Lindsay Lohan did some lines yesterday/last night and she got on Twitter. Which is always rough, and it’s surprisingly old-school for the Cracken. This is what she used to do back in 2008-09: she would get all high/drunk/crackie and she would get on Twitter and just start GOING OFF on Samantha Ronson. Good times. Nowadays, Lindsay barely has any friends and no one really gives a sh-t, so she just decided to tweet random things like “Fame will go by and, so long, I’ve had you, fame.. If it goes by, I’ve always known it was fickle. So at least it’s something I experience, but that’s not where I live. Marilyn Monroe”. That’s a direct quote. She also tweeted “lower the blinds” which definitely seems like some kind of crackie code for something. But here’s the tweet that everyone is yelling about today.
Yeah. Look, I’m pretty freaked out about Hurricane SANDY, but I know that my town isn’t going to get the brunt of it, so I am sending out positive thoughts to all of the people in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, New York and beyond, all of whom are going to be dealing with a lot of craziness throughout the next few days. As for Lindsay and her crack tweets… I mean, obviously, she doesn’t give a sh-t because it’s not all about her. She’s probably pissed off at Hurricane SALLY because that bitchy hurricane is pulling focus.
Meanwhile, entertainers in New York are already making contingency plans for Sandy – as of right now, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman are all planning on doing their shows as scheduled. But Louis CK – that magnificent bastard – has canceled his New York show tonight and he posted a wonderful open letter about it too.
Photos courtesy of WENN. These photos will make it all better.
i know that if a hurricane ever had the misfortune to cross your path, it’ll be the one susataining damages, but not everyone comes built-in with storm-shutters like you do, Lindsay!
if anything, somewhere up in the sky, little hurricanes are memorizing the Seven Points to Lohan Preparedness.
Shoot, i was living in FL when Katrina hit as a cat 1 before it hit the Gulf coast and picked up speed, then Wilma came and was a cat 2 but the tornadoes it caused damaged my then house beyond repair and I had to move out o f state near family and friends.to put the pieces back together. I was one of the pinheads that didn’t go to an emergency shelter, i stayed home with my then lil baby during Wilma and was one of the scariest things i’ve faced in my life, at times it felt the house was going to be yanked off the ground like in the Wizard of Oz. Then in Louisiana i hapened to be visitng there and on September 2008 hurracane Ike hit, then by December 11th 2008 they got fhe biggest snow storm since the 40s and were left with no power for 1 week. I was like damn! Bad weather follows me..lol…anyway, shut it Lindsay, look at Nashville, i went through the flood in 2010 ( the hell!)and it spared my house there by a mere foot, so rain alone can be a friggin bitch!
By fhe way, those pics of Blohan wearin the muppet slayer bath robe are priceless! LOL the lips make mine achs, yuck….
South Florida represent! I lived there for both of those storms, and then, like a crazy person, moved to New Orleans.
After Isaac, we were sans power for a week. I feel strongly that The Cracken needs to hang out in a house with no AC and a smelly fridge in NOLA in August and THEN tweet that shit.
Hear hear! We were without power for two weeks here last year when tornadoes ripped through my state. That shit isn’t fun at all, especially with two young kids. She needs a serious reality check.
Stay safe everyone!
+1!!
Good energy to those dealing with the storm and fallout. Saw the neighborhood near where I was born go up in flames in Queens last night. Lived in Key West as a kid, did tornadoes and hurricanes and they are scary and devastating. Never ever underestimate a storm. Never prayed so hard in my life as when one is right over your house. Not much else you can do after you’ve gotten into a safe spot.
Yay!! The pink coat pics are back!!!
Lilo is probably holed up in the Marmont, so no wonder she doesn’t give a damn.
Hurricane Sandy is all over the news here across the pond and I’ve been watching closely. I see Atlantic City is flooded and it hasn’t even hit land yet. It’s so scary to see what could happen.
Kaiser, CB and everyone else affected by the hurricane: please, please take care and stay safe. I’ll be thinking of you.
I’m in Toronto Canada and the winds have picked up to 60 mph and the storm hasn’t even hit us yet, it’s scheduled to come tonight, thankfully I’ll be sleeping in bed during it.
Haven’t heard a word about this hurricane in europe. But given that Lindsay is american and this is an american thing I think she should definitely be informed if there’s bad weather.
It is really big news here in Berlin – everyone is talking about it and the “most-beloved-news-website-to-visit-at-work” http://www.spiegel.de is running a live ticker at the moment ( 8:30 pm european time zone).
Please stay safe.
We pray for you.
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/liveticker-zu-sandy-lower-manhattan-bald-ohne-strom-a-864142.html
http://www.spiegel.de/video/hurricane-sandy-nimmt-kurs-auf-die-usa-video-1231053.html
http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/us-ostkueste-wappnet-sich-fuer-hurrikan-sandy-fotostrecke-89082.html
http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/natur/wie-das-wetter-hurrikan-sandy-verstaerkt-a-863986.html
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/hurrikan-sandy-us-metropolen-zittern-vor-wirbelsturm-a-864083.html
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/hurrikan-sandy-obama-schwoert-usa-auf-notlage-ein-a-864123.html
I just pray and hope it won’t turn out THAT bad.
