Rumer Willis in a retro bikini in Hawaii: super-cute & better than expected?

Here are some new photos of Rumer Willis on Waikiki Beach during a vacation in Oahu, Hawaii on Saturday. Sometimes, I actually come around on Rumer and I actually find her a sympathetic person – her mom is a whackjob and her dad is busy creating a second family with his new young wife, you know? That doesn’t mean that Rumer is a supermodel or anything (even though she gets modeling contracts!), but if she keeps her expectations low, I’m fine with her having a Hollywood career. I’m surprised she doesn’t try to do more television work, like Susan Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri, who is building an acting career slowly and without any “I’m a natural movie star!” pretense.

Anyway, these photos. First of all, I really like her bikini. I like these retro styles where the bottoms look like giant granny panties. I think the retro styles are flattering on certain body types, and Rumer has one of those body types. As for her body… I like it. I think she looks fit and healthy. At various points over the past few years, she seemed to lose a dramatic amount of weight, and then sometimes I could have sworn that she had implants. But in these photos, I think her boobs are real and she looks like she’s a healthy weight for her frame. Rumer’s a tall girl, isn’t she?

There are also some rumors going around that Demi Moore thinks Rumer is an alcoholic, and Demi is trying to get Rumer to curb her partying and enter rehab. A source told Star Mag that Rumer’s life “basically consists of sleeping, then going out to hang and drink in bars and clubs, where she’s happiest.” But… I would guess that Rumer could just shoot her a mother a “The drunk apple didn’t fall far from the Whip-It Mother Tree, did it?” look.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. virginia5 says:

    nothing wrong with her body, but it doesn’t distract from her face.

    ps why is she always photographed?

    • videli says:

      I actually think she has an interesting face; if only accompanied by acting talent, and I don’t believe she has it, I’d watch her as an actress. Also, the bikini bottoms would barely look good on Marilyn Monroe.

      • Amelia says:

        The bikini bottoms are quite tragic. Whoever thought it was a good idea to bring back high waisted *anything* needs to go sit in the corner and think about what they’ve done. The only high waisted item of clothing I own is a pencil skirt, and I’m completely up-and-down so it looks ridiculous on me.
        She looks a dead ringer for Kristen Stewart in that last photo.
        Now, a slightly off topic comment; the lighting in that top picture is really lovely.
        Well done paparazzi. Well done. (The world really must be ending this year, who’d have thought anyone would ever write that sentence?)

      • Chatcat says:

        I’m in agreement. That style suit is almost impossible to pull off, even if it was a better color! Not flatter but frumpy IMO. Oh and I thought that was KLewd in the last picture…and THAT is not a compliment.

    • Liv says:

      I think she looks good here, even her face. But her bikini is not really flattering from behind.

    • Danmor says:

      She’s a DOG.

  2. pretty says:

    that bikini bottom is so unattractive.
    i hate that look!
    looks like a diaper!!! and granny panties!

  3. Cleveland Girl says:

    She looks good. She does the most she can with what she was born with.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

      I agree and if she doesn’t mess with her face (cough cough demi cough cough)I think she will be very beautiful in her thirties and forties.

  4. Joanna says:

    she looks great

  5. guest says:

    i kinda feel sorry for Rumer and her sisters. Women always dished about other women but I’ve heard men in my office say it’s a shame that Demi and Bruce had very unattractive children considering they are are both attractive. I don’t know what happened because they were very cute kids.
    But you look at Brooke Shields, she was beautiful/gorgeous as a child, teen and and in her 20’s. Now, she looks like a drag queen in her 40’s. Not ugly, but I thought she would always be a gorgeous older woman. NOT!!!

    • TG says:

      Iknow what you mean about Brooke Shields. She looks very masculine now and a drag queen. I too thought she would always be a natural beauty and age gracefully. Regarding Demi have you ever seen what she looked like as a child and before she became a celebrity and had all the plastic surgery? She wasn’t very attractive. That’s why all these celeb kids don’t look as cute as their parents because the results of plastic surgery are only cosmetic and not genetic. LOL

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        I agree, great comment. Demi’s attractiveness has always been over rated. And Bruce isn’t ‘classically handsome’ either.

    • Jayna says:

      Sadly people judge by still photos. The beauty in someone usually comes out in person; the way they speak, facial mannerisms, smile, personality. I saw Rumer on Letterman a couple of years ago and she came across so much prettier. Beautiful skin, very pretty speaking manner, funny, gracious, handled herself with grace. I think Demi and Bruce should be and are very proud to have a daughter like Rumer.

      • Zoid says:

        Well to be fair Rumer IS trying to be a model, which involves still photos. So naturally most people will judge them.

  6. tracking says:

    I’m not sure about the fit of the bottoms, but seriously cute just the same.

