Golden Globes Open Post: Hosted by the hostesses, Amy Poehler & Tina Fey

This year’s Golden Globes Open Post is hosted by The Hostesses!! Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are co-hosting this year’s Globes, and it should be a lot of fun. There probably won’t be as many uncomfortable moments/jokes as Ricky Gervais’s hosting duties for the past few years, but I don’t think Tina and Amy are going to play it safe either. They covered the most recent issue of The Hollywood Reporter to talk about their co-hosting gig, and if you haven’t read the interview yet, it’s a joy. Go here to read it. Amy and Tina talk about how much fun they want to have and how the Globes are special because everybody gets hammered. They even invented a drinking game:

THR: And it’s an awards show known mostly for its drinking.
Fey: When you get a bunch of people in a room who don’t eat much, and you give them one drink, it gets good fast.

Poehler: I was watching Bette Midler sing to Johnny Carson on his last [Tonight Show], and I thought: Maybe we should just sing to each other, Tina, like a really sad goodbye to each other?
Fey: At the beginning of the show. [Laughs.]
THR: And then just drop the mic and walk off?
Fey: But at the beginning. And just a long, slow, indulgent song where we do a lot of inside jokes.

THR: Back to the Globes. Is anything off-limits?
Poehler: The live audience tends to tell you. Tina made a very good point the other day. It’s a tough crowd because it’s a lot of nervous people waiting to see if they win or lose, and as the night goes on, the losers outnumber the winners. But having been in a lot of those awards shows, the Golden Globes are more fun because you can drink. It’s just that easy.

THR: OK, so can you come up with a couple of rules for a Globes drinking game?
Fey: Any time an actress cries in a speech, drink. Any time you see a person actively not listening to someone onstage, drink.
Poehler: Any time someone says, “I didn’t prepare anything!”
Fey: Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub.

THR: How about any time they show Judi Dench?
Fey: Yeah. You take off an article of clothing.
Poehler: Any time Maggie Smith wins.

THR: Has anyone given you a good piece of advice?
Fey: No. We should get some.
Poehler: I was doing some talk shows, and I asked both Jimmy and Conan O’Brien. Everyone says, “Make sure you’re enjoying doing it and make sure you have fun and keep it loose.” I think Tina and I aren’t worried about that. We just want to make sure we look amazing. We don’t care what we say. I have to get my head peel done before Jan. 13.
Fey: I want to look like a really young candle.

[From The Hollywood Reporter]

Tina was also asked specifically about Scientology jokes, and she refused to promise NOT to do any, so maybe Xenu will get a funny shout-out too. Basically, I’m just really looking forward to this. I have my fingers crossed for: Hugh Jackman (for Best Actor in a Comedy/Musical), Anne Hathaway (because I want to see her pretend to not be expecting it), Benedict Cumberbatch (because, obviously) and I can’t wait for Jodie Foster’s honorary award presentation. It should good!

Feel free to leave your thoughts and complaints in the comments!!

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  1. mimi says:

    Those two should have gotten to host the Oscars.
    They are so amazingly talented and funny.

    You go girls!

  2. mimi says:

    Those two should have gotten to host the Oscars.
    They are so amazingly talented and funny.

    You go girls!

  3. backwards says:

    I’m not going to uni today so I can sit on the couch in my pj’s are judge everyone on the red carpet arrivals (it’s 9am here).

    I’m really excited to see Tina and Amy. I think they will be great hosts. I make sure that all of my friendships in life have that hilarious ‘Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’ chemistry

    • Amelia says:

      Waaah, I missed the whole thing because I’ve got a post-grad interview this morning! (It’s 8:25 in the UK).
      Ah, well.
      There’ll be an open post for the Oscars, right?

  4. Rachel says:

    Can’t wait to see my man Joaquin!

  5. Suze says:

    I hope these two ladies live forever. That’s how much I love them.

    Here’s hoping the hosting duties come off superbly!

  6. TG says:

    Yes, please don’t let Ann”e” win. I know she will but I can’t stand her anymore. She has completely alienated me. I used to like her but her nonstop talking about being skinny and how hungry she was and then in some interviews making a point of refusing to talk about being skinny when she has been doing it all along and then her rude obnoxious b*tching about her name being misspelled. Make it easier folks and don’t vote for her so you don’t have to worry about spelling her precious name.

    Love Tina and Amy but I also loved Gervais so it should be a good night.

    • Hoya_chick says:

      Exactly TG!I really despise her now. She is so fake! You can really tell she is really a bitch! All these years I use to like her, no more. And from now on I’ll be spelling her name Ann, no ‘e’ ha! Immature I know, but I don’t care.

      • Lucky Charm says:

        While Anne may seem to be insufferable and pretentious now, I do have to give her some slack about spelling her name (in)correctly. My name is frequently not only misspelled, but also mispronounced, and it’s frustrating.

  7. Poink says:

    I never watch award shows because I find them really boring, but I am recording this one because of these women! They are f*cking awesome – this should be hilarious!

  8. Ms Kay says:

    I want Anne Hathaway to lose so we see if her acting is really superb when she pulls the disappointed-but-gracious-enough-to-swallow-it-and-applaud the winner face.

    I want Joaquin to win hands down and he says in his speech “I’m Still Here celebitches!”

    I want Marion Cotillard to win. I can’t help it but I loved her performance to the bones in Rust and Bones.

    Amour for the win.

