About half of you are looking at these photos thinking, “That Gloria Swanson-looking Botox Monster better STEP OFF RIGHT NOW.” The other half is filled with a mix of emotions including amusement, lust, and discomfort. I think the problem might be that Eva Mendes isn’t trying to become some beloved “girl’s girl” like Jennifer Garner or something. Eva knows she stole your boyfriend. Eva’s all, “Hahaha, let me adjust my Turban of IDGAF.”
So, yeah… Your Boyfriend is still with his girlfriend. They were promoting A Place Beyond the Pines at TIFF. That’s the film where they met and fell in love and this grand romance really began. At various times, I wondered if the romance would last until the publicity tour for this film, and at times I’ve even claimed that I didn’t think it would last more than a month after the film’s promotion was done. But now I’m not so sure. Some days I feel like… The Turban is going to get knocked up with a Gosbaby. I’m trying to prepare y’all for that possibility.
Anyway, Eva’s dress is Dolce & Gabbana. It’s okay. I don’t know who did the turban or whatever. It’s a pretty Gloria Swanson move, though, and considering the reference… it feels very dated and “mature” for her. Like, she has no problems acting like, “I’m an established actress nearing 40 and this is my young Canadian boy toy.” Her face is looking kind of Botoxy too, in my opinion.
Ryan is doing the top-button thing too, just like Alex Skarsgard. Why is this a men’s fashion trend? It’s such a prissy look.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
“Hahaha, let me adjust my Turban of IDGAF.” Love it!!!!
My God…somebody quick! Hide the wire hangers! It’s Joan Crawford’s evil-er stepsister!
It’s a modern day Norma Desmond
“My turban of IDGAF”. +1000 you win at Internet for that one. I snorted out my tea just now;)
Bravo Kaiser. Love the “turban of idgaf”. That is exactly what it is. And I think she looked awesome. Hemline a little wrong for her tiny frame but from the waist up, fashion forward and we are talking bout more than gosling. She wins. (I also did not like goslings no-tie, full button, but again, very fashion forward and is making waves again for his carpet looks).
I think she looks awful that turban is not a good look on someone with such a harsh face. I’m still thinking this will be over right after the promotions are over. They just don’t look like they are into each other at all. Ryan looks so uncomfortable with Eva which I have always found strange because he is usually so relaxed. I don’t see Ryan being stupid enough to knock Eva up besides she has said she doesn’t want kids.
She says she doesn’t want kids? How heartless!
Yes totally agree, these two need to split quick, she’s ugly ..come on Ryan fall in love with someone else..
Wow. Out of all the cute, hip stuff she’s worn getting papped for the last few months, she decides to wear THIS??? It’s old and hideous. She looks very very old in these photos. And he looks like a hillbilly farmer. Perhaps they pissed off their stylist???
I totally agree! She’s worn some great stuff lately and this is how she goes out for a movie premiere?!
Eva looks like a fortune teller at the local fair. Yikes. Her face looks awful..angular & masculine. Ryan is a great actor..but Eva looks like his turbanized Nana. That turban is made out of crusty Depends.
hill billy farmer – LOL, yeah that’s exactly how he looks like. The buttoned shirt looks stupid too. He is probably confused now because some people thought he looked too try-hard with his low cut V-neck T-shirts. Poor boy, I almost feel sorry for him. Eva Mendes dress is gorgeous though, but the person who wears it needs to make that dress work, which she doesn’t. I don’t know, she always looks like somebody who has been around the block just too many times. Did she actually have eye surgery recently, she always had real droopy eyes, there was a blind item about this.
Yes and that eye brow is just out of control. She looks like the joker and her open mouth poses are just yukk! It’s actually funny how they look together, can we have interviews with them together too?
I was kind of thinking he looked like he escaped from the Amish.
I agree…my feeling is , if you’re going to grow facial hair, grow it…if not , shave. I hate this in-between stuff.
