Diane Kruger is glamourous in Jason Wu to open Jaeger-LeCoultre’s new Paris boutique on Paris. Catherine Deneuve was there too! [Pop Sugar]
Sandra Bullock had to pull Louis away from his playdate. [LaineyGossip]
Goldie Hawn turns a young 67 years old today. [Dlisted]
The latest Jack the Giant Slayer doesn’t look terrible. [Pajiba]
Channing Tatum keeps the sexy title alive on his film set. [A Socialite Life]
Ke$ha forgot her pants on the “Today” show. [The Blemish]
Legal United States pot is a problem for Mexican drug cartels. [Buzzfeed]
E.L. James, Ben Affleck, and Chris Christie are 2012’s Most Fascinating. [Gawker]
Matt Lauer might be losing his cushy “Today” job. Aww. [CDAN]
Pete Wentz takes Bronx’s cute blonde curls for a walk. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kim Kardashian stuffs it into size 2 leather leggings. [Moe Jackson]
Selena Gomez looks uber cute at her Adidas launch. [Popoholic]
Miley Cyrus will turn 20 years old in the Big Apple. [ICYDK]
Jesse James is engaged for the fifth time. This will go well. [Starcasm]
Kelly Clarkson only lost weight to get her boyfriend. [Celebslam]
Anne Hathaway admits she was a “hyper-cheerleadery” Oscar host. [Dramarama]
Britney Spears‘ first ex-husband is with K-Fed’s baby mama. [Amy Grindhouse]
Jon Bon Jovi says his family will get through heroin scandal. [Wonderwall]
****** All of us here at Celebitchy wish you a happy, safe and healthy Thanksgiving. Please don’t drink and drive, or crack and drive, and please don’t deep fry your turkey (you’ll set your house on fire, trust me). We’re taking Thanksgiving off, but if there’s any breaking news (like a certain crackhead being dragged away in cuffs), we’ll be updating and we’ll probably have some stories on Friday and throughout the weekend. Happy holidays everyone!
Love,
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ha, my dad almost set our garage on fire the first time he deep-fried (too much oil in the pot), thank goodness for kitty litter..
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
He didn’t try to deep-fry a turkey inside the house, did he? Every year a dozen people burn their houses down trying to deep-fry a turkey in the kitchen.
nah, it was more a carport..it made a mess though and he heard about it for years after. since he passed no one in our family fries them anymore..
But … Why? What’s better than a roast turkey? If you want something fried just do the fillets or go to KFC.
But, I suppose, each to their own.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Celebitches on the left side of the pond!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Amelia, you are from the right side, right? 🙂
marie…too funny. I have not tried it but have been to folks house that have and it is an interesting and entertaining process that can be “dangerous” as well! Roasting my 21 lbr the good old fashion way tomorrow for me and mine~
Happy Thanksgiving!
to me, roasted is and will always be the best.. 21lb?!? that butterball is huge..
Yeah well I am expecting 21 peeps so I did a pound a person, don’t ask me why, but I did…UGH. 🙂
turkey soup! Toss in some of the other stuff too, including whole cranberries.
Indeed I am, Liv 🙂
21lb?!!! That’s one biiig bird. I’m fairly certain that wouldn’t fit in my oven!
I am too! 😉
So no turkey for me. But I hope everyone had a great time.
Happy Thanksgiving!
While we might not celebrate it in my neck of the woods, I’ll join you all in eating and drinking shed loads 🙂
I live out in the sticks, Lso known as the boonies, maybe i could share some turrrrkey with you
:-b gobble gobble! Happy Thanksgiving !
Not to be outdone by the time my mom (RIP) locked the turkey in the oven on self-cleaning mode. Bless.
Haha where is the like button for this!
Ok, now THAT is a funny story 🙂
Haha best Thanksgiving story ever! 😀
*LIKE* Haha! Your poor mom!
OMG I did that with some other meat! I freaked…lol
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
We do need a like button 🙂
OMG. lol.
WGAF? Where is Josh Jackson??? 🙁
He’s in Canada filming his TV show
But Enty keeps hinting at a breakup between these two
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to my American neighbours. Hope y’all get seriously stuffed on turkey. I’ll be with you in spirit (and hammered on spirits) Sunday night at the movies. My friends and I have come up with 3 drinking games for the movie. Now we have to narrow it down to one. There is just no way I am going to be sober watching this movie.
