This is one of the funniest Lindsay Lohan stories ever. It’s just random enough to be true, too. The woman who was the recipient of Lindsay’s crack-fist is named Tiffany Eve Mitchell, and she is this blonde woman that I referenced yesterday. Tiffany is a “well-know psychic” apparently (LOL) and she said that when Lindsay Lohan walked into the club, she had a “premonition” (LOL). That premonition was not that she was about to get punched in the face by a crackhead, by the way. We still don’t know what the premonition was. But whatever it was, Tiffany felt the need to walk over to Lindsay and offer her a free reading (LOL). Lindsay was all “OMG you f—king Gypsies I HATE YOU EAT MY FISTS.” Pretty much.
The victim in the Lindsay Lohan nightclub fight tells TMZ … Lohan hurled a racial slur at her moments before the brawl … calling her a “f**king Gypsy.”
TMZ spoke with Tiffany Mitchell — a well-known psychic who was at the club Avenue with a friend Wednesday night when Lohan walked in.
Tiffany tells us … she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading … but Lohan turned her down saying, “Give me my space.”
As she walked away, Tiffany’s friend says she heard Lohan call her a “f**king Gypsy” … and it set her off.
We’re told the friend went ballistic — unloading a bunch of insults back at Lohan … calling her a “whore” and telling her “Liz & Dick sucked.”
At that point, Lohan lost her cool and socked the psychic in the eye … and all hell broke loose inside the club. Lohan was eventually arrested for assault.
Tiffany’s husband tells TMZ, “We are not Gypsies. That has nothing to do with our religion … it was a racist comment.”
He adds, “Just because your career went down the drain and your new movie sucks, you can’t go around beating people up.”
As for the connection to Max from “The Wanted” — we’re told Tiffany DID have a convo with the heartthrob earlier in the evening … but it was just a friendly conversation and Lindsay had nothing to be jealous about.
Only Lindsay Lohan would be, like, offensively prejudiced against the Roma or Romani community. Only Lindsay Lohan would be grossly offended by an offer of a free reading, and respond with an ethnic slur and a crack punch. She is ridiculous. What did the Roma ever do to Lindsay?
To add to the hilarity, Lindsay has a new lawyer and he is probably already thinking “FML.” His name is Mark Heller, and he was sent out to give a statement to E! News. Poor Mr. Heller had the sad duty of trying to convince us that the Cracken was not under the influence of anything!! LOL. Heller says:
“I can tell you when I was with her this morning; she was in great condition,” attorney Mark Heller tells E! News. “She was certainly not intoxicated, certainly not under the influence of drugs. She was clear [and] lucid, her eyes were clear. No alcohol involvement whatsoever on this occasion.”
However, Heller said he didn’t ask LiLo if she had been drinking or doing drugs at any point during the evening. “It wasn’t even brought up,” he said, adding, “She was perfectly appropriate. And the police made note of that.”
Lohan is set to face formal charges at a Jan. 7 arraignment, but Heller believes he’ll prove her innocence before then.
“We are going to be working very earnestly to establish that no charges should even be lodged,” he said. “[The police] have already made arrangements to get the video from the…club, which hopefully will reveal some exonerating information. After that, they could just walk away from the case and decline to even prosecute.”
Asked how the Liz & Dick star is doing right now, Heller said, “She’s sleeping. She was up all night long and went through a very rough ordeal.”
This poor bastard. Godspeed, dude. Especially considering that even TMZ is calling the Cracken out on her drinking now – TMZ says LL’s “drinking problem has returned with a vengeance — sources close to the actress tell TMZ, she’s been boozing heavily for months now … as much as TWO LITERS of vodka a day.” She’s started (?) drinking in the morning and she just boozes all day long, which is what happened the night she was arrested – she had been drinking for most of the day and night. Lindsay’s “friends” have given up trying to help her because… you know, she’s a sloppy, violent drunk and they don’t want to deal with the crack fists of doom.
Also: E! News compiled a lovely timeline of all of Lindsay’s arrests and legal shenanigans and court dates. It’s epic.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
2 liters of vodka! gross. but wouldn’t be surprised if this info was put out by team lohan. just to show the judge she needs rehab and not jail.
That is exactly what I think this is. A bid for rehab, not jail.
I hope they don’t buy in. She’s been in five times now, who says 6 will do it even if she says she’ll go for 6 months?
No, I think she needs punishment now. The kid gloves period should be done. Although I’m not betting on anything with her.
Two things –
Firstly; I thought I had eyebrow trauma before I saw that first picture.
Secondly; you can consume 2 litres of vodka a day and not DIE??
Well, I’m convinced.
She’s an android. The vodka’s there to grease the cogs, that’s the only explanation.
Christ, maybe she’s the Terminator, sent back in time to save us from the Apocalypse on the 21st of December…
Right. We’re f*cked. Have a good three weeks of life, everybody.
EDIT: Oh, the Taylor-Swift-breakup-bunker is now open for business again. Best to grab dibs on a bunk bed now before they all fill up.
Three personal items allowed, furry kids have their own play pen, and spouses do not count as personal items if they have any sort of culinary skill.
Lol Amelia, bottoms up!
dibs on a top bunk, and thank goodness my guy can cook cause I’d have to live on fast food otherwise, yuck..
as for the psychic being well known-I’ve never heard of her. maybe her premonition was of Lilo getting arrested and she just wanted to get the ball rolling.
And Amelia, if what you say is true I believe she was sent back in time to START the Apocalypse-when she decides to staright up, everyone will know that it’s the beginning of the end..