@ OTiff, comment below…
TeeeHeeee. *snort*…
Hey, GIRL…
That comment just totally made mine look weaker than crap. LMAO!! 😀
HEY, GIRL..
Bet if I offered you a million bucks, you still couldn’t make a facial expression if your mother’s life depended on it.
And what is UP with the eyebrows? Too much pencil, or did the ‘tox kick in when you were really, really surprised? Like, maybe at the fact that the hotness of RG is still by your side, and not with a real chick who’s more down to earth and less vampy?
And the TURBAN? Kaiser, you nailed it with the Gloria Swanson comparison. Eve Mendes and your turban….sit DOWN.
This one on Pintrest KILLS me!
HEY GIRL, While you were at breathwork, I watered your heirloom flowers and wrote you a song. In Sanskrit.
I guess Amish American gothic sanskrit.
She looks like his Mother, Joan Crawford!
And all of a sudden, she looks kind of Juliana Marguilleshy in the face (I love Juliana, BTW, can’t wait for the new season of TGW).
Seriously, that’s some bad botox transformation.
There’s something harsh about this look.. reminds me of a Disney movie villain.
Exactly.
Yep, you nailed it. Esp with those overly-severe arched brows.
OMG, totally! Hilarious, BTW.
She seriously needs to loose her plastic surgeons number for a while. That face has turned into a porcelain doll, with no movement, no expression, no authenticity. And though her eyebrows were always arched, they are now starting to look crazy – STOP pulling your forehead under that f-ing turban!
I think she’s now entered a caricature territory. She used to be so beautiful, and now all I can see is PLASTIC everywhere. She turned into a budget Raquel Welch, and that is NOT a good thing given that Raquel Welch was already a budget Jane Russell.
Ryan looks like a 15yo hillbilly/Amish farmboy that got snatched by an ancient evil witch on his way to milk the cows.
I do not get this romance, I see no chemistry and NO HEAT or passion (and they can both be so hot/passionate on screen). I think the true romance was over a while ago, but they just decided to stick it out till the movie’s PR tour is done with.
everything you said! this couple displays absolutely no chemistry whatsoever….i always thought she was so ugly
@Polk8dot
+1
perfectly said. She is looking like the evil witch who snatched the amish farmer boy on the way to work. lol As for the “turban of IDGAF” – that is too hilarious.
Oh my god, that’s ironic 😉
She looks like a fcuking lace curtain. From my grandmother’s house. Except grandma’s curtain was prettier.
I don’t try and keep up with men’s fashion, but Ryan and Alex Skarsgard are both wearing Gucci, so maybe this is how they are styling their latest collection……I don’t like it, either undo a top button or put a tIe on, both suits are great tho, I especially like Ryan’s, it’s very 60’s mod looking, he has the personality and charisma to pull it off, unlike Eva’s horrible look, seriously, a turban?
What the hell were the Gucci people thinking. This whole top-buttoning thing is WRONG. Why would they do this to such beautiful men?
I totally agree with you. I love the suit’s fabric and cut. It is beautiful, very classy. But that suit really needs a black tie or some open buttons. The top-button thing makes men look silly. But with a tie it would have looked perfect on him. Besides, Ryan couldn’t look more uncomfortable.
I don’t like her dress. If she wanted to look like a classy Spanish Duchess, she failed. Maybe some women would make it work, but Eva is already too heavy for such a heavy dress. Her expressions are utterly ridiculous, especially that open mouth.
Even though I am a fan of hers, she just seems way to old for him. It’s not even the age difference, it’s just how she is portrays herself.
