Here is the “poster” for Lifetime’s war crime (that’s not too over-the-top, is it?), Liz & Dick. A suspicious lack of Dick, right? Haha NO NO NO NO. I can’t even describe how offensive this poster is. Mostly because this film is going to be such a trainwreck, I can barely even imagine. Look at those fake-looking jewels. Look at that awful wig. Look at all of the Photoshop on her arms and face. Look at how they made her eyes violet in post-production. God, this is going to be such a mess. It doesn’t premiere until November. Just in time for a Golden Globe nomination! Hahahahaha.
Anyway, would you like to discuss all of the latest developments in Lindsay’s millionth arrest? She was arrested yesterday morning, after allegedly (!) kneecapping an innocent pedestrian with her cracked-out Porsche in NYC. You see, Lindsay was due at a nightclub around 1 a.m., and she’s super-important, so she was flashing her lights at people trying to get them to MOVE out her way, lest she “accidentally” plow into them, I guess. That’s what crackheads call “fair warning”. Here’s what happened since then:
*In TMZ’s first report of the Cracken’s arrest, they stressed the idea that “alcohol was not involved.” But the alleged victim, Manhattan chef Jose Rodriguez, claims that LL was “slurring her words” and “smelled like alcohol real bad” when she hit him.
*Rodriguez also says about the incident, “[I] saw this car come real quick and hit me. I was in so much pain … I fell to the side.” He was treated for torn tendons, and he claims he was given morphine to deal with the pain.
*The NYPD detectives apparently do not believe that alcohol was an issue, although the Police Commissioner admitted that LL did not take a breathalyzer.
*Before Lindsay was cracking knees on the mean streets, she was at a Slash concert, where some random girl who was hanging out with LL claims that the Cracken was NOT drinking. Allegedly, Slash doesn’t allow booze backstage at his concerts because he’s sober. The car crash took place around 40 minutes after the show ended. Enough time to get hammered, honestly.
*Blah, some Real Housewives crap I don’t care about that is somewhat tangential to the Cracken story. Blah.
*STEVE HONIG SPEAKS!!!!!!!!! Dina-In-A-Mustache Honig says: “While some of the facts are still being gathered, it appears that this is much ado about nothing. We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the coming weeks and the claims being made against Lindsay will be proven untrue.” Thank you for weighing in, Steve!
Sooooo… of course nothing is going to happen. That’s obvious. She’ll get away with drinking and driving, she’ll get away with clipping that dude and whoever else she wants to run over. She’ll end up getting away with the “leaving the scene of a crime” charge too, because she’s The Crack Monster and why not? But it will be interesting to see how little the California justice system cares – because this crackhead is still on f—king probation! She’s not supposed to “screw up” at all, ever. But just wait… they still won’t do anything to her.
Photos courtesy of Lifetime, WENN.
Does anyone even care anymore? Just so tired of her and her drama.
I can’t believe I’m defending the cracken but it does seem like this guy was trying for his 15 minutes. How was he running after the car with a torn tendon?
The footage according to TMZ, who heard from a “source”. Let’s not get carried away here. Last time Lindsay hit a pedestrian she accused him of being on probation for insurance fraud via TMZ, and that was a lie.
Exactly what cmc said. Also if he has hospital records to prove it, then what.
Have you ever heard of shock/adrenaline? My ex broke his back in a car wreck and was on his feet when he was removed from the car. I would run on a broken leg to whip LL’s ass if she clipped me, too. And I suspect I’d have to to make sure she didn’t get away…
FWIW, a good friend of mine was visiting once and was in a minor motorcycle accident and banged up his knee. When he went home a few days later it was still kind of sore so he went to get checked out and he’d torn his ACL. He walked around for 3 or 4 days and took a 12 hour international flight without realizing the extent of the injury.
Don’t get me wrong–I certainly think the guy is likely trying to get all the $$$ he can but it’s certainly possible to walk with some serious knee damage.
@Jacq
Exactly. In a very unproud moment I punched a door frame Sunday night. I NEVER react like that to things, but a lot was going on. I managed to call my boyfriend sobbing, talk for ten minutes before looking down at my hand and noticing it was twice the size it should be. It STILL is killing me, but it took a good 10-15 mins before the pain really started kicking in. My wrist is now a giant bruise (possibly a hairline fracture) and sore. At the time I didn’t even realize.