My sister is planning on deep frying her turkey, now Im worried. I saw a warning about that on another site and sent it to her but of course she doesnt think anything like that will happen to her.
Im not a cook so I dont know what the big deal is but why is everyone suddenly deep frying turkeys? Never heard of it until the past couple years and it was usaully in a fire related story.
You gotta make sure its fully thawed, otherwise the set up will probably explode. But as long as she reads the directions (and follows them) she’ll be fine. My family has been deep frying them for years, but they are rednecks from South Carolina so….
I have never deep fried a turkey nor have I tasted deep feied turkey
However I know several people that deep fry their turkeys. It only takes 45 minutes from start to finish. And it cooks moist and juicy.
I guess it is a lot like broasted chicken.
I have heard, however, that the leftovers so not taste very good. Fried things ( French fries etc) usually do not reheat very well
It must come and go in cycles. I remember Martha Stewart starting the fad in the mid 90s and lots of our friends tried it but we never did. My husband always grills our turkey, which the meat eaters in our family enjoy.
It’s not the house I’d be worried about as much as the people near it. I remember reading a story about a little boy who knocked into one and was badly burned. Be careful and enjoy!
Another concern is using too much oil. I’ve seen a couple food guys who said to always fill the fryer with water and dunk the raw bird, too make sure how much oil to use.
Happy thanksgiving to all! I can’t wait to see everyone’s reactions to Liz & Dick on Sunday! 😀
I did not realize how big of a deal thanksgiving was, until I worked for an American company (I’m Canadian).
We were all a bit jealous in our office, because the American offices get a 4 day weekend, until we found out you all don’t get boxing day off. So I guess I’m okay with it.
Enjoy the turkey!
A friend of mine went to his sister’s house last year for Thanksgiving dinner. She thought she had made a white cornbread stuffing, but she didn’t realize until after the turkey was cooked that she had grabbed the wrong box and stuffed the turkey with grits.
He said even the dog wouldn’t eat it.
Hahaha aww
Happy (American) Thanksgiving. I expect the cracken to break out some serious LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME! over the weekend. Well, that and her turkey to be stuffed with meth*.
*Not a euphemism, I hope.
In the first pic, I thought she was Christina Applegate. She’s a very pretty woman; I like her hair.
After tmw, the countdown to Christmas begins….
Wishing all my celebitches a safe and happy holdiay!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!!
Diane Kruger looked amazing in Troy when they asked to gain a bit of weight… I know she was also a lot younger but still…
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!!!
We are totally deep frying our chicken, after injecting it with Cajun butter marinade! Louisiana Thanksgiving! Nothing better.
My husband is a Louisiana boy (we live in San Francisco) and he always orders a deep fried turkey from a local Cajun restaurant. I prefer to let someone else take the hazard risk and clean up the mess! Happy Thanksgiving all!
Wow sounds DELISH!!
Diane Kruger looks amazing, so pretty.
Happy Thanksgiving! Ours is over (Canadian) but wishing all of you stateside a happy weekend. 🙂
Enjoy your U.S. Thanksgiving everyone from your pals across the border in Canadialand!
She is so beautiful, its a shame that she is so thin. Her looks would last much longer with a little weight. She is 36 now so would be a good time to start considering this.
Diane Kruger is just the best!! Totally makes me think of Old Hollywood Glamour when I see her. I hope her and Josh get married, I think they’d have the Cutest babies!!!
yes, def hollywood glamour. this is onesie perfection. it would be a bit boring without the pants. beautiful
Happy Holidays, ladies!
Hmmm love the outfit dislike her hair. I dont think I’ve ever seen a movie with her in it so dont know much about her other than she has a mean looking little face. But still pretty.
The Cajun Butter Marinade sounds delicious!!!!!
Diane Kruger is flawless
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Have a safe and wonderful holiday.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL THE CELEBITCHY POSTERS.
enjoy your families. Laugh a lot. and remember how fortunate we all are. And if possible don’t forget those that are not as fortunate.
Our family is going to our Aunt’s for a big family gathering. I’m going to miss my Mother’s dressing. Gosh the stuff of the Gods.
