Jessica Simpson has been tweeting some photos while she’s in Hawaii, on vacation with her family. The header photo is the one getting a lot of attention because… obviously. I have to defend Jessica Simpson a little bit, though. It’s not like she was taking selfies of just her rack, you know? Sure, she put on a barely-there bikini top and a cute cover-up and posed for a photo, and then she posted said photo even when she saw that her left b00b was making a run for it… but in her defense, it’s not as bad as it could be. I would be spilling out of that bikini and caftan too. The difference, I suppose, is that I wouldn’t post the photo on my Twitter. I do think Jess looks really cute, though – I always think she looks so young and fresh without makeup.
Jessica tweeted this photo of herself and Eric a few days ago too:
You know what? I’m going all-in on my bet that they’re getting married in Hawaii. Like, within the next few days, we’ll have an announcement. Here’s the real question/bet though: will Eric shave for the Hawaiian wedding?
More photos of Eric and Jessica… Maxi is so adorable! She’s really starting to look like Jessica, isn’t she?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Jessica’s Twitter.
I think Jessica’s finally found *the one*. They both look happy and relaxed.
She looks gorgeous without makeup – great skin.
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Jessica found “The One” when she met Nick, but she decided to divorce his butt and now she’s with some freeloading mooch who is obviously only after her money.
Eric is very smart, getting her pregnant not once but twice before they get married (if they do)so if she does not sign a prenup he gets half of what she has.
AND he’ll forever be tied to his cash cow, Jessica Simpson.
…didn’t mean to post this comment here. Disregard!
Sorry but this woman is overrated and overexposed as hell. She is still relevant only because her weight issues, pregnancies, and “billion $ fashion empire”. She doesn’t sing, can’t act, can’t dance. She only proves everyday how stupid she is and how stupid are people who are buying her crap. Can’t stand her anymore!
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I think part of the reason she has “weight issues” is because if you’re not a size zero, everyone has to attack you. WTF is wrong with her weight?
Spot on.
agree, ramona!
I’m sorry, but her shoes and handbags are cute as hell. I said it.
Looks like Jessica and Ramona are a liiiiittle grumpy today.
Why, because they are saying what they think? Maybe you need to chill instead of judging.
Yup, I’d be suffering from Major Boob Spillage if I attempted that bikini top. And little Maxi is an adorable bebbeh.
But that white (REALLY faded denim?) cover-up thingy her mom is carrying to hide her sibling looks like angry red eyes. I’ve been trying to figure out WTF is going on with that thing for 2 days now, since I first saw these pix. (It reminds me of Jody, the pig, from Amityville Horror.)
She looks as dumb as a bag of rocks. The jobless wonder boyfriend must be, too. Now they are breeding little pebbles.
Her fashion empire rakes in millions every year, so she must not be as dumb as everyone thinks.
When will people realize that money doesn’t equal intelligence?
I refuse to buy her things because for years she willingly marketed herself as the dumb blonde.
It’s called having a team of producers/marketers behind you telling you what to do, not what to do, what to sell, what to say, etc. Just look at her eyes…all they say to me is “BOYSBOYSBABIESBABIESCLOTHESBOOBSFOODBABIESBOYSBOOBS” Have you watched her TV show or read any of her interviews??? Has she ever said anything intelligent????
Money may not equal intelligence, but I read one of her interviews in either Elle of Harper’s Bazaar and she seemed pretty smart to me..and she could be playing up the ‘dumb blonde’ n b ditzy at the same time
I hadn’t been in a department store in AGES, but recently needed a dress so hunted around in a standard issue mall dep’t store for a looksee.
I came across a very small section devoted to the Jessica Simpson line. It was sooo distinctively Simpson, yet so inappropriate, both in price and style. I spent quite a bit of time pulling out pieces and examining them, marveling at how ugly, unappealing and poorly designed the clothes were. Poncho style tops, ugly grey colored material with the oddest of patterns, embellishments, fringes, random lace and ribbons…
For some reason, for its success, I expected something both mainstream, but fresh and funky, not the ugly boho rags I found. I have a beautiful teenage girl with a figure to die for, and she couldn’t make this clothing work. Nor did she want to.