My sister was an alcoholic for years and easily drank over two liters of vodka a day. One time she was brought in and her blood alcohol level was just under 50%. The doctors had no idea why she was still alive. Her husband baker acted her because she came after him with a knife. Thank god she finally found a rehab that worked (third time) and she’s been clean for eight months. It’s a constant struggle though. I seriously doubt Lindsey has the fortitude to become clean and sober.
Yup, a friend from high school got a DUI and blew a .39%. The cops were amazed she wasn’t dead. She refused to go the the ER as well. And, yup, she was drinking when I saw her.
0.4% is comatose. 0.5% is dead.
For the average person 0,5 is deadly, but there are people who are abnormally resistant to alcohol damage. In my area, every year at least a few people exceed the lethal limit twice (record was three times) and end up alive and fine (except the serious drinking problem). Somehow.
My sister was an alcoholic for years and easily drank two liters of vodka a day. One time she was brought in and her blood alcohol level was just under 50%. The doctors had no idea why she was still alive. Her husband baker acted her because she came after him with a knife. Thank god she finally found a rehab that worked (third time) and she’s been clean for eight months. It’s a constant struggle though. I seriously doubt Lindsey has the fortitude to become clean and sober.
Doctors don’t know everything. My blood sugar was 21 when I had MRSA. Doctor couldn’t figure out how I was still conscious.
Maybe Linds in possessed when she drinks. That would explain her behavior.
Claustrophobic with four (4!!!!) hairy kids and a toddler here, but I’ll bite. Consider me RSVP’d.
But if Taylor Swift is actually IN THERE, all bets are off.
I’ll just die, thankyouverymuch.
No, it was to get away from that! We got a showing of Skyfall too.
bluhare – Then count us IN! But can we have Argo and the new Eric Bana, Charlie Hunnam movie too? (pretty please?)
bellaluna: You’ll have to talk to Amelia. I’ve heard she can get an advance copy of Les Miz, and I want that one!!
Although I’d watch Argo again.
Pick as many movies as you like Bellaluna!
We’re going to need a whole lot of Bana dong to get us through the Crack-ocalypse.
TDKR is coming out on DVD in a few days, if I recall …
EDIT: Bluhare, Les Miz is in the post and on its way to the bunker, express crack delivery.
The sing-a-long version, too …
“Do you hear the crackies sing,
Singing the song of angry screeeees,
It is the music of a Crackie who will not be sane again…”
Amelia: You got the sing along version??
“I dreamed a dream she went to jail . . .”
Amelia, if it helps, I’ve got the WHOLE Eric Bana Batman saga on pre-order from Amazon (should be here anytime now).
Surely that should ensure my place! And I know it’s a weird request, but could we also have Hugh Jackman movies?
I’m talking Australia and The Prestige (and Eric’s in that one) and The Fountain, here. (Don’t judge me, bitches!)
Because…DUH! He’s HUGH JACKMAN. OH! And anything with Oded Fehr, because MY GOD he undoes me!
(And if you don’t share that Les Miz, I will hater-face you for life. FOR. LIFE. Got it, baby?) 😉
Don’t worry Bellaluna, Les Miz is meant for sharing!
‘MAAAAHSTER OF THE ‘OUSE….’
(Can’t wait to see what HBC and SBC do with that number).
A resounding ‘yes’ to Australia; that film never fails to make me weepy 🙂
Two liters a day. Jeez Linds, save some for the rest of us already, you gypsy hater you.
I think you’d be hard pressed to find people who are pro-Roma. Go to Europe and you will see why.
And that justifies Lindsay using an ethnic slur? come on.
I am college-educated and generally have a clue about other cultures and races, but I didn’t know until I read this story that “gypsy” was a derogative term necessarily or that it was tied to the Roma/Romani culture. Yes, I was ignorant and am now interested to learn more. It’s a bit of a stretch to say she knew calling them a gypsy was a racial slur. I wouldn’t have known that and, unlike Lady Cracken, I haven’t snorted my weight in coke on a daily basis for years. I think we’re giving her too much credit to assume she understood the cultural implications of what she said.
I didn’t know the origin of “gypped” until a few years ago, when someone kindly informed me.
She’s a basketcase for sure though, even if she did say something to her pals, the response to someone yelling at you is not to punch them in the face.
I will agree that many people are not aware of the Romany culture because they are a very private community (or at least they were until shows like My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and American Gypsies). I hear people use the word “gypped” all the time, and they don’t realize that’s actually a culturally derogatory term. They think the word they’re saying is “jipped.” However, I think you’re giving Lohan a little too much credit here. She didn’t toss around a slang term. She called her a Gypsy. And she paired the f-bomb with it. I’m quite sure she meant it to be as offensive as it came off.
Yeah, I agree with this one. It was specific enough and intended to be derogatory enough that I don’t want to give her a pass. If you’ve spent any time in Europe, which I’m sure she has, you know about Roma and Sinti.
I know quite a bit about gypsies, I’m a small part gypsy myself & I get very cross at the huge barrage of prejudice practising gypsies have to face and yet I honestly don’t think the word “gypsy” is an ethnic slur, and I also don’t think it specifically refers only to the Roma, it’s used to denote nomadic people more generally. I grew up (in the UK) with it being used for both Roma & Pavee (this is the Irish Travellers’ name for their community). Having said that, I think “gypsy” can be used in a derogatory way: if someone tells you that they would like to be called by the name they give themselves it is rude and disrespectful not to follow their lead.
