New photos of Pippa Middleton. “But Kaiser, as we’ve made abundantly clear, we’re over Pippa and her ass of lies.” TOO BAD! I love covering Pippa. I find her fascinating – she’s rewriting the book on what it means to be a sibling of someone who married into royalty. I’m not being facetious either. Anyway, these are new pics of Pippa in Manhattan yesterday – what’s different? She looks different and dare I say… better? The liquid eyeliner is still there, but it hasn’t been so heavily applied. I think her skin looks better, right? Better makeup in general, or maybe she got a really great facial? While I don’t care for her skinny jeans/pants or her Middleton Wedges of Doom, I do think her blouse is cute. I would wear that.
So what was Pippa doing? I’m so glad you asked. Pippa was allegedly apartment-hunting! That’s what Splash News, HuffPo and Extra claim. Pippa was seen with a woman described as “a realtor” and she was photographed popping in and out of apartment buildings on Madison Avenue. Fascinating. Is Pippa planning a move to New York? Does she think the New York gossip world will treat her differently than the London gossip world? Is she planning her own one-woman, wedged, English-accented Sex and the City revival? To go along with that idea, it’s being said that all of the designers have been inviting Pippa to sit front row during all of the New York Fashion Week shows. SO INTERESTING!
Speaking of Sex and the City, I’m still wondering what’s up with Pippa and Andre Balazs. Pippa isn’t staying in one of Andre’s hotels (she’s staying at The Carlyle, in a suite that is reportedly around $10,000 a night), but Andre is bankrolling private sea planes and expensive minibreaks with Pippa. I checked Chelsea Handler’s Twitter, and she hasn’t mentioned anything. Hm. I wonder if Chelsea isn’t going to do some “stand up” very soon in which she goes on an obscene rant about Pippa being a “f—king homewrecking c—t.”
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
LOL @ “Wedges of Doom”
I agree she looks especially pretty here, and the blouse is very cute. In fact I kinda like the pants with it too. Couldn’t pull those off myself but they do suit her nicely imo.
really?? – my first thought was “she’s a man, baby, YEAH!” (spoken w/ Austin Powers accent). I do like the ensemble, good hair, etc… but she’s got a man-face. i never realized that quite so much as now
agreed, stinky…total man face. I guess I never noticed before..?? Maybe I’ve never noticed her before at all since I find her average at best.
I know, right? I couldn’t quite figure it out until now either. Weird. And that harsh eyeliner job combined with the pale lip really isn’t doing her man-face any favors. Girlfriend needs a makeover.
It’s true that she’s got a decidedly masculine quality in her bone structure, but I do think she’s still pretty… and much prettier here than usual. I understand why people think she’s overrated (she is), it’s just that so many are downright nasty about her… aw well :/
Her hair looks thicker. Maybe a weave?
That’s what I’m thinking too. Looks like she’s going to her sister’s hairstylist now.
She looks “refreshed” in the face. The bags usually under her eyes don’t look so bad. I guess now that Mama Middleton successfully married off her eldest daughter, she can devote more money to upgrading the youngest daughter.
I’m ashamed to say that I thought she looked pretty in her yellow dress at the US Open yesterday.
She needs to ditch that eyeliner. Less is more, Pippa.
She needs to ditch her “style” entirely. She always looks so un-put together to me, like she jumped out of the shower and grabbed whatever clothing (and wedges!) were laying around.
And that Middleton eyeliner enrages me. So trashy.
she needs an actual hairstyle….take 2-3 inches off, give it some style, and she’d look pretty good! Her current hair is way to weighty on her face-makes it look longer…..I think just above shoulders for her, would look good, with not quite all one length going on….
otherwise, i don’t care about her one way or the other, really. no strong feelings.
Amen!!! Fake tan, eyeliner and light pink lipstick are trademarks for both Middleton girls.
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Pippa is average. She only gets attention because she is Kate’s sister who is married to a Prince who will be King one day. Other than that, there is nothing interesting about Pippa and I don’t get why all the excessive media attention.
