We saw deadbeat dad Levi Johnston and his doe-eyed girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, announce Sunny’s pregnancy in April and describe the circumstances under which it came about. Levi said “There was a time we went to the cabin and forgot the birth control pills and, you know, about a month later we found out we were having a baby.” Well that baby arrived yesterday, a daughter, and as Levi told us in May, the happy couple named her Breeze Beretta, as they intended. Levi even admitted back then that Beretta was in honor of the gun manufacturer. Here’s the news:
Levi Johnston’s new girlfriend just popped … we found out she just gave birth to a healthy baby girl in Wasilla, Alaska … and the kid’s name — Breeze Beretta Johnston.
As we first reported, Levi and his girl Sunny Oglesby did NOT plan the pregnancy — but they’re both down with it now.
Breeze Beretta was born at 5:28 AM at Matsu Regional Hospital. She’s 6 pounds 15 ounces and, at 19 inches, considerably longer than the standard-issue Beretta.
Breeze is Levi’s second child. His ex Bristol Palin gave birth to their son Tripp in 2008.
As I said before, that name sounds like a wine cooler. Refreshing but with a kick. Who names a little girl “Breeze,” that’s ridiculous. We’ve heard that Levi plans to fight for full custody of his son with Bristol Palin, Tripp, now 3, but that was just a rumor and there was never a follow up. Levi owes significant child support to Bristol, has barely visited the boy according to Bristol, and that may have been a hollow threat. Well congratulations to Levi and Sunny. I expect we’ll see the baby soon. I’ve heard Levi needs the money.
Great stripper name.
Poor kid’s gonna have to deal with fart jokes her entire life.
Sounds like a cartoon character’s name.
lol. Also sounds like a stripper or a porn star.
It sounds like a shot that you get at a cheap bar.
“step up and get a breeze beretta!” Terrible name.
SHAKES HEAD
Congratulations I guess but… what is it with people picking their childrens’ names out of a lottery??
The title of this killed me. So dry. LOL
I actually clicked on the article to see if CB was just pulling my leg. Apparently not. Wow.
Ugh. Just…ugh.
I am not.at.all surprised. In fact, given the parents, it’s probably the best choice on their short list.
*hangs head and thinks about the sad world we live in that this a$$-wipe is even considered news.*
ITA. I think public schools need to teach girls how to identify men that would actually make good fathers as part of sex ed. Because this chick failed hard.
What douche. Poor kid.
i dont think Breeze is worse than Apple…but Beretta just reminds me of 90s gansta rap for some reason and that makes me laugh because they are from Alaska.
Having said that, I have people in my life with weird names.
My hippie neighbor named her son Ocean and a guy I went to High School with named his twin sons Miller and Coors. I’m sure they will be hollerin at Miss Breeze Beretta in a decade or so.
Miller & Coors? LOL That is insane but very funny indeed. Any idea of how the kids took it?
And I thought “Walker” and “Texas Ranger” took the cake. 🙂
I once worked with a girl named Windy. People were always calling her Wendy and she’d constantly have to correct them, “No, it’s WINdy, like wind with a Y at the end.”
I actually kind of like the name Breeze, but they could have put a little more thought into her middle name!
Didn’t Matt McConaughy’s brother name his kids something like that?
Just looked it up: Rooster has a son named Miller Lyte!
Reminds me of Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards, “we’re American, honey, our names don’t mean sh*t.”
Wow – that is one couple that does NOT look happy – at least in the pictures shown.
Poor kid – silly name and silly parents – they wont stay together for more than one year (if that) – hope the baby mamma has a good paying job as that deadbeat dad isnt going to pay anything.
Like I said, I feel sad for that innocent kid.
ROTFL Febreeze should sponsor this kid
While i don’t like the name… It could be a lot worse. Apple is weird too. As is Coco Arquette, Pilot Inspektor Lee, Kyd Duchovney, Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin Zappa, Tu Morrow, and Jermajesty Jackson. Breeze seems rather normal in comparison.
Yeah, but none of those kids will have to live real lives like normal people. This jagoff’s kid won’t have any money or special privileges, so she’ll have to work in the real world with that name.
I actually kind of like Breeze…(ducking). But it reminds w/ too many things to tease her, and the gun reference is STUPID. He needs to put a cap on it. When are we going to see these kinds and Bristol on either Maury or Springer? I’ll get my popcorn…..
Sadly, this kid’s goofy name will be the least of her problems. Good luck to her, she will need it!
Does the girlfriend look pissed off to you? Wonder how she likes reality TV because that’s what’s next. Did Levi ever graduate from HS? Does he have a job? Two sons already and an ex-gf who is the most delusional, venal, entitled, bigoted moron since her mother. Well done, Levi. Keep it in your pants next time.
You already know he can’t….
Why do girls even get within a 50ft radius of this guy. His creepy dbag stupidness exudes in every picture, much less interview…and dont get me started on that “music video” he did a while back..sickening. Poor poor little baby girl. Hope this mom has atleast 2 brain cells to rub together, that will be her only hope.
She had unprotected sex with Levi Johnston. I’m not too hopeful about her level of intelligence.
Because he’s irresistibly attractive. Aren’t you pawing at your screen and salivating right now??
Well now.. We have progress in life.. two great minds and a baby that can really help them become .. uh?
It’s not the meek who shall inherit the earth, it’s the stupid.
When I watched it the first time, I thought Idiocracy was the stupidest movie I’d ever seen. Now it’s the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. What if it’s right?
And can this boy not get a job like most people do?
Oh, thank you – exactly what I was thinking. It’s so sad that the majority (I said majority, not all) of people who breed are… how shall I put it nicely… not the sharpest tools in the shed. I hate to say it, I truly do, but I don’t have much hope for the fate of the human race. And these people just about extinguish what little hope I have left.
It is very sad that we keep giving people these attention. We need to stop.
Has he honestly not learned to sheath that sword by now? Sex is for night’s fun but a child is for the rest of your life. People who don’t think about birth control, particularly those who’ve proven they don’t think about it by making the same mistake twice, are idiots.
For this kid, unprotected sex has led him from a life of obscurity to completely implausible stardom from sheer unprecedented dumb luck. So, yeah, I doubt he learned any lessons from that.
“his doe-eyed girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby”
I think you mean “vacant-eyed,” as it is obvious she has nary a brain in that pretty little head of hers.
Gosh, they missed out on Windy Winchester, Drafty Luger, etc. The sheer idiocy, sorry romance, of naming a baby after a gun is overwhelming.
Bahahaha!
This whole thread is hilarious but yours made me laugh the hardest. 😀
Obvs, he picked the middle name. F’loser.
‘refreshing but with a kick’
too funny.