@Hrefna Well the word “gypsy” originates from the word Egypt – where many Europeans (wrongly) believed they originated – and is considered offensive both because of the way it is said and the fact that it is a completely wrong assumption about the origins of their cultural heritage – which is generally accepted as being India and Pakistan.
Double post.
Well,imo Lohan is dumb nutcase who know nothing about Gypsy ( or Roma)community and situation in Europe, but truth is that many people from Europe easpecially from central and east Europe would be agree with her opinion on Roma people. In my country there is big ethnic tension between majority and them. There are same decent, working and normal roma people, who are absolute respected nobody has a problem with them, but majority of roma are problematic. Really. Roma problem is a big social problem in my country. Recently government has started a program for integration of roma population in my country, but who knows if situation will change in future.
I was going to say the same thing, Debra. My boyfriend is from Europe and most Europeans have problems with the Roma people (some legitimate, some not). But why Lindsay would be prejudiced against Gypsies, I have no idea. I would guess this woman is probably just trying to milk this for all its worth– and I can’t feel bad for Lindsay on that count!
same thing where I come from. the culture is basically “avoid them, they’re violent, and might rob you”.
And they do squat on properties (actual alnd, not just buildings) that don’t belong to them and police keeps having to evict them from the places where they make their camps. They’re big on only following their own laws, their kids attend little to no school, especially women, who are still treated like chattel by their men, etc.
I have no idea if it’s true or not (in whole, some parts are definitely true, namely school attendance), as I never took any chances. If the stereotype was right, I would be in trouble, and robbed. Might seem “racist” but I have a right to self-preservation.
Then sgain I don’t go around insulting any of them. And if pestered by fortune tellers, a curt “no, thank you” usually is enough.
Fascinating culture, though. I wrote a paper last year about the American Roma.
I’d actually like to read that.
i’m with bella – i’d love to read your paper.
I hate to say it but I agree with this. I’ve had Roma try to rob me a few times while traveling through Greece and France.
+1. They tried to rob me too by asking for help when I was in Paris.
that’s low– asking for help and then trying to rob you
@Cliff: There are many types of rroma, but you are right, people should come to Europe and see. They should try Italy or France first and then come to Romania. It will be a hoot. But I don’t know how rroma that girl really was, because where I am a true rroma woman, man or child would have kicked L’s ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
yea seriously. The rroma are seriously tough peeps. I’m sure she’s the Americanized rroma, like I’m the Americanized ethnicity.
Anywhere you go outside the U.S., you are American, not “Italian” or “Polish” from your original ancestry.
Elena, are you in Romania right now? I’m in France and back when I was in Romania my Mom wanted me to work with Rroma children to help them with their homework. Their parents would keep them from school. So, I know how difficult working with them can be.
@melior: Yes I am in Romania right now (I am romanian)and I have first hand knowledge of the rroma culture. Not to be misunderstood, not all rroma are bad (in the ways described here) but an extremely high percentage of them are. And this stems from the leaders of their communities (bulibasa) who practically enslave their own ethnic group, deny education for the children, enforce child slavery and rape (it’s not uncommon to find 12 year old rroma girls delivering babies in most hospitals, after having been sold as wives), and promote begging, stealing, destruction of public and private property and so on.
It was a nice thought your mother had, but unfortunately it’s very difficult to achieve it, not because rroma population in Romania does not have the right or access to education (they have free education from kindergarten all the way to university) but because they are denied this and other basic rights by their own leaders.
Still hoping that will change though. Sorry for the length of my comment, just couldn’t help myself.
But I don’t know how rroma that girl really was, because where I am a true rroma woman, man or child would have kicked L’s ass every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Lol! I literally spit out my soda reading this.
I honestly don’t think she is racist against the Roma people. That is giving her A LOT of undue credit of global awearness. In Europe, I can see how the comment would be immediately thought of as racist but in the US a lot of people don’t know gypsy=Roma and about the discrimination they face. I don’t think she is looking in to what is happening to other cultures around the globe while downing her two liters.
I can believe she would think fortune teller = gypsy as would a lot of other Americans without knowing gypsy applied to a race of people. I have a hard time believing she knows that much about the world outside her bubble of yes men who allow her to keep believing she is the most talent, beautiful, important girl in the world and there are lots of haters relentlessly persecuting her.
I agree, Lindsay. I think to LL, fortune teller = gypsy, not specifically that this fortune teller was Roma, and she was calling her a bad name. And didn’t the woman’s husband say that they aren’t Roma? I would not make the assumption that some psychic in L.A. was Roma simply because of their profession.
This.
I sincerly doubt LL had ever heard of the ‘Roma Community’.
Yup, especially Eastern Europe.
Not sure LL is actually referring to Roma or just the profession. It seems like it was a professional insult since the women went to a professional insult right back at LL. Can’t believe I just stuck up for LL…lol
Anyway, I used to have a neighbor who worked at a hospital in Oakland, CA on Pill Hill. She would talk about when the “Gypsy Queen” would come in for surgery that her family would roam the halls of all the hospitals on the Hill and steal everything that wasn’t nailed down. And they would even try for the bolted down items if left alone for too long.
So the entire complex of hospitals would have to be on alert for them while they were in town. And hospital staff would often be shooing them out of rooms and various areas while they were stealing items. But no one ever called the police on them, the staff would just trade stories of what capers the family were discovered doing that day.
The Queen would pay cash for the heart surgery, or whatever treatment, but often the stay would last a week, so the hospitals were being looted for a lot of items.
Frankly, the stories were always interesting, but as someone who worked there, our neighbor wasn’t amused. They were essentially stealing from the hospital’s ability to help truly poor patients. While the Queen was well off enough to pay cash for heart surgery.
i guess romas don’t drink, drug, and leave jewels and cash around?
