Kim Kardashian covers the April of Cosmopolitan and Cosmo’s editors promise: “The cover was shot just days before she announced her baby news.” So… the cover was done all the way back in December? Because we’ve known about Kim’s pregnancy for months now. That doesn’t seem like something to brag about, you know? Anyway, I guess the interview was done AFTER Kim’s baby news came out because she’s making references to babies and stuff. Blah.
Kardashian on being judgmental when Kourtney got pregnant in 2009: “I was like, ‘You’re not married! How could you do this?’ I was really firm and strict. But she was like, ‘Marriage isn’t what I want.’ And later, I realized she had a better family life than I did.”
Kardashian on having a baby: “I’ve always said that I wanted kids, but I don’t think I ever would have been ready until now.”
Kardashian on her relationship with Kanye West: “Sometimes you’re just not ready. A person could have it all, and you’re not ready for it all. But this is where I probably always should have been…[marriage] is something I know that we both want in our future, but I don’t have this sense of urgency about it. I have this best friend who understands me and helps me through all my tough experiences, and vice versa, you know? It just feels like this is it for me.”
Kardashian on having it all in a relationship: “I used to think, Well, can you really have it all? The truth, the excitement, and the passion? Now I know you can.”
Kardashian on taking your time: “I saw fast marriages like Khloe and Lamar’s and that was what seemed to work. [Now] I say give it a good six months before you commit. Feelings change, even if it seems so lustful.”
“I was really firm and strict.” Because she’d already been married and divorced and become famous from a sex tape. I love how Kim tries to play the judgmental-conservative card like she’s some high moral authority. I mean, I understand that she’s explaining her train of thought and how she realized that there are many different ways to live… but it’s just a reminder that Kim is now and has always been a total hypocrite.
By the way, we got some photos of Kim coming out of her gym this weekend and the photos are… OMG. Now I feel bad for asking the paparazzi to get photos of Kim from behind. Be careful – while these images are SFW, they will definitely hurt your eyes. And for the love of God, what will it take for Kim to wear underwear to the gym?!!?!?! That’s nasty.
Photos courtesy of Cosmo and WENN.
AHAAHAHAHAAAHAA!
Of course she doesn’t she is still married!
I get what Kim is saying. She already has two failed marriages, so what’s the urgency to get married again just because you are pregnant? My parents were married for 21 years and it was a miserable 21 years of marriage. As children, my brother and I knew my parents were in a miserable marriage. They divorced when I was 20 years old and no one cried, it was like what took so long.
always knew cosmo sucked…
She doesn’t have a sense of urgency to get married, especially since she is still married. What a hypocritical twat.
LOL +1
she’s really pretty on the cover
I am obsessed with that little baby on your profile … every time I see it my heart melts …
It’s the little things
She looks like Lea Michelle from Glee.
@Lady X : thank you!
That baby IS freaking adorable. Is it your baby? Out of total curiosity. 🙂
there’s no urgency cause she’s gotta get divorced first. and if those photos were taken right before she announced her pregnancy-they photoshopped the hell outta them..
Every, and I do mean every, photo of Kartrashian is photoshopped… Also, the no urgency is probably good. I will lay money on the table that shortly after that baby girl is born, their relationship will end. There is NO way Kanye will ever marry this trick!!!
She doesn’t have a sense of urgency…probably a good thing since she’s continuing to drag her feet about annulling that last nimrod she married…bonus points for what she said about her sisters “family values” out of wedlock bairn baring. Especially coming from the porn star, married to one man, while carrying another’s child. Perhaps Kim meant Kourtneys pregnancies were too vanilla, too pedestrian, and not trashy or skeevy enough-after all Kourtneys kids were ONLY born out of wedlock, compared to Kim’s conception.
She’s unrecognisable on that cover photo! She looks like a mixture between Lea Michelle and CeCe from New Girl.
THIS. That was EXACTLY what I was thinking. Great minds 😉
Same thought. Almost want to apologize to Lea for the mistake.
Omg. I had the same thought. That it looked like lea. Cosmo should be ashamed at that photoshop job.
Omg. I had the same thought. That it looked like lea. Cosmo should be ashamed at that photoshop job.
Same here.
she looks like octomom in the paparazzi pic
i think the lighter hair suits her really well. she looks beautiful.
well the pap pics are unfortunate, poor kimmie.
i mean kim did some stuff, but the way u guys are hating on her is pretty damn harsh. i can’t read most of the comments lately.