She probably knows that Ryan is ready to spread his wings elsewhere, there’s no way this will lead to marriage, I think Eva is stunning but she is doing a bit of a Joan Crawford thing with that turban thing on her head. No way Ryan looked at that headpiece and said that’s hot. Eva is stunning but it’s time she pick s role which will get her noticed by the Academy and SAG voters, the longer she waits the harder it will be for her to find meaty roles, what many of these actresses forget is they have to dig in at some point and strike a deeper role while the directors,writers and casting directors know their names, Hallie Berry did that, she had great management coming up from 20’s to late 30’s and was steered in the direction to be taken seriously and not be just a beauty in films. Although now she’s kind of blown it with her baby-daddy -drama, anyway BACK to EVA, it’s time she up her game in her acting career, she’s never had a problem with getting the A-List actors to cast her or as boyfriends, but it’s time for her to stop being just a supporting player and be a star-actress for her skills. I believe she can do it.
She looks old enough to be his mother. That can’t be the look she was going for.
I think it’s mainly the look (hideous!) because they are quite age appropriate if it’s only about age!
She looks like a stage mom and he looks like her son. Very creepy.
Common! she looks atrocious with that turban, but there is no way she can look like his mom they are only 7 years appart, seems quite age appropriate to me!
He should be holding a pitchfork- The exuberance of “American Gothic”.
Yes, yes, yes! That’s what his look reminded me of. Thanks for solving the mystery for me – I would have spent the rest of the day fixated on trying to figure it out.
LMAO 😉
You’re so right! I had a feeling they remind me on something just couldn’t figure out what. Spot on!
I really feel like everyone is “bearding” for everyone else. I don’t believe anyone is a couple anymore…goes to bed with my tissues and slowly weeps….:(
I get that impression too.
I know that all couples are different. Some couples just have that thing that when they are standing side by side you feel the heat. The sexy. Whether you like them or not.
Ryan and Eva are attractive people, but together there is nothing sexy about them as a couple. I don’t get that. They are together, having sex yet you don’t see or feel it when you look at them together.
I’m not saying they have to be hanging all over each other, but there is such a disconnect between them.
I like her dress and it would have looked better with her hair down and flowing. I think it would have made it sexy actually. But then too Ryan looks like a dork and idiot with that button up shirt.
I totally agree w/you about the sexy couple thing with Eva & Ryan. It’s how I feel about Kim & Kanye too (although I find neither Kim or Kanye attractive or sexy)… Both couples are just sort of together & I don’t see/feel the heat between them. Which may be because they aren’t actually couples??
i saw them last year at Paris with many paparazzis behind them, around them (not very low_key)almost a riot of paparazzis :very weird
She also looks very bobble-headish; that face is getting pretty gaunt. 10 pounds would help.
On a side note: if there is ever a movie about Amy Winehouse, she could be good for the role, lookwise
Whoa, totally seeing it.
Hadn’t thought of that connection before, but you are so correct!!
Yuck.
Hmmmm….I actually love the dress, and her make up,
I think the turban is “throwing things off” though.
…what in the Norma Desmond???? bwaaaahahahahahaha
Exactly! Lol!
Oh my god. You took the words right out of my mouth. That top photo made me think, ‘she looks like the chick from Sunset Boulevard!’
omg, they ARE gloria swanson and william holden. creepy.
Mr Gosling’s brilliant take on Jed Clampett style paired with Ms Mende’s Norma Desmond undo is pure red carpet genius. Her open mouth poses and his dead eyed stare give me hope for their very happy future. So congratulations to the still attached at the hip couple. ¡Ole!
I hope that was sarcasm, lol!
I wore a similar turban yesterday — when i was weeding my garden… It’s not a good look on Eva. It looks cheap & makes it seem like she’s trying too hard. Gorgeous face though!
I think she is beautiful. Why people call her ugly??
and then I’ll see comments going on and on about other actresses being “beautiful” when they are SO NOT.
She is beautiful.
People who have a beautiful soul are beautiful. People who have a horrible soul are not beautiful. That solves your problem I guess.
I agree. She’s one gorgeous woman.
Hi Eva. And no, you are not all that. You might be a hottie (to some people, not everyone) but your attitude is potty.
I don’t know about her attitude. I know she reminds me of Jessica B, and Jessica Alba.. they talk about not getting roles and such because of their looks. Which is dumb because really beautiful women get great roles.
