‘Katie Holmes just made the sexiest women of the millenium list’ links

Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes was named one of the Sexiest Women of the Millenium for her pre-Tom topless scene in The Gift. I think she’s cute, but I don’t see “sexy.” [Wonderwall]
Leonardo DiCaprio smokes electronic cigarettes now too. [LaineyGossip]
Kate Moss turns 39 years old today! She probably had a 39-hour party. [Dlisted]
Is Scientology self-destructing? David Miscavige thinks otherwise. [Buzzfeed]
Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem skipped the Globes for chilly Spain. [Pop Sugar]
“Justified” recap. How hot was shirtless Timothy Olyphant last night? [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga wants to buy Neverland back for the Michael Jackson‘s kids. [Jezebel]
Ryan Gosling has a music career? Here’s an open letter. [The Frisky]
Kourtney & Kim Kardashian think their boobs are interchangeable. [The Blemish]
Bradley Cooper looks happy to be single at LAX airport. [A Socialite Life]
Ashton Kutcher is selling his bachelor pad. Send in the Hazmat team. [Bitten & Bound]
Alessandra Ambrosio wears her angel wings with a pink bra. [Celebslam]
Shakira shows off her about-to-pop bump in a bikini top. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ashley Tisdale has a hot bod, but her face looks pretty tweaked. [Popoholic]
Candice Swanepoel‘s dog is the luckiest dog in existence. [Moe Jackson]
Amanda Bynes shows off her creepy new pierced cheek. WTF? [Amy Grindhouse]
GLAAD honors Honey Boo Boo. Yes, you read that correctly. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes

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  1. val says:

    I’m sorry, I got to LOL at that! I am pissing in my knickers right now.

    • Priya says:

      She’s very pretty, beautiful even, but sexy?

      • Tara says:

        She was sexy in Pieces of April and Thank You For Smoking. Definitely a situational thing tho.

      • Bread and Circuses says:

        She was great in Go, and definitely had some sexy moments.

        She can play sexy. She doesn’t come across that way when she’s being herself on the street or in an interview.

    • Ranunculus says:

      +1

      LOL at that too, just the fact that she gotten with TC would creep the hell out of me. Sexy, no way, she is not even cute, elegant or witty or charming, just weird and creepy.

  2. CG says:

    My loser BF at the time had a major Katie Holmes crush and dragged me to see that movie because of the topless scene, so he probably heartily agrees with this!

    • Heidiho says:

      I remember that scene. A 22-yo with boobs that hung down to her navel just wasn’t sexy to me.

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        Don’t exaggerate. For the larger breasts she had at the time (pre baby and weight loss) on top of attacking a man and having them fly all over the place they looked fine.

      • HotPockets says:

        Heidiho, your comment made go and google KH because I had to see what her breasts looked like and if they were really that saggy when she was 22. They looked awesome! Not saggy at all and insanely perky that it made me resentful towards my own bust, which is saggy compared to that!

      • Heidiho says:

        Sorry, but my stills have her with navel-highs like a grandmother. Was she jumping up and down?

        Meanwhile the new Eva Longoria nip slip pictures show some nice perky ones.

        Yes, her boobs hung low
        Yes, they wobbled to and fro
        She could tie them in a knot
        She could tie them in bow
        She could throw them over her shoulder
        Like a Continental soldier
        Yes, her boob hung low.

    • Priya says:

      She has a little girl face, so that’s disturbing.

  3. Amory says:

    This is how warped these lists are. Sure, she’s cute, and on some days she may even pass for beautiful, but there is nothing sexy about her. She completely lacks confidence, grace, personality and spunk. If this is what passes for sexy these days, Americans really have lost any semblance of reality.

    • Alexandra Bananarama says:

      Is it us? The average joe schmo actually voting for these lists or is it good pr? Like how JA gets all those sexiest woman alive titles. You buy your spots on these things.
      As an american, yes. We are losing are standards. Honey boo boo and dance moms make me weep for the future.