And not to forget the biggest and trashiest newspaper in Germany (which lets the SUN look classy):Big Link (aka pictured sized 2/3 of the homepage):
http://www.bild.de/news/ausland/hurrikan-sandy/hurrikan-sandy-trifft-auf-usa-26928444.bild.html
Bit more readable are stern & focus:
http://www.stern.de/panorama/-newsticker-zum-hurrikan-newsticker-obama-warnt-vor-langen-stromausfaellen-1917279.html
with a proper Link:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012/10/28/nyregion/nyt-webcam.html
http://www.focus.de/panorama/welt/tid-27893/liveticker-zum-hurrikan-vor-new-york-hurrikan-sandy-legt-die-wall-street-lahm-_aid_848398.html
And every single newspaper, e.g.:
http://www.berliner-zeitung.de/panorama/hurrikan–sandy–erreicht-usa-monstersturm-wirbelt-welt-durcheinander,10808334,20736202.html
This is scary shit.
It scares us in europe as well….
It’s all over the news in Sweden too, so I’d say that Europe knows about it.
everyone should read Louis CK’s letter. it is hilarious and classy and makes me appreciate him 100X more as a comedian and person in general. he’s a standup dude.
This! I like his tv show too
Just read it, he’s hilarious. I think that’s always the fear when it comes to extreme weather.
“Are they hyping this up? Am I gonna wake up tomorrow and it’ll be a perfect clear day with the birds twirling in the sky?”
Well, at the very least he wasn’t wrong. “It’s a-coming”, as my neighbor would say.
Please tell me that she’s still in NY. Please don’t let her be back in LA.
No please take Hurricane Lindsay back ti LA. She is such an idiot.
No, no, no! See, we have to hope she stays in New York. And gets swept away by the storm.
She’s such a moron. I live in South Florida and have been through a number of storms, starting with Hurricane Andrew. No tropical storm or hurricane is ever a joke, and those who don’t at least worry are usually the ones caught unprepared.
@ Izzy you’re absolutely right. We have a few people here in NY who wouldn’t leave Fire Island, now they’re scrambling trying to get out.
that girl’s face got hit by a hurricane
ROFL!! This^^^
Yeah, prayers to the 65 people who have already been killed by hurricane ‘sally’ in the Caribbean. Yet Lindsay Lohan continues to exist.
+1
im in philadelphia and im scared for a lot of my friends. i have friends stuck on the coast in DE 5 miles from the beach. she needs to stfu and get over the fact that people are worried about this and not her and her family drama.
katie…I’m with you, I am 20 miles southwest of Philly in the burbs and my parents live 2 miles inland of DE beaches. My youngest bro is the GM of a hotel on the beach in Dewey Beach, DE and it will most likely be gone and he will be out of work for some time, or if they don’t rebuild, then ????. My parents had to go to a shelter since even heading up to my house would still have them in harms way of wind, flooding, power outages and flying debris. UGH. Stay safe and inside katie.
@chat, oh no! So sorry for your parents and brother.
@katie, I’m 15 minutes outside of Philly. You, me and @chat will be right in the eye of the storm in about 6 hours or so.
I’m in chester county, it’s getting nasty here and people are starting to lose power even though we’ have time til the brunt of the storm hits us. Needless to say the dogs (my three and a rescue pup) are not happy with the wind gusts. Pics from the Jersey Shore are downright frightening!
Is LiLo in LA or NY? If she’s in NY, she’s probably just pissed off that “Sally” has inconvenienced her by closing the bars (and keeping the paps indoors)
+1 for right outside Philly, I’m in Camden co. It’s just me andmy 3 year old so I’m a little scared, hope the power stays on! I cooked 4 days worth of dinner this morning, lol.
@ Handsome…exactly!! I mean, wow. WOW She really is stunning in her ignorance and selfishness, isn’t she?
Innocent people, deserving of long and happy lives, are tragically taken every day. Yet this creature, this THING that is Lilo, continues to take up oxygen?!
She’s like flea or a mosquito. Basically, no good reason for her parasitic existence, other than to annoy and torture other beings. Steve Honig resigned on her a$$ today, huh? Weird, I actually did believe Dina Lohan was the person behind the PR name.
Everyone, stay safe. As the veteran of many hurricanes in the Carolinas, I can tell you for certain; DON’T try to stay and tough it out. Possessions aren’t worth your life. God bless, people <3
@steph, Camden county here too! What town?
@ morticians…Bellmawr. You? It’s bad out there!
@steph, don’t know of you’ll see this, but I’m in haddonfield. We’re neighbor’s! Anyway, we avoided the brunt, but my mom and dad (only a few blocks away) won’t have power for a week! No complaints though, there are so many people who have it so much worse and my thoughts are with them as they pick up the pieces. Will check back later for your response.