It’s totally possible! My friend broke her leg (the smaller fibula, but still, broke the bone itself) after a fall while out dancing after a few glasses of wine, and she walked around on it for 2 days before actually going to the hospital… didn’t think it was possible to do any real damage from the way she just stumbled backwards, but she did. So this guy could be telling the truth for sure.
I have frequent falls due to one of my illnesses. 10 YRS ago I took one of my mildest falls & thought I might have bruised something and would just mention it on my 2 week checkup. Walked for 2 weeks on it and freaked out my Dr. I was sent to a major Medical University because the bone I tore in two in my foot was a complicated one to get to and would never heal. 2 major operations later and an entire yr in casts I now have a pin going down the entire length of my right foot and can’t even wear heels in my wheel chair when trying to look dressy on occasion as my right food has no bend. My Dr at the University in Ortho Dept is head of Dept and they still use my case as one w/ Med Students regarding the pain scale and threshold. My body was and is so used to pain that I somehow tolerated this injury that would knock most grown strong willed men to their knees. Then as some said shock and adrenaline are a major player in his time of situation. It’s not always a cut and dry case… You would be amazed what we are capable even when we are severely injured.
Wow, Green Eyes – what an ordeal! I was belting down a hill on my bike yesterday in the middle of traffic as the right hand lane was full of parked construction trucks. Didn’t cut my wheels sharply enough when I tried to cut back into the right lane (I was going over street car tracks) and sure enough, bike and I skidded across the road into the right lane. Thankfully not much damage aside from bruising and swelling on right side of my thigh and my foot isn’t flexing well. Even that has loosened up thanks to a hot shower. But yes, the adrenaline flood is ridiculous and yes, I believe people are walking around with serious injuries all the time. If I can still limp, I don’t go to the doc.
When I was a teenager, my mom and I saw an accident where a bicyclist was hit by a car. He got up and was walking around, like he was fine.
He ended up dying later that day, due to a broken neck no one realised he had.
I did an exam on a teenaged girl who had wrestled with her brothers a week before. Complete spiral fracture of her humerus, or upper arm. This break was probably 10 inches long and her bone was completely separated. This happens everyday somewhere.
Ever seen a racehorse break it’s leg and continue to run anyway? Go for Wand, anyone?
OTiff, I really like horses, but I hate the way most racehorses are treated. It’s awful.
Hi, btw! 😀
ok, fine, i get the adrenaline, but how could the victim tell if she was drinking/slurring her words if she never got out of the car and he had to run after it?
@ Erinn: I did the same thing! Only I karate-chopped my own knee out of frustration and got the hairline fracture. This was in 1990 and my wrist jams and I have to crack it constantly. I hope yours heals properly. See a doctor to make sure. I was an idiot and did not.
I only care about michael, dina, and lindsey for 1 reason. If they’re going to be within driving distance of me I want a heads up to stay off the road. Otherwise they’re just all gong to destroy themselves and eachother.
Not by the hair of her chinny chin chins!
I care!
I care a lot! yes she’s F***cked up. BUT, I’m a justice whore, and whenever I see the underdog getting shafted, I wanna fight for them.
And I wanna go head to toe with this Crack-fungus!
I don’t CARE if mr. chef just got a paper cut outta the incident! This is NEW YORK! The cops wear blue! I once got kicked to the curb by some street guy for carrying my umbrella over my eyes in the pouring rain- he was pissed i wasn’t looking out for folks and he shoved me.
New YORK – COME ON! NAIL HER!!! Go Blue! Go Blue! just how long do you think the NY legal system is gonna put up w/ her sh*t?
I can’t believe I’m defending the cracken but it does seem like this guy was trying for his 15 minutes. The footage shows him running after the car, which he wouldn’t have been able to do with torn tendons
I can’t believe I’m defending the cracken but it does seem like this guy was trying for his 15 minutes. The footage shows him running after the car, which he wouldn’t have been able to do with a torn tendon
Meh. With her track record, she’s fair game at this point. The moron should NOT be behind the wheel of ANY car.
