These are photos of MY FAVE COUPLE EVER, Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne. They made an appearance together (with Liz’s son Damian) at Selfridges on behalf of Estee Lauder’s Breast Cancer awareness campaign. I will admit it, Shane’s face and his general expression in several of these photos made me laugh out loud. I love them so much! They’re so trashy and wonderful. And I believe that they are truly in love too. No dude would get this kind of makeover unless it was true love. And Liz was finally able to give a dude a makeover to turn him into her perfect mirror-image companion, her own living Ken Doll. But Liz is still in denial as to what Shane did for LOVE. She will not admit that Shane got extensive work, and Shane has been consistently in denial about it too. But that was last year! What delusions do we have this year?
Elizabeth Hurley insists she isn’t responsible for Shane Warne’s makeover. The 47-year-old actress won’t take credit for her fiancé’s polished new image and says he slimmed down of his own accord. She is also adamant the Australian cricketer hasn’t had any cosmetic surgery to improve his looks and is completely ‘au naturel’.
Speaking on Lorraine on Monday morning, Elizabeth admitted: ‘I love him looking like that, I think he looks beautiful. He retired from international cricket before I met him and I think even when I met him two years ago he was still much bigger because he’d still been training. Even though he still does a little bit of cricket he doesn’t do as much. But as far as being slimmer, I have to say it’s entirely him.’
‘He’s never had any surgery and is not on a diet and he doesn’t wear make-up – look at those eyelashes, they’re very curly. For the record, he is au naturel. No assistance, especially not from me.’
The Gossip Girl star also revealed she was shocked to see the recent photographs of Lady Gaga wearing her iconic Versace gold safety pin dress that propelled her into the spotlight at a Four Weddings and a Funeral premiere, which she attended with ex-lover Hugh Grant, in 2004. Liz insists the pop superstar did the dress justice and she thought Gaga looked incredible.
She gushed: ‘I thought she looked fantastic in it. Really gorgeous. It was a real surprise, somebody actually tweeted it to me, “Have a look at this!” I thought, “Good heavens!” I had missed the news for a few days because I was in America. I thought she looked gorgeous. I know it went to some Gianni Versace museum and was snatched away from me 18 years ago but I have a feeling it was exactly the same one.’
I love Liz. So much greatness! “He’s never had any surgery and is not on a diet and he doesn’t wear make-up – look at those eyelashes, they’re very curly. For the record, he is au naturel.” It’s one thing to say that he’s had “no surgery”. It’s quite another to say that he’s “au naturel”. “No surgery” could mean “Botox, fillers, non-surgical augmentation”. But even then… I don’t believe THAT. He had a facelift. He had some kind of brow lift. He’s Botoxy too. AND HE WEARS MAKEUP. And of course Liz thinks he looks “beautiful” – she has remade him into the boy-version of herself.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Uh huh. He just turned into a wax figure all by nature’s doing. Riiiiight Liz.
Lol. It’s so true. It’s like these celebs forget that there are pictures from the past. He looks so creepy/waxy now.
lols exactly he is just ageing and is looking more and more like a wax figure but that’s just ageing, of courseeee Liz , she is prettier when she smiles reminds me of her hey days
She has aged really well. If it’s natural I want her genes, if not, I want the name of her plastic surgeon for the future 🙂
I think, much like Brinkley, she has a REALLY good surgeon.
It makes plastic surgery seem helpful/hopeful, instead of scary/depressing, right?
Unless you’re not rich, of course. As someone who can’t afford any of it, I kind of like thinking that it makes people look bad.
Why are most of these surgeons so bad? She and Brinkley look very well preserved like Joan Collins in Dynasty (my child hood idol). The others all look so silly. I thought it was because they started too young. Madonna in her late 30s comes to mind. Is it possible Hurley just started or is Madonna’s money not enough? That is a sad thought.
Aaaawwww! She went and gave him GAY FACE! Why????