      • Greta says:

        Gotta agree with you AlexB. PR firms probably purchase these spots, and call it a tax deductible expense, i.e., advertising. Katie does lack confidence, which is not sexy. She’s pretty, Aniston is cute, neither are sexually alive in pictures. When I think of that type of persona, Marilyn Monroe comes to mind.

      • dan says:

        let’s hear who u find sexy

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      Agreed except her being able to leave the mighty T. Tommy shows plenty of SPUNK!

  4. marie says:

    in what millenium is Joey Potter one of the sexist? she’s looking much better now, but really? what are the requirements?

  5. KellyinSeattle says:

    Wow…she’s pretty/cute but not so sexy. I vote for Angelina. I don’t know who makes these lists but I know it’s not the general consensus.

  6. A says:

    She’s pretty, but I have no idea how people can find her sexy.

  7. Reece says:

    In the girl next door way? I’d agree with that.

  8. Layale says:

    I think she’s sexy because she outsmarted Tiny Tom!

  9. lylaooo says:

    she doesn´t even look like a movie-tv-theater star on this photos… i bet she misses tom cruise money

  10. shewolf says:

    Ummm… whats with all the photos of topless pregnant women and shirtless baby-daddies? Id be so repulsed if I ever saw a picture of my parents like that.

  11. JM says:

    JUST. NO.

  12. Memphis says:

    I guess she could be considered sexy in a way. Some women try really hard to give off that sexy vibe (like Kim Kardashian – who fails ).. and some women are just naturally sexy (like Angelina) without trying. I think Katie has an understated beauty and I can see how some might see that as sexy. Especially in the content she played in the movie.

  13. blonde on the dock says:

    Wow! That’s like saying Tom is tall.

  14. fabgrrl says:

    Katie Holmes, sexy goddess for the ages….uh, yeeeeah, not so much.

  15. RobN says:

    I can’t believe that some of you don’t find cold sores/herpes sexy.

    • Erinn says:

      I was wondering if I was the only one that noticed that

      • Lauren says:

        Uugh, Katiè’s publicist is trying to reinvent her..she is pretty with her hair extensions & makeup done. Her legs & knees+ cankles are horrid. How is any woman considered sexy when they willingly bang Tom Cruise?
        Katie annoys me more than Swifty…at least Taylor has enough sense to not procreate with a egomanical-cult Lord who deems himself worthy of being President.

  16. Cecada says:

    I like Katie and wish the best for her, but no she is not sexy. Not at all.

    • MW says:

      I was thinking some woman, regardless of what anyone thinks of them personally, just seem to exude an aura of sexiness. Stand Katie next to Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara. Katie might be the nicest person on the planet, but sexy? Or beautiful? Huh uh. JMHO.

  17. Miss T says:

    She was put on the list because her name gets attention. I think it’s funny how there are all these articles about Katie being on the list, but no one is even talking about who’s #1. I still don’t even know who topped the list and don’t care enough to look it up.

  18. Tiffany says:

    Katie has a gorgeous face, but I can’t get over how she only smiles with one side of her mouth (surgery gone awry?).

    • SusieQ2 says:

      She suffered from Bell’s Palsy when she was younger. You can be left with some degree of nerve damage.

    • lucy2 says:

      I sometimes do the same thing, to a lesser degree – no surgery, no nerve damage or anything like that.

    • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

      Where do people get the ‘Bell’s Palsy’ thing with Katie? Has she ever said it in an interview or something? Other wise people are just making crap up.

      FYI there are other possible reasons to have that crooked smile, my nephew has a missing muscle in his cheek and it gives him that same crooked smile. It’s no biggie. (not saying that Katie has that either, but there are other possible reasons for it).

  19. Miss Kiki says:

    Attractive yes, sexy no.

  20. Belle Epoch says:

    Who makes this sh-t up? Seriously?

    She is one of the LEAST sexy celebrities on the planet. Even when she’s really trying to “bring it” everything she does is choreographed and dull. A mechanical cow.

  21. mln76 says:

    These lists are so silly and didn’t this come out last week? So it took this long for the publicists to read this yeah ok.

  22. Launicaangelina says:

    “Send in the hazmat team.” Best sentence I’ve read today! Lol!