I just don’t think she is ugly. She may have an unattractive attitude, but I’m only saying she is not ugly in appearance.
I wouldn’t go as far as calling her beautiful. Without make up and the right lighting she looks very ordinary actually and a bit haggard or even scary. They arrived and left the screening and the after party separately. Gos came hand in hand with his mom to the after party. Newscom.com has more pics of them. After 12 months of PR public dating he doesn’t want to acknowledge her. If I were her and I wanted something real with him I would be pissed off actually. But maybe this relationship was just and only for publicity all the way. Quite a condescending attitude to the public who just want to see a good movie.
LOL at ‘botoxy’. Yeah, that totally shows in the very first picture, with her forehead getting lines from the brow movement.
This is pathetic, seriously. LOL at ‘your boyfriend’.
Kaiser’s first line just cracked me up!
Don’t like the dress or turban with it. Some people look ok with botox, but she’s not one of them. It makes her strong features look more severe. And she uses too much. When a person smiles and the only thing that moves is their mouth, it’s too much. She has the kind of face and skin that should naturally age well. She should let it. Her role in Pines is kind of nothing, by the way, but the film is pretty good.
Ryan’s look isn’t doing much for me here.
Ryan Gosling is not everyone’s boyfriend. He has the strangest face, IMO.
Yes. His face has a Picasso quality to it and he looks sort like Uncle Joe Gladstone from Full House; which isn’t sexy at all.
I totally see the Uncle Joey in him.
@ Bns:
PHEW!!! Finally I can agree with someone here.
I find him downright ugly: beady eyes set too close together, shovel chin, strange nostrils, annoying smirk and smug attitude.
LOL! Perfect description.
^This
I think he’s always looked so smug and impressed with himself. I know people go on and on about how humble he is. But I get an air of arrogance from him, actually.
@Eve
So this has nothing to do with Ryan Gos, but Eve I watched Sunshine the other day. Both Chris Evans and Cillian Murphy were in that and I thought of you :). Two very beautiful men and I liked the movie.
@Tiffany27- I really liked that movie as well. Eye candy aside (don’t get me wrong, I’m very grateful for the eye candy), I thought it was very good.
Lol Eve, you just kind of described one of your celeb crushes as well: Tom Hiddleston (and I’ll never get the fascination people have with Benedict Cumberbatch either, who is just, um odd looking to put it nicely lol).
To each their own I guess :). Although I have to agree with everyone about RG here, he doesn’t look good at all.
@Camille (TheOriginal)
I’ll never understand the love for Cumberbatch. Gross.
@ Tiffany27:
Sunshine is PERFECT!!! It’s one of my favourite sci-fi movies — and Danny Boyle knows how to pick astronauts…I mean, Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Hiroyuki Sanada and Cliff Curtis? Why am I not part of this crew?
@ Camille:
What??? How. Dare. You.
Tom Hiddleston has perfectly set eyes. It’s just that the outer corner of his eyes are a little droopy (he has permanent “puppy eyes”), but they’re not close like Gosling’s.
http://huhyadit.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tom_hiddleston.jpg?w=692
About Benedict Cumberbatch…yeah, I admit I’m terribly attracted to him — in spite of his unusual face. But hey!, I heard his face is fine and he’s considered quite a catch in his home planet :D.
Her dress looks like a frumpy table cloth IMO and
Ryan’s suit looks horrible!
But I would still hit it.
“The Turban is going to get knocked up with a Gosbaby. I’m trying to prepare y’all for that possibility.”
-> Yeah, I’m trying to prepare myself for that, too.
In lust RIGHT NOW! Ryan Gosling is the bomb. I thank you for these pics.
She has not had botox, she always had eyes and eyebrows like that and her face definately moves. Eva is gorgeous.
http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2010/07/eva_mendes_ss#slide=1
She looks like SHIT in every way. what the heck is she doing with her face? like porn spasm or something..