Disclaimer: I’m a gay man and this comment does not offend me. 🙂
Everytime I hear something that’s a lie I hear Marina and the Diamonds singing “Li-i-ies” in my mind. It’s becoming a problem.
They sort of look related…
They are both made by Mattel Toys!
LOL! Mattel used the same doll mold huh? 😉
ahahahaha! Best comment ever! ^^
HAHHA!! 🙂
I love how he’s trying to hold the kid’s hand and the kid is all like “No.”
Ha Ha! I noticed that, too. And then there’s the fist sticking up for the hand being held!
He looks like a Ken Barbie doll.
His lips are the exact same colour of (the rest of) his face!!!
Hurley has aged really well indeed.
he found his perfect nude lipstick ! lol !
Eve, and notice his eyelids are the EXACT SAME SHADE as hers!
She’s certainly lucky. I’ve never found my exact eyelid matching mate. 🙁
There’s an app to help you find that now.
j.eyre – 😀 You just made me choke on my breakfast!
I have naturally darker eyelids. I can either match eyelids or lip color but not both. I will never find my ideal mate. 🙁
I read these right as I was taking a drink of my tea 😀
They certainly are an entertaining couple… just not in the way they think they are.
Jeeze, he looks even more andro space alien than Benedict Cumberbatch, and that’s sayin somethin. His hair is just really wrong.
And this is the first time I’ve ever seen her where she’s not wearing her same-old white outfit with her boobs all taped down. It’s refreshing.
His hair is…disturbing. And it looks like his forehead/brow-lift has settled nicely. Last year, he looked perpetually shocked!
Thank God I’m not the only one who immediately thought Cumberbatch.
I’ve always thought Cumberbatch looked like the victim of bad plastic surgery.
At least his lips aren’t so weirdly bloated and shiny anymore.
He does look a lot better than last year. Last year he made Cumberbatch look almost human. Now they are even.
Hahaha!
I get a weird vibe from this guy…
@ BreeinSEA
I’m with you there honey. Creepy AND weird vibes
Did she say that with a straight face? Though I suppose with enough botox you can say anything with a straight face.
LOL!
The David-from-Prometheus look is in?
I laughed out loud when I saw the interview this morning, yeah right he’s “au natural”
They both scream “au naturel”, don’t you think?
His charbroiled plastic chicken face is one of those “it’s so wrong, it’s right” situations. They give me so much joy.
Agreed!
I love the fact that in these photos, his teeth are so much whiter than his shirt…usually stuff like this is annoying, yet he seems so sincere. Can’t help but love the photos of these two together, totally hilarious. Human folly at its finest.
well… he let that teeth whitener way too long à la Ross!
That haircut looks just wrong on him. It doesn’t go with the oblong shape of his head. Either squoosh your head and make it rounder, or get a haircut.
Shane’s never had any surgery and he doesn’t wear make-up. Sure. He wears Liz Hurley instead, other names for surgery and make-up. What has become of the once rotund beer-drinking Aussie spin wizard? I can’t stop laughing at how he looks. I just don’t see the cricketer in him anymore. It’s like he’s always been like this.
That’s Jackson Warne, not Damian.
I admit to really liking Shurley as a couple. It’s so obvious that they’re hot & heavy for each other and he’s really trying to keep up with her.
The fact that Warnie cheated for so long on his lovely normal beautiful wife Simone and now he has scored high maintenance Liz shows how superficial he really is. Google his past photos as a beefy cricketer to see what he used to look like.
If he hasn’t had plastic surgery, then he is a shape shifter. That’s the only other option.
“Shape shifter”…LMAO!
This thread is killing me!
+1
She’s not re-making him in her image – look at his eyes: she’s re-making him in the image of Benedict Cumberbatch… as all men should be.
But there can only be one true Cumberbatch!
You may be on to the next great thriller “The Cumberbatch Clones”, starring Liz Hurley as a maniacal puppeteer.
