I’ll admit – I found myself amused by Kim Kardashian and Kanye West this morning. Like, they genuinely made me laugh. I wasn’t laughing AT them either. I was watching MTV or VH1, and I saw this commercial for the MTV Video Music Awards, in which Kimye make an appearance with this year’s VMA host, Kevin Hart. It came out several weeks ago, but I only saw it for the first time this morning!
It was Kanye saying “DO YOU?” that cracked me up. Is Kanye the best actor in the world? No. But that sh-t was funny.
Anyway, Kim is still tweeting like crazy, as always, but yesterday she tweeted a photo while she was in the middle of a fitting with her stylist. She tweeted, “Ummm in a fitting w @MonicaRoseStyle I think my butt looks too big in these jeans.”
Yes, Kim. Your butt does look big in those jeans. And in all jeans. And skirts. And dresses. And swimsuits. Isn’t that the point?
Also – Kim tweeted about picking up yet another new car. According to the Mail, Kim has spent more than $1.2 million on customized cars over the past few years, and she’s just added a new 2013 Mercedes G63, priced at $150,000. The Mercedes isn’t even available yet – Kim got the “first one”. You can see some photos here.
Last thing, and then I swear I won’t talk about the Kardashians anymore today. There’s a preview of a new episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians (which of course none of you watch, and neither do I, ever, ever, ever) in which Kanye shows up at Kim’s place with his stylist and they completely edit Kim’s closet.
Kim says: “He’s a fashion designer and he loves clothes and I’m excited to collaborate with him to see what his take on fashion is…I feel it’s so ironic that I’m the one that’s always giving my friends their closet makeovers so for the roles to be reversed it’s like: ‘Oh my God’.” Is it really “ironic”? I can’t decide if she’s misusing “irony”.
Some new photos of Kim, Kourtney and Mason at church yesterday:
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Twitter.
so Kanye didnt throw away those fugtastic black nitemares that she’s wearing to church? talk about blasphemy.
EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!
Yep. I thought her outfit and hair were totally cute (ignoring the makeup), but then I scrolled down to those shoes… Ugh. They look like they’re made out of that plastic mesh stuff people use in gardens to make their vines grow on something.
At least she’s wearing shoes. Now Mason needs some.
In other words..nobody must have been paying attention to her so she to tweet about the one topic that she knows will get her press…her humungo fake butt.
these ppl are so predictable and boring.
yea, she’s getting desperate. No one likes her anymore and her popularity is coming down. Thats why she keeps tweeting old pictures, like her playboy ones, to get people to pay attention again.
i think the attention is coming way down too…and I think there’s some issues/unraveling going on w/in the family too- mostly spurred by greedy Matriach Kris Kard.Jenner (why does she keep the Kardashian if she’s been married to Bruce longer than Robert?…$$$)
in the beginning, i could see their likability, I really could..but my God!!! they act like the USA Royal Family! Kim, Kris J. mostly, actually…ONLY
Is that really her butt!? It doesn’t look right. I don’t understand how a butt that big could look so misshapen and almost flat. You would thing it would be a shelf butt but no. I would be embarrassed to tweet a pic of myself with some ill fitting jeans like that :/
Her azz is about as fake as she is. yuck!
+Infinity. I’d hate to have a bum that looks like hers. Its so fake and ridiculous looking.
Don’t know what’s funnier……..Kim going to church, or her wondering if her jeans make her gigantic ass “look” big. Thanks for the laugh though.
Her ginormous butt is what makes her butt look big. But wasn’t that the look she was seeking?
Light is what makes dat azz look big. Dark makes it look however you want.
I just don’t understand why her butt looks so FAKE. I mean, I’ve seen it in a bikini so it’s not padding, but I’ve never seen such an unnatural butt.
Listen ALL er bikini pics are photoshop! All of them are photoshop! Ever notice how she looks tall and slim and curvy in bikini, and in clothes she looks short stumpy and flabby and chunky? Bc not one pic of her in bikini is sent out without photoshop! That is why she always goes to the isolated part of the beach and not where they are a lot of people! Good God this woman is something else! Her butt in reality looks worse than it does in those jeans! The reason it looks all droopy and unnatural is bc she injected her fat into her ass! That is why it’s not shapely, and she wears body shapers under dresses to give it that round look.
I’ve seen pix where you can see “pock marks,” as in injection sites. Her butt IS fake; no implants, but injections. And it’s ugly, and so are those hideous “shoes.” In any case … MOO.
I don’t care about her big, fake booty. But I am oddly intrigued by Kanye getting rid of all of her clothes. On the one hand, she definitely needed a style makeover (although I’m not sure how much better Kanye’s style is). But on the other hand, if my man was that obsessed with my clothing choices, I would be creeped out on so many levels.
I would be creeped out too. Call me crazy but I bet Kanye tries her clothes on when she isn’t around. He just gives off a strange vibe to me now for some reason.
That’s because Momma’s boy is on the DL. Fo Sho.
Her ass is big so when she wears trashy tight superskinny jeans her ass can’t look nothing but HUGE!!
p.s. she and her family should be banned from church.
