Kellan Lutz is disappointed that there are so few Kellan Lutz posts around Kellan Lutz’s Favorite Kellan Lutzy site. Kellan Lutz thinks we should name this Kellan-Lutz-bitchy. Kellan Lutz is going to be everywhere very, very soon. Kellan Lutz is going to take over the world! The world will now be called KELLAN LUTZ. Kellan Lutz’s celebrity will have it’s Lutzy last gasp with Breaking Dawn Part II. So let’s enjoy all of the Kellan Lutzy goodness until all things Kellan Lutz pass.

First off, did you know that Kellan Lutz drives a Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster. Kellan Lutz wants you to know that it’s the truth. Kellan Lutz joked to TMZ (see the Lutzy video here): “I finally got my ‘Twilight’ check.” TMZ also says Kellan Lutz “only” made $1.25 million for each of the Breaking Dawn movies. So… Kellan Lutz made $2.5 million to stand around and be Lutzy a handful of times in the last two sparkly vampire movies. Because that’s the Kellan Lutzy world we live in. Meanwhile, Kellan Lutz wants you (“you” being “Lutzy ladies who would love a little Kellan Lutz in them”) to know that’s Kellan Lutz is super honest in relationships. With women. Because Kellan Lutz is honestly a hetereosexual. Honestly.

After experiencing a fair amount of drama in the dating department, Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz has found the secret to winning a girl’s heart: honesty.

“I’ve become more mature when it comes to women and relationships,” Lutz, 27, told PEOPLE at Heineken’s U.S. Open Player Party in New York City on Friday. “My M.O. now is to be who I really am and not be fake in order for a girl to like me back.”

The actor, who previously dated 90210 actress AnnaLynne McCord, admits that in the past he would tell some lies or make exaggerations to impress a girl.

“I was in this one relationship where I told her things about myself that wasn’t really me,” Lutz says. “I said I liked this certain band only because she liked them. Then she bought me tickets to their concert and I was stuck in going. It’s not fair to her and to me.”

As a result, he said, “I’ve learned to be honest, because at the end of the day I have to be with somebody that loves me for who I really am.”

His new understanding of telling the truth has paid off. The Tarzan star – and former Calvin Klein model – is in a happy relationship with Australian actress Sharni Vinson, 29. The two have been dating for about a year.

“Sharni’s personality and mine very much complement each other, and we connect on every level,” he gushed. “She has a big personality so we have great conversations and laugh so much. I’m never fake with her, and it makes our relationship so easy. It’s all about being honest.”

[From People]

Kellan Lutz has one policy, baby, and that policy is “Don’t ask questions about Kellan Lutz’s Craigslist Dick”. I mean, “honesty”. Of course, honesty. Poor Sharni.

Was anyone else disturbed by the fact that Kellan Lutz describes Kellan Lutz’s dating habits as an “M.O.” Obviously, that’s cop-speak for “modus operandi” or “method of operation”. But cops use “M.O.” as a way to describe how a predator operates. Which just goes back to what I’ve always said about Kellan Lutz: Serial Killer Eyes. Serial Killer Face. God knows what Kellan Lutz’s REAL M.O. is. I suspect it’s dumping bodies into dumpsters.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.