masses…
Vdantev, *rimshot*
I hope Guy lets the kids eat loads of meat, candy and processed foods for Christmas.
There’s a lot of misinformation about Madonna and her beliefs. Kabbalah is not a form of Judaism and Madonna herself has stated many times that she has not converted to Judaism. Kabbalah is a Jewish holy book that contains wisdom and rules on how to live your life which Madonna follows. Kabbalah is not a religion.
Madonna celebrates Jewish holidays but she also celebrates Christian holidays. Madonna was baptized just like her children were so they are Christian. Madonna herself has said that she believes in Jesus Christ and his message of peace.
Madonna has always celebrated Christmas with her children and said two years ago that her children only get three Christmas presents because she didn’t want to tarnish the purpose of Christmas.
Please get informed people and stop getting all your information from trashy British tabloids!
yeah she’s a sweet angel…..with the face of a ventriloquists dummy and a dried up little black heart.
vdantev – CLASSIC !!!
and just because her IQ is higher then Einstiens, doesn’t mean she has class or adapting skills. She’s made a joke of herself with her face and body. It may of been cute after Lourdes was born, but now, she looks like that rocker chick from the muppets. And her reincarnations are T I R E D!
good one vdante!
request for information. I have never heard that madonna scored Mensa level. Could someone supply a link, thanks.
She has brilliantly reinvented herself and her career but a mental genius is hard to believe. Let’s not forget she thought she was British complete with accent not that long ago. A moderately intelligent person would remember they were from Detriot and not Derbyshire.
Yeah, I’m with snappyfish: I need proof of this sterling IQ. And that face! She looks like catlady, especially in the first of those three photos. This is what happens when you spend decades surrounded by ass-kissers: There’s no one around to keep you from morphing into a circus freak.
The number is closer to 140 in all actuality…(The requirement for acceptance into MENSA is in the 130 range.) However, considering the average American is between 90-110.. I’d say she has the vast majority of you confused over your copy of War and Peace..
Besides, who needs class and charm when your net worth is 300 Million? She should just probably start speaking more slowly..
http://www.kids-iq-tests.com
/famous2.html
http://www.us.mensa.org/Content/AML/NavigationMenu/Join/SubmitTestScores/QualifyingTestScores/QualifyingScores.htm
Jocelyn Wildenstein, is that you?
Nicole, people have already decided to hate madonna… don’t confuse them with facts… 🙄
Madonna is a person who has every material comfort yet seeks out Kaballah to “learn how to live her life”. What a bunch of hooey. She is ALWAYS going to be searching for SOMETHING because she has so little on the inside. And I LIKE her and appreciate her talent.. She is a professional “seeker”.
I think having so much work done on your face says alot about a person. She seems very insecure. She always seemed insecure next to Guy, probably because eventhough he may not ‘act intellectual’ like she does, she knew he was alot smarter, wiser, socially intelligent and funnier than she was. He just didn’t need to prove it. That made her insecure. Knowing that deep inside she really isn’t all that interesting, that what makes her interesting has always mostly had to do with her appearence (and always changing it).
Just goes to show you the amount of class this guy has.
Her face is very frozen here. Poor old lady – she cant cut a break: either look your age or like a scary doll. I vote for looking your age! Seriously the fact she could even talk at all was a miracle!
Yep it takes class to ask your al ost ex to come for xmas if she does not celebrate it lol anything to piss her off? I think she does do Xmas and he wants them to be a family at the holidays which is a good idea and I dont believe half the crap I read in here or on the web because NO ONE knows what went on behind closed doors of their home..and I think they are both more concerned for their kids then about what the trash rag readers say.
@ Nicole
If you weren’t so busy listening to Madonna and her PR about what Kabbalah is, you’d know that it’s holy scripture and part of judaic mysticism. You’d also know that Jews and true followers respect the fact that you are not allowed to actually read these writings until you have spent years and years and years of your life devoted to studying the faith in religious schooling AND that only rabbis (who are MEN) are the only people who are allowed to read them.
The blasphemy of her promotion of Kabbalah has made many people very angry at her, especially Jewish people…or was that whole thing where Israel flipped its sh!t when she went to the Wailing Wall set up by the British tabliods too?
What she has done is equivalent to taking the Kama Sutra, applying only the sex portion of it to your life and not bothering with learning anything else about Hinduism. It’s short sighted and amazingly ignorant.
Is it passive aggressive to try to prove he IS a bigger man than she is?
Hey, she’s Madonna, man. That’s all you really have to say. She can do what she wants ’cause she’s pretty much earned it. Rock on, Maddy!
I swear her cheek is going to go flying across the room if she’s not careful.
Kabbalah isn’t a “loose form” of Judaism, it’s the mystical teachings of Judaism. (There are different levels on which the Torah may be understood, one of which is Kabbalah.) And there are certain rituals you go through to convert to Judaism and I’ve never once heard of her actually having performed those.
And yeah, Jews don’t do Christmas — it’s really not our thing. But that doesn’t mean we don’t/can’t enjoy the festive season. And if Madonna can’t ease up enough do that, she’s even more of an epic fail than I thought.
she looks insane.
I love that the site cited as the source for Vadge’s 140 IQ also lists IQs for numerous individuals who died centuries before IQ testing was even conceived. My guess is her score is as much rubbish as theirs.
OMG- THOSE PHOTOS??? Is that CHER with a blonde wig??? Speaking as a 54 year old woman who keeps herself in shape without cosmetic intervention, all I can say is Madonna isn’t aging gracefully; she looks like a worn out Chatty Cathy doll.
no matter what the truth is about a person, everyone chooses to believe what they want, i don’t judge madonna for we don’t know how we would have handled a life in the spotlight..i am sure there are days she wakes up and wishes she wasn’t who she is..and be able to live a normal life..everyone forgets this woman grew up without her mother which her being their for her might have guided her in the right direction with the wrong decisions she may or may not have made..if you are a true fan of hers and listen to ALL of her music you would hear the pain she still has inside from losing her mom so young…
Wow, Mads is looking a lot like William Dafoe with whatevs she has done to her face. Also the peroxide hair is contributing to this harsh & utterly faux look.
Isn’t Guy have the same faith as his ex wife. Guy is seen a lot in the press going to Kabbalah alone? 😯