    • marie says:

      she will stand up and scream “I sheared my hair for you!” and then promptly pass out stealing all the winners thunder..

      • Ms Kay says:

        Haha! Or then pull a Kanye West-to-Taylor Swift move and say “I should have won!”, then snatch the golden globe and try to run but falls off the stage as her gown is too tight and it cracks open and oops it’ll reveal she went Miserably commando again!

      • MK says:

        Imma let you but-

        I HAD ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

    • Emma says:

      Yes. Seriously, I’d pay to see the look on Anne’s face if she loses!

      I also want Marion to win – I think she should’ve been nominated for an Oscar and deserves to win tonight. If not her, Jessica Chastain. Not JLawr – not that I don’t like her or anything, but I wasn’t THAT impressed by her performance and don’t think she’s the most deserving.

      I’m mostly looking forward to Tina and Amy hosting tonight. It should be fun!

    • emmie_a says:

      I’m rooting against AnnE too. She still looks super skinny — I wonder if she is trying to stay that thin so she can remind everyone how much she suffered for her role??

    • Mira says:

      Yes for Joaquin and I’m Still Here, bitches speech, and I wish that happens at the the Academy awards.

      Can anyone recommend a good live stream link for people with no television?

    • Bobby the K says:

      Tina Fey is so much more attractive than try-hards like anne hathaway. If a.h. wins anything then it means her transparent campaigning was a success and it will become the norm from now on. Ouch!

    • T.Fanty says:

      Oh dear god. I was ambivalent on the Hathaway hatred until she just described her golden globe as a weapon against self-doubt. Start the music and shut her up!

    • Ms Kay says:

      Yay Amour won best foreign film!

      Claire Danes well it was obvious. It’s Homeland fever at the moment so no surprise here and it’s deserved.

      Fingers crossed for Best Actor/Actress…

      PS: AnnE well I’d gladly use the golden globe as a weapon too to smack her head with it just to reconnect the humility nerves that seem to have been disconnected around in there.

      • LAK says:

        i’ve seen all the foreign language films, and i can’t choose between them. They are all so good.

    • Eve says:

      Let’s brace ourselves for when she accepts her Oscar.

      Sorry guys, but she’s totally winning this one: bitch has been playing by “The Natalie Portman’s How to Get an Oscar Handbook” and I’ll eat my hat if she doesn’t win this one as well. The only award she may lose is the Screen Actors Guild Awards. Sorry again.

      And I wasn’t particularly annoyed by her until now (because I had been avoiding her posts) but after the “Thank you for this lovely blunt object that I will forever more use as a weapon against self-doubt” I swear I want to punch her right in the face. HARD!

  9. phaksi says:

    love lady mary’s dress

  10. LAK says:

    Can anyone recommed a live link so we can watch this in Europe?

  11. Melissa says:

    When did Rancic become the madam for a whorehouse, circa 1880?

  12. gloaming says:

    @ Lak Can’t seem to share any links. It’s coming up as spam in the comment box.

  13. Jayna says:

    Wow, so many look amazing.

  14. Kaiser says:

    Chastain looks like ten kinds of hell.

    CUMBERBATCH IS IN THE HIZZY!!!!!

    • emmie_a says:

      Jessican Chastain’s dress is horrible. The top adds 20 pounds to her – there’s no shape to it. Her hair is ugh-ugh-ugly.

      I just saw Cumberbatch live on E! and I’d only seen him in pictures before and didn’t get the attraction – but he is cuter ‘in person’.

      And just saw Clooney and Stacy and her hair is flat on top and it’s not looking good.

      Nicole Kidman’s hair looks cute – it’s loose and moves and takes away from her frozen face.

      Sienna Miller usually can do no wrong in my eyes but she’s not looking too hot. Her dress and hair are boring.

    • T.Fanty says:

      His interview on E was unimaginably dull. I suspect that he’s trying so hard not allow his inner bitch to run free that he can’t think of anything else to say.

    • Eve says:

      I had the feeling Jessica Alba mispronounced his name. She stuttered a little and then said something that sounded like “Cummerbatch” to me.

  15. QQ says:

    Jessica Chastain’s Dress is the most fugly miserable sad Titty sack EveR

  16. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I just started watching, and darn if I don’t like swifty’s dress. Ugh…

    And Eva Longoria is cracking me up with her imitation of Angelina’s ‘Leg’ pose. SO try hard…

  17. Po says:

    Ok, Nicole Kidman’s dress is horrible but her face isn’t bad.

  18. Turtle Dove says:

    I have to ask, did Megan Fox remove her breast implants?

    She looks great.

    http://www.imdb.com/oscars/galleries/2013-globes-redcarpet-photos-rm1812901120

    • Becky1 says:

      Looks like she did-good for her! She looks great.

    • debbie says:

      possibly but both her and BAG look like they have had massive face work done for the evening. I also can’t figure out why they are there, she doesn’t work.

  19. Po says:

    I can’t stand Ryan Seacrest. I just had to let that out.

    • T.Fanty says:

      I do agree, but it’s always enjoyable to see what a little midget he is when he’s interviewing on the red carpet.

      • andrea says:

        Hahahahahha, THIS. And I love how he tries to drop his voice down lower and be all slick to make up for his lack in stature (pun, not funny I know, sorry). One of my favorite red carpet moments of his is that shot of him trying to chase the Brange down and getting ignored.

    • Minnie says:

      Ugh thank you. He truly pisses me off. Why is he still working??