I just can’t with that effing chin !!!
What I don’t get is that it seems she can sometimes keep that chin situation under control. For instance, at Lady GaGa’s perfume event that double chin was a lot less substantial than it is a few days later.
I’m guessing she takes less of whatever she’s doing when she has public events then goes off the rails.
She’s not fat… it has to come from some sort of substance abuse.
It’s sad that she’s ruined her looks. Even if you’ve hated her actions the past few years, you have to admit she was really photogenic.
Agreed. I always thought she was very pretty, back in her heyday as a redhead with freckles & an awesome figure. But that’s long gone now… Don’t know if she could ever truly get it back, even if she got sober.
LL is a fat, think person. No muscle at all. It all just droops and sags.
Maybe she needs the Neckline Slimmer.
I’m wondering if she had work done on her face– okay, not “if” but “what” she had done, and now the skin is pulling in a strange direction which causes the fat to gather and sit under her chin? Don’t know technical terms here, but everything looks too tight (cheeks, lips) and maybe the excess just droops and swings at the spot of least resistance?
I have heard that when there is looseness like that around the face, you can put cellulite cream on it to firm it, however it only last for a few hours. Maybe that is why she looks alright at some events but like Slimer at others
It’s probably been said 29 times by now but I think her chins come and go via face bloat. Her face just looks so bloated.
I can’t believe I’m defending the cracken but it does seem like this guy was trying for his 15 minutes.
YEAH, WE GET IT! Lol…
ha ha, I was about to say the same thing.. And even if the guy is trying to get his 15 minutes-so what?, it isn’t like Lilo hasn’t been mooching off folks for years.
I wanna know what insurance company is dumb enough to insure her to drive? I mean dang she crashes more than a dummy..
Hahaha no kidding!
Sorry! I don’t know why my post showed up so many times 🙂 I was trying to send it on the metro this morning and it wouldn’t go through and then this
Katy- I post on a phone and have learned to just ignore the message that publication has failed. I copy the text into a mail message just in case, but generally the post appears when I refresh the page. If not, I wander elsewhere for a while and then check again before reposting.
Can’t we just put her and Bynes in front of a brick wall and let them run into that until they pass out?
When ISN’T she slurring her words and smelling of alcohol (and God knows what else!)?
Another day another Lindsay drama and once again she get’s away with it. Same old,same old.
+1
I do want to see what evidence comes from this, and yeah…I do mean proof.
Lindsey Lohan is dangerous, to herself and others, that being said I still want to hear how much of this is true.
I’ve seen (and known) too many people who’ll claim neck injuries and back spasms if someone so much as taps them. I’m not making excuses for Lohan, but the reality is we’ve got plenty of people with ‘suits’ and ‘cases’ looking for easy insurance money.
If it turns out she really did hurt the guy, then ugh…of course she won’t face any consequence because the legal system is utter bs once you have a TINY amount of fame.
You know what? It doesn’t matter if she hurt the guy. She wasn’t arrested for hurting a guy. She was arrested for LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT. If there is an accident, and the people involved are hurt or think they are hurt or say they are hurt, you must stay there until police arrive…you’ve heard about this, right? Even if the guy was only shaken up, you wait for the police, because THAT IS THE LAW.
Excellent point, Boo
Calm yourself Boo. I didn’t say anything about whether the arrest was justified, which it was. I said I don’t fully believe this guy is hurting and is likely just looking for some extra money. That was pretty clear to read, not sure why you bugged.
I actually doubt Lindsay was drinking. The victim said that she obviously smelled like alcohol and slurring words. If that was true why didn’t the police do or say anything about it? I do believe Lindsay hit the guy and left but I think the victim is lying about some things for the attention and money.
You’re right probably
Agreed. They say this guy didn’t have any visible injuries but he’s claiming the hospital gave him MORPHINE?
Um, I don’t know about hospitals in NYC but in Boston, you have to be pretty effed up to get something like Morphine, too many people fake injury to get painkillers so hospitals are extra-cautious out here.
That being said, The Cracken still sucks at life and shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car. EVER.
