Miranda Kerr finally got around to selling her ‘bachelorette pad’: side-eye?

The Daily Mail’s headline was enough to make me side-eye: “Supermodel Miranda Kerr dashes marriage split rumours as she sells New York bachelorette pad for $1.3 million – and wants more space for family!” O RLY? My first thought was – hey, didn’t Miranda and Orlando Bloom get married in 2010? And she’s just getting around to selling her “bachelorette pad” now? But the explanation given – which I maybe believe – is that the high-end real estate market wasn’t that great at the time, and she only sold the apartment after she slashed the price. But as I kept on reading… I kept throwing more and more side-eyes. Just wait…

Supermodel Miranda Kerr has sold her Manhattan bachelorette pad after telling friends she wants more room for her family, MailOnline can reveal. The 29-year-old Aussie brunette has moved out of the stunning Sex and the City-style apartment in the hip New York building that was designed by, and named after, Jade Jagger, after putting it on the market for $1.345 million.

The willowy model has shrugged off all rumours about her marriage to actor Orlando Bloom, and has revealed she wants more space for their two-year-old son Flynn and their family. Miranda first put the apartment on the market in November 2010 for $1.395 million and then reduced the price by 16 per cent to $1.175 million in February 2011. However, it is currently listed as being ‘in contract’ after being put on the market again for $1.345 million.

The Victoria’s Secret beauty originally bought the property for $1,084,436 in 2006 and also purchased a smaller apartment on the same floor, which is currently being rented – and had been used for Flynn’s nanny, according to friends.

One source said: ‘Miranda said she was moving out and she wants more space for her family.’

The sale dashes speculation of a marriage split – stirred after Miranda appeared without her wedding ring and appeared flirty with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Amid the swirling rumours, the model told People they were concentrating on their young son as they were often separated by work.

Speaking earlier this month, she said: ‘We are really enjoying our time with Flynn at the moment. He’s such a ball of love and he’s so wonderful. And we are both so busy that I think it’s nice to have that time together and not rush any other babies for now.’

The couple have been married since 2010, and Miranda admitted although she was often kept apart from the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 36, they keep in touch.

Citing ‘communication and honesty’ as key components to a successful marriage, she said: ‘Lots of Skype. Especially now that we have our son,’ adding that Flynn is a fan of the video calling. ‘I’m not much of a talking on the phone person. I prefer to text. It’s always very hard to get me on the phone.’

The couple and their son were seen soaking up the sun in Cancun, Mexico, last week as Miranda opened the resort’s new Louis Vuitton boutique – and showed off her perfect beach body in the process.

[From The Mail]

So, there’s the touch-and-go listing of her bachelorette flat. Side-eye. Then there’s the renewed speculation about “moving out” – which could be about needing more space, or it could be about something else entirely. Side-eye. Then she’s coming right out and saying (in so many words) that she’s not interested in having any more babies right now. Side-eye. Then there’s the fact that Miranda is building in a defense for why Orlando can’t get her on the phone, because she’s a “texter”. Side-eye.

I’ve really got to ask – do you think Miranda and Orlando are going to make it to the end of the year? I had theorized that they would announce a split sometime soon, but maybe not. Maybe she’s trying to make it work. Or maybe she’s just waiting until she lines up an A-list jumpoff?

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  1. Eleonor says:

    endless legs!

  2. Ms Kay says:

    I don’t get the meaning of the pose but kinda gives the Amanda Seyfried vibe on the last pic…

    Well it’s not like in the unfortunate case they split, she will have difficult time to find another place where to stay nor buy another place so…

    • Amelia says:

      Good shout – a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Eliza Dushku.
      I can’t tell if it’s just the black and white lighting or photoshop, but she doesn’t look like she normally does.

      • Miss Kiki says:

        Amelia I was all set to berate you for even daring to mention Eliza in a post about Miranda Bleugh, then I scrolled up and I kind of see it. You will rue the day you made me see this.

      • Amelia says:

        …Cumby peace offering??
        🙂

      • Miss Kiki says:

        Damn it, you know hot guys are my kryptonite.