It wasn’t so much a Roma-hating episode as it was pure unadulterated hatred and jealousy over the other woman’s lips. Lindsay flew into a rage that she had bigger lips that don’t look like two grubs trying to splay themselves out on her face, and she didn’t have to “pay” for them either! *Punch*
lol love the lip comment
LOL!
I bet the premonition was: “You should go home now. I have a feeling you’re going to be arrested tonight if you stay.”
Spot on! 🙂
What happen to her old attorney Shawn Holley representing her?
Holley doesn’t practice in New York. Lindsay needs lawyers in every state to handle her criminal cases.
And interestingly, she’s Gabriel Aubry’s lawyer.
Her skin looks so bad. She looks like she bakes in the sun, wrinkles and her body is covered with freckles.
Freckles are naturally occurring they don’t come out because she of tanning they are already there…the sun may amplify them but it does not cause them.
Exactly. I have freckles on my arms, shoulders, and a little bit on my face. They’re always there; I’m quite pale, and really have to avoid the sun due to a sun allergy/extreme sensitivity. They are more visible in the summer, but they’re always there.
Anyone can tell when I’ve been in the sun (even with sunblock) because the freckles come out IN FORCE (esp on my face).
It’s genetic, skin tone, and sun can exacerbate them.
hey y’all – Yesterday was my birthday! And I got the best present I could have asked for (seriously! perma smile all day!). the HoLo got canned!
Happy Birthday to me
the Cracken got booked on 3 accounts
plus one more in NYC!
Happy Birthday HoLo your career’s toast and Done!
I’m 15 yrs your senior and by far the MOST HOTTER ONE!!!
tee hee! I am loving this right now…but honestly? i’m relieved I’m nowhere w/ in the sight of this Cracked up Raging Bull cuz she is one ANGRY Cracken!
What can we do HoLo to appease the Gods….??????
Happy Birthday Erika! Have a cracktini, or a crackmopolitan, on me!
She could totally drink 2 liters of vodka haven’t you guys seen Intervention. (She should be on that show) girl just don’t learn! Sadly I doubt she will make it to 30.
You can’t make this stuff up…it’s cracktastic!
My God that first and last pic, I would be horrified if I were her. Those pics alone are enough to ruin a reputation.
she looks worse than the hookers i see walking the streets near Kings Cross
Me too! I love the crackhair, the cracklips, and especially the crackteeth. Please don’t send her away. We need her for our daily dose of crackness
does her new lawyer have any clue as to what and who she is? either that, or he’s in it for publicity. and what’s with the comment “she’s sleeping now” – how does he know that? is that how she pays for her legal fees? hahaha
I love the “she’s sleeping now”…because the poor dear has been through SUCH an ordeal. She was in a club at 4 AM; perhaps if she were sleeping THEN, like normal, law-abiding people, she wouldn’t face so many “traumatic” situations. I suspect it was MORE traumatic for the woman who got punched in the face and spit on by our little flower.
In hindsight, I think the prophecy goes:
The police with the power to vanquish
the Cracken approaches….
The Cracken is she born to those who have thrice lost their marbles,
They will come as the eleventh month dies…
And the police will mark the Cracken as a suspect without equal,
but The Cracken will have power the police knows not…
And either The Cracken or The Police will prevail
for neither can be true while the other is…
Let this be a warning!!!
ahahaha +1
The new Nostradamus!
Hahaha I love how every and anything can be turned into a mockery of the cracken.
Thank you =)
Is Lindsay bright enough to know that the Roma constitute an ethnic group? That’s probably the only reason I’d doubt this story; I don’t give her credit for knowing they exist.
This. Lindsay has made questionable statements concerning race in the past. But I doubt she knows who the Roma are.
But she didn’t call her Roma did she? She called the woman a “f*ucking Gypsy” which unfortunately I’m sure even Lilo can recognize. Not that she was right, she just went from palm reading to gypsy in 3 seconds.
I’m so confused…Lindsay threw the punch and got arrested? I thought whoever got punched in the face is the one who should get arrested. The girl was clearly the instigator and came after her. Lindsay was just defending her self by beating the girls face….oh what? That’s absurd? Yeah, totally absurd. Exactly like the whole Gabriel Aubry/Olivier M/Halle Berry thing is absurd.
😀
Exonerated?! She assaulted someone! If she gets off for assault, I will literally lose any faith I had in our justice system!
That’s why I refer to it as the “legal system” and not the “justice” or “judicial” system.
Ain’t got nothing to do with JUSTICE in CA. ESPECIALLY IN LA.
You’re not lying, sister!
YEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWW!
That’s all I got but I think it says it all.
Lilo probably once had a reading and that reader was the person that said she would win an Oscar before she turned 25. I could see how that would enrage her.
If this woman is such a well known psychic, then how come she didn’t know she was about to be assaulted?
True. And she would’ve had the winning Powerball numbers too 🙂
Where I used to live is a psychic who was a consultant to several police departments and had also been contacted by the FBI for help on a couple of occasions. She is 100% legitimate and when I had readings with her I made sure I gave her no information about myself yet she knew all kinds of things. She knew something about my grandfather’s health that I had not known and when I called him, he told me it was true and asked me how had I known. In any event, I asked her if she knows her own future and she said no. A legitimate psychic is “blind” to their own future and she said anyone who purports to be a psychic and says they can see their own fate is a flat-out liar.