  20. gloaming says:

    Just spotted Hathaway giving the side eye to Jessica Alba, while Alba was ignoring whatever Paul Rudd was saying to her.

    Priceless!

  21. GoodCapon says:

    I don’t like how Game of Thrones is snubbed. Someone let the direwolves out…

  22. Kaiser says:

    Swifty looked really good, right?

    • Po says:

      I agree, it’s shocking.

    • Aqua says:

      Yes! for once she’s not dressing to old for her age.

    • Fran says:

      nooo, I think she looks terrible. her boots look super pointy and saggy, and her hair is too flat.

    • littlestar says:

      I loved when they cut to Taylor’s face during Adele’s speech and Taylor had the biggest bitch face I’ve ever seen haha! How she was feeling was completely on her face – “I should have won that Golden Globe you cow!”

    • littlestar says:

      I loved when they cut to Taylor’s face during Adele’s speech and Taylor had the biggest bitch face I’ve ever seen haha! How she was feeling was completely on her face – “I should have won that Golden Globe you cow!”

  23. T.Fanty says:

    How awesome does Tina Fey look?

  24. Jayna says:

    They are slaying as hosts. Hysterical. I adore Tina and Amy. Tina is playing more straight man and Amy is knocking the zingers out of the park.
    It reminds me how fantastic they were in that movie they did together years ago.

    • Jayna says:

      Jennifer Garner looks so pretty in the face. I haven’t seen her dress, just her sitting at the table with Ben. She looks as young as she did in her Alias award show days.

  25. emmie_a says:

    Kate Hudson cleans up well. She always looks incredible at award shows.

  26. Jayna says:

    Julianne Moore looks so beautiful and she’s older than Nicole, but no horrible fillers.

    • Brittney says:

      Yes! I absolutely adore her dress… not sure how I feel about the earrings, though.

      She’s a perfect example of how to age gracefully, even if genetics are obviously on her side. Her hairstyle’s really showing off her gorgeous face tonight.

  27. Gilmore says:

    BUT THE JAMES CAMERON JOKE!

    • GoodCapon says:

      They killed it!

      The somewhat embarrassed laughter from the audience made it funnier IMO!

    • Jayna says:

      It was a brilliant line.

      If anyone has never seen that movie Tina and Amy wrote and starred in, about Amy being Tina’s surrogate, you have to rent it. I can’t remember the name of it.

  28. Alyce says:

    T Swift, J Lawrence, and Tina Fey all brought their A game tonight!

    • emmie_a says:

      I agree about Taylor, I’m iffy about the bust area on Jennifer’s gown – but she did look good. I thought Tina Fey’s gown looked cheap… but it’s just not my style.

      After watching all the red carpet interviews I’ve decided Amanda Seyfried is one of my fav actresses — she’s just so real and down-to-earth and she seems really fun. She’s like the exact opposite of AnnE.

      • Alyce says:

        I love Amanda Seyfried, both as an actress and her off screen persona. I’m not sure about her dress tonight though, it might be better in a different color.

  29. Jayna says:

    Actually, looking at Nicole sitting there when the camera pans to her, she looks pretty, not overdone with fillers.

  30. AmyLynne says:

    Francesca Eastwood is Miss Golden Globe? No other famous spawn were available?

    • taxi says:

      Wasn’t she incinerating a Kelly bag not long ago?

      Loved the crack telling Swifty to keep her hands off Michael J Fox’s son.

  31. Ms Kay says:

    Jennifer Lawrence and Zooey D. got me confused by a belt with their look alike dresses!

  32. Lux says:

    Rachel Wesz and Daniel Craig looked flawless!

  33. Jayna says:

    Swifty practically got caught rolling her eyes when Adele was carrying on up there. Sorry, Swifty, you wish you had her talent.

  34. Ms Kay says:

    Hahaha Helena Bonham Carter went back to her hot mess look with that D&G dress.

    Well, what the fudge deuce is Rosario Dawson is wearing?

    • T.Fanty says:

      You know, people abuse that phrase, “hot mess,” but that is quite literally what HBC is. She’s still gorgeous, but she actually looks like Tim Burton might have dragged her through a hedge by her ankles.

      Boo, Cumby just lost. They just cut to him looking all sad. And he’s sitting next to an old lady in a turban.

      WTF is Bill Clinton doing there?!

      • Ms Kay says:

        Well I am happy to say that I am not part of the general abuse, as being a fan of her I always and only apply the hot mess words to HBC because indeed that is her trademark, she is to me the only one to look like a rag doll and still be gorgeous and elegant. Say Viv Westwood look would make one run up the hills, that is one ghastly mess!

        Lewis it was obvious he’d win, it’s the Homeland wave lately so no chance for surprises here.

        Bill Clinton? He’s been a celeb for years so not so surprising, give it 4 years and Obama will hosting the Oscars.

        To me the “WTF is xyz doing here?” moment was more Gabby Douglas.

      • Brittney says:

        Ms Kay, I’m guessing NBC gave Gabby Douglas a ticket as a thank-you present for all those ratings she brought in during the Olympics. It didn’t make sense to me either until I remembered what network the awards are on.

      • Ms Kay says:

        @ Brittney well thank you it makes more sense indeed. She is a great athlete and I really hope she won’t be swallowed by the whole HW/celebrity machine.

  35. Jayna says:

    Jessica Alba is stunning in her tangerine dress.