That’s not true. Yes there are A LOT of people that come into the ER show signs of drug seeking behavior. They go there because it works. If you go in with semi-credible story they will give you something, unless you have a long history with that ER. One reasonable, monitored dose of medical opiates is fairly low risk. If a doctor has become so jaded that they see everyone as a drug seeker and are willing to take the risk that a truly suffering patient won’t get treatment (instead of the standard mindset of suffering patients will always get treatment and relief but a few get a dose they don’t medically need (which probably won’t get them high anyway due to tolerance) ) they should get out of the ER. They will make more money anyway and won’t have to be show so much judgement and disdain for their patients.
They are careful about who the hand out prescriptions to but usually in the ER, where you are monitered and can’t mix them, misuse them, or OD, they err on the side of believing the patient unless the are obvious reasons not to.
The victim blaming here is appalling. What he was given and why he was given it is between him and his doctor. Morphine is far from the strongest thing out there and not what “drug seekers” coming angling to get.
First of all-chill.
Secondly, Morphine is what they give Cancer patients when they’re dying-it’s pretty serious sh*t.
Thirdly, please stop with the naive “blaming the victim card”. Nobody’s blaming the victim, simply saying that the circumstances are sketch, that’s all. It’s called OBJECTIVITY-try it out, you might like it.
We all agree Lindsay is awful, doesn’t mean this guy isn’t trying to get a piece though. Hell, I might if I were him, more to screw over Le Cracken than to get my 15 min.
PS The irony of your screen name isn’t lost on me (even spelled with an ‘a’! HA!).
Seriously chill! What TheOriginalKitten said IS generally true-though I’m from a nearby town so maybe that’s it. After a car acciddent, my fiance was injured and he got 800mg IBUPROFIN for petes sake. My mother is a nurse practioner and has said how strict they have to be. of course some doctors give in, especially with a celeb.
I agree. If she was really slurring, etc., the cops would have surely noticed. So I’ll give her a pass on that. However, she should not have left the scene to begin with. She either honestly didn’t know she hit the guy, which I guess is possible, or she just didn’t care, which is a lot more possible. Or the dude is exaggerating, which also seems likely to be the case. Given her history, I do think she’s an easy mark to throw things at to see what sticks, but she also always blames other people, so it’s hard to know what really happened. I will say that years ago a car driving through a mall parking lot accidentally hit me. I was fine and didn’t need the police or a hospital, etc., it just kind of scared me is all. And I’m sure that car was driving at least 10 miles an hour – way faster than she was probably driving since she was trying to park.
There wouldn’t have been a point. Remember when January Jones left and returned drunk and told the police she had a couple drinks to calm her nerves? I don’t think they could have proven she was drunk while she was driving.
Same as when she crashed into that truck on the 101 during filming – she refused to go the hospital in an ambulance, thus rendering any blood tests done on her moot, because she could have stopped to have a drink or taken something to “calm her nerves” on the way to the hospital after the accident. Hence, the SUV that took her there instead.
Remember?
Plus, the cops waited for her to exit the hotel/bar for over an hour after this hit & run. Same thing applies.
In my part of the universe morphine is only given to patients in extreme pain or those who are dying. They would literally give a host of other meds before giving out morphine.
She definitely looks like a Lifetime movie version of Elizabeth Taylor. That is not a compliment.
Next up on Lifetime…..
The true story of Grace Kelly starring Amanda Bynes.
LOL
Yeah, I’d like to see some non-TMZ evidence since Harvey seems to be Dina’s mouthpiece. And WTF is up with NYPD that they don’t do blood and urine testing when they book a suspect? And yes, trace amounts show up even 2 hours later.
You always find her “best-looking” pics
Her own contradictory, cracked-out statements already confirm that she lied when she said she didn’t even realize she had hit someone. So regardless of the extent of his injuries, she fled the scene.
Now let’s all have a cracktini, and indulge in a little fantasizing about a world where the NY justice system actually did something about it.
Hear, hear! Pass one of those cracktinis my way. Ironic that whenever I read about Lindsay skating off homefree, *I* am the one who needs a drink.
