Here’s Jennifer Aniston’s new Aveeno commercial. It’s pretty stupid. [Popoholic]
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson, plus more pics from the VF party. [Pop Sugar]
Here’s the GIF of Jennifer Lawrence busting her ass. [Dlisted]
Emmanuelle Riva didn’t seem too bummed to lose. [LaineyGossip]
The Onion misreads the public’s ability to find calling a 9-year-old the c-word appropriately satirical or funny. [Buzzfeed]
Jimmy Kimmel did another Oscar special. Who stayed up to see it? [Pajiba]
This college-rape story will ruin your day. [Jezebel]
Charlize Theron saved a life at the Oscars. [The Blemish]
Best post about Anne Hathaway’s Nips of Doom. [Go Fug Yourself]
Recap of last night’s episode of The Walking Dead. [A Socialite Life]
Violet Affleck was at Spelling Bee yesterday! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Tom Cruise looks old and tired on this motorcycle. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Sandra Bullock’s crazy envelope face. [Evil Beet]
This year’s Oscar Swag Bag is kind of meh. [ICYDK]
Taylor Swift dares her exes to write songs about her. [IDLYITW]
Everybody hates poor Anne Hathaway. [Moe Jackson]
Minka Kelly has a lollipop. [Celebslam]
Some Basketball Wives got into a food fight. [Reality Tea]
Extremely OT:
is anybody else watching the Italian Elections right now? Very surprising and exciting!
“Il Movimento a 5 Stelle”, a political “community” born only a couple of years ago, seems to be the n°1 political force. Huge (pleasant, for me) surprise!
Seems like the supposed American political influence in favor of Monti did nothing to support him, which is a very interesting fact, too.
Fine, let’s comment on something else: of course everybody hates Hataway.
I don’t understand how the system really works (or not) in Italy, but is there a chance that Berlusconi might not win? That’s huge, no?
Hey T.Fanty 🙂
Right now the race is super tight. We have two “houses” in our parliament, Camera and Senato, and it seems like every 20 minutes the counting of the votes shows the right and left party switching positions.
So, Berlusconi’s party could in fact win again, by a hair; I’m thinking that if they can get a majority, even a small one, they could indeed form a government and try to rule with a very thin margin. But I don’t think Berlusconi will have a major role in the new government: he’s basically running the campaign, but the candidate is someone else, a guy named Alfano. Berlusconi says he’d like to be Minister for the Economy, which… I just think it’s all very interesting, let’s say.
Hey,
But even if Berlusconi isn’t running the party, the right is still a mess, though, correct? Will the left be able to undo any of the damage he’s done in the past twenty years? Can Grillo offer any substantial alternative? Although I presume that it speaks volumes that the race is even this tight.
Sigh. I truly don’t know.
I think the best bet is hoping that Grillo and his people can contain both the left and right party. Sadly both the two major parties (or better, groups of parties) appear to be quite messy right now.
I can’t understand what the lefties were thinking with the old-fashioned choices they made in this mad campaign, especially against someone like Berlusconi who is basically a campaign animal.
I’m just so happy that Grillo’s movement is such a huge success: they have solid candidates that may be able to keep Italy stable.
Frank Bruni has a really nice article on the election today. It sounds like it’s still a bit of a no-win situation. Although one has to assume that anything that rejects Berlusconi is a step in the right direction.
Thanks, I’ll check out that article.
It is a no-win, the only real winner is “Movimento a 5 stelle” who became the n°1 Italian party (from scratch, basically!).
Right now, it’s likely there will be a mixed government for a couple of months, to try and change that horrid “electoral law” (called Porcellum for its political moral attributes. No comment). Grillo said they won’t take part in that, so it’s likely going to be a law that will try to penalize his movement.
Then we’ll go back to vote, and my guess is this time around Grillo’s movement will gather even more votes and then rule by itself (no groupings with other parties).
Exciting times!
I wouldn’t call the current state of politics in Italy very “exciting”, honestly. We’re seriously f*cked up now. I’m actually ashamed of living in a country where so many people voted Berlusconi AGAIN; when I first heard the results, I couldn’t believe it. And I’m definitely not a supporter of Grillo either: he’s a populist, agressive, shady character, and the attitude of his followers is often fascist. I’m disgusted in my fellow citizens and very worried about the future of this country.
Jen’s Aveeno commercial is very good — very effective & overall great marketing strategy.