  36. Jayna says:

    Bill.

  37. ZenBitch says:

    Why is Clinton there?

  38. Miss M says:

    Ann”e” just won…

  39. truthSF says:

    Nooooooooo! WTF!! Hatheway won, ugh!

  40. Jayna says:

    Great speech by Anne Hatthaway.

  41. Post-its says:

    Oh God, Anne…ugh…

    • sweetpea says:

      I had to switch channels because I literally could NOT sit through an entire “oh my goodness I’m so shocked!” speech from her….Grrrrr…GO AWAY ANNE

  42. gloaming says:

    *Anne looked genuinely surprised didn’t she?
    And she was sincerely humbled too.

    *The above statements are steeped in sarcasm.

    • Brittney says:

      Hahaha, you fooled me at first. I was seriously questioning your judgment.

    • Melissa says:

      Even my husband thought she was pouring it on too thick. He thought she was trying to act as if she didn’t have a speech prepared, when she clearly did.

    • Miss M says:

      I don’t know her and I used to like her a lot. But, again, she comes across as pretentious and try-hard (like she did when she hosted the Oscars).

      Question is: Did she improv or rehearse to perfection?

  43. Becky1 says:

    Oh, Anne. I think she did a great job in “Les Mis” and she deserved to win but why does she have to be so annoying (i.e. the comment about using the Golden Globe statue as a weapon against self-doubt)?

    Also, what was up with J. Law’s joke about beating Meryl Streep? I thought that was obnoxious.

    • emmie_a says:

      I don’t think anyone liked Jennifer’s joke – the room was silent!

      • Peanut says:

        I thought it was pretty funny.

      • TG says:

        I thought Jennifer’s joke about Streep and the one about Harvey was funny. If you notice Hollywood can’t ever laugh at themselves so the audience usually is so wooden at every awards show. It shows that most of them have zero personality.

      • gabe says:

        First Wives Club reference (the part where Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn are talking about her GG). I found it quite funny, but that’s because they just showed the movie on HBO here recently. I don’t think most of the people in the room got it at first though. But whatever, the Weinstein joke made up for it.

    • gloaming says:

      Yeah, I saw Les Mis today and she was great in it.

      I watched the Hollywood Reporter ‘The Actresses’ roundtable and she came across as really trying hard to be liked.

      • gloaming says:

        I’m following Nikki finke’s live snark and she said this

        “I’m so sick of Anne Hathaway’s ‘Ooh-I’m-so-insecure’ shtick. But in reality, when she co-hosted the Academy Awards with James Franco, she counted every single line to make sure she had an equal number to his. (Can you blame James for checking out of the broadcast halfway through given her asshole-ian behavior?)”

    • Shelly says:

      I though Jennifer’s joke was hilarious! Meryl is known to have a good sense of humor, so I’m sure she thought so too.

    • Kate says:

      Isn’t it a Bette Midler quote from a movie? I’m pretty sure it is.

    • paranormalgirl says:

      I think Meryl would have laughed.

    • pinkheart says:

      i liked eponine more than fantine from les miserables and she got the leastt bit of attention from this whole les mis showmance:(

  44. emmie_a says:

    So Jennifer Lawrence won and went up there and gave her acceptance speech and it wasn’t all drama and theatrics it was lighthearted and fun — THEN AnnE goes up there, pretending like she was surprised that she won and pretending to fight back tears and it was all drama and theatrics. I’m probably being unfair but I just don’t like AnnE’s personality and it overshadows everything she does.

    • Brittney says:

      Yeah, the juxtaposition between those two women really said it all. Jennifer’s pretty much the only person in the world who has worn fur and remained a favorite of mine… she really doesn’t seem to belong in that vapid, self-obsessed world, and I hope it’s not just (more) good acting.

      • emmie_a says:

        And even the difference between AnnE and Jessica Chastain… They both had dramatic acceptance speeches and Jessica’s came off as very heartfelt and endearing and lovely — while I just rolled my eyes during AnnE’s entire speech. She is just such a tool. She’s the teacher’s pet that everyone hated.

    • TG says:

      Wonder if AnnE gets extra points for shaking throughout her speeches? What an insufferable tw*t.

    • Feebee says:

      Loved Jennifer’s speech. I don’t take the audience not laughing as it being a bad joke. I was cringing before AnnE got to the stage. Her speech didn’t let me down.

  45. LAK says:

    QT has the cutest doll-like GF!!!!

  46. Brittney says:

    Cannot get over how ageless Denzel Washington seems to be. I thought his daughter was his (age-appropriate) wife. Has he had work done recently? I thought I remembered him looking about a decade older, but maybe it was for a role…

    • Becky1 says:

      Yeah, Denzel looks good! Whatever he’s doing or not doing is working for him.

    • A says:

      Agree. Denzel looks amazing. I’ve always liked him, but I flat out adore him after reading two Hollywood Reporter interviews he did several months ago for flight…Ebert tweeted something about the one that was just focused on him and basically said Denzel is one of that last old school stars. The other one was a Best Actor roundtable, and worth googling because it was so hilarious and strange. Basically, somehow (I think it was Nelson Mandela) ended up at his house and all these celebrities who live in his neighborhood were curious (assuming Nelson has to roll with a lot of bodyguards) and kept dropping on by unannounced…One of the guys who works for him came in and said something like “So and So (some famous actor) is trying to look over your fence.” I just can imagine all these actors and actresses trying to be all snoopy trying to figure out what’s going on at Denzel’s.