      • DesertPoppy says:

        They definitely Photoshopped her face, her dimples are gone and the shape of her face is different. I don’t understand why they do that because she is very pretty even in the candids.

  3. Miss Kiki says:

    I don’t think it’ll last the year, which means the most over rated and over exposed model of 2012 will be in my face even more in 2013. Scheisse.

    • Evelyn says:

      Don’t you mean scheissekopf? 😉

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      I don´t know. I thought he would be the one walking away by now. If my wife did this to me, and I have no doubt MK did, then I would kick her to the curb immediately.
      The fact that he didn´t, but is trying to do akward photo ops in order to save both of their faces and keep up their happily married image, leads me to the conclusion that he just doesn´t give a fuck and she will prob be the one walking away once she lined up someone better, so I think they might be around for a while.

      On a side note what is Scheissekopf, I am German.

      • Miss Kiki says:

        Oh I don’t doubt for second that she’ll be doing the dumping, she’s just biding her time. I predict it’ll be the usual irreconcilable differences malarky, then cue pap shots of her and Flynn. Hence why she’ll be everywhere when it finally happens. I think she’s an up-tradey kind of girl, she snagged Orlando when he was still flavour of the month, his star has been fading for a while now so I think she’s on the hunt for someone bigger and brighter, if Leo had wanted to keep her as a full time piece I think she would have been all over it.

      • Liv says:

        This would mean that in his relationship with Bosworth it wasn’t just Bosworth who called the paps! 😉

      • Yvonne says:

        Stella- It is “supposed” to mean shithead. Apparently non-German speakers think it’s okay to combine scheisse and kopf- it makes sense in English, not so much in German (no wonder you didn’t know what it meant!). Side note- Uncles that know four languages come in handy now and again!

    • Beatriz says:

      Verdammter Mist 😉

  4. brin says:

    Ugh. Too much smoke around this one.

    • flor says:

      I agree. I don’t get her appeal (or the appeal of VS models except Adriana Lima and Alessandra).

      • stellalovejoydiver says:

        Me neither, but then I really dislike the brand or what it has turned into and esp their marketing strategy, so any model doing VS is just eugh, except for Doutzen Kroes, I love her.

  5. Thea says:

    Her magazine cover reminds me of A Clockwork Orange where M. McDowell had his eyelids pinned up. All her features are crammed together in the middle of her face, if that makes any sense. Her features are odd. I would like to have her legs though.

  6. GoodCapon says:

    She looks a bit like Bella Heathcote in the second photo.

  7. Gwen says:

    I know Orly’s career is not that impressive at the moment, but I think she’ll get SO much flack from everywhere, if they they split up. It’s such a contrast to the image she’s been trying to build up, that I just can’t see her want to risk it – but maybe I’m naive.. Poor Flynn, poor Orly..

    • hmm says:

      Yep – It would do a lot of damage to the image she is trying to sell.

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      I think she got with him in the first place because of his fame, it helped her being distinguish from all the other VS models and to build her own career and brand enormously.
      He still has a lot name recognition and is still very handsome, but his career is non-existent and he doesn´t make an effort to change that, neither does he seem to give a shit in general, unless she has some really good dirt on him, I have no clue why didn´t he just walk, he would have the public on his side, prob getting at least joint custody for Flynn, instead he does this akward damage controll photo ops and looks like the biggest wuss.
      I think she could be the one walking away, when she got someone better lined up, someone with a similar aw shucks image like she does but a lot better career, maybe Ryan Gosling, or someone like CHemboy and then prob discredits Orlando by naming/making rumours up about his partying and cheating as the reason for the split. That would be the only way she is able to keep up her image when a divorce is about to happen.
      I think her image got kind of damaged by this, people start seeing trough her bullshit.

  8. Ailine says:

    Speculating about someone’s marriage is like trying hard to think of the winning lottery numbers. Waste of time.

    • Dawn says:

      +1. I’ve seen marriages from the outside that look all warm and cozy and is anything but and I’ve seen marriages that seemed it was on the brink last over 20 years. Only the players know what really goes on in a marriage.

  9. serena says:

    The first photo is really gorgeous..sigh, anyway this makes me sad. They’re so cute together, it’s a pity if they’re really splitting up..poor Orly.