I actually kind of like Ryan’s suit, it looks retro. Eva looks harsh, but she’s never had the most delicate features IMO.
god, she’s sucking the hot right out if him.
She looks too old for him, especially the way she is dressed. I hope turbans don’t come back on style, they are so “I Love Lucy”. As for Ryan’s style his is more like Amish.
I think it’s mainly the way she dresses that is odd, because otherwise she is 38 and he is 31, so not too old for him, their couple is totally age appropriate regarding age only!
I saw a bunch of turbans displayed in H&M this weekend, unfortunately.
noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
It looks like she forgot to take off her shower cap… Dementia alert
They make a weird couple.
Seriously! They are so awkward. It makes me feel badly for them. Especially if they actually are a real couple and not just a PR thing.
I saw these pictures on DListed earlier and my immediate reaction was ‘OMG drunkface Mendes’.
I admire her ability to pull off such a great bitch face. But the bitch face combined with the turban makes her appear like a caricature of herself.
He’s fug in the face. And his eyes are uneven.
Unless you’re hatching an evil plan, turbans aren’t OK. Maybe she lost a bet? lol
I love it. Its retro Hollywood and she looks good in pretty much everything.
Jealous haters…
I loved Ryan with Rachel McAdams, and I can’t stand him with Eva.
Oh cry about it. I love Rachael too, but that ship has sailed. He’s with Eva people, you may not like her but he obviously does. So really, who gives a F^ck what you think. Ryan certainly doesn’t 🙂
Am I the only one obsessed with tracking all things The Master and Joaquin Phoenix? The movie, PTA, and Phoenix is what I’m keeping track of, both at Venice and TIFF. I’m only 8 hours away from Toronto and yet I can’t make it to the festival 🙁 Oh and there’s Looper too. Can’t wait to see these two films.
Anyway, there was a time when I was in awe of Gosling. That started and ended with Half Nelson. I regained a bit of it for Drive, but he just does not do it anymore. Eva Mendes, on the other hand, was a bit of a rude shock when I saw her as Phoenix’s girlfriend in “We Own The Night.” Thank god the movie sucked big time. I haven’t seen her in any other movies since.
Mira let’s be friends! I am obsessively tracking all things PTA + Master related. I am so so so so stoked for the film!! Also, I have to say my freebie 5 includes 1) Ryan Gosdong 2) Christian Bale 3) Leo DiCaprio 4) PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON (I’d hit that repeatedly) 5) Tom Hardy/JGL… maybe a little James McAvoy action (only dressed as Robbie in Atonement). I love love love PTA… and I’m hoping he gets every award from here on out!
Oh, Eva’s turban looks busted as does her face. I never got the whole appeal with this lady. She has some sketch eyebrows and I hate HATE the way she has her mouth half-open constantly.
Oh Kennedy! Thanks for telling me you are as obsessed as I am about The Master, PTA (and Joaquin). I’ve been thinking lately that I may need help for my obsession. I cannot wait anymore with the amount of reading + tracking I’ve done about the film. Feels like I’m ready to write a thesis. I want it to be September 14th tomorrow morning just so I can lug my ass to the cinema hall and find some closure.
Unfortunately, I have no freebie five. If I had to come up with one, it would include Joaquin Phoenix right at the top, PTA, Mark Ruffalo, Day-Lewis, and Bale for some bas-ass stuff. As for Gosling, I have faith in his acting and I’ll definitely follow his films. Somehow I don’t dig him. Eva Mendes can tuck him tight in her turban!
Yes, let’s be friends 🙂
Ok I have to admit… I used to find him VERY sexy, but not anymore. Strangely enough ”Crazy Stupid Love” ruined him for me. He’s so buff now, it doesn’t suit him.
Still one of my favourite actors though.
Woa,..her stylist must hate her…his look is an aesthetic mess as well! My eyes….my eyes…..!
I love how people hate on her lol I’d like to see the reactions of his fangirls if they get married, and/or have children! Please get married!!
