Kim Kardashian wants her own sitcom: “I definitely do see myself branching off and maybe doing a sitcom or something other than reality.” [Reality Tea]
Eva Longoria’s origami dress is… not good. [Yeeeah]
Florence Welch has started a new jewelry line. [ICYDK]
House of Cards sounds like a scary realistic show. [Starcasm]
Kelly Brook looks amazing! Haters to the left. [IDLYITW]
YES, I was in love with Eddie Vedder when I was 13 too. [The Frisky]
Chris Brown & Rihanna ignored Karrueche Tran at the club. [Bossip]
Look at this dog’s crazy human face!?! [Gawker]
Is Denise Richards scary-skinny? [Bitten & Bound]
“Finger trap handbags” seem like a dumb idea. [OMG Blog]
Gov. Chris Christie was on The Late Show last night. [Seriously OMG WTF]
LOL, throwing shade on Beyonce’s nose job. [CityRag]
Old photos of bearded Michael Fassbender. [INFDaily]
Running into Katy Perry & John Mayer… ugh. [PopBytes]
Harry Styles gives out pizzas to the homeless. [Limelife]
LeAnn Rimes is canceling events after Brandi’s book dropped. [Life & Style]
Anne Hathaway is giving me Michael Jackson vibes. [Hollywood Rag]
Nora Ephron’s widower speaks about her legacy. [The Loop]
I am loving house of cards. We got free Netflix month just to watch it. They have the whole season up already and since Friday we have watched 7 episodes.
Winnie – me too!!!! Awesome show 🙂
Is there some way we can get the whole Lardassian Klan to leave planet earth; maybe a one way ticket to the center of our sun – assuming our sun would want them.
Well that is funny but since she can’t act I can’t imagine who would want to watch it.
Just what we need; another stupid sitcom. I can barely stand to turn on the TV anymore. Hopefully Kayne and her family won’t be co-starring. Nah, she wants it to be all about her There will have to be some heavy laugh tracks because she’s not funny..I can’t imagine wearing spiked heels while I was pregnant!
LeAnn cancelling engagements?! Wow, I can hardly believe it! rolling eyes…who wants to see Brandi and LeAnn fight it out in a boxing match? Nah, it’s too fun to watch just the way it is
She can barely “act” on her scripted “reality tv” show let alone a sitcom. And what will be the difference? And let me tel you that in real life her butt is massive and so uneven. Very weird. Without the whole spandex or two her body looks disproportioned. Don’t get me started with her face: all I saw was a blank stare and lots of spiders around the eyes ..
She’s delusional. Her time has to be up soon.
Delusional at best, no sense of humor at worst. Sit com? my arse!
I dunno…her ass is pretty funny…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Her ass IS funny!!
Agreed 🙂
Do you guys think she is pregnant? I donr think so. There is no pregnancy curves other than being fatter.
You may be right. Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, or whatever the new iteration of their traveling sideshow is called, did poorly in the ratings. I’m thinking people are not responding well to her pregnancy with a man to whom she isn’t married, when her previous marriage hasn’t even been dissolved. Or it may simply be that the saturation point has been reached and folks are ready for something different. Certainly, the prospect of another year of Kim — Kim and her baby bump, Kim and what will the baby be named, Kim and who will be the godparents, etc. — fills me with dread, and I don’t think I’m alone. Either way, I get the impression the unholy clan is on its way out. And not a moment too soon.
step aside lindsay lohan there’s a new delusional girl in town!
she IS her own sitcom she just doesn’t know it (ie: we laugh at her week afer week here on CB!)
omg…kim k is SO full of herself! this is a woman who has a limited vocabulary consisting of ‘oh my god, that’s so cute, literally, bible it?’
she thinks she’s the new sofia vergara – she is so dead pan, and she speaks with that california ‘whine’, slow, squeaky pitched, drawl “like…Kourtneeeeeee, sheeee juuuuust doesn’t…..Khloeeeee and I went to get our eggs testeddddddd, soooo cute, literally.”
“It’s so redic…”
promise??
LOL oh Dim! I have seen your “acting” in that new Tyler Perry movie preview that was circulating not that long ago, I wouldn’t quit your day job.
That leANn link was hysterical. That Holly lady must have A LOT of time on her hands thats like the 4th website I frequent have seen her on in the last few months. Her signature kills me every time!
Of course she does. With talent like she has she can do anything. ~ sarcasm ~
It’s nice to see she is taking motherhood seriously. Fame before baby, got it.
Yes, I’m still in love with Eddie Vedder at 33 y/o.
Eddie vedder!! Yes!!!
Hell yes. Eddie is THE MAN!
I loled already.
I can’t imagine how a person with no discernable sense of humor, thinks she should be on a sitcom?
p.s. I would kiss Helen Mirren , too
A sitcom? She’s funny alright just unintentionally so
OMG her ass is gross. She shouldnt be wearing tights.