Thank you!!! I agree and I don’t think Kate is cute at all but I guess beauty lies on the eyes of the beholder. :/
Is Pipa the younger or older sister? Because to me, she looks at least 35 yrs old. I love Kate, she is gorgeous to me, and I’m happy she is bringing back a more lady-like fashion sense.
Kate is not bringing back ‘lady-like’ fashion. All the females, young and old, in the royal family dress in ladylike, conservative manner. Just that kate has more media attention than the other ladies.
On a snarky note, did the Middleton ladies get a discount on brightly coloured short legged jeggings???? Kate has been seen in Bright blue, dark blue,and pink jeggings (all worn for official duties) whereas here is Pippa in orange and last week in grey jeggings!!!!
And why do both girls wear them above the ankles??? They are both short legged, above ankle jeggings do them no favours.seriously where are Suzanna and Trinny to show them what not to wear!!!
Agree! She really is not interesting at all.
So is it the eyeliner that makes her eyes look so beady? Or is it just that her eyebrows go too wide? I can never tell.
Kaiser, I love you but you’ve got a Pippa problem. 😉
agreed. more like forearms of doom. she’s a total snooze and not even fun to look at.
OMG!! i just laughed so hard at work – now people know i’m screwing off online!
If Pippa is moving to NY it’s because of a man. Well she does need her own and marrying someone super rich is the only way she is going to beat her sister. Someone is paying for her hotel and I doubt it’s her. I find Pippa less then average she looks about 10 years older and way harsher then she should for a person who has lived such an easy life.
Men who want some connection to the British Royal family might target Pippa and try to court her for just this reason.
She should be careful of that.
Pippa is a big pile of meh from head to foot, and I can’t understand why any media outlet covers her ever.
My thoughts exactly.
Same here.. Everyone talks about her like she is the hot and wild sister but I don’t find her attractive at all tbh.. Don’t see what all the fuss is about. Kate is gorgeous, this one is meh.
What I like about her is that she smiles politely and doesn’t talk to the media. It’s like they are there doing her a favour and not the other way around. Got to love someone who is so in control that way. People can only speculate about her and that’s about it- I would say even
A notch better played than Kate Moss
Kate Moss really killled the mystery when she started giving interviews, didn’t she? She was doing so well. I hope Pippa learns that lesson.
You forgot when she blubbed her way in French when she went to Paris a few months ago.
ANd she’s not smiling ‘politely’ — pics after the wedding shows she can have the most beaming, smug smile ever. She was so intoxicated with her new status.
I think her skin looks better, because she hasn’t seen the inside of a tanning bed in a couple of days. Them Middleton girls need to cut back on the fake bake. It’s not a good look.
Whenever I see her picture, I have the overwhelming urge to strap her down and slap an enzyme peel on her face. Just do it already, woman, the products are out there!
I’m with you Kaiser. I can’t get enough of this bitch!
Please continue to cover Pippa and her Uptrady antics.
P.S- Her and Alex are supposedly back together. Wtf!
I second that!
a. I can’t with that constant black liner all around her already-small eyes.
b. Does anyone else see that homeless person’s feet she seems to be majorly sidestepping in the first photo? I guess the rest of him or her was convenient to crop out–wouldn’t want to detract from the millions of dollars we’ll soon hear she’s dropped on a bachelorette pad!
I think she is following Mrs Middleton’s Bedside Guide To Landing the Bloke of Your Dreams:
“Chapter Three: His Folks Say Naff Off!
“No problem, oi! Get busy, ducks, and get out there! Show him what he is missing! Show him other men and that you can improve your skin and wear clothes, even move! Soon he will be confused and think he wants you and it’s back on and you’ll be moved into the pile in no time at all!”
Love it. You know Pimp Mama Middleton is working on a book about landing prince charming…
Ugh this broad is so UGLY and she has NO ass. No idea why she is a person of interest.
My thoughts exactly!!
What’s the big hoopla with pippa? The only thing I find interesting about her is her name..bleh and she looks kind of pretentious and mean
My guess us her effort to land a rich and TITLED English aristocrat has come up empty and she is leaving for greener (as in money is green) pastures. There is some big game to be bagged for the skilled huntress in NYC, and her foal connection will make her more alluring here even without supermodel looks
She is not saying in a $10,000 a night suite.