  7. Blondie says:

    She looks like she’s wearing my moms panties. But my moms are smaller.

  8. Lizzie K says:

    Third pic with her hair wet and she’s pulling it back … confirms my opinion that she would look best with a short haircut. I think she has an interesting look if she is styled well.

    • LAK says:

      Actually it’s because she’s tilting her head in such a way that you can see definition of chin/jaw vs neck. That’s creating a flattering angle/line to her face. In the other pictures where her hair is similarly pulled back but she’s staring at the camera deadon, not flattering at all.

      Her head and jaw are the same size as her neck. And she’s got tiny features relative to the size of her head. Despite the modelling contracts and red carpets, she doesn’t know how to pose her head at a flattering angle to disguise her less than flattering features. Instead she looks deadon at the camera which isn’t good. She should take lessons from VB or Paris Hilton….two people who aren’t necessarily beautiful but have worked out what angles flatter their features.

  9. Steph says:

    I think her body looks awesome. I guess she’s younger, but I know if I drink 2 nights in a row, I would look yucky and bloated, so she doesn’t look like an alcoholic as far as I’m concerned.

  10. Eleonor says:

    She has a lovely figure (Demi’s legs!) and she looks cute.

  11. French says:

    she looks good and this bikini is good on her very flattering

  12. RN says:

    I don’t know about your assumption that she’s “healthy”, as she is a smoker.

    Coverage of her is annoying, because she doesn’t seem to actually DO anything.

    Those bottoms are seriously unflattering, and her tattoo makes it look like she has a smear of dirt on her arm.

    • aims says:

      I agree. What does she do for a living? She just happens to be an offspring of two actors, and seems to be living off mommy and daddy’s money. Maybe a few acting jobs. here and there. As far as the shut goes, it’s OK. I would prefer it over a string,or something tiny.

      I agree, her mom is a wack job and her dad seems to have found a young women and have a redo family with her. I’m sympathetic to all if that, however she has one advantage that the rest of don’t have. Her parents are loaded, and seem to be footing the bill for all very vices.

      • Sarah Silander says:

        Yes, what does she do and what is she “on vacation” from? Her life reminds me of Waity.

    • GoodCapon says:

      I thought the tattoo was a jellyfish at first glance.

  13. hateonit. says:

    the last pic looks like Kristen Stewart. her body looks really good.

  14. Roma says:

    I actually feel like she looks like Demi in a few of these…

  15. Kimbob says:

    Can’t believe I’m saying this, but Rumer looks great in these pics. Kudos to her for being bold & wearing a retro bikini. Rumer definitely has a great body.

    Again, I’m surprising myself by being complimentary of her, but I gotta give credit where credit is due. These pics bring out her “best,” because she doesn’t look so potato-heady, as well. Good job, Rumer!

    I do agree w/@RN, though. That tat on her arm distracts & looks trashy.

  16. SusieQ2 says:

    I think Demi would be better off concentrating on her own problems rather than worrying about her grown-up daughter.

    I agree with Lizzie K said – she looks so much better in that 3rd picture with her hair pulled back. Long hair is not her friend.

    Her outfit is cute, but Lord I hate the tattoo.

  17. John Wayne Lives says:

    Her body is looking amazing!!! But oooh! That face! Lol

  18. MG says:

    I think she looks fantastic! Her face looks great too. Usually I don’t find her attractive at all.

    • crtb says:

      I was thinking the same thing! She has a great body. The bathing suit is very flattering and for the first time ever I can see her mom’s face in hers! She actually looks pretty in these pictures.
      And that doesn’t happen often. How sad for Rumer and her sisters to be the offspring of famous and attractive parents, and not have any talent or be attractive. It must be very depressing.

  19. valleymiss says:

    I’d kill for hips like hers. She looks great…slim, but not crazy skinny. Very lovely silhouette. And I’m glad she hasn’t gotten fake boobs. She looks good as is.

  20. India says:

    She is looking so much better since she had that massive jaw shaved off. Her figure is lovely.

  21. justforfun says:

    In that last picture, with her mouth open, and sunglasses on –> kristen stewart, amirite?

  22. Ann says:

    I think she looks very cute and I think women need to stop being so overly critical of other women’s appearance. It’s nasty and counterproductive.

  23. BX says:

    Her body looks great. She’s looks healthy and toned.

  24. palermo says:

    It doesn’t matter what else she does, wears, she has such an unfortunate face

  25. Sarah says:

    She looks like her mother like crazy on these pictures!

  26. Tuxedo Cat says:

    I like that style on her – tall women have problems getting one pieces that fit.

  27. CC says:

    uhhhh…..what exactly is her claim to fame other than being a grown-up celeb’s kid? It’s intrusive with kids but in those you’re actually covering their celeb partenting skills? what’s the excuse here?