Lol I always love that pic. She needs to STFU. There is no subway at ALL, all broadway shows are canceled. All public schools. People are being evacuated. And on and on. It’s a real hurricane. I hope the power doesn’t go out but the wind is so crazy that trees are definitely going to be coming doing in my neighborhood. Those shows will probably get lots of tourists as their studio audience. No one I know is even thinking about those kinds of things right now.
We will be directly in the eye of the storm in about 6 hours 🙁
Stay safe, Mort!
Mort, yes we will be. I just saw the path and it looks like the line goes right over our heads since I know we are within 40 miles of each other. I expect by 4 PM today to have no electric and cable, a few 80 ft trees down (hopefully not ON the house) and not be able to get out of my neighborhood for a few days. I have remote access for work, but only as long as my laptop battery’s life. Stay safe, you and your’s, and talk to you on the other side of this, the biggest bitch of us all! 🙂
Best of luck to you Mort!
I’m laying low in CT waiting to lose power. All we’ll get here is wind and mild flooding. Thank goodness everyone still remembers the lessons from Irene last year. The east coast should recover faster this time around.
Good luck everyone!
Hey Mort, hope all is well. Stay safe!
Stay safe guys! It is crazy how big this thing is. Even here in Atlanta we have had 25 mph sustained winds for two days.
I’m glad I’m not still living in DC-three weeks saved our butts. I’m not sure the tent would do so well in this.
Hunker down and don’t go outside!
At least Blohan is on the West Coast, I hear when a hurricane and a crackenicane meet it is absolute mayhem-you dodged a bullet there;)
Stay safe everyone! Sandy is all over the news today here in GB (as well as the election) and it looks like a bloody vicious few days for you guys on the East Coast. I’ve been chatting to my cousin in Maryland today and she’s been battening down the hatches.
Best of luck, hope there’s not too much damage.
Stay safe and warm my fellow CBers! I live in Western Canada and I was complaining about the frosty morning here awhile ago. I feel terrible now about complaing about -1C weather! The destruction so far from this “Franenstorm” is so horrible. Let’s all hope no more lives are lost.
Mort, I’m thinking of you. Let us know how you’re doing. OK?
Mort, Chat, et al – EEKS. Make sure your rechargable stuff (phones, flashlights, laptops) are fully charged! I hope you are stocked-up on water, canned foods, diapers, pet-food, etc…
STAY SAFE.
Pfft! Education? theater? people working for a living? You think Lindsay Lohan actually cares about any of that?
Thanks for the well wishes everyone!
@chat, I’m now counting my blessings that our jerky neighbors bitched to the town about the huge oak in our yard. If we hadn’t cut it down, it would surely be on top of the house in a few hours! *hugs* stay safe!
Wishes and prayers to all of you in the path of Sandy. Glad I’m on the west coast of Canada.
Isn’t the Lohan family seat in Long Island? it’s not New York, but still close enough to be impacted.
The destruction and havoc wreaked on most people is heartbreaking, but I can think of one house on Long Island I wouldn’t cry over if it was swept out to sea. Especially with the mother inside of it.
Long Island is part of NY, but way out east and theres bad flooding there right now. A lot of my friends have had no power since about 3pm 🙁
Ah well there we go, Long Islands in NY and has been impacted. Sorry for any of you experiencing that, I hope no one gets hurt, and services get restored as soon as possible.
I sound as bad as The Cracken with my limited geography of the Empire State.
That kinda stole my snarking on Lohan.
But I still have wishes for their home….isn’t she at all concerned for her family, friends, or their neighbors? Or are her positive thoughts going to be able to save them?
Can’t you see her out there, in a rain slicker, like the Gortons fisherman, crack pipe clenched between her teeth? Shaking her fist at the clouds…then being swept out to sea.
(Sigh)
Are we all just waiting for the inevitable overdose now? Don’t get me wrong…nobody wants it to happen. But what’s left at this point??
Pam, I am on the record since back in May saying she won’t be alive by New Years Eve. She is just one snort or toke away from the eternal sleep.
Ugh. Tragic. I’m just not seeing in her ANY indication for hope. I was thinking she may hold out to join the “Dead at 27” club…
hey now… STOP PROJECTING NEGATIVITY!
THINK of this…if Lilo hits the ole dirt mattress New Years who’s gonna entertain us with all their crack/coke antics?
come on now…think ‘PEACE’ NOT ‘peacefull sleep’
Chatcat, while I hope you are wrong, I think you are right. Lindsay’s been a wreck for the past 5+ years, but this past year seems to be her worst year yet. Her antics from the past couple of months are insane! She’s such a loser and nothing but a joke, yet even though she’s good for gossip, I still don’t want to see another human being have her life end tragically. Ugh, who am I even kidding? If she dies, it won’t be tragic. It’ll just be plain old sad and pathetic.
little…I agree completely. I don’t want to see any other human hurt another or themselves like LiLo is doing. That is the tragedy…it could go either way, and she stays with the destructive path.