It doesn’t necessarily work that way. I get visions about people I know or I have come into contact w/. I do get them regarding myself..but those are rare and usually regarding something life threatening. At least for me that’s how it is… We call them visions, others call them premonitions..but guess different cultures call them different things.:)
Sorry posted below in wrong feed..iPad issues,ugh!
What Madriani said.
It’s not a controllable thing. It comes as it comes, when it comes, and can be either a gift or a curse.
My dear friend (who has also worked with authorities on cases, anonymously) doesn’t have control over it, but she FEELS and SEES things. I, on the other hand, SMELL things. (I know it sounds gross, but it is what it is.) I also DREAM things.
Can you imagine what she would look like if she didn’t have the money to physically fix herself up after all of her drug and alcohol abuse? I think she would be toothless and partially bald.
Lindsay using a racial slur? This story has everything you need.
Speaking of drugs and trainwrecks, found a video of Tara Reid. So tell me, what is this dude giving her nose at the 50 sec mark??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAdStT3QTX4
@Birdie.I watched this in horror.Its obvious they quickly snorted a line of something at the beginning,but wtf did he DO to her NOSE?Iv been out of the drug circles a long time so I might be clueless,but please someone explain what kinda drugs are taken like that….I’m bothered.How old is Tara Reid?
He gave her a bump off of his thumb! That video made me feel sad for her.
@Roma,thank you.it looked like he shoved something far up her nose.Of all the bumps iv seen done,iv never seen someone shove it up someone’s nose like that!Yes,I was sad too.Such a beautiful girl,but has major issues.She looks lost and lonely in the video.All those flabby rich old men….shudders.
It’s a weird thing to have done. You can see her clear her nose before he does it. I really hope even if she’s drinking she’s stopped the coke as she just looked so needy and desperate 🙁
I doubt that Lindsay is culturally aware enough to know that “gypsy” can be an insulting term. She probably has never heard of the Romani people.
agree
I even think that Lindsay is too ignorant to realise that ‘The black guy did it’ is a gross statement
It doesn’t necessarily work that way. I get visions about people I know or I have come into contact w/. I do get them regarding myself..but those are rare and usually regarding something life threatening. At least for me that’s how it is… We call them visions, others call them premonitions..but guess different cultures call them different things.:)
iPad issues & posted to wrong reply:)
I agree that she lacks cultural awareness…and all types of awareness, for that matter. But at the same time, I may be naive, but it would never occur to me to call someone a “gypsy.” That isn’t even a word that is on my radar. Why would she choose to use that word in the first place?
I’m with you, Boo. I’ve got a dear friend with the “gift” and it would never occur to me to refer to her as anything other than my dear friend or her given name.
I was under the impression the word “gypsy” went out of date in the 19th or early 20th century.
Ok,watched it again.Your right,just a good old fashion bump off the thumb.Maybe just looks like he’s shoving something up there.:-/
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Given the level of education that Dina has allowed her, I doubt she’s ever heard of the Romani. And a gypsy is probably a scarf wearing Disney cartoon who talks to genies or something.
(in her mind I mean)
She just gave so many an Early Christmas. Yet note her top photo she looks like The Grinch That Stole Christmas!
No offense but that was just plain rude. The Grinch was NEVER that awful. 🙂
Lol:)
Somewhere else I read this Heller guy said the victim “was looking for 15 minutes of fame and fortune”. Every time Lindsay hits somebody, or crashes into them with her car it’s blame the victim time. How stupid is that? “Ohhh, ohh, I want to be famous. Let me throw my face against Lindsay Lohan’s fist! That’ll work!” Rehab will not help her. She uses it as a get-out-of-jail-free card. Unless she someday *wants* to get better for herself, she never, never will.
WHERE is her most recent mug shot???? I am dyin to see it!
I can hardly believe that this will be her first non-blonde mugshot. I’ll need to see it to believe it!
I know!! I cant wait!!
Her new lawyer ASKED for the videotape? LOLs to the max. Did he do any homework on her at all?
She was sober? OK. How does that make her assault any better? Being drunk is the only excuse she has for her bad behaivior. Now she’s just a dangerous bully.
OMG, girl. THIS is going to be a treat.
Yeah, I don’t get this lawyer’s strategy. A punch thrown in a drunken stupor is more understandable (and maybe forgivable) than a stone-cold-sober punch thrown in a baseless rage, no?
I agree. Sobriety makes her completely culpable.
Hmmm? Is she just so into the sauce that she’s denying substance abuse so that she doesn’t end up with two years of drug testing on her new probation? I mean who thinks she hasn’t been drinking all along since testing stopped?
Is she just going to take jail an get out in a few days to avoid rehab, probation, testing etc?
On the bright side, Shawn Holley is freed up to defend Gabriel Aubrey.
There is a God!
in five years time that lady in the first pic will look like Rachel Zoe. That ain’t a good thing…
I agree, they are not all thieves. We had neighbours Roma for years and they were perfectly normal family, no problems whatsoever.There are Roma companies that work hard to erase prejudices (I personally know 2 such).
BUT on the background of the majority: I’m so sorry, there’s no love lost.
We have many Romas in my country, they have equal rights, they get free education but generally stop children attending
after the forth grade,they get shcoolbooks in their “own” language, they get entry quotas at most Unis-not to be at disadvantage and …
Still there are villages and small towns! to hunt whole clans away because they steal and beat and cause only troubles for years! Police can do nothing and don’t want to do anything. Only army vehicles dare to enter their ghettos, they don’t pay taxes, bills ets. but obtain “support” and such freely. The debts of the ghettos (water, electricity) get written off every now and then just because..