Enjoy! I’ll get to watch everyone else eat the stuffing that I LOVE but can no longer eat since being diagnosed with celiac : \
Not sure if my link would get removed, but I have a few good recipes for g-free stuffings you could try for next year. If you aren’t vegetarian, Whole 9 has one with ground beef as the base, with apples and nuts. I make the fruit & nut stuffing from Prevention w/ g-free bread. It WAS better when I could use regular whole grain bagels, so you’ll have to play around with different things to see which one suits your taste.
She’s look much better if she gained some weight( I say this for most of them) but she has a beautiful face.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone over there from over here!
Save me some stuffing please, someone!
And if you’re looking for a movie, try Jane Eyre with our Fassy in it…
*biscuit implosion*
he’s THAT hot, I kept staring at his crotch for a miracle to happen…
Happy thanksgiving to our U.S girls !
Happy Turkey day to all you American Celebitches eh!
I know you all will hate me for this but Bronx is sn irritating looking child.
I would like to thank Celebitchy (and my fellow posters) for being a welcome diversion from the family. Happy Thanksgiving!
Your story made me LOL! I’m from the Deep South & my grandmother always cooked the best, artery clogging, buttered carbed, grease-erific fried meat bonanzas. Grits were served with almost every meal. The woman lived to the age of 91. Unfortunately I can no longer get away with the grease-fests. Also, and I hate myself for saying this, but turkey & grits sound kind of yummy. SMDH
She looks amazing. Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey Celebitches, have a lovely Thanksgiving if you live in the US. I’m in Portland w/Hobbit Hubby and friends. Just emigrated to Canada in September so I haven’t converted to Canadian Thanksgiving yet. See no reason not to do both :@.
I really love hearing where all of you are from. In the last oh century, I’ve lived in Long Beach, CA,the San Francisco Bay Area
Mayim Bialik divorce. That should make for a good discussion.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving.
And Seattle before crawling across the border to escape the red ink tsunami precipitated by health care costs after Hobbit Hobby had to retire on disability due to his MS. I AM deeply grateful to the Canadian government for taking us in (hobbit hubby is a dual citizen).
I wish you all a day of peace, fulfillment, and familial harmony. Or at least a lot of alcohol to dull the pain.
Stunning? I think not. Diane certainly has beautiful bone structure but her extreme thinness makes her look very hard. Also, i wouldn’t kill her to remove that lemon she seems to be permanently sucking on.
I think she’s more handsome than stunning or beautiful. At times she looks slightly severe.
Paris Hilton’s cottage cheese in a garbage bag comparison still rings true.
After reading Lainey’s “Cucumber” that’s what I think of now when I see her. She’s very over-rated. Her red carpet/photo opps far outnumber her actual movie roles.
Gabriel Aubry has been arrested after a fight with Olivier Martinez at Halle’s house according to TMZ :/ will the drama never end?
On Thanksgiving day! Halle needs no turkey she’s stuffed with smug and happy right now… Joke aside I admit she can’t be blamed here as Aubry brought it upon himself he should’ve made a better call given the circumstances… I mean come on he just got granted that case against Halle wanting to move to France and now this? Poor Nahla…
Yet I’m sure that in some way people, or I should say, Aubrey apologists, will try to blame Halle’s crazy vagina powers on two GROWN ass men fighting. I’m sure we will read that she pushed Gabe into it (same line abusers use on their victims) or she told Olivier to do it, because you know he’s not a grown man. Halle’s claims about Aubrey having anger issues is now proof for the non believers. He appears to have received the worse of the injuries yet he was arrested at the hospital? Even is Oliver over stepped his bounds by saying something, Gabe should have ignored it. I always knew he wasn’t innocent. He needs to grow up. He won the custody/move case and two weeks later this? Poor Nahla
A guy ends up in hospital with serious injuries, and the other guy called the cops and made allegations that would automatically lead to arrest. And emergency orders are, by their nature, not contested, and an arrest and allegations of this seriousness would make one pretty much automatically granted, with the reality of any need for one determined at a later date. That’s the thing about emergency restraining type orders – you grant first if it looks even remotely possible that one’s needed, then ask detailed questions and demand proof later. That is all we know at this point, so perhaps hold fire on making any judgements on either side?
Team Nahla. And on Thanksgiving day. The adults need to start acting like adults, all three of them.
You’ll have to post CB! Not a slow news weekend!