Thank you, Celine. Sheesh, you’d think she killed someone. Or slept with everyone that comments on CB’s husband. The woman’s made mistakes, oooohhh noooo call the police!
I have to agree. She hasn’t done anything really annoying in a long time. And the things she has done pale in comparison to Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Kim K ‘s biggest crime is being a spoiled pretty, rich girl, who is an aggressive capitalist. Hate the game not the player.
The woman is in the press everyday … and usually talking about her poor life choices or posing half naked .. and you all are REALLY confused why she gets the hate … ??
Come on .. you all seem to be smart people .. Yes we all make mistakes but making poor choices you are suppose to learn from them .. not continue to make them and play stupid … She does the same thing Paris Hilton does .. she plays the dumb blonde air head role … “Oh I thought I was in love .. I thought this … I didn’t know” she is actually very smart .. but she has very loose morals … This is the life she wanted … she has NO TALENT so she is going on looks and who she dates… OF COURSE she will be talked about …
Most women I know (myself included) are not sleeping around or in a new relationship every 2 or 3 years … Not all of us are slutty and wild …
She is actually very dumb and stupid! Kris Jenner is the evil brains behind this moron! I think she is far worse than Paris! I mean Paris is who she is, she doesn’t try to fake it for people, and she built a billion empire all on her own. Not bc of her mom pimping her or having obnxious siblings. Kim is a liar, a fraud, and such a trashy cow with no soul. She got so many surgeries and lies about it! I mean the bitch went and got herself ass shots! Smh! She got had a fraudulent marriage, she deceives everyone by photo shopping even her paparazzi pics. She LEAKED her own sextape. Paris tape was by accident, Kim WAS on purpose. She is having some rapper jackass baby while still pregnant. She is also a thief! She stole close 200 thousand from Brandy’s mom when she used to organized Brandy and Ray J’s closets
maybe kanye West has a good influence on her? maybe it’s real between them?
Hummm… I doubt it *said in her whiny voice* “My priorities have shifted. Kanyeeee has taught me to be more private”.
But yet….
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-racy-magazine-cover-goes-140719105.html
…there they are…
If you think Kim is so innocent, check out Hollywood Street King and learn the truth about her and her trash family.
I don’t see hatred, i see loathing.
I think people are using that hatred mantra too loosely these days.
I personally don’t like her. She is just a Shauna Sands who got lucky through create a false virginal image and got multiple passes by the press when others who would have made half of what she did would be put aside.
And im pretty sure Shauna Sands will get less love though she isn’t as hypocrital and actually sounds less dumb wether in english or french since she is fluent in the later too.
Not to mention how disgusting she looks in those pants. I wonder if she ever looks at herself from behind…not a good look.
Did she have butt injections because her butt looks so unnatural especially in those pants. Nasty.
Idk.. if she did I’m sure she’s regretting it. If she knew that her butt would look like a bag of nickles as a result of them then I’m sure she would’ve passed.
Are people still questioning that? Of course she cosmetically altered her butt. It didn’t magically grow that way itself!
doesn’t her statement that she has no sense of urgency undermine her claim that Humphries’ delay tactics on the divorce are putting extra stress on her and jeopardizing the pregnancy?
She lies so much and thinks everyone is as stupid as her
My little sister complains that no amount of squats or weightlifting has returned her butt to the round, perky thing it was before her two boys were born. I’ve heard other women say the same: after childbirth, your body is simply not the same (not having kiddies, I wouldn’t know first-hand). Something tells me Kim is already regretting this pregnancy’s effect on her most prized asset.
And, apropos of nothing at all, the Cosmo cover makes her look a bit like Lea Michele.
I dont think pregnancy changes your body THAT much. I’ve had two and while there are changes I am pretty sure they are changes that would have happened between 20 and 32 anyways. Know what I mean?
I think most women have some idealized version of their pre-pregnancy bodies when in truth none of us were super models to begin with.
Your sister is right. I don’t know what they do in Hollywood to be back to their pre-pregnancy weight within a month, but out here in the real world your body is never quite the same. It goes through so many changes when you are pregnant. Some women’s shoe size increases permanently (why I don’t know), mine went up 1/2 a size.
It depends on body type more than zip code.
Some ladies are really friggin lucky. Their bodies bounce back. It seems to be happening more in real life due to so many young girls getting pregnant. Their bodies are friggin stretch mark proof elastic. The rest are battling both aging and pregnancy.