Pippa does nothing for me – but Kate- she has such a great smile- she lights up a room.
Please keep doing Pippa stories. I love the stories aout Kate and Pippa and Harry.
She has a harsh, manly face. Looks at least 35, if not more. Don’t understand why anyone would find her particularly attractive. She’s average at best. Nothing feminine or alluring about her. Kate at least has a nice smile and some charm. Pippa has none of that.
Good for her. I think New York seems more her speed. You always said she was a hustler, and nobody loves a hustler more than NYC…
For some reason, the sentence “a woman described ‘as a realtor'” cracked me up. I honestly couldn’t tell you why. I’m so glad she was described as a realtor, however would we figure out who she was otherwise?
I’m not being snarky. It’s just funny. I’m done 🙂
Actually the woman described as a “realtor” is one of her best friends and accompanies her to many tennis matches, fashion shows etc. in Britain.
That does not mean that she is NOT contemplating a move to NYC, but I think this trip is more likely to be a first shot of publicity for her book, coming out in October. She is famous for being Pippa and nothing else, so she must be seen being Pippa in NYC, the capitol of American media. It is working – she has been all over the news lately and her book is getting mentioned.
If she marries a rich dude in America, she’ll never be out of the tabloids, is my prediction
CDAN’s Enty Had a Twitter update that sounded like she is high class escorting down to the figure ya’ll mentioned, he said no names, but he said 4 10k an all day no sex thing, sex costs more
stfd!
I think she got a keratin treatment or something. Tamed the fly-aways.
I’m sorry but if she wasn’t Kate’s sister, no one would give her a second look. She is so mannish-looking with the weirdest body, and I’m convinced she wore some kind of shaper at the wedding. Because in this picture her ass is flat and non-existent. And who gave them make-up tips? Their mom? It’s like they never got past the teen phase when you discover make-up for the first time and think you have to wear all the things. Sometimes eyeliner is cool, but not once you reach a certain age (Hello Avril!) and if you have tiny, beady eyes. Kate looks good at times because she had a complete makeover, too bad someone couldn’t do the same for Pippa.
I was about writting the same thing, when I spotted your comment. I absolutely don’t understand, why this below the avarage looking woman is getting so much attention. Excuse me, she looks like some supermarket cashier clark; not charming and certainly not intelligent looking face. Pipa, give us a break, go and change your wardrobe and please take off that stupid, mentally retarded-like expression from your face
Can we please stop with this chick? She is unattractive… period!
Paperbag her. However she manages to look so dull and tired constantly? Must be all the hustling and partying.
She needs to polish up her look a bit for NYC, women in NYC dress with a more panache’, Pippa should have had a bit of a nicer blouse a jacket on arm and some jewels Women in NY dress with the ability to always be ready to go into a posh establishment at a moments notice, hence carrying a beautiful talored jacket, would help her outfit. She’s dressed more for LA. NYC is not a casual dressing place at all I lived there for 15 yrs, women are usually dressed in a way which can be converted from day to night wear. Someone needs to send her the memo.
OMG that was my first thought. She’s too casually dressed for NY. Or perhaps her brand of casual isn’t translating to NYC.
She needs a make-over. I do not even like her blouse in these pics, or the straw bag (saw that in another piece, too). I guess she has a right to dress as she pleases, but if we’re commenting here, she just doesn’t look very put together to me.
THAT non-exsisting a** of her made it that big??? look at the last pic… there is nothing!!! and her face looks like she ran into a wall. how ugly is she?!?
acid peels, pippa. Acid Peels. Just ask Charlie Sheen. They will do you wonders! paaaaleeeze— Acid Peels!
According to Wikpedia, today is Pippa’s birthday. She’s 29, which is just sad considering she looks 49. What a weathered, chewed-up and spat-out, used-looking 29! She’s gives “rough around the edges” a new meaning!
Bet perma tan pipster is saying she is “moving to NYC” to get Alex Loudon back and get a ring finally.