  23. Samigirl says:

    As much as I detest defending the Kardashians, I think it’s awesome that Kourtney shared what she did. Breast milk is best for the baby, after all. I’d totally be a wet nurse 🙂

  24. SusieQ2 says:

    Well, I suppose it depends upon what a person finds ‘sexy’.

    For some, it might be physical appearance, for others it might be personality.

    The way she showed the world her inner strength and fought for her daughter is pretty darn sexy. And I say this as a straight female!

  25. Dawn says:

    Well I gotta say she is better than vapid Kim karTrashian and I believe lard ass made it to the list too.

  26. Happy21 says:

    Ya, um no…not on planet earth is Katie Holmes sexy in my opinion.

    She is cutesy but is not one iota sexy. Sexy is Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, even Megan Fox but not lil Miss Holmes. Hate to say it but even the Kartrashians are sexier than her.

  27. d says:

    Katie Holmes sexy? Nyet.

  28. SusieQ2 says:

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    2013 promises to be an even worse year than 2012 for the cult!

    There’s a new series starting tonight on Investigation Discovery channel at 10pm called ‘Dangerous Persuasions’ and the first episode is a docu-drama about a highly respected ex-cult member, Nancy Many. It shows what she went through in the cult and what happened to her when she tried to get out. If it is half as good as her book was, it should be terrific viewing.

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  29. Riana says:

    I was expecting way worse when I saw ‘cheek piercing’ that’s actually pretty typical these days. The piercing that creeps me out is the décolletage.

  30. Jayna says:

    Sexy? Nah.

  31. Amelia says:

    With those legs and fashion choices? Definitely NOT sexy.

  32. RN says:

    I think Kourtney and Kim are interchangeable boobs.

  33. Suzanne says:

    Pretty maybe…but sexy. Naaaah. Have you seen her legs? My piano has better legs!

  34. ladybert62 says:

    She seems sweet and nice – not sexy.

    But I am sure this is sweet revenge for her against tiny tom!

  35. Al says:

    Shirtless Timothy Olyphant. He is SO yummy! Been a fan ever since Go… During which he was also shirtless for a large chunk of the movie.

  36. spinner says:

    I just checked out the list at GQ. Katie is on there & so is Jen Aniston & Hallie B. No Angelina.

    • EmmaV1 says:

      At least when angelina was named sexiest by Empire and Esquire and whatever else the response was positive.

      Jennifer got slaughtered/ridiculed by the public for being named hottest woman of all time.

      Note, this isn’t saying she’s not “hot/sexy” but nobody except die hard fans believe she’s the sexiest/hottest in any era.

  37. Patrice says:

    I’ll give this to Katie: girlfriend has some of the most gorgeous, shiny, healthy hair I’ve ever seen and her eye color is striking ☺ That said, her fashion sense seriously leaves something to be desired (and with all her money??). I also can’t get the cold sore pics out of my head; cold sores will kill any potential for “sexy” on the spot every time :/ I do love her for the gumption she showed for leaving little Tommy boy in the dust the way she did though 😀 Team Katie!

  38. PS says:

    This must have cost Katie a pretty penny because no way is anyone but Katie and the Holmes family still talking about “The Gift”. She wasn’t sexy then and she’s not sexy now – – and no way one of the sexiest women of THE MILLENIUM. Please.

  39. G says:

    WAIT! She made this list and Angelina Jolie didn’t??!! Pbbbfff on what planet?!

  40. CF98 says:

    Its all relative I mean there are people who think Angelina Jolie is sexy I don’t. I never understood the outrage over these lists I mean its one’s opinion if it offends you so much don’t bother reading it.

    That’s how I feel about the People’s 50 most beautiful issue it interchanges every year

  41. janie says:

    Seriously? Its lost on me. I don’t see it. At best she’s D-list.

  42. lucy2 says:

    Forgot to add my HAWWWWT! comment about last night’s Justified. In addition to shirtles Raylan, it was a fantastic episode as well.