I’m 26, 8 months pregnant, only up 13 pounds. But I know I’ll look heavier for months more than likely. And I got my tiger stripes 🙁
You are really quoting that 1994 Sheryl Crow song with “apropos of nothing”? Nerd!
I thought this was Lea Michele on the cover. (Edited, great minds booboocita)
This woman is an idiot, who is laughing all the way to the bank.
She’s wearing what looks like a giant diaper on the cover of Cosmo.
Wow.
that’s what I thought too! Diaper..ugh
U can pretty much just see thru those pants and see her whole ass so gross put damn draws on girl please. Nobody wants to see that again.
Can I just say…. It’s not just at the end if pregnancy that you need to worry about leaking fluids down there unexpectedly. Not wearing underwear is absolutely disgusting! Ewwww!
Ick. So true.
I finally figured out who she looks like now…Octomom!
Yeah right.
No sense of urgency…right. Because of the silly fact you’re still married, twat. Speaking of twat, good Lord, pull your your pants out of yours.
Kim on her relationship with Kanye, allow me to translate “Kanye has wanted to bang me for years, but I am not attracted to him and I didn’t need him for publicity so why should I? But things change and I needed something to put me back in the headlines and he seemed like a good idea. Having his child will keep me in the tabloids for years!”
Thanks Skins…you hit the nail on the head. In fact I predict there will never be a marriage with Kayneee, but she will get a pay day out of it. This poor, poor baby will become her prop on the show and yes this baby will be televised come hell or hight water. She has no privacy issues whatsoever.
Ditto I doubt Kanye will marry her they will shack up for a few years then he’ll realise his mistake and move on. Having his kid unfortunately will keep her in the media she will be pimping out this kid.
Cellulite. No amount of reality tv editing or good lighting or expensive clothes can deny she suffers from what many women do! And on such a prominent asset!
If those pants had a voice, they’d be screaming for mercy. It’s called “underwear” Kim; Google it instead of your own name.
I swear, she’s carrying this baby in her thighs.
Never thought I’d defend her ever, but…
Better made workout pants, (a few,) have underwear built in. Of course you have to wash them everytime after, like sport bras
There. Need a cold rag now.
All I can think of is ‘I’m a size 4.’ Yeah, okay. Maybe half of you is a size 4.
She really needs underwear. Cause the seam on those pants loos ready to split.
I don’t care that she’s a full figured girl. But she has got to stop wearing the size she wants to be instead of her actual one.
If your pants are so tight they turn see through and go shiny, you need to go up a couple. Nobody will know! They’ll just appreciate how much better you look
Well bigamy is still illegal in all 50 states so that would be the reason she has no urgency for marriage with Kanye … If she wants people to stop looking at her only as a sexy object, she might consider not always posing half naked or with her boobs spilling out of clothes…
The reason people do not like Kim is not for her poor morals .. because I think we all know someone who has questionable morals … it is her trying to “keep up appearances” attitude..
The whole I have fertility issues and was surprised by the pregnancy … when the real answer is she has been on birth control since she was 14 by her own admission and never actively tried to get pregnant .not even with her 2 husbands …
The whole idea of not liking her sister having 2 babies out of wed-lock ( which I personally do not like anyone have kids with out being married) but she in fact is pregnant while married with her boyfriends baby … The oh I made a innocent sex tape with my boyfriend and I was the last one to have it and some how it got leaked and i am so hurt and humiliated.. yet she gave Vivid permission to release it and she got paid ..
she is seen as a whore because that is how she behaves … Why the shock?
Wow…she’s just one of those women who seems to inflate during pregnancy. How far along is she? With the rate she’s expanding, I can’t imagine what she’s gonna look like at 7 or 8 months.
Tabasco, Susie Q…..
Is the ‘breakup countdown’ pool still on?
Before wedding, before birth is still my bet.
Slightly off topic but Kim looks good with bangs. It hides that creepy doll hairline of hers.
I like the lighter hair and bangs.
Now, if that’s a size 4 ass (which is what I’m wearing today) I need to go buy some 0000’s b/c there is NO way in hell that’s a size 4!
I’ll rip off these Ecterea’s right (they run a little big) here and now to let her try them on – then burn them.
Of course she isn’t in a hurry to become Mrs. West. She is still Mrs. Humphries. And who is dressing this woman? Lord she looks ridiculous most of the time. Kind of like a cry for attention. I have seen the Kard line in Sears and while I wouldn’t wear it, it looks nothing like the clown outfits she has been wearing.