Great – and since your first line *had* to go there: the clones will kill eachother off Highlander-style.
We are brilliant.
You people HAVE to quit being funny while I’m trying to drink stuff
Does she think we’re blind or something?
Obviously Liz is his beard. No way is that guy straight .
Actually he is notorious for cheating scandals and sexting debacles with other women. Google him pre-Elizabeth (I think actually he may have cheated on her too in the early days) and many, many stories will come up
I’m glad his ex-wife has moved on
Warne is most definitely not gay. Until Liz he was also not remotely metro either, he was a total bogan dag. He is also an utter moron which surprises me most about this pairing. She has always previously dated smart men, Warne has an IQ only slightly higher than room temperature. Some might argue she was done wrong by them so looked in another direction but this is a guy who repeatedly humiliated his wife and mother of his children by being completely obvious about his skeevy behaviour with (and toward) other women.
Funny how Shane and Liz are so perfectly presented but the kid’s jacket and pants are a tad too short.
Yes, but this is Liz’s world. He’s not a kid. He’s an accessory.
She was too busy spackling Shane to notice the growth spurt.
She knows we can see his face right? And have been able to see his face for the last 20 years.
They always say no surgery. They leave out the skin peels, Fraxel lasers, botox, fillers, on and on. Rolls eyes.
The man has had at least two nosejobs; it’s obvious. Remember that Demi Moore and Kim Kardashian also deny their surgery. Laughable!! 😀
Little Damian is growing up into a really good looking young man. It’ll be interesting to see what he looks like in 10-15 years.
She is stunning, but WTF with his face? She really thinks people will believe he hasn’t had work done by a drunken surgeon? Human don’t look like that without some help from a scalpel. He’s just freaky looking.
…So what’s wrong with his face, then?
That’s not Liz Hurley’s son in the photo. That’s Shane’s son, Jackson.
Really? The story says it’s Damien. Well, whoever he is, he’s a nice looking kid.
Yeah and I never lied about how many men I slept with or on my resume….truth for all.
If he’s not wearing forehead foundation and a nude gloss (at the very LEAST!), I’ll eat my hat!
Ha ha! I’ll help you bellaluna. 😀
Now this is a woman who knows how to dress her figure. She consistently wears the right cuts, and her colour choices are spot-on. She looks great in pink…and wears it a lot. She also hasn’t dyed her hair an awful colour that is far away from her natural one.
If a man is going to be made over, at least pick a woman who looks good herself! (Not that I’m into that kind of thing)
So he naturally looks like a Thunderbirds puppet. Yeah whatever you say XD he does look freaky though. You cant even imagine him laughing properly anymore.
heh I did a google image on thunderbird puppets, he does look like one!
Lol! These pictures made my damn day! She knows we can see him, right? Au naturel! WTF?! It’s giving me such evil delight to giggle at this. His face is made out of silly putty at this point!
Notice how Shane and the boy are colour-coordinated to match her?
It’s Liz’s world, and everyone else is the supporting cast.
Two words: BITCH, PLEASE.
So out they come, for the world to see
‘we’re happy, gorgeous and all naturally’
no knives, no injections?
no nuclear-strength white reflections?
just fresh air, exercise and broccoli…
He looks like he’s had even more surgery than her — and that’s saying at lot!
I know! Look at the area between her brows, for example. That shininess is a dead giveaway to Botox injections and fillers.
I’ve always had the impression of her as a silly, superficial woman. I’ll never forget seeing a picture of her trying to quit smoking and sucking on a baby pacifier.
That must’ve hurt about the dress. So tacky for Versace to lend it out. Just. Budget.
So much delusion lol.
His face freaks me out *shudder*
Ha! He’s wearing just as much, if NOT MORE make-up than Liz’s wearing.