    Also, off topic – just saw a National Enquirer report that Tiger Woods is trying to win back his ex-wife, using the bait of oodles of cash, and she’s “considering it”. I seriously hope there’s not an ounce of truth in that whole story!

    • Al says:

      I’m so excited about this season of Justified. There’s some interesting storyline a going on, and Raylan just gets hotter and hotter!

  43. Jocelyn says:

    I think there a lot of guys that find her sexy. I knew many men who had crushes on her. I always thought she was pretty, but sort of plain. It’s probably the same guys that lust after Emma Watson. Some guys like the good girl type.

  44. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    …..I honestly cant think of a more UNsexy celebrity except maybe Screech from saved by the bell? She’s nice and everything, but, sexy? She is barely cute, always looks a HOT MESS, cant style herself to save her life, zero poise, always awkward………sure, shes sexy, in a Jerry Lewis kind of way. As someone else said…this is clearly her publicist attempting to spin/sell her in a different light because her play just tanked. Im sure this cost her a pretty penny.
    She needs to come up with a different plan…..sexy? No. Back to the drawing board!!!

  45. susan lamb says:

    Not only is Katie beautiful, inside and out, but she has my husbands vote all the way. Go Katie, get a real man this time, you deserve it. You’re the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Kosmos says:

    Oh puhleeze…while I really like Katie a lot, for various reasons, and while she is very attractive….the sexiest woman she is definitely NOT…why do they try to pin this title on inappropriate men & women?

  47. Asdfg says:

    She should cut her hair!

  48. J7 says:

    Pretty? Yes. Sexy? Hell, no.

  49. annie says:

    She has a very subtle natural sexiness, same with Aniston. Certain celebs are deemed sexy, because of cleavage showing clothes, or skimpy bikinis, not because they are actually sexy or even very good looking.
    Her eyes and her hair, can make her look sexy.
    She was on the cover of GQ some years back, with just a sheet around her, very appealing , very natural.

  50. Snowpea says:

    In Australia we have a word for the likes of Katie. Dag.

    It’s not derogatory, it’s affectionately deprecating. To my knowledge, there’s no equivalent in any other language.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dag_(subculture)

    KATIE HOLMES is not sexy; she is a giant DAG! 😉

  51. janie says:

    Must have slim pickins’.

  52. NeNe says:

    WTF!!! Coffee almost came flying out of my nose from laughing so hard at this! Who the heck are taking these polls? There is no friggen way that she is one of the sexist women. I demand a re-count. I want to know what kind of drugs these people are on, and where I could get some!!

  53. Starlight says:

    I think some are mistaking sexy as lustful. That’s not the case of Katie. She is sexy but not lustful.

  54. Dee says:

    I know this will get hosed probably but I just have to say it: I honestly believe Katie went into the marriage with incomplete understanding of what it would entail but an understanding non the less. I applaud that she had the guts to get out but she consider the fact that no one would still be talking about her if it wasn’t for her marriage. She made out better from this marriage than Tom.

    She has a fashion line, a beautiful daughter, and a celebrity status that she doesn’t really deserve. That marriage opened more doors for her than anything else she could have done.

  55. annie says:

    I actually think she would have had a better career, if she had not met Tom.
    She did Batman, and Thank You For Smoking, before hooking up with him.
    Her career went down hill after she turned down Batman sequel.
    Only takes one bad decision.
    Her career was taking off, DC had not long finished, and she was making a name for herself, in a positive way.
    Hopefully she can get back on track.

    • Dee says:

      Let’s be honest, she was universally hated in Batman. Her only saving grace was that most people hated the woman cast as her replacement even more (hate her for the part not in general). Besides Nolan does not write very good female characters.

      I watched Thank You For Smoking but completely forgot she was in that movie. I love Joey as much as anyone who grew up with Dawnson’s Creek but let’s be honest, she never would have risen higher if not for her association with Tom. I think that was part of the contract, she plays the part assigned to her and he helps opens doors for her career.

  56. Seth says:

    I really have to agree. I have always found Katie Holmes very beautiful but she is more cute than sexy. Of course, it is pretty subjective so the people who put her there must probably see something sexy in her that I don’t I guess.