How Simpson rakes in billions from this line is beyond me. I absolutely despise everything she wears in public, she has always made me think she has no fashion sense whatsoever. However, I will give her one thing. I do believe she designs what she likes to wear or at least co-signs on her “ghost designers” ideas. I could see her wearing almost everything on sale in that store that day. But that ain’t saying much.
Spewing my coffee with laughter at this! Thank you. I agree.
Bless her heart, sometimes they just have a mind of their own! I think Jess is so beautiful, and she looks so happy! Much happier than when she was with John Mayer, for example. Maxi is such a little doll, and I’m a sucker for men wearing their children, so I’m loving Eric in these pictures. They have an adorable family and I’m genuinely happy for them! Can’t wait to see baby number 2!
They seem very happy together, which is nice.
Then again, mostly they seem to eat, hang out, make babies, and think of ways to spend her vast fortune. So what’s to be unhappy about?
I don’t see the what big deal is. she is boring and dumb. Last year she was famous for getting pregnant and looking like a whale now we are on repeat she got pregnant and eveybody waiting for her to Balloon again.
I don’t see what the big deal is. she is boring and dumb. Last year she was famous for getting pregnant and looking like a whale now we are on repeat she got pregnant and eveybody waiting for her to Balloon again.
Do I believe she lost weight from WW? no! We saw her three times going to the gym and like magic she lost tons of weight. Yeah right…
thank you for that….got to step over the tape and join your side! just too many pro Jessica comments here…
she realy kind of offends me, in a
‘cute’ way i guess. but really, she does offend me. I think she acted like an unprofessional slob w/ WW. Does your business reputation as well as integrity/honesty have any IMPORTANCE to you? Are you embarassed? ashamed?
To me, Jessica’s behavior is embarassing. Think of it this way. If you had behaved like Jessica did at your JOB where would you be? In private conference rooms mtg w/ your boss to discuss ‘redefining your goals, improving your work ethic, etc?’ would you be put on probation? would you have been denied a raise and/or promotion, stock, or performance rating?
and if so, when the door to that private conference room opened would your face be red infront of all your co workers cuase they know you got slammed in your work review too?
get it? she’s the ‘head’ (cough, cough…choke) of a billion dollar fashion biz (ie: designers, marketers, merchandisers do all the work for Jessica and all she does is come into the office for an hour or so a week to say ‘yeah’ or ‘Nah’). being the CEO do you think she could ACT like one in business?
phew… there’s my 5 hr rant, but i’ve gotten slammed her for slamming jessica and i just explained why. she’s unprofessional, ohhh and yeah….a sloppy lil piglet…crumbs, stains on wrinkled, worn/torn clothes, disheveled, and sounds like she spends a lot of time stuffing her face, farting and then tweeting about it.
class.
That’s funny, because if anything it seems like there are more negative than positive. I really don’t care one way or another, but mostly it’s about her weight, or how she’s too dumb, or has poor taste in men. (which may be true in the latter two, I don’t really know)
I sooo agree, Erika, she IS gross, slobby, lazy and unproffessional. She gets paid millions for doing crap all except for being fat and making embarrasing comments about bodily fluids plus she made a total mockery out of WW. What a farce. And women like her because she’s supposed to be “relatable”? Sorry, I don’t get paid millions for lying about farting and squirting whipped cream into my mouth, and rocking up to the occasional business meeting just to say “yeah, cute!” so I can’t say I can relate to Jessica.
I do think she has a very pretty face without makeup and that’s the only positive thing I can say.
She looks a lot better with no makeup, congrats to her and heck if I had those knockers and was that cute I’d be showing them off too! I still think her fiance looks like Britany Spears man.
Jessica is a naturally beautiful girl. and you can see that in most women when they are not wearing makeup.
