Good news for Ol’ Cockburn! Olivia Wilde has gotten engaged to the man who gave the Heimlich to her vagina. HUZZAH. Olivia and Jason Sudeikis got engaged over the holidays after dating for about 14 months. Olivia divorced her first husband, the one who killed her vadge, in 2011 too – he was an Italian prince, don’t you know? So Ol’ Cockburn went from telling everyone “I’m a princess but I don’t ever talk about how I’m a princess!” to talking about her vadge dying and Jason giving it mouth-to-mouth. Or something. This will be Jason’s first marriage. This will be the second marriage for both.
Saturday Night Live funnyman Jason Sudeikis is definitely serious about his relationship with actress Olivia Wilde. The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
“They are so excited,” says a source close to both. “And very, very happy.”
Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year.
The couple has been spotted together everywhere from Lawrence, Kan., to Austin, Texas, and most recently in Rome, where Wilde is filming the drama The Third Person.
No word yet on a wedding date.
Wilde will next be seen in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone in March and Ron Howard’s Rush, out in September.
Meanwhile, Sudeikis has the animated film Epic in May and We’re the Millers, costarring Jennifer Aniston, which hits theaters in August.
I actually have a good feeling about this engagement and potential marriage. I think they’re really in love and they make each other happy. Jason used to strike me as kind of d-bag, but I think he just some weird luck with women before he met Olivia. Or maybe she changed him. I don’t know. I see this working out, though. I also see her getting pregnant quickly, if she’s not already.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Jason was married to a writer on SNL from, I think 2004 to 2010.
I believe Emily Post suggests engagement as the appropriate thank you gift for person who performs your vaginal resuscitation.
Or wait, maybe it was soup, I forget now.
So true, j.eyre! Lol
Mufflinks?
Muffin basket?
Bahahahaha. I have to remember not to drink anything when I’m on Celebitchy. 😀
I second that! You guys just made me snarf my coffee! (seriously, you guys are hilarious)
Congratulations to them!
I don’t have such a great feeling about this engagement/marriage, though. For some reason this relationship seemed to have moved rather quickly, even though they’ve dated for 14 months.
I feel similarly. I guess my doubts originate form the fact that she seems kind of famewhory; more than him, which I don’t think makes for a too excellent pairing. But who knows, maybe they’ll do great.
Side note, why does he remind me so much of an older Joel McHale?!
McHale is 41. So maybe he reminds you of an older version of Sudekis?
Nope, pretty sure Sudeikis looks like an older McHale. McHale has found the fountain of youth or something 🙂
If by fountain of youth, you mean botox and hairplugs? Although I’ve got to admit, I’ve had it bad for Joel McHale for a long time and that has not changed. 🙂
why do these hollywood couples even bother? do they really think their marriage is gonna last? i mean, seriously! whats the divorce rate in hollywood, 80%?
why not just stay togehter, at least then you wont have to go through a nasty divorce, pay lawyers etc.
It’s worked for Goldie and Kurt. Of course, I can understand wanting to marry the person you’re in love with. But in hollyweird, it seems more trouble than it’s worth.
Plus they were already married! If I’d be divorced with 28, I’d take it very very slowly from now on. As long there’s no baby on his way I wouldn’t marry again. Haven’t they learned from their “mistake”?
I know everyone talks about the high divorce rate in Hollywood. I know it is high. But is it any higher then outside Hollywood. I think it is just that we hear about it more. Right now at my job I can name 5 people that have separated and getting a divorce. That is in one work environment. That is just the ones I know about. So I don’t think that divorce in Hollywood is that huge. I think it seems so because it is a small community and we hear about every single one of them.
Olivia and Jason may have just clicked and it works for them. I’m not that interested in either. They seem very average and normal. Good for them. Hope it works.
Exactly.
Yeah, I think the divorce rate in the US is around 55% these days, and it’s not like ONLY H-Wood is elevating the numbers on divorce.
I think many people just try to stay optimistic/hopeful regarding getting married.
ITA I just attended my twenty year HS reunion and more than half have been divorced at least once.Most of them are on second marriage.I have three classmates who are on third marriage.Most of us are 38 or 39 and we are from TX conservative state.
dont forget that you need to look closely at how the statistic is made.
some people, especially in hollywood, marry a couple of times. look what alone liz taylor has done for the statistics of divorce. And lots of HW women are married at least twice, lots of them are in their third marriage.
when you divorce and re marry your chance of divorcing again is a lot higher than in your first marriage.
My first thought was “pregnant!” If the baby looks like Xander Jones, Jason will have some explaining to do!
This!
I thought the same…there’s still such a cloud over him because of that. The kid does kind of look like him more than Matthew Vaughn.
He must be talented. My husband restored an old car once but I’d never let him touch my vadge…..for restoration purposes.
I like Jason. I think he’s gotten pretty burned when its come to relationships. Olivia gives me a ho ho vibe, though. I hope I’m wrong. I hope they’re solid and are on the same path. I wish them a happy life and lots of laughter.
It would be nice if he had contact with his little son, Xander. Does he not want contact with him or is that January’s idea?
I wish them well but something is not right here, too fast? The ink is barely dry on Olivia’s divorce papers from the prince.
