These are some photos from the Venice Film Festival photocall for Spring Breakers, because apparently the film is HIGH ART and it needs to be promoted and pushed delicately through the awards season, because if it’s one thing that the Academy loves, it’s teenage girls in bikinis and James Franco making it rain. On dat ass.

So obviously, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens did not speak to each other before they flew out to Venice, because how else do you explain these two dresses that sort of coordinate and look too matchy-matchy, to the point where even I’m confused about which girl is which. Selena’s dress is Dolce & Gabbana, and Vanessa’s dress is Blumarine. I hate to say this, but I kind of think Vanessa looks cuter. Weird, I know. I just don’t care for all of the gold crap on Selena’s dress. It’s too gaudy on someone so young.

James Frano is wearing ART. He’s always wearing ART. He IS art. He farts art. He wears ART. He breathes art. ART. Honestly, though, I think I have that shirt. I got it from LL Bean. ART, BITCHES.

Oh, and guess who else came to Venice? Gina Lollobrigida!!! Look at this fabulous bitch. She’s 85 years old and she’s still glamorous.

Photos courtesy of WENN.