Earlier this week, Hollywood Life and Media Takeout were all up in Beyonce’s womb, claiming that Beyonce had gotten knocked up again (cough) less than nine months after giving birth (cough) to Blue Ivy. Sorry, I think I’m coming down with something! I have a lot of phlegm. Bey’s rep even played into the rumors, wittingly or unwittingly, by refusing to outright confirm or deny. Hollywood Life even doubled-down on their Bey Bump Watch by continuing to run follow-up stories on Bey’s “second pregnancy” like it was a done deal. Meanwhile, Beyonce’s mother Tina told Access Hollywood, “It’s gonna happen when it’s time, but not right now.” And now Jay-Z is saying a definitive NO.
Blue Ivy isn’t becoming a big sister anytime soon. Despite a flush of rumors claiming Beyoncé was pregnant, Jay-Z exclusively told E! News he and his wife are not expecting their second child just yet.
“Are you having another baby?” we asked Hov Wednesday night at the NBA 2K13 release at the 40/40 Club in NYC.
“Tonight?” Jay-Z quipped. “No.”
“What about in nine months?” we prodded.
“Not in nine months,” Jay said. “Absolutely not.”
But before then? What about in seven or eight months?
“No,” Jay said. “Not in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight or nine months.”
Hear that, rumormongers? Definitely no baby on board for Hov and Bey.
So sad. It would have been fun to spend the next four months analyzing Beyonce’s magical reappearing and disappearing bump. I say “four months” because that’s how long the pillowy bump speculation lasted in between Beyonce’s bump debut at the 2011 VMAs and Blue Ivy’s birth. It was four months of magic. It was four months of “OMG, she’s EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT RIGHT NOW?!” It was four months of bumps that collapsed when she sat down. It was epic. Maybe we’re not ready to do it all over again. We need to learn how to stretch out the magic. I’ll be ready for a kickass, pillowy, magical 2013.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Beyonce’s Tumblr.
Bwahahaha….guess we’ll have to wait a while for Purple Fern’s arrival.
Lol!
Hee hee! ☻
OMG that was BRILLIANT!!
King of the column for that comment!
Aww, bummer!
MTO is run by idiots,three weeks ago they were complaining about Bey drinking on yacht while holding Blue.Now she has baby bump .She is prepping to film remake of A Star is Born directed by Eastwood .BTW they have never stated they wanted more kids,to my knowledge.
I wouldnt believe anything posted on MTO’s website because 99 % of the time they are wrong and that’s how they roll.
I’m not buying that she faked her pregnancy. BTW she hasn’t had any good songs since 2009.
Beyonce is so pretty without make up!
Are we really still on this fake Pregnancy thing? Really she got pregnant in April that means she was 4 1/2 months at the VMAs and 37 weeks when she had the baby. Prosthetic bellies don’t fold they are SOLID! They are made to resemble actual Pregnant stomachs so they can never fold. Pregnant stomachs look different in different articles of clothing depending in how tight or how loose they are. Why are you hammering on 4 months is it meant to be 9 months are you one of those really stupid people who think she got pregnant on that VMA night? I really don’t get it. While I think she might have over exaggerated her weight loss figures after she had the baby she didn’t fake that Pregnancy she was FAT in February she had gigantic thighs, she had cankles she even had fat in her neck at her Revel concerts she had folds and a big belly and cellulite everywhere even when they went to saint barths for holiday she had a big stomach. Sorry for this long rant I’m just really tired of this fake pregnancy thing
+ 1. Pregnancy is different for everyone I am currently 8 months along and only started showing 3 weeks ago. My friend is 5 months along and popped at 4 months. No one believes I’m due before her and it’s annoying that everyone is still hung up what they think pregnancy should look like. I do think Beyonce was pregnant and even if I am wrong isn’t it time to move on from this story?? All that matters at the end of the day is Beyonce and Jay-z clearly love their daughter.
She could well have been pregnant, who really knows? I personlly don’t care about fat rolls or cankles or other pregnancy proof. I think it’s more telling that it would have been such a huge gigantic con to pull off that I doubt the pillow pregnancy is true.
It’s just that the pillowy rumors are fun to play with on a gossip site. And the four months that CB is referring to are from the big reveal to the birth.
I think she really was pregnant, remember those pictures in Croatia:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2034897/Beyonce-pregnant-Singer-shows-baby-bump-holiday-Jay-Z-Croatia.html
But then she had a miscarriage, and they prob used a surrogate or adopted.
Pillowgate happened, because marketing-wise a natural baby is a lot more worth(they trademarked Blue Ivi´s name).
A miscarriage would have made her more relatable and garnered her more emphaty.They made $78 millon last year ,they could afford a fake bump that doesnt fold.She had the baby and she is 31.Next
I don’t honestly give a crap, I just think both of them have too big egos and too little talent.
Again …. all you people annoyed with the fake pregnancy rumors….. YOU HAVE NO REAL PROOF SHE DID GIVE BIRTH !!!!!! Stop fighting so hard for someone who does not know you exist….. There is mounting evidence that the lady used a surrogate….
Stop taking it so personal… people built like beyonce usually show in the hips and butt … especially black women and especially if you are carry a girl… Girl’s for black women usually blow you up… NOT ALWAYS but with Beyonce’s build more than likely…. I highly doubt she is the exception to the rule… And she swore she gained 60 pounds…. BULL!!!!!!! Either way WHO CARES…. People are allowed to have their thoughts on it… so no need to get upset
So your mad that ppl are defending her, yet you rant to trash her? Go get help. It’s not that serious. Oh yea, why not give her the benefit of the doubt that she had that baby too. Smh idiots
I always find it super transparent when celebrities bundle up the babies manger- style so people pay LESS attention to their little bundles of sanctimony. They practically put the kids of billboards with giant red arrows saying ‘loooook’, then act as if they’ve been violated for it. I don’t know, it’s just so obnoxious to me to think that it’s not enough to be adored, or whatever, they have to condescend to people on top of it. Not very convincing orchestration, but a bit sleazy if you ask me because it’s all pre-planned. There are scads of babies in the world, don’t contrive to make yourself look like a victim because the hoi polloi can’t get through an hour without the baby bump–bump of something, I guess–because we all know that it’s their need being satisfied. I guess we should leave orchestral genius with Maurice Ravel because this tomfoolery is asinine.