Do you all remember when we first say the baby and how huge she was… Look at her now. Never can tell.
Yes she is, I was looking at the first picture, she is not dolled up and she looks 10 times better than sexiest woman alive Mila Kunis: she’s older than Mila and she’s got a better skin.
There’s a girl who knows how to moisturize. As I said about Mila there is a difference between laid back and IDGAF, and Mila subscribes to the latter
I don’t think I would have posted that of myself, but then again, I haven’t made a career out of my boobs.
They seem very happy, and she does look great without makeup.
Looks like Diamond Head in the background of that one photo. If I had her money I’d probably rent a private house on Kauai instead.
Looks like my sister. When we were both early 20’s, she was always the slender and tall one; now shes still tall of course, but has this mammoth of a chest and can barely find any clothes to ever fit her. I can’t say I’m envious of that even when I may have been envious then 😛
Jessica looks great without makeup and she has some nice legs!
Hoping she doesnt blimp out this pregnancy like she did the last one after she realized how hard it is to get off afterwards.
Looking good Jessica.
always an alert baby! Cute!
I think she’s relieved not to have to go on tour and make records anymore. I hope she is putting money away for the day people lose interest in her fashion empire because her fiance doesn’t look like he ever plans to get a job. Not sure how happy they will be when he has to step up to the plate, but you never know.
He will never have to. Jessica is worth like a half a billion dollars. They’re set for life.
Thank god the baby is getting cuter with age. The first couple pictures of her in her infancy weren’t so adorable but now she’s really cute.
I never understand why these people post such personal pictures of themselves. It’s so needy and pathetic — tells me that they will never be happy with what they have.
Have you ever been on facebook, twitter, or instagram? I don’t see anything overly personal about the picture of her that was posted, maybe besides the boob hanging out a bit. It’s not like she’s posting raunchy photos like some celebrities- this was nothing different than what most people put on social media sites.
I think it’s called marketing. Twitter, Facebook, etc… are all free social media sites and, like it or not, they have thousands if not millions of followers that hang on every word and photo.
Yeah, I think to keep the dollars flowing and to stay relevant some ‘celebrities’ (if not most) have to stay in the press one way or another. If you don’t have a specific project to promote, seems like one way of doing that is to constantly post pictures of yourself/family. Personally, I’m paranoid about any posting of pics of my daughter (for no rational reason really), can’t imagine doing it if I was a ‘celebrity’
Blah…I need a vacation….I almost barfed at her Houdini boob…I enjoy seeing cleavage and admire beautiful breasts but Jess’ are just spilling, showing a vein and a couple stretch marks…bad light too.
I’m jealous of the vacation! I have next week off work and can’t even afford to drive to texas to visit my sis!
Just curious given a visible vein made you barf are you personally a sculpted Adonis or do you cover yourself in a caftan so no-one barfs at your (insanely minor) “imperfections”. Seems only fair.
Buddy seems like a free loading loser, saw pics on another site yesterday of him staring right at Ashley’s ass. Jessica wasn’t there at the time.
I saw those pictures and they posted the ONE picture where he was even looking in her general direction and she was bending over right next to him. Every other picture he was focused on the baby.
I hate when people try to start something that isn’t there.
Awe, little Maxie Pad really is adorable. That last photo of Jessica, though. Ugh. I wish she would shut her mouth when she sees a camera. She always looks like an idiot trying to swallow flies.
I don’t understand this photo or the need to post it. Her boob looks like it’s about to explode! He fiancé always looks to unkempt I doubt he’ll look any different when they finally get married.
It no biggie. Shes on vacation with her family. Shes a big chested girl and double the being prego. Shes fine. She looks really happy, so good for her.
Delete. Wrong post.
Wrong post?
Sorry, aims, I wasn’t referring to your post, I had accidentally replied under you to another post so I was deleting mine.
Jessica looks super happy and baby Maxwell is adorable. As for Eric, I hope he doesn’t “Federline” her and they remain a happy family.