And she is NO Raquel Welch! (Heard that’s his ‘type’).
Eva’s all, “Hahaha, let me adjust my Turban of IDGAF.” lol i love that
She looks like she should be telling fortunes out of the back of a wagon.
LOL!! there goes my soda!LOL!
i peed my pants laughing awesome!
That is not a good look for Eva. Ages her tremendously. TBH, they both look ridiculous and pretentious in their outfits. Oh, well…
Ugh if I had hair like her I would NEVER hide it under a scarf/turbon/towel etc. My hair fell out when I was in my teens so to see someone with a beautiful mane of hair do what she did makes me ill.
They just don’t match. It feels odd.
They are in love. In love with themselves. Ryan Gosling is in love with Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes is in love with Eva Mendes. Have you ever read an interview with Eva? She always comes off sounding so arrogant. Both seem like that. Not a fan of either of them.
*clears throat*
I’m gonna say straight away, that I’m not a crazy Gos fan or McGos fan. And I absolutely cannot stand Eva, but not because she ‘stole my bf’, because she’s probably one of the worst actresses ever. A critic called her performance in this movie irrelevant (lmao).
I’m finding that the allure to him has been in constant dissipation since this romance started, I’m assuming it’s because of my strong dislike for her and her pissy bitchy attitude and face. I’m not sure what he’s doing but he doesn’t look very happy. Compare some of the older red carpet pics of him with Rachel, his eyes looked alive in those pics, unlike this dead eyed glaze with the stupid top button, maître d look.
SHE…holy hell… that Aunt Jemima head wrap she rocking might have worked if she hadn’t been schlumping around LA walking the damn dogs wearing one a few days ago. Dog walking and red carpet looks should not intermingle. And now, I see she had him doing that stupid hand to mouth pose *eye roll* ..I read that they arrived separately and she said she was nervous. Apparently, crowds make her nervous and she jokingly said she chose the wrong profession. !HA! no kidding…
I agree. That comment she made about being shy was such a lie. We all know she loves all this attention and absolutely adores to get papped. She’s very pathetic. And yes, Ryan looks dead inside.
A lot of this relationship is based on a huge physical attraction and incredible, hot sex. It’s amazing how far you can glide on just that. It’s not going to last too much longer because eventually you need more than that to sustain a relationship. Unfortunately, the age difference is alsp going to be a problem down the road. But so what. Live for what is great today and to heck with tomorrow.
Ryan Gosling is a good actor but I don’t understand all the lusting for him. They have no chemistry.
i’m surprised that no one talked about the turban, j/k, the hem line. I think that the length of the dress dates it. It should have been cut at the knee.
The turban would have worked on a different dress. there is too much texture in the dress for the turban
Aww! Ryan brought his abuelita to his movie premiere! Such a family man.
^ this is too funny! hahahaha
The only person who can pull off that turban is Lucille Ball and she had the better sense not to leave the house wearing one. He should dump her ass just for this fashion mistake alone. I give this blessed union another few months.
Run, Ryan! You can do so much better than a fake nobody. She keeps getting dumped for a reason. You would be better off with a YOUNGER, unaltered woman who loves you for you – not for the $ and publicity. Eva Mendes can add homewrecker-in training to your rather bare resume.
That top photo reminded me strongly of this!
http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/citi/images/standard/WebLarge/WebImg_000132/50629_1357814.jpg
“Your Boyfriend is still with his girlfriend.”
Hahaha… I just don’t get this couple. Odd, odd, odd couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She used to be very pretty, now not so much. I cannot pinpoint what it is…I think her eyebrows and God knows what else…
ps: off topic- if you haven’t read Michael K topic about Jon Hamm’s photos walking in NYC, go see it…*cough*
Oh come on! So many jealous heffas on this post, Eva Mendes might be the only woman that can make that turban look fab.