Oh, & the way she talks about him….she discusses him as if he’s her pet poodle dog. She’s talking about/describing him as if he was an animal pet of hers….UNREAL! She’s objectifying him to the point where he’s lost his dignity IMHO.
I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom at night. I’d probably have enough laughs to last myself a lifetime.
Not me… I’d probably be scarred for life… Unless he is a Ken doll.
Well, he’s just some weeeeird looking guy then….
He’s wearing more makeup than I’ve ever had on in my life. He looks NOTHING like his original self.
It’s TRUE, you can totally see the mascara…
doesn’t dye his hair either…
Makeup laid on with a trowel and a face pulled so tight you could bounce a nickel off of it.
Other than that, I totally believe Liz.
Ah, but it’s not “makeup.” It’s “fake tan” and “tinted moisturiser” and “colour correcting cosmetic crap.”
He looks just like Benedict Cumberbatch!
Horse-hockey!
I am the Face-lift POLICE.
Seriously it’s like a hobby, and I can’t say that he has had one after looking at that profile shot. I’m sure he’s done other stuff but, not yet that.
His eyes are fascinating- the irises are two different colors.
That kid is adorable and looks like he’s about to be a lot of boarding school fun/trouble 🙂
He may not have had what Liz qualifies as a surgical facelift, but he’s definitely has stuff done. His eyebrows used to be quite droopy and he had crows feet and under-eye bags. He now looks unrealistically plastic, like a Ken doll. His eyebrows have been lifted, his eyes look different and he’s generally a lot less droopy.
He reminds me of a gameshow host with that overly overly slicked back/gelled hair, those mascara’d eyelashes & big unnaturally white teeth. Scary.
I can’t stand the sight of the guy. He’s so revolting.
No one should have this much control over a significant other. Sick! Of course, she looks great. Maybe she found him a lower-grade surgeon so he wouldn’t look better than she does 😉
he only uses his anus as a vagina.(this is all)
Ugh. Freaky, immoral famewh0res, the pair of them. You can keep him, England. Australia sure as hell doesn’t want him back.
I must say Shane is attractive, and he has neon-white teeth. Never seen teeth so white. I wonder if they glow in the dark. I think he has had his eyelashes tinted. It’s not too apparent that he has had something surgical done, but he probably uses a firming lotion on his face when he goes out. But this is all speculation of course.
he may look plastc but he looks a hell of lot better then he did before. he was so schlubby. i think he must be truly infatuated with liz to clean himself up this way. he sure didn’t give a about what his ex-wife thought about his looks.
he may look plastic but he looks a hell of lot better then he did before. he was so schlubby and gross. i think he must be truly infatuated with liz to clean himself up this way. he sure didn’t give a shit about what his ex-wife thought about his looks. i think that’s kind of messed up considering his ex is the mother of his children and put up with his infedility and crap for years. why do (some) men put their best foot forward with some women, while letting themselves go with other women? another example of this that i’ve seen is ben affleck with jennifer lopez vs jennifer garner. ben never looked so good in his life as he did with jennifer lopez. now he constantly looks like he puts no effort into his appearance.
Agree he was schlubby and gross before but for me Shane 2.0 isn’t an improvement. Someone needs to tell him there is a happy medium between schlub and Mattel TM.
@Djinn: LMAO at “Shane 2.0”. Very funny’
Skin peeling can make your skin plasticky and pinkish so I can still buy that not wearing make-up claim. Doctors make you wear some healing creams with different shades (like a BB cream) and technically they’re not considered make-up, like a foundation or concealer.
Love this couple. Reminds me of Barbie and Ken in “Toy Story 3”.
He doesn’t look like surgery, he looks like he raised Benedict Cumberbatch in a retort flask.
…which would be a suitable engagement gift.
No surgery? He was a spokesperson for a hair transplant clinic. He has more work done than Michelangelo’s statue of David. Hurley has done a wonderful job on his image, in Australia he was considered a yobbo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfgWueuqM5A&sns=em