I don’t know…he looks just like Federline in some of those pictures.
I think Eric is already well on his way to Kevin Federline territory. They’ve been engaged for 2 years and a month and STILL no wedding?
IF she does end up marrying this loser, I think she is in for a huge wake up call.
Eric just screams “I’m in it for the money only” and “I got her knocked up twice so I’ll always be tied to my cash cow”.
Hate to seem like I’m defending her, but my two sis’s were with a man for 10+ years before they got married and both seem really happy. Some people just don’t see the need to. Kind of wish I had waited a little longer…
Jessica looks really good without makeup. The baby is adorable.
The baby looks just like Kevin 🙂
Never understood the big deal about this girl. There’s nothing special about her looks. The only thing remarkable about her is that she has big boobs, and so what? So do lots of other girls. Her singing voice is fair at best. I don’t dislike her, I just find her totally “meh”.
Really don’t understand why she’s famous, other than she seems to come from a family of tireless self promoters.
sorry double post
I think you got it with your last line!
I think she looks better without makeup. She’s lucky and should go without it more often!
I agree, am surprised sometimes how much better some celebs look without the makeup caked on. Of course, I don’t wear it myself, so I may be biased.
I wish they would get a better Carrier than a crotch dangler.
That baby is huge! She’s probably like half of Jessica’s height right now.
I wish I had Jessica’s skin. She looks fine without makeup. I don’t have anything to say about the boob.
Also, I don’t think this guy is like Kfed. He doesn’t seem to be running around and cheating. Oh and blowing money on a music career.
I guess I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not like she works much either. If I had the money I wouldn’t mind at all if my husband didn’t work.
Eric was still married to his wife when he got with Jessica. So what do you call that?
He has no job, Jessica pretty much pays for everything in the relationship (including her engagement ring).
Anyways, when this relationship and/or marriage goes down the drain (and it will at some point) he’ll always be tied to his ATM machine.
This guy is a major loser and Jessica is just desperate to hang on to this guy.
I read the reports about him supposedly cheating. But those could have been put out by a jealous ex wife. I guess that’s between them. He seems like a pretty good husband and father now. I know my husband was married when we started dating. The marriage was over before it legally was.
Maybe she doesn’t want him to work. Why is it so much more acceptable for a woman to be supported by a rich husband?
Fact he & his wife were separated & the divorce was filed before Jessica started dating ERIC.. What the EX did do was try to cause some friction after that. It didn’t work & the EX looked foolish.. Mnay people date others while filed divorces are waiting to finalize.
This! Crotch danglers are BAD for babes’ hips. There are a zillion kinds of carriers that mere mortals can afford & why, oh why do rich ass people use them! I am all for baby wearing, especially when daddies when their babes, but come on!
Does it look like they’re combing the baby’s hair down to try to divert attention from that birth mark she has near her eyes? It looks like its faded a good bit, but if they’re trying to divert attention from it, its not helping. Probably should just embrace it at this point.
What birth mark? Looks like the baby might have some ‘stork bites’ on her forehead (between her eyes). If so, they are very common on babies and usually fade and go away within the first year or two.
Oh and it seems they often have her hair pulled back from her forehead so I don’t think they are trying to hide anything… more likely, they just didn’t fix her hair for a walk on the beach.
Why does her right hand in the top pic look like it’s about to explode?
Maybe I’m old school, but that is way too much tit showing, she’s a Mommy now, why put it all out on a plate
Mothers aren’t these mythical beings who become purity and light the second they pop out a kid. As much as I don’t care for Jessica she’s still human and is many other things besides a mother.
I would not appreciate a photo of my mother with her boob hanging out being shared on Twitter and photos posted on-line are out there forever.
It’s not like you can see nipple or anything jeez.
That photo reeks of desperation. The only nice thing I can say is she looks good without makeup.
UGH! My boobs were that big when I was preggers. I HATED it! Hence, no photos from that time period unless the girls were covered up. So, I give kudos to Jess for working it and having confidence!