Kris Jenner actually OWNS a church…believe it or not.
Oh, NO….Kaiser, you did NOT just come up with that caption, lmao.
NO, KK…your jean’s don’t make your butt look big.
Your ASS makes your butt look big.
Jesus! ROFL! 🙂
What are you talking about? That’s definitely a size 4 ass ; P
@ Mort:…Hahaha! What are you talking about, girl? She is DEF a size 2 😉
And her size 2 a$$ totally needs to lose those FUG cage booties. BLECH.
Gen – That was my first thought: No, your big butt makes your butt look big! Geez, this bitch. 😉
Hahahaha!
No, the jeans do not make your butt look huge.
Your butt makes the jeans look ginormous, though!
Her ass looks SOOOO uncomfortable. I put on 10lb recently and it all went to my thighs, hips, and love handles and I’m ridiculously uncomfortable in my pants, and this bitch purposely inflates her behind like that? I don’t get it.
That Mason is such a cutie
He is, isn’t he?
Is it me or does Mason look EXACTLY like his grandfather the late Robert Kardashian?
Cute, but he could definitely use a haircut.
Yeah, crazy b*tch, your ass is huge.
Dont even need to read the article to know that the answer is yes. Yes, Kim, yes. Always yes.
Ewwww her ass looks GROSS in those jeans. I have no words for how uncomfortable that picture looks. She has been wearing a lot of black lately, must be Kanye’s doing, which is a bit unsettling. Finally she needs to burn those things on her feet she calls shoes.
Every time I see her butt I always think it looks like she is wearing a diaper. A diaper that needs to be changed. There is just something very awkward and not sexy about it.
LOL…like a Depend that she’s weraing.
OMG–That’s it!! I’ve been racking my brain for awhile trying to figure out why her butt looks so damn…weird. Anyone remember the “Oops! I crapped my pants!” Saturday Night Live commercial? THAT’S what KK’s butt looks like!!
Seriously though, it does look she is wearing a diaper. That’s all I can see anytime I see a picture of her booty.
+100!
SHE should be doing the Depends Undergarment’s commercial…not Lisa Rinna!
Her butt makes her butt look big. She’s become a bit cartoonish lately, and it’s kind of embarrassing to watch her anymore….. kind of like looking at a train wreck that you can’t tear your eyes away from even though it’s no longer polite to look.
They showed that episode yesterday. My mother gave the flat-screen a big: “Bitch, please” when Kim said Kanye was a ‘fashion designer’. I find it amusing that he’s taken it upon himself to dress Kim so she doesn’t ’embarrass him’.
I dont get it. Her “big butt” isnt even a nice big butt. Like one of those sexy, round, sit on your back type butts. Its just a bulging mess.
Those jeans make her ass look like an elephant’s. So…I would answer “yes”, Kim. But isn’t that the whole point of creating an ass that big?
Kaiser, I saw that ad for the 1st time last Friday. It made me laugh, but that had more to do with Kevin than those two famewhores.
I sorta like the dress but the blazer looks ’80s. I think she has a pretty face but her butt….remember the Big Butt family on Saturday Night Live? There you go…my coffee buddy, a guy, says he likes it. To each his own, I guess, but those pants are way too tight; reminds me of LeAnn sending inappropriate tweets.
omg i have a black dress exactly like she’s wearing. on the plus side, i’ve recently managed to work off my big ass so i don’t look like THAT in my jeans. :-p
Yeah, I agree that video was funny but it was definitely Kevin and not Kimye. Grosss, I can’t believe I actually typed ‘Kimye’. Twice.
I just don’t get why that nastiness is an ASSet. It’s odd shaped (fake)and I just don’t get it. She’s no JLO or MEL B (who both are almost twice her age btw).
I’m sorry but she has the weirdest shapped ass that I’ve ever seen. To be honest it’s GROTESQUE looking.
She posted that pic on instagram and the comments are beyond funny! Doesnt she read her comments? Everyone if her brainwashed teen followers were grossed out! AHHHAHHAH You guys should have read if you have free time LOL! I love how Kanye said Kim’s style is ghetto! Coming from Kanye that is golden!
She really has to stop with the lip injections. They are just plain ridiculous.
No kim, those jeans don’t make your butt look big….I hate to point out the obvious but, YOUR BUTT IS BIG!
Mason’s side-eye is perfect!! Translation: Can you BELIEVE this ho?
ok, i am really curious what her hip measurement would be?.. if she claims to be a size 2 or 4??… I get my pants from J Crew, I’m a size 6.. five foot 10, with 37 inch hips…HOW on EARTH could she be a 4??…. yes, she’s short..but there is no way…….
So gross.
Isn’t it Kevin who says do you in the ad?
Watch it again. It’s Kanye.
We’re always pointing out that Leann is deluded. HELLO?! Kim is just as deluded. Her face looks like a plastic doll’s and most people would have surgery to fix that butt! I would hide it in a muumuu everyday.
Sorry this is mean but that kid is ugly. So is the new baby.
I agree. Her children are not cute.