LOL
I respect Kimye’s thoughts on this. YES, definitely a sitcom. Give the poor child as normal a life as possible and a make beleive sitcom would be infinitely better than real life.
You know, a mom that thinks kids are 1st priority, a daddy that is moms husband b/c she’s npot married to someone else, a grandma that would blush at the thought of a sex tape, a grandpa with actual wrinkles, Aunts and Uncles with real jobs and (my favorite) aunt Khloe and uncle Lamar with tons of beautiful little kids…. it’s all possible in sitcom land.
Wow I really wish Khloe nd Lamar were having the baby!
It occurs to me that her recent fashion choices make her look like someone you’d see on the People of Walmart website.
Oh you are so right! I love it, she would fit right in and kanyaaaaaaa would too! Too funny!!
Do the world a favor Kim and just leave and take your sleazy scumbag family with you.
Are there any other claustrophobes that are having trouble even looking at the finger-trap purse?
Is House of Cards any good? I liked the English series.
I’m just reaching the end of Doctor Who on netflix, and can’t decide whether to start Being Human or House of Cards.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Bitch, the only “Sit” you get is a SIT DOWN
We all have to have dreams, but we should also know when we’re being delusional.
It always cracks me up when KK does that “I am not noticing all the paparazzi taking pictures of me. Look at me, just looking past them with a serious look on my face. I am pretending not to see them.” face like in the first picture.
And she looks horrible with nude lipstick and horrible in leggings as pants.
AND… she has no talents that do not involve letting someone put things inside of her. So I think a sitcom is a poor choice of career moves.
Um I’ve seen one episode of her “reality” show (it came on after something else and I was too lazy to change it. I know, big mistake)
Anyways, one episode of her staged drama told me that she really really can’t act. She’s not getting any roles
Those pics of Fassy are so hot. However, I had to block out his Yankees cap with my hand.
He’s from Ireland-he doesn’t know better so I forgive him.
Him.. his bey-bey will bring back “Dirty Jobs..”
is she wearing a diaper??? WTF??? her butt is so dispropotionate to the rest of her body!
HA! I know! Obvious padding or implant.
I hate when people think they can do anything and will be handed everything just because they are famous. Go away!
I will probably watch House of Cards, but I’m REALLY waiting for Arrested Development on Netflix!
Omg, can’t wait. I’m totally going to blue myself when that comes out.
Her ass is so dumpy.
She should do a great service to society and quit altogether
I can’t wait to see her deformed butt injections take on life of their own during this pregnancy. It should be interesting.
Gee, I’d watch a sitcom starring a talentless famewhore who can’t act, has no personality and built her “career” on a sex video, being the buddy of another talentless famewhore and being “attached” to a possibly crazy, possibly closeted hip-hop “artist.”
But hey! Maybe CBS or the “new” NBC will give Kardashian a shot – if not in a sitcom, then maybe in her own police procedural!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please … Both she and Kourtney talk so slowly that they seem mentally challenged; Khloe talks the baby talk; None of them have any talent or comedic ability. Will they ever go away and let the really talented people get a chance
Side note – anyone else see the story about Chris Brown’s prosecutor wanting him to redo his community service because there was not sufficient evidence he completed it. The reports were “sloppy at best, fraudulent at worst”.
Yes! I hope they revoke that little woman beating bitch’s probation.
Yes, I have. And the police chief in Richmond, VA is somehow possibly compliant in faking those records? Wth? I hope they throw Chris’ ass in prison for s few weeks for this. I don’t know how they can trust him to redo his community service.
She really needs to get a three-way mirror in her house – and not the funhouse mirror that she’s used to looking into. “Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the dumpiest ass of all?”
I wonder what Kelly Brook does for exercise. She is healthy and plump but perfectly toned. Its amazing.
I thought she was already IN her own sitcom??
LMAO I was in love with Eddie Vedder when I was 13 too! I used to sit in the dark and listen to Black and cry because I couldn’t be with him, lol.
I hope LeAnn doesn’t pull out of the Grammy Museum’s show on Thursday at the Saban Theater. I bought tickets so I could see the shecray in person. She best not cancel. I will be pissed.
Just because you are in porno, doesn’t mean you are an actress…
HaHaHa! Really. Instead of a Golden Globe, she’ll get a golden shower.
Hmmm and I’d like to be the Queen of England. Next!
OMG isn’t Black by Pearl Jam the best song ever. Maybe to me that is. I’ve always loved Eddie Vedder too.
She already has a sitcom – it’s called her life.
Denise does look skinny, but toned. She just needs some covering to her muscles, imo.
Beyonce’s nose looks horrible! She was such a beautiful woman. Why do some celebrities go too far when they were perfect as they were? She can’t go back now without a full reconstruction, if they can even do that at all.
Those purses are ridiculous. What happens if someone tries to snatch it? Ugh!
Denise is too skinny! when you can see the ligaments,that’s too skinny.