I guess she just doesn’t offend me much….I think it’s great she’s worth like a bazzilion dollars without even having to try hard. If I could pull that off I would do it in a heart beat and wouldn’t give a rats azz if people thought I was dumb.
The boob is a bit much, but I think she looks great without all that makeup and overdone hair.
This girl grates on my last nerve. She reeks of fame-whoring, laziness, and a severe lack of class and professionalism. From nearly the beginning, she has built her career on being the stereotypical “dumb blond” and continues that crap to this day. Whereas at 22, “is this tuna a chicken or a fish?” may be considered cute, the “I never knew the 80 lbs my lard ass gained during pregnancy wouldn’t just magically evaporate” at 30 is just annoying. And yet, there are moronic cows flocking to buy her merchandise because Jessica “is a real woman” and is “not a supermodel.”
She put the bare minimum into her WW contract. She was paid an obscene amount to lose weight under the care of doctors, trainers, chefs, and nutritionists, and put in little-to-no effort. Then, she crapped all over it by (apparently) being too dumb to realize that birth control must be used and used correctly and got herself knocked up again. This after admitting her first pregnancy was an accident!
I may seem harsh or rude, but I honestly can not support someone who makes their money by making women seem dumb and/or shallow, and whose only means of perpetuating said money flow is to post fame-whory pictures and gain and lose weight over and over.
Amen! Didn’t she used to be a singer
Yes, she did.
Jessica is not so damn 15 year old high schooler who get pregnant for the first time. She 32 freakin’ years old.
It was not planned my ass, of course it was planned and I bet $100 she decided to get knocked up again just so her freeloading “still married when I met my ATM machine” boyfriend would not leave her.
Jessica is just sad and damn desperate to put up with someone like Eric.
They will eventually break up and she’ll go in search of the next guy who could be “the one”.
Completely agree Em! It’s like she’s famous for no reason at all now, except for being a giggly, dumpy, perma-preggers, dingbat with money. And a kept boyfriend.
Agree with you 100%, Em. Very well written.
Oh MY maybe you want to ahve a real good look at half the women in Hollywood or more.. & Jessica bothers you. You must expand your horizons soon. Jessica is not the problem.
Actually, Jessica IS part of the problem. She does not care much for her professional commitments and has no boundaries when it comes to over-sharing her personal info via interviews, reality shows, and social media. She’s openly talked about her sex life, farting, dislike of basic hygiene (I.e. brushing her teeth regularly), and amniotic fluid levels, amongst other topics that she should have kept to herself. These days she’s really on par with the Kardashians and the like. Should I really give her a pass on all her crap because she USE to be a singer? Nope, don’t think so.
I forget, how did this woman become famous? I’m serious, I don’t remember why she is famous. Why am I supposed to care about anything she does? I will say she does look very pretty without makeup.
Her original career intention was pop singer, I believe. Unfortunately for Jess, she came after Britney, Christina, and Mandy and did not experience a lot of success. Her dad decided to pimp her and Nick Lachey out in Newlyweds, and her asinine comments and juvenile behavior made her a celebrity. Her music career has gone nowhere, so she branched into clothing, shoes, etc. That and her over-sharing of her personal info and weight struggles are her only claims to public relevancy these days.
Jessica really does have great skin! Jealous…
I’m not above bashing celebs but she hasn’t been on my radar for a while so I have to say she looks great and really happy. Good for her. Her legs look amazing. I’m five months pregnant and had thunder thighs during the second or third month so I have to give her some credit. It’s nice to see women wearing pregnancy well. I just look like a fat pig. Haha…
I did think that was Britney’s guy for a minute. This guy is much cuter with facial hair and that baby is way cuter than what she started off as.
Has the Simpson PR team decided “Jess has great skin” is the theme of the day? Why pay a PR team when you can get PR for free on social media.
This is going to be a looong pregnancy. I’m already over it. We all know Jess has made a fortune out of being dumb. We all know her partner is a freeloader. Nothing new to see here…moving on.