Why in the H E double toothpicks would she care – she loves her ass. Better question is what jeans don’t make my ass look fat? haaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha AND Mason should not be barefoot on a public street. Yep – she’ll make a great mother.
GEEZE LOUISE!
Her butt looks gross. Is this her talent? Taking pictures of herself? Are we not totally sick of this pointless celeb yet?
her materialism is beyond repulsive.
not.
a.
word.
😕
If your a$$ falls out of your skirt in the pew, it’s probably too short for church.
There is no way that bitch is a size 4. I’m 5’10” with 40 inch hips and I wear a size 14.
She looks like a robot or mannequin in the first pic, with her mouth open like usual. I can’t believe this family goes to Church…do they really expect us to believe they are religious? I guess they follow Kristianity.
AHHAHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHAHH!!! I’m dyinggg bahahhahhhahahahhahhaha! Pimp Kris owns the church or something and they use it for tax fraud or something. They worship Satan! Pimp sold hers and her family’s soul years ago!
Yep…you hit the nail on the head. These people do nothing that does not make them money.
I bet when she passes wind the earth trembles a little.
Those shoes suck
As does her church makeup
As does the duel colorized Leia braid
Those jeans suck too
As do her lip injections
As do her rump injections
Ill fitting shoulder padded Crocket coat
As does her nude lip color
Mostly, those shoes suck
Do these jeans make my butt look big?
No it’s the injectables that makes your butt look big.
Ugh my stomach was doing flip flops (nausea i’m sure) while watching her and hearing her talk. I can’t believe how artificial she looks. Her face is completely frozen.
I get weird vides too from Kanye and there is zero romantic chemistry going on between them. And I find it weird that she goes to church. I think it is Kim and mommy dearest going there to worship themselves. On the episode last night they were in family therapy and that baby Rob starts crying and walks out and Kris and Kim sitting together on a couch just sit there like stone cold b*tches and Khloe runs after him. Yes, I was laughing at Rob because he is a huge useless baby but they are his family and Kris is his MOM and she just sat there. Kris likes Kim better because Kim is the mirror image of Kris. Kim can not make a single decision without Kris. Kim only agreed to the therapy session because mommy dearest said it was okay. In one episode Kris clearly neglects her mom or MJ as they call her (gag) and I was thinking I wish these girls would ignore Kris. Poor Khloe is so sensitive and feels her mom’s neglect. So does Rob but who cares about him he is just a baby.
Well first shame on you for watching, and second I agree with what you said about Kris and Kim. And who cares about Khloe? She is just as bad as the real kardashians.
She put a whole new meaning to the phrase( sweating like a whore in church) …
Since when did Hefty make a clothing line? Although she is the perfect”fit” …
No, honey, it’s your big butt that makes your butt look big.
her ass is W I D E –not plump, it looks like a mule’s ass.
she is pathetic, Kris Jenner did not pay enough attention to them as kids, so we are stuck w/all of the attention whoring.
this is worse than the scary clown picture from the other day.
On their own I hate each one, but TOGETHER THEY ARE AMAZE/baLLS. I love them. Can’t help it.
youre an idiot
Said it before and I’ll say it again. Her ass is very strange looking. The shape is all sorts of f–ked up.
Oh, help me, because I really don’t care for this woman or her overly large butt…she’s boring and I’ve never watched a show. Please rid the world of these people, or at least do not allow them into the tabloids or on TV…amen.
Who, in their right mind, would want that much fat in their ass, whether it’s natural or man-made?? It looks so GROSS! Can’t wait for the lardass trend to end and women begin to embrace the toned, trim tush again.
“He’s a fashion designer and he loves clothes and I’m excited to collaborate with him to see what his take on fashion is…I feel it’s so ironic that I’m the one that’s always giving my friends their closet makeovers so for the roles to be reversed it’s like: ‘Oh my God’.” Is it really “ironic” << Is it me or she makes him sound like her gay Bff?
ok, I confess, I’ll watch Kupw/Kard’s in the background, BECAUSE I like to watch celeb’s acting like stupid people…and Kim takes the cake.
DUring that closet makeover, she said something like this…
“I think everyone should change their style every so often, I mean, like, changing your wardrobe is…like…life changing!”
Yes.
“Changing your wardrobe can be, like, life changing.” – Kim Kardashian
Take that Mahatma Ghandi!!!
Who else would be so self-absorbed that they would text about their own ass.
Still, I don’t think that is really her butt. It’s just a joke. Her behind can’t be that big.
What a pathetic attempt at staying relevent. Really? A picture of your _ss? Grow up.
It’s not the size…it’s the shape that those horrid pants have contorted her cheeks into. Good Lord.
In a word, yes.
Yes they do.
Sometimes, it’s okay to go up a size, honey….that’s what the rest of us do.
That butt… smh. That is such an unattractive, unnatural-looking fake butt. Kim’s doctor doesn’t seem able to make big and round; he/she makes large and flat.
The kid needs a haircut. As for her butt, it just looks awkward to me. I don’t get the fascination.
Kim, your butt makes earth look small.