This is just an FYI: Jennifer Lopez matches her Hermès Birkin bag to her sweatsuit. Oh, should I call it a track suit? I never know what to call it. A matchy-matchy sweatpants and sweatshirt combo is to me a “sweatsuit”. A “track suit” is made out of nylon, and those are water-repellent. IMO. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that Jennifer needs to figure out something else for her “casual look” because this is not working. What’s so wrong with a decent pair of jeans and a cute sweater, especially when the outing is “a spot of shopping in London” (which is what they’re doing in these photos)? Why do I feel like J.Lo is trying to make this “sweatsuit + Birkin” thing happen? It’s already “happened” – it happened circa 2001. Otherwise known as “when Jennifer was relevant”. Harsh, I know. But good God, it’s photo-ops like these – and those Birkin-tastic photo-ops by the Kardashians – that make me loathe this kind of lowbrow style.

You know what really upsets me, though? Minus the Birkin, I’m sure the whole outfit costs something like $2000. And people like J.Lo actually pay to look like that.

By the way, have you heard of J.Lo’s new “thing”? During two concert performances in the past week, Jennifer has had a “nip slip”. So either A) her costumes don’t fit because she employs terrible people, B) her costumes don’t fit because she’s gained weight, maybe (?), C) her costumes don’t fit because she’s pregnant with Casper’s baby or D) she’s a dumb famewhore and she wants people to pay attention to her. Which one is it?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.