    • Al says:

      She’s an actress and a model. She is trying to have a career of her own.

    • Al says:

      She’s an actress and a model. She is trying to have a career of her own.

      I think she looks great! I’d love to have her figure, rather than my own pear shape.

  28. Mew says:

    I don’t knwo why, but I imagined for whatever odd reason that she’d look more fit. Well, that’s that then.

  29. LMS says:

    Not a fan, but I think she looks great — except for that awful tattoo. And I agree that the cut of the bikini is flattering.

  30. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I actually think she usually looks kinda cute. I can’t explain why I think she’s pretty but I just kinda find her attractive. I also think she doesn’t come off as snooty and that is a big plus. Like she just seems she’d be cool to hang out with

  31. Amy says:

    She has a gorgeous figure. I’m jealous!

  32. ms. heart says:

    I’m sorry gurl, but ewwww… saggy bottoms, flat chest, saddlebag hips, potatoe head, Jay Leno chin = not a good combo. and if you’re puttin’ it out there you’re asking for it.
    go away you talentless coattailriding selfentitled useless little celebutard and go spend some more of mommy and daay’s money.

  33. Xogami says:

    What an unfortunate face!

  34. Turd Fergussen says:

    She has a terrific, healthy body. The arm tattoo she’ll (hopefully) regret one day.

  35. Just Me says:

    Oh, to be so young again. I think she looks great. She has an athletes body, it looks like. Maybe a volleyballer’s body. Big fan of the pinup look. This looks good on her. Do your thang, girl.

  36. grazi says:

    Her body is great, and she has the kind of legs that I like. I dont normally open posts about her, because it bugs the hell out of me all the face comments. It has gotten old a long time ago, enough, isn’t it?
    And before somebody draws my attention to the name of the site, i must say that I am all for bitching about what celebrities say, do or wear, but not about something they cant change. This is just bullying, imho. And then I see a lot of these people go make comments about celebrities bullies in other posts…

    • Lady D says:

      Agree completely grazi. I think it is beyond ignorant to pick on someone for something they cannot change. Picking on crackie because she has freckles. Picking on falcor for the shape of her eyes. Picking on Rumer for the shape of her chin. These are ignorant comments. If a celeb is putting themselves out there, they will provide enough fodder to entertain us. Cruelty shouldn’t be a part of entertainment.

    • Mean Hannah says:

      ITA.

    • april says:

      I agree it is bullying to be cruel about her looks.

      She looks a lot like her mom in some of these photos.

    • Sapphire says:

      And I do not think any of the posters on this sub thread have used the term “bullying” correctly. Go drag out your Websters’.

  37. LurkeeLee says:

    I agree she looks great in this bikini. Taylor Swift wears this style alot too, but I don’t like it on her at all, but on Rumer here it’s a cute look.

  38. citygirlsf says:

    Cute from the front, less so from the back.

    Few are the women who can 100% rock the high-waisted look, but this is not entirely bad.

  39. Mystic says:

    Ok, maybe someone already asked this, but why is this woman photographed? She is just some actors daughter. Why judge her looks? Is she an actress too? Sorry, maybe I am missing something here?

  40. anneesezz says:

    The problem is her face.

  41. jane16 says:

    Love the retro bikini. Wish more women would wear them instead of trying to squeeze their flab into something that only a teenager or a model looks good in. I feel sorry for the poor girl, since she’s Demi’s kid, a) becuz Demi is a selfish bitch and b) becuz she is/was a beautiful woman and it is probably hard to be a daughter of someone who is famous for her beauty when you are not.

  42. jane16 says:

    btw, my older sis is here (baby boomer) and she says they didn’t call this type of suit a bikini in the 60s. She said they were called a hip hugger two piece.

  43. Lisa says:

    She has a nice little midsection. The suit isn’t terribly flattering, but you see so much worse at the beach.

  44. Loralei says:

    What happened to her massive jawline? Is it just a very talented photographer who shot her at just the right angle so as to hide the lower jaw that she inherited from her father, or did she actually have some sort of cosmetic surgery? I don’t think there’s any procedure that exists unless they actually cut into her jawline. I think she looks alot like her mother in these pictures. Terrible bikini bottoms! But she actually can wear them without looking too bad.

  45. carol says:

    totally better get on the exercise

  46. SLL says:

    First time I’ve seen a Demi resemblance.

  47. Francesca says:

    they all look like their dad, which is a total shame. even their figures. oy!

  48. Kosmos says:

    Not everyone looks good in a tiny bikini bottom. Maybe this is an optional look for her? I like her, don’t know about her acting, but she’s just a young woman trying to find her way…give her some space.

  49. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Agree. The jawline is much MUCH improved. Before she looked boarderline deformed.
    Now if shed take care of the awful hooked nose.
    Does anyone else pick up gay/ Lez vibes from Rumor??