Dina Lohan has always made a really big deal about what a great mother she is. Oh, and how she doesn’t party with her kids – despite all the hideous photographic evidence to the contrary. She once infamously told a Bazaar reporter, “‘If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out.’” Since then Dina’s done nothing but swear up and down that she doesn’t party with her kids. And to prove it, she recently took her son Michael – who just turned 21 – to New York hotspot 1Oak to celebrate his 21st birthday.

DINA Lohan isn’t feeling as tied down as her daughter, Lindsay, is. While Lindsay has been taking to her MySpace blog to vent about her troubled life, Dina is living it up. The “Mother of the Year” – who constantly claims she doesn’t go out to nightclubs with her kids – took her just-turned-21 son, Michael, to 1Oak the other night to celebrate his being of legal drinking age. But unlike her old days of clubbing with Lindsay, the mom of four left the bash early. One partygoer told us, “Michael had a low-key night.”

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I absolutely do not buy that. Dina seems like the “Let’s snort cocaine off this prostitute’s stomach” kind of mom. I have no idea if that’s actually possible, but assuming it is, it’s also safe to assume that Dina’s probably done it.

You’d think that if she had one ounce of the caring mother instinct, Dina would go out of her way to protect all her other children from making the same mistakes she made with Lindsay. You know, partying and drinking and drugging with her. It’s really not all that hard to do. In fact, all it takes is NOT doing something – which is inherently easier than doing something.

I feel really sorry for Michael. Not only does he have to bear the name of his douche bag father, but he’s had to escort his pathetic mom to multiple events, acting as her date because no one else wants to be seen with Dina. And her idea of a nice time is to take the poor kid out to an exclusive nightclub. Going to a hot club with your mom would be mortifying to any 21-year-old. The only thing that could make it worse is if your mom were Dina Lohan.

Here’s Dina with poor young Michael at the party for Sephora’s 10 year anniversary in New York on July 17th. Michael Jr. looks so much like Lindsay that I swear I can actually see his bespeckled bosom. Images thanks to WENN and Bauer-Griffin.