I can go on and on for weeks.
It is true that in East Europe Romas behave like a plague. I have friends in Romania and honestly they are getting pro-Nazi when it comes to Romas.
Sorry, that was supposed to be a reply for Cliff (4)
pro-Nazi, ugh, you just made me shutter.
what country are you in, Mikki?
Maybe this time Lindsay punched the wrong fame whore.
“What did the Roma ever do to Lindsay?”
Well this Roma has been insulting her for years but she totally deserves it.
I agree she totally started it! lol.
😀 I think I love you!
I love being loved!
So, her lawyer says there were “no drugs or alcohol involved.” If Lohan, Inc. is trying to set up a plea-to-rehab deal instead of jail, why would the lawyer be so adamant about her sobriety? The rehab rumblings seem to clearly be a way to avoid jail, but if the lawyer says she is sober–and none of the crimes committed (this time around)invove drugs or alcohol, what is going on?
How can she ask for rehab when none of the charges are drug/alchl related? The 3 charges in LA have nothing to do drinking or drugs, that would make her case MUCH worse, and the original charge that was violated was theft. How can she ask for rehab when she needs to claim sobriety during the car crash?
Come to think of it Boo, why should she avoid jail in Cali? She’ll be out in a few days and it will all be over?
Exactly. I don’t know how they’re trying to swing this thing. If you claim you need rehab, then you have to accept consequences for drugging and boozing, like being tested. She seems to want to play both sides of the street. “I was sober THEN, but I am an addict, I swear! Just let me go to Promises for 6 months. I promise (see what I did there?) I won’t stay out past curfew and punch out the employees when they smell booze on me and try to get me to take a breathalyzer.”
Yeah. She’ll take the jail time. Be out in a week, free and clear of anymore court nanny-minding and let us all know how she’s changed and respects the law.
Jail in Cali…with the violation and the 3 charges currently against her, that adds up to well more than 2 years in jail. I think–some Cali person needs to help me here–that if the sentence is over a certain length of time, the rules for “early dismissal” change. It would not be hours–more like months.
Also, if she did her jail time for the PV, then she’d be done with that, but she is still facing ongoing probation for her new charges, which could extend her probation quite substantially (especially now, after violating her probation 4 times in a week). or so it SEEMS, in a world where people get what they deserve (not Lindsay’s world, of course).
Well then. She should get her affairs in order.
Holley is really going to earn her money getting her rehab, then. That brings us back to her stone cold sober bar fight. Might be as simple as her new lawyer is a dufus.
Can she really diss on gypsies when she herself acts like an “Irish traveler?”
Honest question: What is an Irish Traveler?
There are two kinds of gypsy in the UK: Roma & Irish Travellers. The Roma originally came from India (many many generations ago) and the Irish Travellers originally come from Ireland. Both kinds of gypsy get treated extremely badly, there is a huge amount of prejudice against them.
Thank you. As someone of Irish descent, I was curious about the term.
I don’t like that ANYONE is treated discriminatorily. (Like my opinion matters.)
i had only recently heard of the term myself…i live in dallas and there is a town called white settlement (outside of fort worth) that is sort of a winter gathering place for irish travelers.
http://www.virtualonlineeditions.com/display_article.php?id=373319
Is that what Brad Pitt’s character was supposed to be in the movie “Snatch”?
Lindsay is just jealous that she can only be two out of three in the Cher song “Gypsies, tramps and thieves.”
Sometimes, when I feel bad that I’m 30 and have bad skin because of years of acne and smoking, and that somehow I missed that golden window of ‘peachy soft glowing youthful skin’, I like to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan.
If I got my shit together, got some dermabrasion, I’d look better than Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah…I like to watch shows about the morbidly obese when I feel chunky. I know that’s lame, but it’s true.
@happyhat, try Kiehl’s vitamin C products to lighten and brighten your skin, and get that ‘glow’ without needles. worked wonders for myself.
what did she use for her eyebrows and eyelashes in the first picture?
it’s like she steal-grabbed some moldy conte crayon off a starving painter’s fingers and smeared it on her forehead.
i suppose, thank goodness the painter managed to run away with his half-depleted half-dried acrylics, before lindsay took them to color-in her paint by numbers dress, which she no doubt stole from a previously candy-stolen toddler.
Bullshyt ……
Lindsay Lohan knew exactly what she was saying……because she said it a a sneer a taunt and prefaced it with the work f u c k i n g ….which coupled with any word …is a insult…..she started that whole thing because she was drunk and jealous that this woman had caught the attention of the man who had just brushed off her offer……And her new lawyer is a Grifter and Con lawyer who was disbarred for several years for several counts from grifting to stealing….just up the Lohan’s ally and is TA DA a family friend….
I think everyone is in agreement that Lindsay was insulting the woman. They question is whether she was insulting the woman’s ethnicity or her profession/calling.
I didn’t know you could drink 2 litres of vodka in a day & still stand upright. Wouldn’t that put most mortals into a coma?
If she can do that, she is the Woman of Steel & ought to have her own comic book.
I am in Europe and while their culture is indeed hard to fit into any of the modern cultures here, that doesn’t mean they brought this widespread Anti-Roma attitude on themselves. That’s like saying there would be no racism if all those pesky people of color would just turn white. And if skin color is not the best analogy, we can always talk about Jews. Maybe they wouldn’t have been persecuted for centuries if they just changed their religion and culture?
You’re not wrong about Europe and the attitude but the implication that just because this many people are Anti-Roma, there must be something to it is very questionable to say the least.