Just like Mumma Mids put out the rumour that the super clinger waity kate was “moving to nyc” to work for vouge when william got bored and dumped her yet again.
Well, I hope Louden is smart enough not to take Pippa back.
A C I D P E E L — same thing I said to Charlie Sheen. will do a face wonders
That eye makeup is ridiculous. Who does that anymore? It makes her eyes look smaller and hard.
i just love this blog. Hilarious
Pippa has to be one of the most unattractive so-called “desirable” women out there at the moment. She has a handbag face. I just do not understand the attention she gets.
she should interview Tom Cruise. I could see a possible match there (?) just sayin’. possible.
i love that! i think she’d F***k his World of COntrol quite a bit!!!
and…she is FAMOUS enough to be with mr. tom cruise…but…what if she didn’t constantly compliment and praise how miraculous he is?
she’d get the boot…just like nazanadian.
How can someone so young look so damned old?
When I see these pictures all I can think of is Karl Lagerfeld saying that she needs to only be photographed from behind. Except her arse doesn’t even look that good in these.
Sad brows.. she needs a brow makeover.. loose the bronzer..
What’s her secret? ProActiv! and LESS SUN.
ummm, I’d LOVE to move abroad to UK, I worked there 1 yr after college.
Ummm, why/how does she get to live here if she’s not a US Citizen? The Deal e O is that you gotta have a work permit and a damn good reason, especially now, why America needs your ‘work’ talent if another American can do your job.
seriously! just because she’s related to a $&#^!# royal she get’s to live abroad?
I want OUTTA this country!
Someone fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Kate is the only one who got the good genes and those aren’t plentiful either.
Kate can look manly too at times in photos. She’s a little better looking than Pippa, though.
Ahahahaha! Did you make that one up, GoodCapon? This entire post has me in fits of giggles. I love this blog some days.
Anyone notice that Pipster’s skin is only a few shades lighter than her pants?
I wish I did arlie, but that witty phrase has been around for ages!
I think she has been to the tanning salon lately. Her skin tone is actually better in these pictures! She made an appearance in a movie premiere weeks ago where she was the very definition of orange.
For the nth time, what’s with the signet ring? It’s never classy to wear them, y’know.
How else will peasants remember her new status??? She’s wear and flash it so you don’t forget!!! *eyeroll*
I was just thinking… moving to the US would be a fantastic move for her and her career. In England, she gets a lot of criticism when she promotes her party planning career and she even gets criticized attending events and being photographed “too often”. She has little room to develop her image and brand.
If she moved to the states, she could use the Paps to her advantage, promote the you-know-what out of her book, attend gala after gala, and soooo much more! The public would only cheer her on! I hope rumors are true!
Keep on hustlin’ Pippa!! Woohoo!
At the very least, if she really moves to NY maybe she can give Kim Kardashian some competition and we’ll see who is the bigger famewhore. Seeing as many people in America love trainwrecks and desperate wannabes, Pippa probably will have no trouble fitting in.
The cast of Jersey Shore need successors now that the show has been cancelled. Pippa can take over! She already has the awful tan covered.
I don’t know which is worse…Kim’s plastic face, little girl voice or Pippa’s basic mug.
I was just thinking… moving to the US would be a fantastic move for her and her career. In England, she gets a lot of criticism when she promotes her party planning career and she even gets criticized attending events and being photographed “too often”. She has little room to develop her image and brand.
If she moved to the states, she could use the Paps to her advantage, promote the you-know-what out of her book, attend gala after gala, and soooo much more! The public would only cheer her on! I hope rumors are true
These two girls are so young yet neither of them appears fresh-faced. Is it the makeup?
we need to find out Pippa’s horoscope sign and see if it matches with Tom Cruise – the Cancer Man.
O M G – Pippa is a Virgo. Hell, I”m a Virgo. O M G. She would totally be OK with Cancer Man – Tom Cruise. Wow
I want to be the first for predicting a match. Pippa & Tom. I say Yes.
not too crazy about the outfit but she definitely looks better. almost glowing.