Here are some photos of your Viking lover, Alexander Skarsgard, at the Lakers game last Friday. I should just leave these here and walk away, correct? We all stake our claims and perhaps my claim on the Viking has come too late – some of you Skarsbitches have been claiming him for, like, a decade. As you know, I go back and forth on him depending on his hotness in a particular photo set or depending on whom he’s rumored to be boning that week. But right now, just at this moment as I’m staring at him looking SO GOOD in these photos… I want to claim him. MINE!! MINE!! I shall put on my slut armor and defend my dong-love with this one, ladies. Sorry, I meant SLUTS!
Incidentally, I found these quotes from Alex and I don’t know if they’re recent or what. Some sites are running them like he just said them, so let’s see.
Alexander Skarsgard only parties in his hometown. The ‘True Blood’ star hails from Stockholm, Sweden, and while he currently lives in Los Angeles he says he can only really let his hair down when he goes back to his old haunts.
He said: ”I like to party, I like to drink and hang out, but I don’t go to clubs very often in LA, but I do when I’m in Stockholm, I go out a lot. My life is better in Stockholm. I recommend it!”
Alexander also says his friends in Sweden help keep him grounded because they won’t let his success go to his head.
He revealed: ”We have a saying in Sweden that means, ‘Don’t be too different. Don’t be too good.’ It’s like, ‘We wish you success but not too much success. Don’t get carried away.”’
But Alexander is used to fame as his dad is ‘Mamma Mia!’ star Stellan Skarsgard so he’s never known a ‘normal’ life. He told Britain’s OK! magazine: ”There’s nothing normal about any of this! Two of my brothers are actors as well and we are all very supportive of each other. They see that I’m happy and that makes me happy.”
Alex doesn’t feel like he can really party in LA? That’s kind of sad for him. Perhaps he should come to Virginia and I’ll show him a really wild night. And by “wild” I mean “drink some Jack Daniels and then go to bed.” It will be WILD, I promise.
Incidentally, this concludes our “Day of Happenstance Dong”. I’ve done posts about Hiddles, Chris Hemsworth, Viggo and now Alex. Something for everyone!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I would love to be in a man sandwich between Askars & Fares Fares. Yum-O.
😀 I saw the photo and I thought “isn’t that the other cool swedish viking from Lykke Li’s video??” Ye, probably I should know him from somewhere else, but I love that song and that video and that’s from where I know him…and now he’s sided by the other amazing swedish guy pfff what a combination!
Wasn’t he in ‘Zero Dark Thirty’? very good, very sexy.
How it is possible that Skarsgard and Fares are so different and yet so amazingly, equally hot?
The man has actually has a face carved by angels.
It’s only Monday and you guys have given me CHemboy and My viking. *pants melted*
I know, it made my morning..
I love that ASkars is the pallet cleanser after the Jesse James story.
Dear God he’s beautiful.
Yes he is. I’d climb that like a tree.
Probably in Sweden he feels more at ease, and is capable to relax himself, a celebrity partying in LA has always to watch out for paparazzi and stuff like that.
I could go to Stockholm, and we could party together.
gah, he’s so sexy. would hit it so hard.. both the Viking and Hemsworth the same day, you are my new favorite person Kaiser..
All of this. +1000000
Out of ALL of Stellan’s credentials, they decided to label him as a ‘Mamma Mia’s star’?!.
Are you kidding me..
Same.
Ditto about DaddySkars – and while he’s aging, he’s a hottie too. Have you seen the latest member of the family to hit our shores? Gustaf Skarsgard is in the “Vikings” miniseries on History Channel. He really camps it up as a Viking boat builder.
Oh Kaiser you crack me up… Long live Viking dong!
Long live the Viking Dong!
I am having the most impure thought just by looking at Alexander and his friend next to him. What a sandwich.
That was lovely. Simply lovely. Thanks, Kaiser. So much beautiful dong this morning.
The quotes sound oldish. And as they’re supposed to be from OK!, who knows if they’re even true.
And with Alex and Viggo and Hiddles, it’s been a fine morning already.
The man exudes sex and I have to say I would like to ride him like Seabiscuit. I love that he prefers Sweden to the plastic stupidity of L.A.
And that’s why I’ll be going to (maybe) Grad school in Sweden. Although I have about five orders of Viking men to ship back home here in the U.S. Sheesh!
Me likey Viking! <3
I met him once at a party. He is seriously glorious. Tall, wearing a leather jacket, smoldering. And he’s NICE. We talked a bit, and he’s so cool. Jason Stackhouse was there too. Underwhelming and NOT nice. So you see such a perfect guy being so awesome, and then his short, forgettable co-star acting like he’s the one who’s too good for the peasants. Wow. I loved Alex even more. He was talking to everyone. Even took some pictures.