Aren’t we all, Hakura; aren’t we all. Pass me a cracktini too, please. Or a crackmosa, whatever. 🙂
@TOBellaluna – *Sends one your way while ordering another* Most of the time, it’s completely fun to gossip about what idiots celebrities are.
Then you get to stories regarding either the Kardashians, or the Lohans.. & suddenly it becomes more frustrating than fun… Watching our legal system royally FAIL to reign monsters like Lindsay back in when any of us would’ve found our asses in jail a loong-damn time ago.
Does ‘stuffed to the gills with blow’ count as sober? If so, I think she was totally sober.
I don’t even know where to start with that poster, so I choose to omit it from my reality.
I would say this guy seems sketchy since you would *think* if she was slurring her words the cops would have administered a breathalyser. However, this is her pattern: commit crime, shift blame, attempt to take credibility from the victim. She came from a concert then went to a club and didn’t have a drink? Drugs, perhaps? Slash really let this trainwreck backstage? She couldn’t have had a drink before she went backstage?
I thought he said she didn’t get out of her car, a friend did. Ugh, forget it. Logic never applies to Lohan situations.
Well did he encounter her when she ‘returned?’ Wasn’t it an hour or two later? If it was alcohol related, she could have slightly sobered up and I think you can turn down a breath test. Strange (or not…) about the police since the NYPD are so quick to make judgements about harmless activists based on nothing and will arrest them unprovoked. But they quickly deny alcohol here without a breath test? I really don’t know and don’t want to condemn her if she wasn’t drinking. But she sounds like someone who should just not drive! Too impatient or something. And, as someone pointed out yesterday, why was she DRIVING in Manhattan??
Maybe she just wanted to show off her fancy car? & I agree with you that she seems way too impatient, & probably does reckless things when her frustration hits the top.
I definitely agree with both of you. If she has enough money for these fancy cars she can get a driver. I don’t know why she wouldn’t love that, she would look like a huge star and can sit in the backseat and pretend she’s Marilyn or Liz or Grace Kelly or something delusional.
I’m always inclined to trust the victim in Lohan cases. There are just too many deny, blame, repeat cases. Everyone isn’t out to make a quick buck off someone who is allegedly close to broke.
I agree Mava! The Chef may or may not be injured, but I’d believe him before I’d believe that pathological liar.
Btw, we all know what goes on at clubs at 1 am. They’re not holding a prayer circle and singing, “Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore”. More like bottle service and an 8-ball of coke!
What *I* am horribly shocked about in this story is the fact that NYPD arrested someone for a vehicular altercation (allegedly hitting someone, then leaving the scene, for God’ sake), & yet they didn’t administer a breathalyzer?
That’s entirely against protocol, & they should be sanctioned for it. It’s never going to happen, but still.
That said, this guy is pretty shady. If he was in so much pain after the ‘bump’ to his knee… How on Earth did he manage to ‘sprint after her?
What an insult to Elizabeth Taylor. And ha ha, Dina said she doesn’t get as many tickets in NY.
I was thinking that exact same thing. And if it wasn’t drink related then certainly (well most probably) drug related.
I really am beginning to think the story of her having someone high up on the political (??) chain to blackmail, could really be true.
Its not just that she’s tefelon-lindsey at this point, its other things being overlooked like not being breathalyzed, like commiting multiple crimes and walking – even for a celebrity its hella suspicious.
Hakura, I posted this above:
Same as when she crashed into that truck on the 101 during filming – she refused to go the hospital in an ambulance, thus rendering any blood tests done on her moot, because she could have stopped to have a drink or taken something to “calm her nerves” on the way to the hospital after the accident. Hence, the SUV that took her there instead.
Remember?
Plus, the cops waited for her to exit the hotel/bar for over an hour after this hit & run. Same thing applies.
Ahh, I see now. She actually managed to ‘benefit‘ from her leaving the scene, because like you pointed out, any alcohol in the results could be attributed to her hour doing God knows what in the nightclub.
So even if she came back out intoxicated, they had nothing to tell them whether or not she had been intoxicated when the accident happened.
So they can’t bust her legally for that aspect. I still don’t understand why the police didn’t go into the club & arrest her.