  10. Talie says:

    That apartment is really cool, but way too overpriced. Only in NY.

  11. nina says:

    gorgeous girl, but she touched justin beiber’s lady bits so I will forever grimace when I look at her from now on.

  12. CS says:

    Beautiful photoshoot

  13. OhDear says:

    She’s gorgeous, but does she always have to do the “hey, I’m nearly flashing my cooter” pose?

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      She is a Terry´s girl, so yeah. Even though this photo shoot is almost prude for her.

  14. Bijlee says:

    She looks like olive oil in that leopard print dress.

  15. Tulip says:

    Ugh. I hate that last photo of her. It’s obviously photoshopped, but, c’mon! At least put some kind of muscle on the thighs at least! They literally have no curves on those thighs.

  16. Rita says:

    I realized these pics are photo-shop but the effect is magnificient. She is such an incredibly beautiful woman and a body to match.

    I assume she’s pushing so many pictures because she assumes that her fame will soon burn out but my God, the girl’s got it all, physically.

  17. Dani says:

    Maybe they have issues like every other married couple. I don’t see why everyone is rooting for their demise.

  18. Boromir's Bytch says:

    The best quote about her was like “if you’ve never worked with her – you’ll like her, if you’ve worked with her – you won’t.”

    She’s letting her inner bitch show more and more often and I don’t think she’s done milking this relationship yet. She can go months stirring up speculation by doing things like changing out her wedding ring like she did in those Cancun photos.

  19. I Choose Me says:

    I think he’s always been more into her than she into him. He looks at her like he adores her while she usually just looks towards the nearest camera.

  20. Amber says:

    I got more side-eye for you Kaiser. Miranda said in that infamous NYMag profile, a year and a half ago, that the apartment was too small, so it was easier to just stay in hotels. I didn’t know that the nanny had an apartment in that building. So now I see that all those times that the DM’s written daily articles or her when she’s papped going in and out, or walking around that building she’s probably just visiting the nanny. And why buy another apartment in the same building for the nanny, when yours has been “up for sale” for two years, you’re having trouble getting rid of it and you must already be living somewhere else?

    • jess says:

      I agree…I didn’t think it was sketchy at all. It’s a hard market to sell in these days. Especially in the $1m+ range. My boss has been putting her house on the market on and off for the last 4 years and just finally sold it.

  21. Turtle Dove says:

    “Or maybe she’s just waiting until she lines up an A-list jumpoff?”

    I’m with you on this sentiment. This one is ambitious.

  22. Emily says:

    What’s wrong with her not wanting another baby right now? Or ever? Why on earth does that deserve a side-eye? Are women supposed to just keep popping out babies once they start now?

  23. Littlewood says:

    This woman will try to milk this marriage for at least another 6 months before it gets old. She already did the “walking around without wedding ring to create break-up rumors” twice, having her twitter account “hacked”, this “hacker” then told the world she was pregnant again which she denied within a day, sitting on Leo’s lap (among other things) when her husband was on the other side of the world (these cheating rumors where never denied), claiming to be private while talking about her family in every interview, posing with her child on the cover of a magazine etc etc. Her entire image and career is based on this marriage and she won’t let go until she gets something better (aka someone who will help her get even more famous). I’m ready for this woman to disappear forever.

  24. Dee says:

    Isn’t she just a VS swimsuit model. People seem to be fellating her like she’s the second coming of the Christ in female form. For such a pretty woman she doesn’t do high fashion very well. Her features aren’t that striking. She’s “exotic” enough to prettier than average but not oddly striking featured enough to do Haute.

    I guess I’m just tired of seeing her everywhere all of a sudden.

  25. Caroline says:

    She looks so adorable

  26. Jill says:

    Why do these celebs insist on carrying around these big babies?? They can’t walk? For example, I like Bradgelina but they carried those big kids around for months as if they couldnt walk.

  27. EscapedConvent says:

    Wow, the force of makeup is strong in this one. In the cover photo, I had no idea who that was. I wondered if we were being told to wear roses in our teeth for the new Spring season.