Blohan was probably just pissed because she thought the “f-ing Gypsy” might ruin her grifting game.
Frankly, I find the Romani culture fascinating, respect that the term “Gypsy” is offensive to the Romani, and would appreciate any and all links to read about the Romani, especially the European Romani.
Well, I suggest watching Gadjo Dilo (netflix), Vengo (on youtube), Korkoro(on youtube and netflix), Latcho Drom (it’s on youtube), Swing (youtube). Most of these are movies and one, Latcho Drom is a documentary mostly about Roma music, are about Roma people by a director of Roma descent. Hope this helps.
Thank you jinni. If I don’t lose power this weekend (storm of the century here, donchaknow) I will check those out.
@og bellaluna: You are welcome and hope everything works out with you and the power/storm situation.
Mike Heller isn’t a criminal defense attorney. He is the pimp who used to set up all of the club appearances and one-off product endorsements for Lohan. He also has/had some connections to Michael Lohan, Sr.
What do we think about her apparent “break-up” with Gavin.
Gavin is just another member of the ever changing entourage of enablers.
Wasn’t he the one who told the cops she was driving last year? There you have it!
This activity might qualify as a hate crime under New York law. Hmmm.
I was thinking that! Great way to move simple assault into much more sinister territory.
“Her drinking problem returned with a vengeance”… I’m confused. I thought she was on one long bender this whole time.
I always thought it was so funny when my Portuguese boyfriend would bash gypsies. I didn’t realize that was an actual thing anymore until he informed me. He said “they don’t even wash their clothes, when they get dirty enough they just dig a hole and bury them”…lol. Somehow I doubt that.
That might actually be true. I read an article on them once (maybe Wiki?) & there was some specific ritual about washing their dishes. So something odd about clothes washing would go along with that, IMO.
There might be something to the burying of clothes, but the “dirty” stereotype is very strange as the vast majority of travelling communities (irish, roma and romanichal) are known for being hyper clean, with deeply embedded rituals surrounding cleanliness.
Now I’m not an expert, but from the limited research i’ve done, apparently some of the mistrust and hatred for travellers/roma originates from the era of the Plague in Europe – a disproportionate (compared to settled communities) amount of Roma and Traveller communities escaped the high death rates of the time (approx 1/3rd the population of Europe). The reason was their nomadic lifestyle and strict rules about hygiene, at that time however, before poor hygiene was linked to illness, it was believed the travelling communities had fewer deaths because they made a pact with the devil.
I’m sorry, but they have a ritual of disrespecting the environment, burning car tyres and other pollutants, and leaving a quite incredibly filthy mess when they move from one temporary site to antother.
Fact.
They embrace contemporary consumerism but not contemporary ecological norms.
I’m speaking about travellers around Dublin and Marselle, the two cities that I am familiar with.
Kaiser thanks for making the distinction between an ethnic slur and a racial slur. Roma is not a race. It’s an ethnicity. I’m usually not a nitpicker, but that kind of thing bothers me.
My cracktini glass sits here empty, without a celebratory drink because I know this slippery bitch will somehow, yet AGAIN, slip on by the jailhouse cell.
I swear someone shoved a legal horseshoe up this girls ass at one point.
As for the slur. Of course she went there… In Lohans mind everyone is beneath her.
I don’t think she is racist. Maybe crazy from all those drugs and what are the parents waiting for?
Why is Linsday wearing a ring on her left finger? Hoping an imaginary fiance’ might step up?
Her victim will get some money for this, selling stories to the tabs. Not that it was okay to punch her. I honestly didn’t know gypsy was a negative stereotype until now…glad to learn something new.
Not a lot more that hasn’t already been said!
Lindsay doesn’t know shit from shinola. She called her “gypsy” because the woman offered her a free reading, and Ms. Sensitive called her a gypsy because of that. That she is vapid and stupid is not the question here. She hit someone and she started it with her slur, the friend who called her a whore at least had that right. But to punch someone in the face because you feel that is your right to do so is dangerous. She is a dangerous little crack liar and thief and I can’t wait for her to go to jail for a good long time. I would love for her to call someone out in jail, she needs to get her ass put in check.
If LL ever put her hands on me, I’d beat the living tar out of her! I wouldn’t care about police, jail or whatever. This girl needs a lesson the law will not teach her.
I’ve started wondering lately if Lindsay’s going to join the Age 27 Death Club.
I live in Europe and Gypsies are hated there so much. In my country 90% of them are absolute asocial and they behave like animals ( they steal a lot and terrorize majority,are violent, vulgar and perverse, abuse social system, don’t want to work etc). They are probably the most problematic ethnic group in the world. American people don’t have a clue what kind of hell it is to live with them in one country! Goverment in my country is absolute desperate and is unable to solve problems with gypsy community.
Lindsay should know better than pissing off a Romani “gypsy”… didn’t she learn anything from Stephen King’s Thinner? unless this is all part of her genius plan to lose her double chins without actually having to eat healthy or exercise.
I know this is a bit off topic, but I just had to share:
http://www.eonline.com/shows/fashion_police/photos/6650/fashion-police-s-100-top-fash-holes/231792
OH MY GOD. she knows she’s not wearing underwear. she knows she’s being photographed. she knows how high the dress is unbuttoned. whyyyy is she spreading it even MORE open to show off her vag? at this point, I have to believe the rumor that she’s drunk 24/7, because no sane, sober person would do that on purpose.
My bullsh-t alarm is going off. I am NO fan of CrackHead but this woman probably said A LOT more than she claims in the hopes of getting the redhead pissed off enough to slug her.