I’m so jealous. Can we hang out so I can just be 2 degrees of Skars?
I think Ryan Kwanten has some kind of social anxiety problem. He comes across as rude.
Love this story! Love that he is consistently described as cool and nice. Perhaps Ryan suffers from short man disease? Too bad for him.
This type of story just makes me grin like it’s Christmas and Easter and the 4th of July all wrapped into one big ball of awesome sauce. Love him more than chocolate Easter bunnies.
Oh Skars-If I wore panties they’d be across the room as I type. He is SO yummy!
I’m more impressed by Kaiser’s feistiness this morning. I also love the implied *drops mic* in this post.
His legs here… what a man
I know, right? The legs are incredible. Even his knees and calves are sexy. How is that even possible? If you asked somebody to sculpt perfection, this guy would be it. He is just stunning. And nice too? Inconceivable! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! Hush. In my little universe he is.
Can we talk about how hot Fares Fares is too? Smoldering, that man is smoldering.
can we watch him instead? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZYbEL06lEU
Did he and his friend coordinate outfits?
Friends, his friend Keith Ewell was next to Fares, and he was also wearing a black shirt to start with.
But I have no idea whether they coordinated or just have beens friends long enough they’re starting to dress in similar colors just because.
http://tinyurl.com/cof5jsg
Painfully hot.
On another note, how big must that beer be if it even looks huge in huge Viking hands?!
I like when Alex looks like he’s eating we’ll. 🙂 Looking forward to seeing his new movies.
The quotes are so true. His friends are amazing and definitely ground him.
They do party like mad though, I definitely understand that he can’t get wild like that in the US.
YUM.
He’s just delicious. Nice that he likes going back to Sweden and partying with his old friends. I don’t like people who forget where they belong.
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do to him.
Or for him.
Or on him.
With him.
Under him.
On top of him… 🙂
Mmmm, yes…this!
While everyone else is busy slutshanking over my forever Viking dong, I’m gonna sneak off with him. And do very, very bad things with him.
Izzy: I will Viking sword fight you over him! We can wear those metal bras, put our hair in braids and wear the helmets with horns. If that’s doesn’t catch his attention I don’t know WHAT will! 😀
Eileen, that comment is so freaking awesome that I am willing to share the Viking dong. We’ll work out a schedule. While wearing metal bras and braids in our hair. Because why not.
All the sleep I caught up on this wknd has me feeling like I am Ready for the week! And now these pics…. OMG, drooly pants, picking up my jaw off the floor- CHOMP on that Viking tush, those bulging arms. So smoldering, So freaking Sexxxxyyyy!!! Ok, sorry, I think I’m embarrassing myself!! LOL
Daaaaaaaang! And, thanks!
No need to apologize, dear. He has that effect on a lot of women (and quite a few men too, I’m guessing). Besides, we all deserve a good start to the week…
I don’t understand the appeal of this dude. He’s got a little tiny mouth and beady little eyes. Eh. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Who strokes you? 🙂
Valleymiss, I’m with you. He doesn’t stir me at all. I’m sure he’s a good guy, though, no offense.
Ashling: lol! I’m into Justin Theroux, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, Ben Affleck, ppl like that. Alexander is just weird looking to me (I guess Sunny feels the same way! Lol) but he’s definitely got his fanclub. It’s totally lost on me though.
THANK YOU for this!
Now onto my fantasies…
DAMN he is so freaking gorge. I’ve lost my ability to form coherent sentences.
I wonder who has been feeding him. Remember how skinny he was not too long ago? Now look at that body. Those arms!
He lost weight in the Summer to film The Hidden.
He’s been back to Eric weight for quite some time. It’s just really noticeable in these pics.
The girl in the grey sweater in the background (pic no.5) checking him out, that’s my girl! xD
He’s just delicious. Yum.
Delicious, this man is 🙂
sweet mother of holy fucking hell. i can’t believe my screen isn’t melting.
I like a man who can cross his legs and look so Awesome!!!
OMG, he is so beautiful, i want him
Vampire viking dong forever! So hot i can stare at him forever. Cant wait for the new season of tb.
He just EXUDES sex! It’s really not fair to other men that God made him so amazingly gorgeous and sexy and talented!! I think he needs to start spreading his hot viking seed to beautiful the human gene pool! BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY – you sexy, Swedish Hunk! I (along with many, many others – no doubt) will happily volunteer as tribute!!
1) I love the way Skars wears his shoes. Bless him, you could tell he’s Swedish at 500 paces, with a bag over his head.
2) Partying in Sodermalm is pretty freaking awesome, as long as you’ve got your credit card with you. I’d rather party there than in LA, too. Even though everyone is at least a half a foot taller than me.