It’s all over the news here in the UK. I hope it doesn’t cause too much destruction and devastation. Keep safe everyone. x
The big problem with this storm is not just that it’s a monster (1,000 miles wide) but that there is another winter storm heading down out of Canada that is supposed to collide head-on into Sandy and if that happens it could multiply the effects of both by a factor of five. That’s why they are calling this b*tch Frankenstorm.
The wind is picking up in NYC and it could get crazy up here by tonight.
I’m worried about that cold front! I live in Erie Pa and they were saying that Ohio might get snow. We’re right on the border of Ohio and New York and in the snow belt and hope we dont get snow. At least I got my snow tires put on this week. On a lighter not, everyone calling this storm Frankenstorm has me thinking of last weeks South Park when Stan was dressed as Gangnamstein. Hilarious
@asputter
I’m sitting in my Brooklyn apartment just waiting for my internet connection to disappear. I’m not too happy about being stuck here for who knows how long but am now so excited to learn there’s new South Park out! Yay! Something fun to watch on such a miserable day. All of this storm coverage is kind of like a car wreck, you can’t look away.
Hey, I went to Edinboro University years and years ago, Erie is a beautiful small town. I wish everyone there and along the east coast well.
As of now, we are in Va, and sustained a long soaking rain, high gusts of wind and aerial flooding. It has started to snow along the southern part of the state, and there are blizzard warnings for the western part of the state.
Stay safe CBers, and say a little prayer for the emergency responders, and power company workers toiling out there in this, to keep us safe, and electrified.
Thinking of y’all! Stay warm and safe!
So those of us in the bulls eye zone, yes I am in the bulls eye zone, need some crackhead stoner drunk bitchface idiot to tell us to think positive? Many of us will have substantial damage from wind and flooding, and many of us who have homes at the coast or whose parents have “retired” down to the coast after working all their lives for that privelage will likely lose everything or almost everything, but hopefully no lives. This dumb bitch needs to be a bouy right off Atlantic City right now, I’m thinking THAT
would be pretty positive!
Stay safe everyone who will be impacted!
Yeah, quit all your worrying and just stay positive and then everything will be just FINE!
BTW, I’m also expecting to get hit hard and I’m having a hard time “staying positive” at this point. We also just had our first detectable earthquake in DECADES a few weeks ago so all of of us are still a little shell-shocked.
Stay safe, Chatcat!!
Thanks Pam. There will so many affected and landscapes from the Delaware beaches to NYC, CT and even north of there.
chick is a moron..
stay safe you guys..
Thanks marie. It really goes to show you how out of touch some people can be with real world issues, even being a crackhead doesn’t excuse not getting something like this. I’m playing on the computer as long as I can because it might be a few days until we have power and internet beginning later today. Right now the lights are beginning to “flicker”.
we didn’t get much coverage about this in my country, but i just finished reading all the personal accounts ahead of Sandy on this site as well as accounts on news sites and just reading it is already making me scared. must be hella scary for all of you, especially in the red zone.
keep safe everyone.
Meanwhile, she probably has a breakdown every time her cell phone dies, never mind being mandatory-evacuated from her home or without power for days (which they are predicting).
What an IDIOT. Is she still living out here? NYC is already nuts- the wind is crazy, Red Hook is flooded (I’m in Brooklyn), and the storm hasn’t even reached us yet. I’m sure she’ll be changing her tune once the storm hits.
PS- Everyone be safe!
cmc are you in a red zone? I’m high and dry up in Riverdale but if you’re in Zone A you need to get out of there fast! This shit is gonna get real by tonight.
No, I’m not- my area (near Prospect Park) isn’t even a “zone” on the list. I’m on high ground. Thanks for checking & stay safe!
Yep, me too. I’m in Brooklyn and have friends who live in the rockaways staying with me because it’s crazy out there. We are just hanging out watching movies and hoping for the best. The scary thing is, it’s bad already without any surges. Be safe everyone!
OMG Rockaway could be six feet under water by this time tomorrow. No danger of flooding up in Riverdale where I am but high winds could be a real problem. I remember last year the day after Irene hit, some of the streets in my neighborhood looked like a war zone. Downed trees and power lines all over the place.
What do you expect, she has no functioning brain cells.
I can’t even begin to imagine how badly her brain has been damaged from all of her drinking and drugging…
I adore Louis CK.
I’m sorry, as someone in the brunt of the storm I find her tweet hilarious.
It is so absolutely ignorant, dellusional, and shallow its kinda wonderful.
Like if we all just eat, pray, love we can shoo Hurricane Sally right away with all our good vibes.
Drum circle people! Who’s got the guitar and the prayer beads! I’m gonna need some flower wreaths over here!
Ha, awesome!
Thinking good thoughts for you and everyone else out there!
What a…. She’s such a…. Wow I don’t…
Yeah, I can’t. I just can’t any more.
Lindsay, Sorry that our negativity created “Sally”. We did not realize our minds controlled nature. She has no brain cells left. Tall ship sank, 14 people were rescued, 2 are missing and 65 people died in the Caribbean.
ps: Louis CK letter was fantastic.