This little stunt will probably get her the few minutes of fame she planned and maybe a reality TV show.
TMZ just reported that Tiffany Mitchell, Palm-Reader to the Stars and Lohan’s latest victim, is gonna be repped by Gloria Allred.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Is that first picture photoshopped? That is hilarious!
I just read the tweets her a assistant sent to her. Clearly even HE is sick of her shenanigans.
I doubt Lindsay knows anything about the Roma culture. She just associated palm reading and gypsies. I hate to defend Lindsay but doesn’t any one else smell opportunist here? Hard to believe they had “no idea” it was Lohan when the skirmish occurred. Also in CA assault is verbal and battery is physical and you can be arrested for both or either. Don’t know about NY.
I’m not defending LL but this woman is crazy. PROOF she is crazy: She may be repped by Gloria Allred. This woman or “victim” contacted a high profile attorney to repp her! UGH.. She want’s the publicity and 5 mins of fame. I hate to say this but i’m on LL side this time.
the lady isn’t a gypsie but LILO is a tramp & thief. will the hammer of justice come down on her? my crystal ball I mean eight ball says chances are good. *fingers still crossed*
I read what was written above.. She approached LL about giving her reading.. Who does that in a club when someone out having a good time..
I know a lot of readers and even they say u don’t walk up to people saying can I give u a reading in the club…
If I read correctly after she approach Her, LL told her to give me my space and walked away so that woman said more than what she’s admitting to make her attack..,
When someone say give me my space and walk away then u do just that..
That woman went into a club to do what exactly offer a reading to people, to profile people… Something don’t add up with this so called reader
It’s entirely probably that wherever Lindsay goes people ‘seeking their fifteen minutes’ or to make some money do indeed provoke her. People are horrible.
The important question is why does Lindsay constantly put herself in harm’s way? Apparently she is drinking two litres of vodka a day (Daily Mail December 1st), and therefore she must be with people who allow her to drink from morning to night. Her fortune ebbs and flows, but there is no doubt she will soon be completely broke. And then, the enablers will finally abandon her.
How sad…
Oh Lindsay the Red Nosed Crackle, you never fail to deliver! Radar Online is reporting that now she’s claiming this was all a set up, haha! Of course!
In the latest installment on this Cracktastrophe, Radar has just reported that Lindsay is screaming how this was all a set-up. Better sit down before you hear THIS one, this excuse is epic, even for Lindsay.
She was reportedly saying “I was trying to find out who stole Ali’s purse! I gave her the money for my family, to pay for my brother’s school fees!”
I’m surprised she wasn’t claiming the money was for Bosnian war orphans!
Also, is something strange happening on CB? New posts here are ending up in the middle of the thread, like the server is randomly placing them anywhere it feels like.
Oh, now come on. Don’t we all give our 18 year old sister $10,000 for school tuition and then allow her to take it with her to the Justin Bieber concert and a club afterwards???
I KNOW its wrong but am I the only one who’s just plain GIDDY over these latest events?
I’d like to feel giddy but I know it’d just be setting myself up for a fall. This is Lindsay we’re talking about; she’ll just do a couple minutes in jail and skitter out of it again.
I know I’m the biggest pessimest when it comes to this SLAG going to jail DR, but Sautner has already sentenced her to 245 days if she ef’s up. Thats not the THREE fresh, new charges. Forget about ‘rehab’ for 6 months, those charges in CA had NO CONNECTION to drugs or alcohol, so hopefully, that won’t come into play . . . *fingers crossed*
It’s not like this is shocking. She’s already proved herself to be racist and ignorant before. This is just the icing on top of cake of Lindsay’s personal problems and obvious mental issues.
Tiffany Mitchell was lucky she didn’t get a glass thrown in her face, which is Lindsay’s favorite method of all the trashy and immature methods she uses to let someone know she has a problem with them, lol. Lindsay has previously shown herself to be racist, ignorant, and belligerent for no reason. Using a racial epithet towards anyone, let alone to a person offering her something for free, is just the icing on the cake of Lindsay’s personal problems, mental issues, and crack shenanigans. Will she please stay out of the club now and go to rehab? If she can’t stop with the drinking and drugs, can she at least retain some of her dignity and get out of the public eye already? Just stay at home! I mean d*mn, if being in legal trouble on two different coasts across the country isn’t a wake up call, I don’t know what is.
And the comment that Tiffany’s husband made about her career going down the drain and her new movie sucking? HILARIOUS! I hope Lindsay read that herself, maybe she’ll buy a clue that if she ever goes to rehab, the next stop should be a method acting class or something, because right now she is a horrible actress. She had potential when she was younger, but her acting is painful now.
Lindsay Lohan just meant “fortune-teller” by GYPSY. Most Americans have no clue what is “Roma.” Lindsay would think it’s Rome, Italy.
I had a Romanian friend in college who was pretty progressive and supportive of other ethnic groups so I was really shocked when he would go off about the gypsies.
But, after I read this article about gypsies, I hate to say it but I kinda understand his animosity:
http://www.momentmag.com/invisible-roma/
“A bedraggled six-year-old boy races toward me, palms open, as I climb out of my car. “Give me two dollars or I will piss on your car,” he shouts. Such is my introduction to the Roma village of Barbulesti”
how the hell hasn’t she gotten herself in an alcoholic coma????
Hahahha Like Lilo even knows what a Roma is, and by the way they are routinely connected to criminal behavior in my city where they are called Gypsies, or sometimes Travellers if they are doing home improvement scams. The fake psychic should have shut up and stayed the victim instead of now making us wonder exactly what she’s up too.