I hope you are joking? FYI there is a coupon form Aveeno in Sunday’s paper and its on sale at Walgreens .Thanks Jen
What does a coupon for a product have to do with the fact that Aniston’s commercial is good and effective?
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I am certain that had you taken a Marketing/Advertising course in college, you would clearly understand that the purpose of the coupon on Sunday, was knowing the commercial was going to debut on Oscar night. Hence, giving the millions watching, the opportunity to try the product!
The commercial is a joke. When was the last time a company had to tell your viewing audience that someone was “beautiful”?
Seriously, that must be in her contract – “All scripts must state prominently that said party is either young looking, sexy or beautiful.”
Maybe the bigger joke is the fiction presented in this commercial that she has all these beauty products after her. Ego calling. If she had been so desired by companies she’d have been doing many more of these over the years than she has. And she wouldn’t have to invest (read that as shell out her own money) to get an opportunity to plaster her face on TV and in print.
She can probably write off the Living Proof “investment” as employment seeking expenses and PR expenses. With her hair in such awful condition I think the smart thing to do both for her and the company with the hair products is just be honest and present her as the BEFORE HAIR TREATMENT and try to repair her hair by stopping the coloring and all the other ways she’s ruined her hair. She actually looks better and even younger with darker hair.
It’s a really bad ad. I actually have a neutral opinion on Jennifer Anniston but I cringed when I saw it. Her ego must be huge if she had the power over the final cut. It’s embarrassing.
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That commercial was stupid. “The Beautiful Jennifer Aniston”, what was the point of that voice over? Yep, stupid.
The dog looked cute.
Come on they couldnt say the average looking Jennifer Aniston
That would have been true.
All that needed to be said was her name, but she’s supposedly so recognizable why even say that much? Just show her mug.
she should have nixed the word ‘beautiful’ that’s just too much. also she starts smiling too early. all her commercials seem to need to reinforce who she is – but maybe she felt anything else would be corny (a la brad).
@Toot, who wrote: “That commercial was stupid. “The Beautiful Jennifer Aniston”, what was the point of that voice over? Yep, stupid.”
She probably had them put that in her contract: “And you have to say ‘The Beautiful Jennifer Aniston’ or I’m walking.”
A legend in her own mind. Really, a drugstore brand? Now she’s a woman of the people?
Her best before date on endorsements was 10 years ago.
She is so boring. I hated her hair! Why was she there anyway?
I like her new commercial. It’s very her. SImple, funny, and lovely.
No argument on the “simple” part 😉
I’m SOOOO tired of her… she’s so freaking boring, I just don’t get it.. BTW, she had extension in her hair last night so her *amazing* hair that everyone loves is just as fake and lame as her. Why didn’t anyone get a better shot of her huge quartzy looking ring??
Kimmel was HILARIOUS! I have a new place in my heart for Channing Tatum.
And, please, for the love of god, even though I can’t STAND Annwhatsherface, her nips were NOT on display…those are DARTS. Darts and no bra = aggressive looking nips.
Thank you! Very unfortunately placed darts!
and why does the left side of her head look like it has chunks of grey hair?????? Is that from trying to color extensions or what? It looks so odd!
Way to go The Onion. Jeez
Damn, Charlize! Between that and the dancing
LOL at Sandra’s envelop grimace, I’d do the same thing. Glad she doesn’t have Beyonce’s ego and publicist.
I usually enjoy the Onion headlines, but that tweet was truly cringe inducing. 🙁
just want to say the Aveeno commercial was dumb and I am confused as to why she is shilling it on such an elaborate level….
BUT DAMN SHE LOOKED GOOD IN IT
Usually I like The Onion, but what they did was flat out wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong and bad. That’s one they should apologize for.
Aniston: I changed my mind about the dress. I like it looks ok, she doesn’t look terrible in it, it’s a beautiful colour, it was a safe choice for the night.
BUT, yah, she could stand to change her hair style every once in a while. Even if it’s just a side part or something. Anyway.
Poor Anne! She won the Oscar but @ what cost? She’s alienated her fanbase & no one wants to see her in a movie again. This Oscar just might be the worst thing that has ever happened to her
We can only hope so.