  47. Post-its says:

    “I’m going to use this as a weapon against self-doubt.”

    Yes, annE, and now I am going to vomit all over my living room.

    • emmie_a says:

      Doesn’t that totally corny line sound like something she thought of beforehand? It sounds like something you would read in a cheesy self-help book.

    • Sassy says:

      Aaargh! I liked her before she started the “Oscar” campaign. She is insufferable.

    • gloaming says:

      After that speech Anne, I’d like to use it as a weapon against yer face!

  48. Peanut says:

    Arnold Schwartznegger is so disgusting.

  49. Mira says:

    Jennifer Lawrence was sharp and witty, and Anne was her usual rhetorical self. Anne’s insufferable!!

  50. GoodCapon says:

    CAPTAIN MAL!!!

    Good Lord Lea Michelle is so orange!

  51. Becky1 says:

    I can’t believe Claire Danes had a baby last month-wow. She looks great.

    • Shelly says:

      I know, right?!?! Her tiny waist defies all logic!

    • Brittney says:

      She defies everything, doesn’t she? Every time I watch Homeland’s opening credits I’m reminded that her face hasn’t aged a day since childhood (which was when I started loving her), and now her body doesn’t seem to have been touched by pregnancy, either…

  52. Miss M says:

    Go Claire Danes! my forever modern Juliet, 🙂

  53. lisa2 says:

    I called the show a week ago. Reading the comments well I see many people here feel the same about the show.

  54. berry says:

    haha Anne’s face after Sacha’s quip about the upskirt shot, priceless!!!

  55. emmie_a says:

    Amy sitting on Clooney’s lap was cute. I wanted her to win… I’ve never seen ‘Girls’ and everything I’ve read about Leah has made me dislike her but she seems harmless.

  56. Miss M says:

    Sorry, removed the majority of the comment

    Question: Can CB, bedhead and Kaiser do some live streaming like The one in hollywoodlife website for the Oscars?

    • gloaming says:

      They did a couple of years ago, maybe 3, but it got a bit racist if i remember correctly. I asked them last year too…

  57. Becky1 says:

    OMG Amy P. and Tina F. are so funny. That joke about how Taylor Swift should stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son cracked me up.

    • Brittney says:

      I would kill to be a fly on the wall while they got loaded and talked about certain celebrities… Taylor included. If they’re this funny in front of everyone, the jokes behind their backs must be golden.

    • Feebee says:

      Couldn’t BEEElieve they didn’t cut to Taylor after that one. It would have been priceless all right.

  58. c'est la vie says:

    Can’t lie – I miss Ricky Gervais. But I do love these two…

  59. lisa2 says:

    Jodie Foster is beautiful. Naturally beautiful.

    I remember how much kStew looked like her in Panic room. I was just wow. I like Jodie so much.

    I think she just called out all the famewhores… and the people that follow them..lol

    Her speech is so funny, scary and great all at once.

    • Jayna says:

      I didn’t see it. My sister called me up wanting to know what I thought of her speech. She said it sounded like she was leaving acting.

      • A says:

        It’s weird. I liked Jodie’s speech, and a lot of the people on Jezebel loved it. Some people thought it was bizarre and that she was wacked out. So, split reactions I guess.

      • LAK says:

        i don’t think she was saying she is leaving acting. MOre talking about how LONG it’s been and having moments where she’s wanted to quit. Juxtaposed with a reality in which she’s been on screen since she was 3yrs old and is now 50yrs old. That’s her reality show as opposed to the KK version and other famewhores’ versions. I do love that she came out even as she talked about privacy.

        I also finally realised why she supports Mel Gibson. It’s her reality. She’s probably a very nice person but having been in hollywood since she was 3, her reality and world have been very closed and sheltered. She’s essentially like Michael Jackson/Elizabeth Taylor but more sane. A sanity that she’s fought hard to acquire/maintain, but clearly not 100% normal if she’s OK with Mel, but in hollywierd it’s hard to find true friends and i guess that’s a reason to hold onto him.

        And her 2 sons are cute as buttons.

      • LAK says:

        Edit: having watched the clip off youtube that i post below, i’ve realised that my online livelink cut off the last 10secs of her speech……they switched to ads!!!

        She is leaving acting. I don’t think she’s leaving Hollywood. Perhaps more work as a director, and she doesn’t seem to care to be in the studio system.

      • emmie_a says:

        She is not leaving acting. Here is an excerpt from a WSJ article:

        She also made it sound as if she planned to retire from acting once and for all, something she’d toyed with previously. But backstage afterward, she clarified for reporters: “I could never stop acting. You’d have to drag me behind a team of horses. I’d like to be directing tomorrow. I’m more into it than I have ever been.”

    • Kate (newer one) says:

      Oooh, I really want to see this – what did she say, in precis?

      I admire her so much. I think she probably never had an entourage because when she first worked as an adult in Hollywood she couldn’t afford anyone to leak her sexuality, but it does seem to have kept her remarkably sane. And she is such a smart cookie, too.

  60. Sassy says:

    Jodie Foster? High, nuts, wacked out?
    Her speech – noncommital. Why is she making this into a farce?

    • aud says:

      yeahhhh

      i love her a lot. i was really disappointed in her speech. it was pure rambling, like she had no plan.

      i wish she would have just come out instead of being evasive.

      and idk what the rest was about :/

  61. gloaming says:

    Jodie Foster = AWESOME!

    edit- apart from that whole Polanski thing

  62. Tig says:

    Can’t stand Jennifer Lawrence’s dress, or Jessica Chastain’s- double ugh!