The age diff really isn’t that wide…. She’s just a very old looking woman but she’s not old. She just is matronly all the sudden. And he’s a very very very boyish 31. Those types of guys need to be left well alone. They stay like that….. looking like they could pull a 20 yr old and not be creepy. Like Peter facinelli or Jude law…. Even if there with a partner close to their age they always look so much younger. Besides that they look odd together. I could see him with someone like Amanda seyfried looks wise and her with someone more masculine and exotic.
Both are expendable celebrities.
+1
No chemistry at all!!!! I cannot believe they a real couple. They seem to hate each others guts.
Not buying the coupling of this two; unlike Ryan and Sandra Bullock, they looked real.
With Eva? No, just No.
The knives are out……
1. I’ve never been an fan of eva mendes. She always struck me as a rather aloof person.
2. She looks like a Disney villain for sure in the turban.
3. Standing shoulder to shoulder they look like American Gothic. Zero heat. Zero chemistry.
4. (don’t shoot) I don’t think Ryan gosling is hot. Ever.
1. ditto
2. ditto
3. ditto
4. ditto(He was kind of hot in the past, but I don’t feel the Gosdong these days)
I couldn’t care less about him. She can have him. He’s so bland to me.
On to the important stuff: WTH is she wearing? Is she auditioning for the remake of Sunset Boulevard?
What in the name of Joan Crawford hell is she wearing on her head?? It looks completely ridiculous.
They make such a strange couple – so mismatched and zero chemistry.
She would have looked FIERCE here with different hair….that turban ruins it all, makes her look old.
I find all the hatred towards Eva Mendes kind of weird. Like, have there ever been any documented stories of her being a major bitch besides stories in Star magazine and what not? She’s striking (not conventionally beautiful, but gorgeous nonetheless), although super botoxy. I find her more attractive then most of the other actresses because she’s never bland looking… I kind of like that she doesn’t give a fk that the outfit makes her look older. Gosling looks so young, but he’s 31 or 32…Eva’s like in her late 30s…so not that huge of a gap. I agree with Kaiser. Eva will get knocked up with a gos baby before she hits 40, but won’t marry him. Also, she’s one of the few actresses who don’t lie about their age. Know someone who went to college with her briefly at CSUN, although Eva dropped out apparently.
Totally agree with everything you said exept for that:
“. Also, she’s one of the few actresses who don’t lie about their age.”
She is known as a MAJOR liar on that topic, and she has a solid record of lies to prove it, even she has admitted that she has a huge problem with that!
6 years ago she was shamed in France on national TV and live, the host of the show(very famous then in France for being super bitchy: Marc-olivier Fogiel) asked her how old is she answered back 28… he paused had a weird smile everyone felt really uncomfortable and he answered back at her: that’s odd because the little file I am reading right now, right here states 35! she was awfully red and aftera very akward moment she just stated: I know I have a problem with age!
It was a great great shame!
So she is a proven big big liar about age!
ps: and note that 6 years from now she was 35 … so that would make her now 41 and not the official 38 annouced …
I think she looks younger than her age and is really beautiful no matter what people think but she should do a favor to herself she should ditch the botox (she looks better sans!) and she should stop to style herself in a so matronly way it harms her, otherwise she is really gorgeous and shoould way younger if not ‘toxed and styled her age
Of course this takes place at a Starbucks because celebrities save their very worst behavior for Starbucks and restaurants. So this gorgeous A list actress walks into Starbucks and says three words, and three words only. “Non fat latte.” No size, no other instructions. Just those three words. When the barista asks a followup question, the actress puts her finger to her lips in a shhh motion, but says nothing. He tried again, and got the finger again. It was kind of like watching Austin Powers in front of your eyes except she wasn’t actually saying anything. I guess he recognized her because he didn’t ask for her name, not that she would have responded anyway.
She doesn’t utter a sound or make any other noise as she pays for her latte and just ignores any and all questions or comments from the barista.