The problem with Jen shilling Aveeno (and I love Jen) is that no one is buying in a million years that she uses Aveeno. I could see Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Lawrence using Aveeno…but everyone kinda knows that Jen is body/product obsessed. She’s using some La Mer thousand dollar cream. This would be like J Lo or Mariah Carey telling us they use Aveeno. Please. I can’t suspend disbelief. And that “the beautiful Jennifer Aniston” part was cringeworthy.
Glad it was only Aveeno body lotion because she has said in every interview about her skin care regimine that she has used good ole’ Neutrogena beauty bar to wash her face with since she was a teenager and I’d never in a million years buy that she was using the Aveeno face wash and products… 🙂
Oh, she was appearing at the Oscars to promote……Aveeno! Impressive work.
Why is the site’s mascot getting hid over here in links?
I can’t think of any reason why Brandi Glanville didn’t her very own post. Geez she was actually invited to be on the carpet at the Oscar’s.
Could no one find anything positive to say about that dress. So they hid her over here? 🙂
Site mascott… tee hee! Thanks for the giggle 😀
Haha to everything.
If the dress comes up, a LOT of people here will say how AMAZING it is and her Oscar beauty just fed Sudanese orphans and people who don’t like it are actually Rimes in disquise sent to shoot down Glanville because logic. Kinda glad that mess is hidden.
So damn true!
Haha, so true! And Brin and Eileen will be there to take out people who don’t pray at goddess Brandi’s altar.
I like Brandi. I find her amusing and self aware. That dress was a big fat no, but you know, she’s not pretending it wasn’t a mistake. I like that she owns her mistakes and isn’t hiding or sending out a PR aproved statement.
I’m planning to wear that dress (and that boob job) to my next high school reunion.
that commerical is just as painful as the Mentos!
BIG thanks for the walking dead recap tho!
How is it possible that after this many years of styling her hair the EXACT same way, Aniston still has not found a way to tame those frizzy, flyaway hairs??
And the Brandi dress? I think whorish, tacky, and just plain ugly covers it adequately. Her hair and makeup were not good either. Somewhere MeAnn is gleefully heehawing up a storm.
Brandi’s dress is super tacky. She seems to get a lot of love on this site and I can’t understand why. She, LeeAnn, Eddie…they’re all trashy. I feel sorry for the kids.
ITA agree Becky1 – they’re ALL trashy.
I’ve watched the gif of Jennifer Lawrence falling at least 1000 times over and it doesn’t stop being funny. I don’t know why watching people fall is so dang entertaining.
She’s a cool girl.
Wow, that ad is hilariously bad. I literally laughed out loud when the voice over said ‘the beautiful blah blah’. Hilariously cringe worthy.
can I ask you something?
Why Jennifer Aniston and Brangelina never met at the red carpet?
Brad and Angie only attend award shows when they are nominated.Jennifer has only attended one show that they attended.She skipped the RC at that show 2009 Oscars.
@Cumber, who wrote: “can I ask you something?
Why Jennifer Aniston and Brangelina never met at the red carpet?”
Because the only time Jennifer Aniston is invited to the Oscars is to present an Award. The only other time she ‘might’ be there is if she’s lucky enough to be someone’s date.
Angie and Brad appear on Red Carpets when one or the other gets nominated for an Award.
Does that help and do you see the difference Angie and Brad and Jen?
OMG, I would love to see all of Taylor Swift’s ex boyfriends get together and record a song about her. Then do a video that looks like the “We are the world” video. Someone make that happen.
Also, I don’t really understand why you all hate Anne Hathaway, either. I’m not in love with her but I really don’t relate to amount of hate she gets.
I wish she woud just go away. Grow up, high school is over.
Jenn looks great in those tortoise shell frames.
Yes she does.
Congrats to Janet Jackson on getting married last year.
Why does evertime jen does something, it has words like, the beautyful jennifer aniston? no other female star has called so often, the killer body, the beautyful blabla. it sounds like propaganda, repeat it all the time and people will believe it?! shes ok but beautyful? far from it. And i guess thats the case, her team knows that and uses propagandaPR, repeat it, buy her hottest women blabla and everybody will say, oh shes hotter than The Jolie, but this is just a fantasy.
I wish Jen would wear her hair UP for a change.
Someone on the other Aniston post linked a YT video they her features appear manly when her is up due to shape of her chin.
Jennifer is attractive, but not gorgeous at all.
The few times she’s worn her hair up people have said really vicious comments about her appearance so I don’t blame her AT ALL.