She really is Teflon… Nothing ever sticks… I wonder who…(from our legal system) …is going to take responsibility when that inevitable day comes that she either severely injures or kills someone (or herself)?
Tmz has a story that says a hotel security camera caught the incident…. And it shows she was driving very slowly and barely brushed his pant leg…. Still have to ask why didn’t she just stop and let him finish crossing? You would think someone with her history would want to avoid anymore negative attention….
“Much ado about nothing..” BOY…you hit the nail on the head, Mr. Honig…that describes your “client” perfectly!!!
I really want to say something clever about that poster, but it’s just so pathetic, it can’t even inspire snark…
The jewels look wretched and the things face used every tool in photoshop .
I don’t find it completely awful, movie posters are always hideous
Sexy paparazzi ?
Why is there so much conflicting info? TMZ is saying that LL barely brushed the man. But his visit to the hospital seems to support his version. I mean, if he has torn tendons (which can be pretty serious), then he did get actually injured. Is LL gonna claim that she barely brushed him and then he went and got injured elsewhere? Seems like a stretch.
I’m sure anyone can have a friend injure them for a huge payday. It happends all the time, she has a huge target on her. Knowing this why doesn’t she hire someone to drive?
I don’t give a sh*t. I have to change the cat litter box.
HAHAHA! You’re a good cat parent!
Actually, the Real Housewives tangentially related to this story ispartially t interesting. The car was registered to a Real Housewife becausea DMV release had not been filed post sale and that does qualify as blah, blah. BUT, the new owner is the artist of Chateau M stay in my room fame. According to someone she’s allowed to use his Porsche whenever she’s in NYC. And she was going to Vikram’s hotel.
Apologies for tablet typing typos.
Hannah, thanks for pointing that out. I didn’t click on the link above until after I read your comment tonight! I had no idea Domingo was The Chateau benefactor/john. I thought it was good ole Uncle Terry.
Apparently, Domingo leave a set of car keys for The Cracken whenever she comes to NYC. SCARY! *shudders*
HOW DOES THIS WOMAN STILL HAVE CAR INSURANCE?
As long as you have a legal license (at least in my state) and can afford it you can get insurance. The premium however with her driving record should be astronomical. Surprised she is paying for that … Or she may trade services for that as well, as I don’t see how she can financially afford the things she does on her budget Hollywood paychecks. She spends em before she gets them..
If as reported it is not her car then she doesn’t have to carry the insurance, the car owner does. That being said, what idiot car owner would allow her to drive his/her car with her track record?
This case is more of the same.
If I was Hermes though, I would have her legs broken for giving a Birkin the the most down-market image ever.
Why is her face so crooked on that poster? Her left eye is lower than her right eye and her nose is all wonky. Well I know why her nose is wonky, but she’s all crooked! (Cockeyed) pun intended.
Probably because they had to budget-photoshop the hell out of her face to make it look even half presentable.
Basically, they had to create a whole new face on top of Lindsay’s.
What I find is the irony in how she complains about Amanda Bynes not getting in trouble, but in my opinion neither has she. Boo hoo she has a record and a PO but in the real world if someone did all the sh*t she’s done they would do hard time. Like prison…something little Lilo would never have to know about bc she’s “famous”.
I heard on the radio this morning while driving into work that there is a warrant out for Lindsay’s arrest/she’s due in court again this week!!! Is this true?! Apparently she tested positive for both coke and amphetamines, which is something she cannot do while on probation.
Has anyone else heard this? Truth or rumour?
Its everywhere why arent we talking about this?! They re bringing back the scram bracelet!
When did they test her? I know they didn’t do a breathalyzer, & she was released relatively quickly after being arrested. I didn’t realize they had tested her for drugs.
It would be wonderful if this would actually stick instead of sliding off like everything else usually does..
Gawd that poster is awful. She doesn’t look like Liz Taylor at all. That jewerly looks like a cheap knock off. What a mess.
Photoshop artists surely worked overtime
They were obviously budget Photoshop artists… But such is to be expected from a ‘made for TV’ movie. Hell, *I* could’ve done a better job than that.