    I am so enjoying Tina and Amy- genius!

  63. Miss M says:

    Ben won!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am happy to see him again getting an award and not knowing what to say. And you know it’s genuine because he cannot fake such great reaction.

    Dimples parade!!!!! 🙂

    ps: George Clooney must be thinking: And I still don’t have any award as a director… *sigh*

  64. LAK says:

    Halle Berry has worn the same dress since forever!!!!

    • Shelly says:

      I know! She is so boring! It’s always the same exact style, EXACT, but just a different color. I’m all for sticking to shapes that look good on you, but c’mon! She could change it up a little.

  65. Kiki says:

    Hey guys! I cannot wait for tomorrow’s post but here goes: Hats off to Ms. Jodie Foster, what an amazing class act!! I wish celebrities were like her! So honest, so classy but with big balls (or ovaries). She made my night, I used to respect her… Now I admire her!

    • Miss M says:

      I did not see it. I am watching online and they cut it to talk nonsense… *argh*

      Was it that good?

      • Kiki says:

        I thought she was lost at the beginning. Like nervous… The rest is Golden Globe history!

      • LAK says:

        YES!!!

      • Lem says:

        Good? Odd!
        She came out, went back in, said she was always out, her public statement was she was “single”, thanked her ex-partner and coparent. Then called privacy. Then either retired or said she’s never doing Broadway again.

        It was almost as if she was going to have a ‘big out’, chickened out then idk rambly nerves. It turned into something different than she or her publicist meant, I imagine . Declarationish, but of what?
        It was odd. So… Good Luck with the privacy now, Jodie

  66. emmie_a says:

    Ben Affleck is looking yummy! And maybe he’s just a good actor but he really did seem surprised about winning.

  67. Ms Kay says:

    Golden Globes telling Ben Affleck : “Now now, stop crying about the Oscar snub, here have some lollypop in the shape of a golden globe.. Good boy!” *rub/pat on the back*

  68. Pandora says:

    I hope I’m not the only one with an intense dislike, bordering on hatred, for Lena Dunham.

    • TG says:

      No you are not the only one and I have never even seen her show. Maybe she and Ann”e” can hang out together since they both are so in love with themselves.

    • Bookworm mommy says:

      Yah, I can’t stand her…if you can’t walk in heels, don’t wear them, she looked ridiculous wobbling around

    • Brittney says:

      She is incredibly overrated. I tried FOUR times to get into Girls because every time I gave up, I heard more hype about it. Nope, not trying anymore. It’s like watching a trainwreck, but not in a good way. She’s been coddled her entire life and still honestly believes she’s a self-made little snowflake… and with all that money, she could afford to look a lot better, yet she continues to play that “ironic” ugly-on-purpose card.

      Girl, your clothes might look like they’re thrown together from your grandma’s attic, but we know they’re just as expensive and wasteful and contrived as the fashion trends you “reject”… ugh, sorry, I sound so bitter. She just rubs me the wrong way. Obviously it’s because I know people exactly like her… but that doesn’t make her any less nauseating.

      • Pandora says:

        @ Brittney
        Completely agree! I tried to watch an episode of Girls tonight after the show, and I was just even more turned off by her.. I think it has something to do with knowing young women like her too. So desperate to be “different” and “interesting”, but it’s just nauseating!

      • Pandora says:

        Completely agree! I tried to watch an episode of Girls tonight after the show, and I was just even more turned off by her.. I think it has something to do with knowing young women like her too. So desperate to be “different” and “interesting”, but it’s just nauseating!

      • oivey says:

        Agreed. Cannot stand to see her face. How did she beat Tina and Amy in their category. HOW?!

    • Eve says:

      @ Pandora:

      You’re definitely NOT the only one. For some reason, I can’t stand her. And I’ve seen her show — honestly, I don’t think there’s anything to rave about it.

    • gabe says:

      I don’t like her. I don’t like her show. I think she’s another one of those over-rated ingenue poseurs. Maybe she’ll grow out of it and eventually become an honest-to-God good writer for it, but damn, must she be stuffed down our throats in the mean time?

    • Feebee says:

      Nope, not the only one. Tried to like Girls but seriously it made me wonder what the hell was wrong with her.

      She’s a little on the annoying side.

  69. Miss M says:

    Good night ladies (and gents out there).

    I will have a long day tomorrow. Have a good start of the week! Good night and good luck! 🙂

  70. Shelly says:

    I swear Jodie Foster has barely aged at all. She looks amazing.

  71. Nancypie says:

    Can’t wait for Taylor Swift’s new song about how mean Tina and Amy are…

  72. T.Fanty says:

    Yay, Hugh Jackman! He’s so flipping elegant and gracious and you can just see that everyone loves him.

    • angie says:

      On the other hand, I noticed that his wife turned her back on Anne H. when she was giving her acceptance speech–maybe she couldn’t keep a polite smile going after all these weeks of watching the Anne show.

  73. Falula says:

    Wow, Anne Hathaway awkwardly cradling Amanda Seyfried is something I can do without, thanks.

  74. lama says:

    Geezus. Anne just had to say more, didn’t she?

  75. Pandora says:

    Anne is horrendous…

  76. Nessa says:

    Oh. My. God. Anne Hathaway is officially a tool. I can’t take it anymore!!!

