I want Jennifer Aniston to find long-lasting, true love. Not because she’s any less of a woman without a man, but because she honestly seems to be looking for it in her life. And just as much as it doesn’t make you less of a woman without one, it doesn’t make you less of a woman to want that in your life, either. I don’t think Aniston worries too much about the past, I think she’s just looking to make herself a happy future. No one ever thought that would include John Mayer, though.
Jennifer, though, clearly sees something in Mayer that the rest of us have missed. She dated him once, and was so into him he couldn’t live up to the expectations and broke up with her in order to not “waste” her time. How… thoughtful of him. And then, as will happen, when he realized he had a pretty good thing going before he walked away from it, when Mayer wanted to grow up, Aniston let him back in. And even the second time around, Jen is enamored.
Speaking for the first time about John Mayer – the man dubbed “Hollywood player Mayer” due to his insatiable appetite for sexy A-listers – Jennifer gushes like a smitten schoolgirl.
In an exclusive interview, she blushes: “He’s a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him… the way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts… it’s beautiful.”
“It’s an amazing thing to watch a musician think,” she reveals.
“I don’t know many musicians but when his guitar is on him it’s just like a channel.
It’s something I’ve never ever seen before.”
[From Daily Mirror]
Oh, yes, musicians can make the most logical woman somehow make sense of the most illogical things and feelings. Especially, if you haven’t had that experience before. I’ve been there, and kicked myself plenty of times afterward.
There are plenty of thoughts that John Mayer has made public that are neither extraordinary or beautiful, which is why so many of us have such a hard time understanding how Aniston could be so serious about her relationship with him. But people change, people grow, and often times love is a catalyst for growth and change. So, whereas Jessica Simpson wasn’t the platform to pass from self-serving, over-sharing blogger to rare, beautiful, husband material, maybe Jennifer Aniston is. I will keep my fingers crossed for you, Jen, but I still can’t hold my breath.
Jennifer Aniston is shown out on 11/13/08. John Mayer is shown at the airport on 12/2/08. Credit: Bauergriffin
I dated a string of irresistable musicians… BIG mistake. But I *get* why women pine after them so much.
lol, ain’t that the truth. During my 30+ years as a performing musician, even I wouldn’t date musicians. No money, little personality, and babe magnets. Great combination. 🙄 😆
Anybody else think Mr. Mayer could pass for a sleazy drug dealer with this look? ugh. If we have to look at you every other day, John, please at least grow the hair out and shave.
Well time will tell. I do think that once John decides to settle down he would be loyal and great husband material. He comes from a family with great values. I think that he has struggled with fame. will Jen tame him or not? Who knows.
Musicians are terrific, very good with the fingers and rhythm and all that.
I like him too. Jennifer and I have something in common, I guess.
*throwing up in my mouth a little*
Hmm…I don’t know why people hate him so. He’s a weirdo, to be sure. But I think the stuff he has said has been very frank and honest. I personally appreciate that. Just like him saying he didn’t want to waste Jennifer Aniston’s time. I had a guy tell me that once and I said “thank you” and moved on. I will also say that taking back a man you’ve previously broken up with isn’t always a bad thing to do. The guy I’m with now…we broke up in May of this year because he had some serious growing up to do and now we’re fine. Maybe John Mayer realized that he wanted her, who knows.
I will say that musicians are weird people. Especially the ones who are really, really into their music or music in general. I guess all artistic people are a tad off though…
Once thing you have to say is that he loves baking. Try this link. This guy has a mind that is quite different from most – musicians usually do. I think that Jen loves this. Get a load of this: http://johnmayer.com/blog#
I take that back; after skimming his blog I have come to the conclusion that John Mayer is hilarious and extremely silly.
As long as she’s happy that’s really all that matters.
John Mayer gets alot of hate but I have to say that I find his silliness kind of endearing. Yeah he’s a bit of a womanizer, but how many men in his position aren’t? I just like the fact that he doesn’t take himself so seriously and he’s never afraid to make fun of himself. He’s just a chill stoner guy that makes music, but then people have this expectation that because he’s famous he should become all debonaire and refined, thats just not who he is and I prefer him just that way.
“the way he thinks thoughts” 🙄
The way I think thoughts is pretty spectacular, too. I just wanted to mention that. All day long, I be thinkin thoughts like a motherfucker. I’m thinkin right now… watch………… ……….. ……….. THERE! Y’ALL SEE THAT SHIT?
You’re WELCOME.
this isn’t the first musician she dated. didn’t she date that counting crows guy back in the days of friends?
Cheers, Baho, for saving me the bother! 😈
Less gushing and more grammar, Jen.
Baho: 😆
Cletus: Amen, sister. I think thoughts a lot, too. And they usually have nothing to do with what’s happening in front of me. Beat that!
You know what? I’m going to say something about Angelina and Brad to see what happens. 😀
I think that they won’t be as happy as Brangelina because…um…Jennifer is too clingy.
Hey, let’s shoot the messenger! 😆
Good call, Baho on “thinking thoughts”. I wonder what else he thinks? I’ve been thinking pigeons.
Right now I’m thinking about those little plastic hoobajoobs they put on the ends of shoelaces. That was a really good idea… I wonder who thought of that. And, is there a term for those hoobajoobs? What could they be called? Lacing Facilitation Device? Shoelace Buddy? If anyone knows, please tell me. This shit keeps me up at night.
ROTFLMFAO! @ Cletus’ comments.
I’ve probably said it before but I like John Mayer. I think he’s funny and kinda hot. 😛
Edit: They’re called aglets Cletus.
@Cletus – Aglets. Sweet dreams! 😀
Jenn’s dumber than she looks- and that’s a pretty steep curve.
CLETUS!!! you are too funny, girl (or guy….)
I think thoughts all the time. I also speak words. And smell odors. And hear sounds. And touch tangibles.
Hee hee. “Thinks thoughts” What else would he “think”, Ms. Aniston?
Maybe you’d do better to ask which head he thinks with.
Jennifer’s nose shape has changed
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