What a total idiot . Doesn’t even watch the news enough to get the name right. She should stop tweeting anything, it just magnifies how stupid she is.
Lets sacrifice her to the rain gods, I think it’s positive we get rid of her.
Hi Victoria!
That is a GREAT idea!!!
Except dont you have to be a virgin or at least have a pure heart in order for the sacrifice to be worthwhile and accepted by the rain gods?
won’t it make them angrier?
I’m in Maryland so I take offense to her stupidity. When I saw it I thought, people could be killed, homes and businesses could be damaged, roads could be flooded etc etc and this idiot is telling us not to panic!! I also checked out her twitter feed and last night she was apparently video chatting with two of her fans (they were either a couple or just friends/roommates couldn’t tell) and was tweeting them for hours. They nicknamed Sandy hurricane Sassy and tried to get it to trend. She was also tweeting Lady Gaga claiming she was a close friend and that Gaga played Lindsay some songs from her new album. But I think my favorite part is that Lindsay is often tweeted to from her die hard fans who say things like “Lindsay is our queen” “Lindsay you are so beautiful. Our goddess.” No wonder she has such a big head. Where do these people come from??
Stay safe everyone in the path of Sandy!!!
I’m in Maryland too, and her tweet really pisses me off. People here are panicking and some store aisles are completely bare. Everyone is waiting to lose power and water (thank god I have city water”, this is no joke. And this f’ing tequila worm thinks it’s SASSY. Maybe she should go to ocean city
I also live in Maryland and Im enjoying having electricity for the time being. They are saying that the storm is getting worse. Anyway, I really could care less what this idiot has to say.
Guys, somebody gave me a good piece of advice: while you still have water and power, fill up the bathtub. Then if your water goes out you’ll still have water to flush the toilet with.
Janet good advice, i live on the Texas Gulf Coast and that is advice we give our employees (my job is in emergency management) every summer at the start of hurricane season, fill up everything you have, sinks, bathtubs, etc with water while you can.
I am glad that I am not the only one offended by this cracked out idiot
i know where those folks come from..
they come from Lilo herself…see…it’s easy peasy enough for a CrackOmelette like herself to create a fake Twitter account (like, hundreds) and post fake tweets like ‘Lindsay, when God created woman, he used you for the template’ ‘goddess’ ‘glory and beauty’ ..
there cannot be a human being with a beating heart out there who is actually a true ‘fan’ of lindsay…ohhh i’m a fan alright, but not in a good way.
those are fake twitter accounts, come on, this is Lilo….everything, even Twitter, is a scam to her
Yes, because in her mind “Sally” vs the actual name- Hurricane Sandy- is close enough.
She definitely has a Mensa membership card.
I truly hope everyone stays safe –
Hurricane Sandy seems might pissed at America right now and is taking it out on the East Coast.
I cant do anything except send positive thoughts your way – for whatever that is worth!
Keep us informed of your condition as we are all worried about Celebitchy and its wonderful people!
Please. The only thing I want to take from this whole post is news that the entire Lohan clan did NOT evacuate. Talk about a waste of energy and resources…
I’m in Nova Scotia. Hope all of you stay safe, and it won’t get too bad. I think the storms supposed to eventually track towards me, after it’s hit land. It’s already getting pretty rainy and windy here now, so I can’t even imagine how scary it must be in the eye of it, considering how far off it is from me.
It’s also really warm for almost November- we’re hitting 60 degrees right now- I’m assuming from the hurricane.
To those of you in the US, stay safe. Our thoughts and prayers will be with you.
Is this bitch serious? I live in Delaware (I lived in Philly for Irene) and my family is in New York and I am very concerned about this hurricane. We have a state of emergency where we’re not allowed to be on the roads and this crack head doesn’t understand why people are freaking out?!?
Pass me a cracktini ladies, I am hosting happy hour.
One cracktini, coming right up… stay safe everyone and don’t forget to check in when you can after the storm passes so we know all our fellow Celebitchers are safe!
She won’t give a shit until the clubs and bars close due to the storm. THEN she will be in a panic.
I am in PA and just spent a small fortune on a generator, emergency supplies, and all kinds of crap. Last Halloween, we were without power for 5 days, and life sucked. I hope this year it isn’t worse, but even if it is, at least we will still have our house (I hope)…my heart breaks for those whose lives were lost or who lost /will lose their homes in this massive storm’s destructive wake.
Boobs, I’m thinking of you. Keep us appraised of your situation. Nikki already lost power in Merrick. Ketjo and JC are OK in the Carolinas. I’M WORRIED about all my east coast friends. . .
Thank you, sweet Maddy! Like Bess, we are still bracing for the worst of it. I am about 50 miles north of Philadelphia. They’re warning us that we will likely lose power, and if we do, it may be a week before it is restored. 🙁 Hoping everyone stays safe tonight.
Bess is in PA too. Where are you Bess? Check in so I know you’re OK, please? Email, a message here, anything. . .