They won’t last. Three years tops. I don’t like Olivia. She isn’t a good actress and she isn’t as beautiful as people make her out to be. He seems douchy. Congrats!
I don’t like her. I just…DON’T. She tries too hard to be controversial, and her acting kinda sucks.
I’ve only ever seen him in Horrible Bosses (and he was HYSTERICAL) but it seems like he’s gotten the shaft when it comes to relationships. I hope she treats him well, appreciates him, and doesn’t screw him over.
+1!!! I also think her beauty is incredibly overrated as well. If I saw her walking down the street I wouldn’t think anything of her.
Agree with both of you. Dont like her, think she is very overrated.
Well, they’re both douchebags so I guess they make a good pair in that regard.
I still think it was incredibly mean of Olivia to publicly throw her ex-husband under the bus the way she did. It’ll be interesting to see how she’ll lash out at Jason when they break up.
I had no reaction to this except to go re-watch Jason’s portrayal of an organic farmer/ cult leader on the very first episode of Portlandia. I love him for that single performance on its own.
I don’t like her, either
Not so much the Heimlich to her vadge, maybe more like CPR?
Good for them, though. I don’t find either of them that exciting, but happy day nonetheless.
I wish he would acknowledge his son and be an actual man, that’s why I think he is a d-bag.
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I think they’ll stick it out for a few years, then follow the good ol’ Hollywood format, divorce and release press releases about how much they care for one another and will remain friends.
His son? Really,so you did a DNA test? You don’t who fathered her child.She could have used sperm donor.
I wonder if JJ just won’t tell him (or whoever it is) Maybe she’s selfish and doesn’t want the father involved. If so, that would be worse, to think maybe there is a child that is yours and the other parent won’t let you know.
Wonder if Olivia is pregnant and wants to be married when the baby comes.
Not a fan of either one of them. That said, they seem extremely happy & in love. All the best for this marriage.
I honestly don’t get how she keeps getting roles. She’s not a good actress. I get that she’s pretty, but is that really enough? I hope she goes the Blake Lively route and disappear from the screen.
She was OK on House.
Yeah, can’t see them lasting. It’s her, it’s so very her. She comes off really poorly and I just don’t see her as a devoted wife. Could be wrong though.
She has a bad case of the raccoon eyes going on.
I actually really like these two as a couple but an engagement when she’s just barely had her first divorce finalized…idk. And I do totally agree with the poster who said that it was ‘incredibly mean’ of Olivia to throw her first husband under the bus during/after their divorce the way she did. She often used the “I was too young” excuse-which would normally be valid-except that I vividly remember reading several interviews with her in the years leading up to the split in which she went out of her way to defend and sing the praises of getting hitched at 18. Couple that with how she then did a complete 180 on Tao as soon as she (admittedly) “very quickly” decided that she wanted out of their marriage (supposedly he was blindsided by the whole thing) and then immediately was rumored to have begun dating and/or hooking up with a string of much more famous actors and yeah…super sketchy all around. (Wait. Is she our American Uptradey? Or does Blake still hold that title? 😀 )
But seriously, I get that they’re “in love” now but what seems to be the problem with western marriages in general is that as a society we tend to look at marriage as if it should be some lifelong fairy tale just as things are in the early stages of dating. But once the initial lust and butterflies wear off and reality inevitably sets in, if you haven’t bothered to build and develop anything beyond that during the actual courtship before getting engaged/married, what are you left with? People who just want out and even an entire phenomena called “starter marriages” *cringe* as well as a 55% divorce rate. (I know this isn’t indicitive of every divorce but that pattern does seem to lead up to very large percentage of them, particularly in recent years.)
I won’t even pretend to know the % of divorce rates in Hollywood in comparison to the rest of the population but actors/actresses/musicians certainly do the fly by the seat of your pants “we’re so infatuated at the moment” marriages (and subsequent quickie divorces) very, very well 😛
Because I actually do like Jason and Olivia together (she seems kind of flaky but pretty harmless and Sudeikis is one of my favorite comedians) I hope Kaiser is wrong and that they end up having a nice long engagement and really get to know each other (the good, bad, as well as ugly) because the “honeymoon phase” is just that! 🙂
Ryan Gosling was the first of the famous actors she went out with.
No interest in either of them. I get that they’re having hot & fun times now… doesn’t mean that they should get married. I give them 3 years tops. She seems awfully high-maintenance and agree with all saying she shouldn’t have shoved her ex-husband under the bus, just for PR’s sake.
P.S. I’m sorry my original post was so long ladies! I didn’t realize it at all as I was writing 🙂 I allow myself one rant a week and I guess that was it! Lol.
P.S. I’m sorry my original post was so long ladies! I didn’t realize it at all as I was writing 🙂 I allow myself one rant a week and I guess that was it! Lol.
She looks WAY older than 28. To me she is at least 33/34 +
He. He is just boring. Dull. Like watching wet paper dry.
Two boring people that found each other.
I can’t stand this chick! I lost all respect for her due to the way she trashed her Ex so publicly! She was so nasty towards him.
Jason should watch out. The way one treats their Ex is the way they will treat YOU should you too ever fall on tough time..
She did a great job in ‘butter’ w jennifer garner.
Have to say….amazing eyes
28? ID please.