Nick & Vanessa seem really happy together. Sweet revenge. Didn’t Jess cheat on Nick with Johnny Knoxville?
There were rumors that she cheated but who knows. What I do know is she never gave her marriage a chance.
This is what she said to Jane magazine in their October 2006 issue:
Jessica on when she knew her marriage was over: “I went there [Africa] on our three-year wedding anniversary. He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids….I just knew I needed to find something more in my life, on my own. I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I’d never seen this before – it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I’ve listened to Judy Garland’s ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’ every single day.”
Anyone hear Nick cheated & still does. Lets stop the nonsense. You might want to recheck the Nick & Vanessa stuff.
I’m only 28, but my mother was 42 when I was born, and my Amma (my mother’s mother) also had her children later in life. They both always stressed how important it was for me to seize every opportunity to educate myself and establish my independence and intelligence as a woman because they and other females have not always had the opportunities women today do. When I see women like Jessica who make their livings on acting dumb and immature, or who post revealing photo after revealing photo for public consumption, I want to break something. Way to set us back, Jessica, Paris, and Kim K. Thanks SO much! /sarcasm
I don’t particularly like or dislike either of them, but I have to get something off my chest, because the way in which he’s criticized bothers the hell out of me.
If this were a relationship between a male musician with a billion-dollar fashion line and an unemployed female who played an active role in the lives of their child(ren), not one of you would be screaming “cash cow” or “Federline” or “mooch”. The fact that they don’t fit into traditional gender roles about “breadwinners” tells you absolutely nothing about their personal lives or their relationship, and it’s absolutely sexist (how dare the woman be more powerful?!) to boot.
Thank you! You said what I wanted to only you did a better job.
“Not one of you would be screaming ‘cash cow’ or ‘Federline’ or ‘mooch.’ ”
Ummmm, actually I would. I have been very critical of women who demean the entire gender with their behavior, whether it’s refusing to get an education or work when they’re perfectly capable or acting dumb to earn some cash.
I TIA w/@Em. I call a Gold Digger when I see one. Katie Joel possibly schtupping Russell Crowe anyone? Total Gold Digger.
I also call out all couples with huge age differences regardless of whom is the older and who is the younger.
All that said, I truly believe that we women hold each other to a higher standard than we do men and therefore we are each other’s harshest critics. We think one of us should know better in any situation.
She’s pointless and irrelevant. Makes me glad that I’m a brunette. That said ..best wishes for a healthy pregnancy.
I’m looking forward to another 23 month pregnancy followed by the birth of a boy named Katherine
El oh el
Noooo! That is my middle name. How about Juliette?
O.Em.Gee. Why oh why are they using such an awful baby carrier?? I am a huge proponent of baby wearing by everyone, but for fuck’s sake, WHY a baby bjorn? They are BAD for babes’ hips!
http://www.hipdysplasia.org/developmental-dysplasia-of-the-hip/prevention/baby-carriers-seats-and-other-equipment/
I hate those carriers. My kids did too, never used them. A baby sling was all I needed and keeps their hips in a healthy position.
Being a tiny (albeit sometimes FAT) booby girl, seeing her and Salma pregnant made me glad I decided to never have a baby naturally. Their breasts looked absolutely painful toward the end of their pregnancies.
I remember when I was heavier and my boobs were DDs. I miss those puppies *sob*
I hadn’t worn anything revealing in awhile and I wore a lot cut top with a push-up bra the other night. Boy it was amazing! this guy kept wiping the same spot in front of me so he coud keep checking out my rack. i forgot the power of boobies.
: )
The boobie shot reveals something else: We probably won’t be seeing any paparazzi photos of Jessica on the beach topless. The boobie photo shows a clear contrast of the sun-exposed, tanned skin and untanned, white skin under the cover-up.
She seems harmless to me. My goodness she is super pretty though and that baby is delicous.
I’m down with the boob.