Just saw the cover of the French magazine with her and West on the cover. Just….no. Stop, I am begging you.
‘You’re not married! How could you do this?’ <– what? Do you remember how you got famous?
Maybe those pants have that little crotch pad in the lady bits area. Maybe. Doubt it but for the sake of all the machines she probably used, maybe. Let me live in my own fantasy world.
Is anyone else bothered when people call their husbands/wives their "best friend"? I mean, seriously it annoys the ba-jebus out of my husband and I. You have a best friend and you have a spouse. They're two separate titles.
Yes, yes, and yes. I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Thank you for being a kindred spirit in this regard.
Of course she doesn’t…SHE’S STILL MARRIED TO SOMEONR ELSE. What a ridiculous attempt at being deep and philosophical. Loser!
I’m starting to feel bad that the schadenfreude devil in me is cackling and doing the evil finger touch saying in a over dramatic evil voice (sounds very similar to Emperor Palpatine): “you cannot prevent this baby from ruining your body, Kim. Accept that this baby will literally turn you into a fat ass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
I will give Kim credit, I do think she is smart. I just don’t think she’s very self-aware. I really liked her at first because she seemed like a down-to-earth alternative to Paris Hilton. But I think she’s really trying to overstay her welcome on reality tv. I also think her mom is a POS. Can everyone except Khloe go away. Despite her faults, I still love Khloe.
Are you mentally challenged? You think this cow is smart? Have you seen her talk? She’s 33 and acts 13 and has her mom and her bfs control her. She is really super dumber. Paris is actually smarter but plays the bimbo card to her advantage. At least Paris wasn’t foolish enough to get a fake ass as get pregnant by some crazy rapper while still bein married to another guy. Smh the contrast Kim was to paris was Kim was short and heavy– she is way more relateable to alot more women in America to Paris’s tell thin model like looks
You could have made the same comment without being insulting to LeeLoo. Come on…
Yes, Arabprincess. I think she’s a smart person who knows how to play dumb and does so to get attention. It’s what her mom taught her to do. I think she is smart as in she knows how to land endorsement deals and make herself insanely rich. I think she knows what to shill and when she needs to cut her losses. I’m not a fan. I think she’s a terrible role model for young women everywhere along with the rest of her family. You’re also right she’s a fat ass cow. But I think she is smart at playing her particular game of strategizing her own success and turning public relations around to her favor (that’s my nice way of saying she knows how to tell the right lie at the right time). Is that so wrong to compliment someone I can’t stand and give credit where credit is due? I wasn’t trying to compare her to Stephen Hawking. Obviously Pimp Mama doesn’t believe in book learning so I don’t think any of them are what you would call book smart.
Mmm I disagree. Kim seems literally braindead! She is the kinda person that easially gets people to control her and out smart her. Kris Jenner is the brains behind their fraudulent of endorsement deals and their pop culture fame. The kardashians were thieves, professional closet cleaners and professional sales girls before their show. They had no imbition or talents to make something of themselves, until Kim copied Paris with the sextape and kris Jenner run with the idea and land them a reality tv. Without her evil genius pimp, this moron would still be cleaning closets for Paris. They were all in their late 20s and doing nothing with themselves, the show comes and all of sudden kris Jenner declared them “business women” lmao. They are the worst of the worst
bangs on her work really well. she should rock them the entire pregnancy…they will balance her look out. 😉
I know the magazing pics aren’t new because her face doesn’t even look like that anymore.At the Elton John party she looked like she’d had a facelift.I don’t know what she is trying to look like but it isn’t working.She has got to stop with the plastic surgery and soon or she is going to be as ugly on the outside as he has always been on the inside.
For reals? Two weeks ago, she was talking about how her marriage drama was stressing her pregnancy?
As always with her it’s just a different day with a different story! Everything is a mirage in her world, marriage, pet ownership and now this baby. I find it darn right sad that people keep forgiving her for all her b.s. A lie is a lie unless you are Kimmie telling it apparently.
that’s the most disgusting looking ass I’ve ever seen in my life!! Looks like it would smell too.
Those pictures looks heavily photoshopped to me. Kim has not looked like that in a very long time.
She looks really pretty with the bangs in Cosmo.
She really just needs to stop talking.
This is the Kim I remember! The 2nd photoshoot pic is so KIM! She looks like herself and pretty! Please don’t let Kanye dress you! FGS! -.-
I really thought this was Lea Michele. Then I saw “Kanye West” and was thinking, “what does Lea Michele have to do with Kanye West?”