Still here in PA. IT’s just raining here now and some gusts of wind. We’re not supposed to get hit until 6 or 7 pm.
OK, THERE you are. Pop off a quick email to let me know you’re OK in several hours. I’m mighty worried about y’all.
I think this twit was a ploy to get people talking about her because she was jealous that hurricane Sandy was getting more attention then her, which is beyond pathetic.
Very efficient way to continue her campaign of fan alienation. The whole western seaboard with one tweet.
It not rocket surgery, folks.
Pray the hurricane away? Wow, she’s definitely a Romney girl.
Those gross pictures with the pink coat are right there next to Britney’s shaved head and Amy Winehouse crying drunkely on the streets with no top on and missing a tooth. She looks like a 50 year old divorcee with an alcohol and pill problems. Rock bottom.
I live in FL and hurricanes and tropical storms are no joke. In 2004 we were able to evacuate for Charley and Frances but got stuck at home for Ivan. It was just barely a category 1 when it passed us. We had a tree fall on our house and detached garage, flooding from all the rain, no power for 2 weeks and no water for 4 days plus after that you had to boil it, but we had no power. All of the gas stations, grocery stores and restaurants were out of power too, it took about a 2hr drive just to be able to find a gas station to get gas. we did have our supplies but it was still awful. I consider us very luckily a lot of people south of us had it a lot worse.
I’m in NJ right outside Philly, in a very safe brick building, hoping my parents and friends with homes don’t suffer too much property damage, and mostly hoping everyone in the area can stay safe! The wind is getting crazy. Lindsay needs to just be quiet and feel fortunate if this awful storm does not affect her! She never ever ever thinks before she tweets. Ever.
The wind is getting crazy here in MA too.
Everyone in harm’s way please stay safe and check in on CB when you can to let us know you’re OK! Prayers out to everyone.
MOVE THAT HURRICANE. I’M LINDSAY LOHAN.
She needs to stop talking.
My thoughts are with everyone who will be effected by Hurricane Sandy and I hope you are all safe and with loved ones.
MOVE THAT HURRICANE. I’M LINDSAY LOHAN.
This is the possibly most perfect comment ever. I want to snuggle this comment and tell it it’s special and pretty. 🙂
To everyone in the US, please stay safe 🙁 My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Yeah, cause storms are always effected by positive thinking …. I’m gonna positive think away the rain outside my window. Oh man … still raining … guess I didn’t think hard enough.
I’m in Virginia and Sandy is kicking our a$$ right about now. And yet my job made me go to work before sending me and my co-workers home 4 hours later! Geez! Everyone stay safe.
Be safe! My boss actually made me arrange interviews for him during Isaac. While winds were whipping around my house, I was in the car, charging my phone, setting up his PR campaign.
Of course she’s not concerned – Lohan can blow harder and wreak more havoc than some pesky little hurricane.
On a serious note – I’m hoping and praying everyone in Sandy’s path stays safe and sound. Take good care folks!
Yeah, I can see her and Dina stuck in the storm in Merrick and calling 911 when they can’t get anyone to deliver more vodka.
Stupid warmongering hurricane Sally.
If she were still living in Merrick (Long Island), NY she wouldn’t make a sound because most of Long Island is already underwater. Just goes to show how selfish and ignorant and unnecessary she is.
I’m in the brunt of the hurricane and I’m not going to lie, I’m scared for my life. Irene didn’t hit us bad in Brooklyn, but every news channel is saying this is way worse. Stay safe everyone!!
Good luck Dani, we’re all hunkered down here in Toronto and the wind and rain have just started.
Thanks Jaded! We made it fine, lost power few times and had some flooding but house is good and we’re okay thankfully. Hope you guys are safe!
Oh gee Lindsay – thanks for the words about thinking positively. I’ll be thinking positively tonight when the winds in Toronto hit 100 KPH and the huge trees around my house come crashing down.
Stop tweeting your cracked out nonsense you stupid, insensitive little waste of air. Oh, and it’s Hurricane SANDY, not Sally. Idiot….
This dumb bitch.
I’m at the NJ shore, a few miles inland, and it’s been intensifying. I work on one of the barrier islands that flooded last night, before the rain even started, can’t imagine what it’s going to look like tonight. It’s scary. God bless the first responders and volunteers who are out in it trying to help people. And she’s sitting there probably in a pool of vodka and cigarette ashes, wondering why everyone’s worried.
I guess “Sally” is nothing compared to Hurricane Dina. Though staying positive didn’t do much for dealing with her, did it?
Yeah, Linds because positive thoughts will put a stop to mean ol’ Sally’s onslaught. Moron.
I’m in DE and our power just went out with no current ETA on when it will be back on. I’m going back to sleep.
Carolina is clearing got damage all over the OBX most north of Hatterass… and dam if it ain’t trying to snow here in the mountains and the wind has shifted to out of the northeast now….
