It’s hard to hear the name Cisco Adler and think of anything but balls. That’s right, try to get that image out of your head again. Luckily, now you can associate something else with Cisco besides his low danglers: an incredibly lovely mug shot. In case Cisco ever struck you as the kind of guy that might actually be a gentleman disguised as a dirty rocker, this puts all that to rest. He was arrested for a classic rock star crime: a drunken bar fight.

Cisco Adler’s looks could only take him so far. The unkempt Whitestarr frontman managed to find his way into the hearts of Hollywood hotties Mischa Barton, Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton, but now he’s made it into the clink.

Following a show with Schwayze Wednesday at the Hub in Fargo, N.D., Adler was arrested for simple assault after punching a man during an argument that began over an unpaid tab, Fargo Police Department spokesman Sgt. Jeff Skuza told E! News. “The band was playing and then they wouldn’t pay their tab,” Skuza said. “There was a disagreement about that and as [Adler] was being escorted out, he punched one of the security personnel,” said Skuza. “He was part of a large group that was fighting.”

According to dispatch logs, authorities were called around 12:30 a.m. with reports of a brawl involving up to 15 people, including venue security and management. Adler was taken into custody and released an hour later after posting $500 bail.

But although he might not be welcome at the Hub again anytime soon, his partner in rhyme, Shwayze, had his back. “A fight broke out between tour staff and 10 bouncers, Cisco appropriately defended himself, and will be performing in tonight’s soldout show,” Schwayze’s rep, David Patton, told E! News.

[From E! News]

While it’s nice of the other band’s rep to defend Cisco, something about his face tells me not to believe him. Or maybe it’s just the old idiom “Never trust a man who’s balls are bigger than his brain.” Sage advice indeed. If he really was just defending himself, good for him. But next time, I suggest he use his balls as a lasso and tie all the bad guys together until the cops get there. Now that’ll get you in the news for something more worthwhile than punching a guy.

Header of Cisco’s mug shot. And just because it shows what kind of guy he is, here’s Cisco groping some girl outside Foxtail nightclub in May. Images thanks to Splash.