  77. debbie says:

    Anne Hathaway is vile!!! I mean how unprofessional and disrespectful can you be, she had her moment how do you jump into someone else’s moment!

    I didn’t want her to win the oscar before now I NEED HER TO LOSE that oscar.

    • TG says:

      Agreed. I think Ann”e” is showing her true colors this awards season. I think it is obvious from all the comments from this site in the last weeks that she has alienated a lot of fans. She is so insufferable and that comment about how her award is validation against self-doubt. Vomit. I think also she makes the mistake of saying everything in her mind. I mean we all should wake up and tell ourselves that we are worthy, beautiful, capable, etc., but when you shout it out like Ann”E” it is just insufferable. I really can’t stand her anymore.

    • Brittney says:

      I haven’t seen this part yet because I’m watching on a delay (at work, but luckily my employer digitally records all the network broadcasts, hurrayyy)… but I’m glad I read this first so I can be prepared.

      Cannot believe she pulled that… and seriously hoping the Academy voters were all watching. (Good thing many of them were in the same room.) She does not deserve any more pats on the back… none.

    • Peta says:

      Why is she so f**king NERVOUS all the time lately? I know its awards season and you’re up for a big award, but you were up for the bigger one a few yrs ago (Best Actress) and didn’t behave like this.

      I truly don’t think she means to be this obnoxious and self-centered. I really believe she suffers from the low self-esteem she claims and can’t help herself. She’s got wild hyper nerves and its causing her to lose control and act like a schoolgirl. Someone close needs to step in stat, or at least right after the Oscars, take her away for a long rest and get her something for her nerves. Someone on another board had an item about an actress with a speed problem who’s been all over the place lately. After tonight I believe it’s Anne.

  78. Bsnol says:

    I like Jessica chastain but why does she have such horrible style

  79. Shay says:

    I can’t believe Anne Hathaway jumped in like that. Rude and totally unnecessary. You’ve had your moment, if you forgot some one then call them later.

  80. Becky1 says:

    Jessica Chastain was very good in ZDT. I liked her acceptance speech and I’m glad she won. But…that dress and her hair! What was her stylist thinking?

  81. Pandora says:

    So happy Jessica Chastain won, her speech was so gracious. Her voice was quivering at the beginning, she’s just adorable, even if her hair and dress kind of suck. I just saw Zero Dark Thirty this afternoon and it was amazing.
    And Daniel Day Lewis just won! Yay!!

    • TG says:

      I like Jessica too, but I wish she had sent a shout out to the men and women of the armed forces and the clandestine people too. I mean she was playing a character in a movie that eliminated one of the US’s most hated enemy. The Argo guy remembered them at least.

  82. LAK says:

    I know DDL is a shoo in and not a surprise at all, but i love him. He isn’t in my face 24/7, and his film choices tend to be on the better side so i am happy to give him an award everytime he pops up.

    Having avoided all things Ben Affleck and ARGO, i didn’t realise Clooney produced it. Mind you, bearing in mind his campaign strategy, i should have guessed!!

    • Mira says:

      I love DDL, I love him. But nothing beats Joaquin and Denis Lavant’s performances. I seriously think DDL didn’t top these two performances. Denis has been gloriously ignored and Joaquin, well, damn it. Yeah. For a DDL apologist, I’m sad. At least, I don’t have to watch the Academy awards now.

      • LAK says:

        i loved Dennis performance BUT i felt like Joaquin’s performance was like watching an acting class. I hate when actors do that. And i always feel like Joaquin needs to be matched to the right project in order to work eg WALK THE LINE or GLADIATOR for which roles i felt he should have won.

      • taxi says:

        Joaquin in ‘The Master’ was boring.

  83. Becky1 says:

    I’m not a fan, but Julia Roberts looks great! If she’s doing any tweaking or botoxing she’s not going overboard.

  84. Lem says:

    Stars of the upcoming film Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez?!?
    No. Just. No

  85. Jane says:

    I thought Jodie’s speech was a little bizarre, but when she mentioned the part about her mother, I did tear up and noticed the other ladies t the GG did too.

  86. becks says:

    JLo looked amazing….she is everything!

  87. Eve says:

    HATED to see Robert Downey Jr and Jodie Foster trying to make Mel Gibson look cool again. Hated it. They tried too hard — and, AGAIN, it didn’t work.

    RDJ and Foster, just stop! Please, for the sake of your respective careers, STOP trying to rehabilitate this prick’s image.

    Also, every time the camera panned to that a**hole (Gibson), his mouth was open. WTF?

    http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/melgibsongoldenglobes.jpg

    God, I LOATHE this man.

    • gabe says:

      I know, I hate that it blemishes RDJ somewhat in my eyes. And Mel wasn’t really helping. Squandered success just isn’t a good look on a guy.

    • Ms Kay says:

      They are friends that is why. And overall Mel Gibson, if HW wanted to make him a pariah it’d have happened but clearly he still has some power in there so… that’s my understanding of it…

      And LOL at Michael K. caption of Mel Gibson pic, priceless 😀

      • Eve says:

        I know they’re friends…and that they probably feel like he’s been “wronged” by the industry and the press. But, really, Gibson is a horrible human being — and he has only himself to blame for the demise of his career (which I don’t miss in the slightest, by the way).

        However, it’s infuriating to see them trying to push him down my throat. It just doesn’t work, it only makes me lose respect for them (especially in Foster’s case).