While she is waiting she positions her body in what well could be described as peacock or flamingo mode. She walked around the entire Starbucks thrusting her chest out and her head back like she owns the place. The three customers in the store started looking for hidden cameras because this was crazy as the actress just kept walking around in circles. It was like she wanted to put her very real beauty on display, but there was no one to display for. The place was practically empty and it’s a very small Starbucks.
When her latte was ready, the server just raised the cup and our actress noticed it on her next pass through the store. She walked up, took the cup and then walked out of the store like she was on a runway.
As she left, one of the customers said “If I was going to do that I would at least make sure my hair didn’t look like a rat’s nest when I did it.””
-CDAN
Possibilities: Charlize Theron? Drew Barrymore? Julia Roberts? Halle Berry? Could Jessica Alba or Eva Mendes be considered A list??
CDAN says it will be revealed next week.
UPDATE: Revealed as Eva Mendes!
From lipstick alley forum:
i know first hand that she’s a vile, nasty bish. my first and most memorable encounter with her was at the wrap party for the movie ‘all about the benjamins’. it was held at a small, intimate, lovely venue in hollywood. everyone there was in a jolly mood…including all the stars of the movie.
anyway, i had one of my homegirls with me. she’s a white cuban. she had just moved out here from florida. she was missing the intense cuban ethnic identity that is just non-existent in cali. she was accustomed to everything around her being cuban.
so i GUESS eva is cuban or half cuban? anyway, my friend was soooo excited to meet her. she wanted to bond with her on the cuban tip. all night i had been watching eva and she looked snarly. i warned my friend. but she didn’t listen.
anyway, eva was walking by and my friend walked up to her and said, “hi ms. mendes. i just want to tell you that i’m very proud of you and the work you do. i’m cuban like you are and i just want to let you know that you’re a great role model and we are all very proud of you.”
and i swear to you eva looked her up and down with a snarl and said, “and…so what do you want me to say to that?”
so everyone just kind of stood there stunned. ice cube was standing near enough to listen and he even had a look on his face like, “DAMN BISH!”
and then she rolled her eyes and flounced away. my friend was embarassed and wanted to die. after that night she hated the bish.
i’ve ran into eva two more times at events…and each time, while i didn’t approach the bish (i have never been a fan with her big teeth)…i could see that she was still just as snarly.
she’s not a happy person. hence her alcoholism probably. i too, question ryan’s judgement.
Ryan is not all sunshine and roses. People put him on such a pedestal. Before he got with Eva, wasn’t he picking up random chicks at bars, taking them home, banging them, and then throwing them out like garbage? He doesn’t seem that nice either. Egotistical jerk, like all the rest.
I used to think Eva was very pretty, but lately she’s been looking overly Botoxed and just plain odd. That turban certainly isn’t helping.
Ryan and Eva don’t look really happy/comfortable together at all.
I would much prefer if Ryan and Rachel got back together! Now they were SOMETHING.
Eva’s all, “Hahaha, let me adjust my Turban of IDGAF.”
I swear this line had me laugh-snorting for like three minutes straight. Never change K. Never change!
As for the couple, I’m starting to not hate them together. But does he ever crack a smile anymore?
I’ve noticed that too. I haven’t seen him smile genuinely in a very long time. He always looks so detached and expressionless now.
it’s like she’s trying to dress as a hipster girl in her twenties to look less out of place next to him. lame.
According to Lainey, things were quite different then we’d guess
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http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24564/Ryan-Gosling-and-Eva-Mendes-PDA-at-TIFF
What is she doing with this looser? He looks like he has a stick up his butt. She is far to fine to be with such a nerd. Can’t wait till it’s over….
Am I the only one seeing areola on her right breast in the third photo down?
yikes! First photo, she looks like his mother… Actually, check it out again as both have odd expressions on their faces. Wonder what was said/asked to cause it?
look at those fake teeth of hers I never noticed!!!
The outfit is seriously unflattering…
and its not only their age! Get over yourself… They are so uncomfortable to look at. She is so “stiff” and possibly a little rusty…