Jennifer does take these comments to heart (ie: being hurt by Kimberly Stewart, Eva Longoria, Perez Hilton, etc.)
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/jennifer_aniston_friends_with_money/jennifer-aniston-friends-with-money33.jpg
There’s a pic of her hair up…
She can wear her hair up and still cover her ears. There are different ways to achieve a more elegant look. Her hair stylist needs to be more creative.
I see that the hair company Jennifer is shilling for now has released a promotion about Jennifer having her hair styled for the Oscars with their products. They must be crazy 1) because she clearly wore extensions and 2) her hair looks seriously damaged and broken off.
How is her hair going to sell any hair products unless they are counting on female consumers just being stupid.
The commercial was off putting. It made her seem so snooty and above it all, like she has so many companies hounding her for an endorsement-she is just so annoyed by it all, until AVEENO comes along. Yeah right! Yep, she sits around in an office wearing smarty pants glasses fielding calls all the time! UGH
If Jen were gazing up at Justin in that last picture, she would look a lot like Jennifer Westfeldt gazing at the Hamm. The face she’s making makes her cheeks/lips look tweaked.
Justin has a deranged look on his face and the beard gives him a wolf-boy quality.
How does someone like Jen Aniston get to present? Her body of work is not good and she is clearly not working to get an Oscar. Is there no one else more relevant to present? This is an honest question.
Clearly she was asked and accepted The Academy’s invitation.
Others apparently feel as though it is beneath their dignity or level of importance to present an award to someone else.
Um who are you referring to? I’m seriously curious.
All the A-list female stars have presented at awards shows before….ones who have won and been nominated before for oscars….ie: Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Reese Witherspoon, etc.
I can’t really think of any star who’s acted like “this is beneath me”
I don’t think that is true that because someone declines to attend to present that they think it is beneath them.
I think some people don’t want to be at an awards event unless they have to. If you have been nominated in the past then there is a load of press and events you do as a part of the JOB. and when you don’t have to you stay home and bow out until you have to go. That is not being above it all, that is working and not when you don’t have to.
Some celebs go to any and every event under the sun. I find that more irritating.
Hmmm…
Kelly Rippa Bewitched commercial meets Brook Shields LazyBoy sletepfests meets ‘Death Becomes Her’ meets…’the beautiful Jennifer Aniston!’
OT a bit. I saw a few pictures of Jennifer posing on the RC. Why is she so stiff. I swear her arms just hung there like they were broken. Reminded me of what Wendy Williams says about Brittany Spears. She poses with her arms so straight by her side. Jennifer did the same thing. Like she was frightened.
I guess she was showcasing the ring. Nothing wrong with that but she looked very stiff.
Well at least those arms are healthy, toned and do not appear like toothpicks ready to snap!
True. They looked much more…beefy than usual. Not so sure about ‘toned’ however.
HaHaha beefy arms.Halle,Charlize,Sandra and Reese have better bodies IMO
YOU need chill out. I was taking about Jennifer not you. And I don’t think my comment was ragging on her arms. Just that her pose looked stiff. How you get all bent out shape on that is well hmmm strange.
aniston is plain at best. makeup helps but ‘beautiful’ is just so wrong.
Jennifer Aniston reminds me of Barbara Streisand.
You know how her hair is sticking up like crazy at the roots, I have the same problem, what’s a good solution for that?
A tiny bit of hair wax or cream. Rub into your palms for a couple of minutes, then run over hair. Works fantastically.
Thanks gogoGorilla 🙂
Mmm people can be so mean about Aniston’s appearance. I think she is on the same level as Reese Witherspoon in terms of face and figure but no one criticises the latter’s looks. :/ At least she does not have obvious surgery. I know, I know, we are on a website called Celebitchy…
Reese doesn’t pose nude on magazines projecting a sexy image.Reese doesn’t do ads proclaiming that she is beautiful.
Reese has a much more feminine look to her face and is actually pretty.
And Aniston most definitely has an obvious ‘surgery’ look, as it’s quite obvious that she has had several nose jobs over the years amongst whatever else she has done to herself (and that includes injectables).
Pathetic.
Why was “Jen at the awards anyway?Her movies are slapstick ,3rd rate and boring. Her 15 minutes were up years and years ago.
ITA
Go away Jen we are all sick of you. You do nothing Oscar worthy and should have not been invited. You do not fit in the Oscar class. Disappear gracefully. Friends has been over a long time now.