Praying for all you up North….Stay inside and stay safe as a veteran of a lot of hurricanes I can tell you , It ain’t going be fun, or pretty and your in for a a boatload of work and misery when its over….but noboby controls mother nature….even the weathermen running around like chickens with their heads cut off …on
TV Sandy will come in where she wants when she wants and as fast as she wants Not when they say she will ……You best bet is to indure and get ready for a mess….Well that gust was over 40 miles a hour don’t know how long I will stay on the air here. that one was a tree bender …someone forgot to tell Sandy to leave us alone……
As I said Praying for all of you .
Hlillbilly in the Corner ..of Carolina…
Cannot believe this ignorance. “Stop projecting negativity” indeed.
Everyone knows it’s bad vibes that cause hurricanes & horrific natural disasters. Let’s just hold hands & sing “Kumbaya.” (cue snark here)
Has this girl ever touched reality?
My hopes & thoughts to everyone affected that you will be safe.
Be safe everyone!! I hope you stay warm and dry and sustain little or no damage .
Re: Lindsay–if you live in a hotel and steal your belongings there is no reason to get worked up about a little storm.
Kaiser, I too am in VA–on the coast towards NC. I am a bit desensitized to hurricanes, having lived through more than I can count. In fact I have to remind myself to pay attention more and to prepare, because there’s every reason to be concerned when flooding, damage, tornados, etc are possible. People not from the midatlantic/east coast/gulf regions don’t get that.
What an IDIOT. I live about 30 miles from Portland, Maine and the winds have picked up and the rain has started. Flood watches are in effect. Wishing all in the mid states stay safe.
It’s getting revolting with this crackwhore (with apologies to all decent crackwhores out there). This POS Supreme is pushing our buttons, and we’re responding – yeah, me including right now.
god gives us people like this, so we all know what not to do or what to avoid
I want to know what is so wrong with L.L. besides the drugs, booze, ect. I was thinking if she were in a cool band, would anyone care.?
It’s been raining like a mad b*st*rd in NYC since this morning but it’s getting ugly out there now. Everybody stay safe, stay dry and stay home.
How anyone is surprised that she would tweet something stupid is beyond me. The cracken doesn’t value her own life; What would make anyone think she gives a rats ass about anyone else’s? It’s not like her drugs & bottles of alcohol are flying out the window with the storm, if that were the case she’d be freaking out. “Eight baaaAAAAALLllllllllllll Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” < My impression.
Why should people worry about property, flooding, caring for the elderly, children in case they lose power?
Lindsey, we know what you worry about. Parties, drugs, stealing and more parties, so leave the rest of us to reality and go back to your crackhead world.
Not even a registered voter and talks about supporting Romney…
What a fruitcake you are and your parents.
Don’t worry when Lindsey is on the road either folks, even if Sunny out.
Unbelivable nerve. It borders insanity. Now this is true, poditive message Lindsy.
Nothing wrong with dealing with truths. Go back to your lying life, pretending and being a drug nut.
Roaches always survive hurricanes.
Where is Hurricane Crackhead located right now? In LA at the Chateau? In NYC at Viki’s? In Long Island with Mother Crackhead?
I think she’s in Manhattan. Blohan doesn’t ‘do’ Merrick. Nothing for her to do there according to Nikki. If she was back in LA, I’d think we’d know.
Keep me posted.
What’s wrong with hoping for the best, but preparing for the worse?
Her whole family is negative and so is she. It’s bad news, after bad news. Who is she pretending to be now? Liz Taylor?
Gueesh women, get a life. A real one and stay off the booze and the crack.
Don’t ever take advice from someone who is screwed up folks, even if they are right sometimes. Not worth the liability or risk from someone of her likes.
To all of the East Coast Bitches —
My prayers are with you. I hope you all ride this out safely, and that no one and nothing sustains the anticipated damage.
Unless your name is Lohan. May the Storm Gods suck you into oblivion.
You will not be missed. In fact, the day might become a National Holiday in the future (hey, I can dream! :D)
Seriously though, stay safe kids!!
Lindsay STFU already. For a crackhead that comes from Cold Spring Harbor Long Island, you should be a little familiar with storms and flooding. Where I am, we are lucky that we’ve had no flooding, but extremely windy which is scary itself. I’ve been keeping an eye on the three huge acorn trees across the street from my house.
Our relatives in New Jersey are being hit hard with flooding and power outages. We can’t get in touch with them, only seeing that the next town over to them flooded as of last night. Atlantic City is under water and scores of families will have tremendous damage to their properties and disruptions in their lives. We are expecting a huge storm surge in the next few hours affecting lower Manhattan (forget the chaos that will ensue if salt water gets into the subway system) Staten Island, Brooklyn, Queens & Long Island. The wind is intensifying big time now, and it’s scary. Came on here for a little light hearted relief and I read about this moron and her words of idiocy.
I guess the biggest problem to this idiot is that the wind would be too intense for her to light her F***ING crack pipe. I doubt she’s even on the east coast.
I have A LOT of respect for Mother Nature. You never know what is going to happen. In the last two years my area has seen a tornado, earthquake, two hurricanes, and “snowmaggedon” as they called it. Maybe someday something will come along and throw her world into chaos, you know, like a crack shortage. A**hole!
