These are some new photos of Jennifer Lopez in New York yesterday. For a brief moment, I actually thought this outfit was a smart two-piece ensemble. But no. It’s a onesie. You know the problem with onesies? Like there’s just ONE problem, I know. Well, one problem I have is that even at their best, a onesie/jumpsuit comes across as a very dated look. At worst, you look really budget and lazy. But there’s also a particular problem with onesies when you’re talking about a “thick” girl, like Jennifer (and like me): our bodies are built for separates. Look what this onesie is doing to Jennifer’s crotch area and thighs! I’m sorry, but Jennifer should not be wearing this, or anything that makes me reference her “crotch”. It’s not even the cut! This is a pretty great cut, actually. It’s just a failure of the onesie concept.
I’m also including some photos below of Casper Smart and J.Lo leaving the Broadway show Evita on 9/11. I really love her leather dress here. Too bad Casper is standing right there. So gross. The gossip surrounding Casper and Jennifer has died down a bit – the tabloids are no longer breathlessly predicting their demise, so that’s something. But! The Enquirer does have a new story about Jennifer secretly wanting to get back with Marc Anthony:
JENNIFER LOPEZ is having second thoughts about divorcing Marc Anthony. The Grammy-nominated pop star has realized that her hunky boy toy Casper Smart is just a rebound romance, and that’s given her doubts about finalizing the end of her eight-year marriage to Anthony, the father of her two children, say sources.
The 43-year-old former “American Idol” judge and salsa king Anthony announced in July 2011 that they were ending their union, and less than four months later, J.Lo was already dating her tattooed 25-year-old backup dancer.
Marc filed for divorce in Los Angeles the following April.
“Jennifer is having huge misgivings about divorcing Marc, especially since it could become final as early as mid-October,” a source close to the singer told The ENQUIRER. “She’s realized that while Casper has been lots of fun to date, he’s way too young and definitely not marriage material.
“She still has feelings for Marc and knows he’s a great father, but she’s embarrassed to ask him if he’d take her back. She’s asked friends to reach out to him to see if there’s any chance he’d consider calling off the divorce.”
The “Monster-in-Law” star desperately misses the family life she shared with her husband and their 4-year-old twins Max and Emme, say insiders. “The hard part is that you never stop believing in love,” Lopez recently told a reporter, “and you never, ever give up.”
But the diva may have to overcome one big roadblock – Marc, 44, has been dating 24-year-old Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima since late last year. Meanwhile, Jennifer’s relationship with Casper seems to be unraveling. In mid-July, a day before her birthday, he was photographed leaving a New York massage parlor.
Concluded the source: “If Marc called off the divorce, Jennifer would be back with him in a second.”
Do I believe this? Eh. I think Jennifer might have some regrets about her last marriage and about Casper Smart in general, but I really don’t think Jennifer wants to get back with Marc. I think she’s over it. What I’m more concerned with is whether she’ll be “over” Casper before he eventually gets around to proposing.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She sure is posing hard.
For the love of all that’s holy, would the onesie’s for adults trend just die already? They look good on no one, ever. Love the black leather dress on her though.
+1
I hear you, sister. I hate it how they draw so much attention to your underpants, too. Impossible to hide whether you’re wearing a thong or briefs in a onesie, and how high up it goes. Look at that lump on Jennifer’s hip where her panties end. Ugh. If these pantsuits make a fit and gorgeous lady look like a lumpy pink smurf, what chance do us mere mortals have?
I actually really like the idea of the onesie/jumpers. However, like here, the cut has to be immaculate. On a less thick girl it would be sensational.
don’t like the blonde hair on her. at all. she looks fab in the leather dress!
Casper is soo gross, he needs to go already
I’m not feeling the onesie, she almost have that camel toe thing going on. On a different note she seems content as she walks hand and hand with her son, oops I mean boyfriend. Get your life girl.
The biggest problem with onesies is when you need to pee.
thats the only prob … thats all i think when i look at that.. as for the crotch. i dont see the problem. ive seem worse without o onie
LMAO ~ I didn’t even have to see it before answering UNFLATTERING.
So sick of her self love.
Jennifer is determine to where those jumpsuits.
No matter how unfortunate they make her look.
Anything that puckers that much while you are standing. Can not be comfortable when you sit.
I quite like it. What I do not like are those sunglasses which are straight out of 2001.
That was jLo’s heyday. She’ll do anything to make us believe it’s still 2001.
I saw an article yesterday and she changed a total of 4 times in one day, it tickles me to see her w/Jasper and it reminds me of how desperate she is…
what does that mean ‘ you never stop believing in love’? did marc not love her? or does she constantly need that honeymoon, in-love, wishy washy stage? i’m not getting that comment. i’m sure marc loved her, but two big egos will not work in any marriage if you are not adult about it.
Because nothing scream sexy like a body-length band aid.
Ahahahaha!!
Are you seven? No? Then no onsies for you!
she can do no wrong in terms of fashion choices in my eyes. I’m shaped very similar to her except nowhere near as fit but I like how everything works with her curves rather than becoming a malnourished wafe like VB and now Katie Holmes to try and make fashion look good.
Maybe dressing to look like a giant sheathed penis is a plan to keep Casper’s attention and keep him out of those “massage parlors”. This onsie wouldn’t be half as bed if it was in a bold color or pattern. Or on a thinner body.
Bwahaha, she just need a dick head hat!
Also ~ I love your name!
She looks very nice and she have a great body .
I would KILL for her body
Not too bad but she needs to lose the bulgy panty lines.
She wears clothes really well and I rarely see her in anything that makes me say “ugh” but that jumpsuit is dangerously close.
why why why WHY!!!