– Britney’s people put out another “personal” message on her website, saying she “gets it” and “the media has been exaggerating my every move.” Exaggerating your four separate crotch-baring incidents and constant nights out, you mean? Yeah, all that was blown way out of proportion. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jive records says they’re not dumping Britney Spears and that her album will come out in the middle of the year [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney is so pretty [Egotastic]
– The porn industry is having a slump, but MILFs remain popular [Agent Bedhead]
– James Brown’s girlfriend is batshit crazy [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Paris Hilton substitutes monkeys for men, says she’s “normal sized” and likes to eat [CelebSlam]
– Jessica Alba in yet another bikini [The Blemish]
– Nice Leonardo DiCaprio interview [ecorazzi]
– Nicole Richie consulted a shaman about her bad “luck” [Junkiness]
– Beyonce says she can’t pee in public bathrooms because people bother her too much [Metadish]
– Hillary Swank and Patrick Dempsey at the premiere of their new film [Socialite’s Life]
– The hot lesbian from The O.C., Olivia Wilde, is now a brunette [Bastardly]
– Scarlet Johansson named the most beautiful celebrity of all time [Popoholic]
– Hugh Laurie’s House audition tape [Wampoon]
– Jabba the billionaire [Pretty on the Outside]
– Lilly Allen’s dog was kidnapped and held for ransom, but she’s got it back now after paying the kidnapper [CelebWarship]
– Scott Stapp and his wife had a baby daughter, want you to forget all about that sex tape and the public drunkenness [Glitterati]
– Mary Carey vs. Mariah Carey [CityRag]
– The first video off Jennifer Lopez’s new Spanish-language album [Mollygood]
– Wentworth Miller says he’s not gay [Hollywood Rag]
– Adrienne Curry is stacked [Hollywood Tuna]
– Florida woman runs around Walmart setting fire to merchandise with her cigarette [White Trash Mom]
– Billy Corrigan and Courtney Love are hanging out together [DListed]