CALLED IT! I figured they’d release that mess in November (for sweeps) instead of September, and oh lookie here at the release date on that tragic poster (that she probably thinks is describing HER): November.
I love how the poster seems to talk about her: controversial affair, tabloid, star child, paparazzi… Her name is even brighter/larger than Liz! But come on, we all want to see that trainwreck of a movie, don’t lie.
I keep wondering when the Cracken’s luck is going to run out. At some point, all of her lying, partying, blaming and dodging is going to catch up with her and it will be ugly.
Serveral things to address….
The poster ..What happened to selling the movie Liz and Dick …Now its selling Lindsay…so sick……
Too the poster who is asking about her chins…how can her chins go from double in the morning to tight as a tick in the afternoon……???
Easy ….lift bands hollywood best keep not so secret used by eveybody who has sagging skin….attached behind the ears in the hair line you can pull those double chins as tight as you want…You can actually see the outline of one if you zoom in on that photo of her hugging Paris the smll grey disk shape behind her ear…also why her cheeks are so high and tight and the skin is stretching upward….
She probably walk from this one also which is a dam shame cause it looks like shes going have to hurt or kill someone before she is stopped if she doesn’t kill herself first…
I see auras the field of light that surrounds people and her aura is almost black which is the worst kind of one you can have and still be alive..show pure evil and darkness…and death..
i always find myself agreeing with your comments, hillbilly.
Hillbilly,
If the Cracken’s aura is almost black, what about White Oprah & Michael Lohan’s auras?
Someone asked me what auras Micheal and Dina have….
Dina is a mass of murky dark greyish greenish color with flashes of dark red…which show a very disturbed person who needs help…
But Micheal’s will sweetie thats what scares the hell out of me……He doesn’t have one…which tells me whatever soul or innercore he has is gone…He sold it to the devil a long time ago…..shuddering !!!!
I was driving down the street the other day and glanced over at the car next to me a a stop light and got the poochies scared out of me….all I could see for a minute was a mass of ralthing churning blacks and greys and flashing of red and greens aroung the man…I jerked back in fright …Well that evening on the 6:00 news their was a big story from the police looking for a man driving that same type and color car…He was wanted as a suspect in the shooting deaths of his wife, her mother and his two sons in Virginia….I have not doubt in my mined I had seen the murderer…don’t know if he’s been caught yet..
Isn’t she DListed yet?
She makes me homicid*l!
Due to the highly addictive nature of morphine, only SEVERE trauma cases are prescribed morphine. It is typically used for people that have terminal dieseases with severe pain not a torn tendon. I highly doubt this dude got morphine.
LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE! GET A LIFE!
Ah – no. She needs to leave US alone, DINA. Tell your daughter to stop driving and putting everybody else at risk. She’s a public nuisance.
And you need to clean yourself up while you’re at it.
+5 (one for me, and one for each of your children, you hose-beast from hell)
If I DVR this and watch it later will that contribute to her crackie Nielsen ratings, which in turn may lead to more crackie “jobs”, then more celebitchy articles to make us laugh and shudder? I love reading about her crack exploits, but want very badly for her to disappear into obscurity (jail) or retreat to a sugar daddy’s remote compound for a very long time. I’m so conflicted.
dunno.. but i’m not going to be watching that crash in november.. i’ll wait until the zillion reruns start… and myabe not even then.. someone will probably throw the worst (and therefore funniest) parts online somewhere.
And besides… did Lifetime ever pay the lady who owned Taylor’s trailer? Because Lifetime shouldn’t be making any money from this trainwreck at all… and they should lose money until they pay that lady!
dailymail has pics of blohan toting the little son of the car owneraround. PR 101 I guess… “i can’t be a bad person.. see this cute kid in my arms?”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2206458/Lindsay-Lohan-tries-hand-babysitting-friends-young-son-emerges-following-arrest.html
You mean the “See my Lover , trusts me enough to hold his kid , I not a bad person see..” …
Coming later today ..Zapata ex-wife files for emergency protective order for the children against her ex citeing he is endangering the children by having them around a felon…..Judge grants her full custody and only superized visit and Lindsay can not be present.or anywhere near the children…