I can’t think of any celeb couples that are more ick worthy than Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin. Luckily the pair get relatively little coverage, so I don’t have to think about how much I despise them. I’m fairly certain I prefer Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt… actually it’s too close to call. But the Botox on this pair is absolutely indescribable, and I think their doctors are breaking some kind of laws with the amount of Botulinum they’re injecting into the pair. And don’t get me started on Rinna’s upper lip.

Unfortunately the chemically and plastically enhanced couple are going to be able to afford a lot of fancy new injections in the coming years – they’ve been given their own reality show.

Celebrity couple Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are ready to expose their lives to the cameras in an unscripted project for TV Land.

The network has ordered a pilot presentation of a project that would follow the lives of the husband-and-wife duo along with their two daughters.

The project is executive produced by Jason Carbone.

“Ever since I started here (in May 2006), I’ve been out in the marketplace looking for a celebrity couple with dynamic stories to tell, and when I met Lisa and Harry, it made sense,” said Keith Cox, TV Land’s executive vp development and original programming.

Should TV Land go forward with the project, said to have generated interest from a few cable networks, it will go straight to a half-hour series pickup targeted for a 2009 debut, Cox said.

[From the Hollywood Reporter]

Maybe it’s because I’ve never been able to get past their faces, but do Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin actually have personalities? I thought they were nothing more than needles and syringes. I know whenever I’ve seen either of them interviewed, they’ve come off as incredibly annoying. And Rinna’s been rocking those messed up lips for years without stopping – or even apologizing. And when you choose to make your face look like that, you really should say you’re sorry.

I can’t imagine that their show will be any good, though it might be semi-interesting in the train wreck sense. And if nothing else, both Harry and Lisa are good for making the rest of us feel better about our own faces. Nonetheless, I give it six episodes, max.

Here’s Harry and Lisa at the celebration of Los Angeles Confidential Magazine’s Men’s Issue at Craft on October 29th. Images thanks to WENN.