Hurricane “Sally” is just trying to use Lindsay to get her fifteen minutes of fame. It’s an absurd lie that anything at all is happening on the Atlantic seaboard.
Thanks for the laugh. ^^^+1000
Be safe and okay all the ladies!!!!! Hope it passes through quick!!!!!
Well, Lindsay isn’t the only clueless one. I’ve been buried in work all weekend and today was wondering why one client hadn’t acknowledged early delivery of one job this morning and another client hadn’t responded to my request for the purchase order for another job due late this week. Duh… They’re both on the East Coast! They must be pretty busy battening down the hatches. Might even be offline by now, not really normal not to get e-mail responses.
Here in the Midwest, we’ve been having a lot of cold high winds and flickering cable tv (power was out this afternoon, don’t know for how long), don’t know if there’s any connection We have to worry about tornadoes here, not hurricanes. Have thought about hanging sandbags on the cats on occasion. Once the neighbor’s shed was lifted up and deposited neatly in the alley, right outside my fence. Another time, a cat was trapped somewhere outside by a sudden storm with tornado possibilities- I kept pushing my way against the wind into the carport to call for her so she would know the door was open (well, openable), and I had this vision of me being whisked away to the Land of Oz by the high winds with Toto the Cat in my arms. She did scamper home during a relative lull in the storm, getting pretty wet in the process. There’s no place like home…
A bit off topic: But Gerard Butler is dating Madalina Diana Ghenea. Gossip is he may propose to her. Is this for real?
I’m in Australia and the TV’s in our offices are turned to the news to watch this.
Stay safe everyone, we are all sending you our prayers and positive thoughts.
I live in Queensland and last year 75% of the state flooded so i have an idea of how scary it is
People, it is BAD in NYC and I mean BAAAAD.
We have already had several deaths due to trees falling on homes, many have lost power (luckily I have not yet, but i am fearing it is only a matter of time) and have had flooding and property damage, and the storm is not even over yet. Its horrible. This crackhead is vile!
If anyone wants to be something really scarry for halloween that infamous pic of ll in the pink fur will scare the crap out of everyone.
Are these recent pics? She looks like she’s more stoned than ever. She’s not going to live very long and it’s sad that her parents are too high to see it or care.
I am on call tonight and I can bet money that the doped up, and now nutless, Rott I just saw on my rounds is smarter than that woman/child.
‘Stop being negative’. Ok, I will do just that the moment she reaches reality and stops acting like a petulant child. Until then I have no issue calling her out for acting like one. GROW UP little girl! Your games are not cute or sexy, they are tired and ineffective and you are only making a fool of yourself. This stupid and harmful comment about a potential disaster is just proof as to what a court jester you have become, but the funny is unintentional it is pathetic and unkind. Many lives have been lost and I fear more to come, it isn’t funny or ‘sassy’ it is pathetic.
I’m guessing “lower the blinds” is a reference to the Scissor Sister’s song “Let’s Have a Kiki”, which is a pretty great song.
“What’s up? It’s Pickles. Leave a message.
Hey, I’m calling you back.
Oooh, she’s been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes, and the ears, and take the train, to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Motherfuckers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I’m greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
So no fee for me, and I don’t even know what’s the tea!
So I hope you’re up girl
Because we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
‘Cause I know exactly what we need”
Complete idiot.
STFU.
It’s because she doesn’t give a damn about anything that really matters and is a shell of a person. She has no respect for the value of money or general rules of society, and is immature enough to still think she’s invincible, so millions of other people should too?
No one cares about your opinion except to make fun of your stupidity-be quiet LL.
The Cracken thinks preparedness is stealing some jewelry and clothing for her next big event. Her emergency “go bag” is full of coke, lip gloss, and lubricant.
Of course she doesn’t get it. She doesn’t get anything that requires responsibility and preparation. Maybe she’ll get it when Dina calls up demanding 10K to fix the roof that’s blown off her Long Island home. What a fool.
That trash should not speak or type anything! I live in Pa and it was crazy here. I can’t imagine all the poor people in NJ and NY. Maybe she should go hang out on the Jersey Shore and get swept out to sea.
Ugh, this bitch. Can’t someone tie her up and leave her in New York for the hurricane to take? Pretty please?
Stay safe everyone.
I wish people would stop projecting negativity too. It’s like, why are the people of Africa always talking about famine and stuff? If they talked more about expensive jewelry or, like, nice shoes, they would get them. Malnutrition is just code for “not thinking positively.” Peace!
this comment is too good!
What a f’ing MORON this hag is. Go away, to jail.
The hard life is etched on her face and has scattered her mind to the wind…
Deeply sad.
Why were people panicking????!!!!! Because, you twit, it was a HUGE SCARY STORM!!!! It sounded like a freight train right outside my window!
Grrrrrr. Sorry, I am a little touchy, having just been through the storm! We made it through relatively unscathed…it just makes me mad that someone as idiotic and vapid as the cracken has the nerve to say crap like that.