      • Ms Kay says:

        Well that’s the thing with human beings, those who happen to be horrible can also happen to be the best supportive friends on the other hand, say a total dichotomy of personalities or whatever 2 faces… so indeed violent men can happen to be good with other people, and they are so good that no matter what horrible things they did/do, they’ll always have allies and/or loyal friends… Unfair and sucks but as we all know : it’s life.

      • taxi says:

        Mel was very helpful to Jody years ago & protected her privacy when it too early for an ‘outing’.

    • A says:

      Did you catch the whole “he saved me thing.”? Interesting. I’ve always wondered how a gay woman could be close with someone like Mel…Mel (and Jodie) helped RDJ out when he was seriously fucking up his life and in danger of OD’ing. That throwaway line made me think…I seriously wonder if Jodie had some sort of issues like RDJ or depression back in the day, before TMZ and gossip blogs were all up in everyone’s shizz nit. So she was able to keep to keep whatever was happening under wraps…and maybe Mel really did step in and help get her help, to the point that he saved her life. It’s possible she had drug/depression problems. Seriously, she was a child actress, the Hinkley thing, etc….I could definitely see how that could contribute to something like that. So if Mel helped her out if she was in a really horrible place in her life, I could somewhat see why she still is friends with him even if he is a horrible, homophobic asshole.

    • tracking says:

      I appreciate loyalty but, for a smart woman, Foster has lousy taste in friends (Gibson, Polanski WTH??)

  88. lucy2 says:

    I think my other post got lost, but it was mostly about how great Amy and Tina were, and how horrible Jessica Chastain’s hair was.
    Jennifer Lawrence’s speech was great, and I’m surprised Argo did so well, haven’t seen it yet but I thought Lincoln would clean up.
    Lots of great fashions, some bad. Halle’s dress looked like she ripped it up in a fit of rage, which I guess is possible.
    “Drunk” Glenn Close and Amy on Clooney’s lap were awesome.

  89. pretty says:

    Anne Hathaway’s speech at the golden globe awards.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUlldx3X60c
    It is SO cringed-worthy. It gives me a huge second hand embarrassment. What is wrong with her?
    I pray for god she doesn’t get the Oscar ugh!!

  90. pretty says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyuB-ax3VA4

    Anne Hathaway interrupting speech. she is so rude.

  91. Mila says:

    I loved Jennifer Lawrence’s dress, finally she got it right. Divine Dior gown and beautiful color, the thing about the color of the dress is that in some light is more redish/orange and in other coral. Anyway, congrats to her and she looked amazing.
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2198842624/nm2225369
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1124117760/nm2225369

  92. A says:

    So much goodness. Jodie’s coming out (again?). Lilo trying to attention whore by attacking JenLaw. Tina and Amy flat out making fun of Taylor. JLo’s weird ass dress, and the cut right to Ben and Jen. BCoop’s sad face when he realized he lost, then quickly posting happy face and smizing.

  93. TheRealTea says:

    Well after tonight Mel probably won’t want to be her friend anymore either. Since she came out & all. Hes such a misogynist prick hes not even happy for her ill bet. He is the worst. I’m no defender of Chris Brown, but dayummm Mel has committed FAR more offensive acts. Over & over IMO ! & yet there he sits in the front row……drinking scotch I might ad. Just what he needs.

  94. MisJes says:

    Oh my God, Jennifer Lawrence – a well deserved win and such a lovely speech. She spoke with such grace and humility, yet managed to inject some of her humour, true to her personality. Easily best moment of the show for me.

    Take note Anne”E”! This is what a courteous, elegant and charismatic winner is. Her disrespect for her co-star and pugnacious “Oh, ME! I never expected this!” act was transparent and beyond irritating to endure.

  95. Sparkly says:

    Hopefully I’m not too late for this thread. NONE of the live streaming would work for me last night, so I’m just catching up on clips this morning.

    I also lost a lot of respect for Jodie after learning about the whole Mel/RP support, but a lot of the comments I saw (not here) were pretty disappointing. I do think it’s awesome that she came out publicly in her own time and honored her partner, even if they’d broken up. That’s a pretty cool move.

    Just out of curiosity, because I think I missed something, why is everyone referring to her as AnnE or Ann”e”?

    • MisJes says:

      At the Critic’s Choice Awards, Anne”E” went on stage to collect an award and immediately began (in the ungracious, gauche manner we’ve come to see constantly from her) to point out/criticize the CCA’s for misspelling her name in the category nominee clip.

      It was awkward and in poor taste, considering they had just honoured her with an award in front of her peers/the entertainment industry.

  96. ??? says:

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks Anne H. was absolutely atrocious at the GGs.
    And despite Jodie F.’s support for looney-tunes Mel, she gave a great speech. She had me wondering for a few minutes at the beginning whether she was slightly strung out on something, but she was able to pull it together. The gratitude she showed toward her mother was especially beautiful.
    Adele was her usual glorious self.
    Jennifer L. gave a sweet little speech as well.
    I’ll probably take some heat for this, but although Jessica C.’s speech was heartfelt, the part about being on the sidelines and hustling for years (you haven’t been the only one, Jessica) to reach the point she’s finally reached had a very subtle tinge of self-satisfaction. She seems like a dedicated actor. But I have long suspected that she’s not as humble or uninterested in fame and large-scale acceptance as she claims.