The People Magazine headline was “Jesse James Marries Drag Racer Alexis DeJoria” but my eye completely missed the “racer” part, and I thought, “Oh, thank God, Jesse James finally married a drag queen.” In truth, I doubt the drag queens want any part of the mess that is Jesse James. Anyway, as CB has previously reported, Jesse got engaged to drag racer Alexis DeJoria last November after only a few months of dating. It actually shocks me a little bit that they waited this long to actually get hitched, but there you go:
It’s full-speed ahead for Jesse James and Alexis DeJoria, who tied the knot on Sunday in Malibu, PEOPLE has learned.
With James’s youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria’s daughter Bella, 10, acting as flower girls, the custom motorcycle-builder, 43, exchanged vows with DeJoria, a pro-drag racer and daughter to entrepreneur John Paul DeJoria.
The couple, who got engaged late last year, married at the Malibu home of DeJoria’s father, co-founder of the Paul Mitchell hair care products line and Patron Spirits Company. They exchanged rings designed by jeweler designer Neil Lane.
James recently relaunched WestCoastChoppers.com, opening a WCC custom motorcycle shop in Austin, Texas, where he lives with DeJoria, who drives Patron Nitro Funny car on the drag race circuit.
This is a fourth marriage for James, who got divorced from Sandra Bullock in June, 2010. In September, 2011, James broke off his engagement to Kat Von D.
He’s 43 years old and this is his fourth marriage? No judgment, I guess, although I do wonder if Jesse might benefit from some talk therapy. Jesse seems to have a type – pale brunettes with tattoos. Hopefully, this marriage will stick although… I doubt it. Is that rude? Eh. His track record sucks and I’m glad Sandra Bullock isn’t dealing with his crap anymore.
Photos courtesy of Alexis DeJoria’s Instagram.
Gross.
Yuck
I read it as drag queen too (makes more sense, actually)!
I looked at the photo first and ‘drag queen’ made perfect sense to me.
Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing.
No way! Any drag queen can do better than this tool.
so klassy!
he is disgusting.
where would she be if her daddy wasn’t rich?
She’d probably end up with some disgusting man like…. Jesse James. Yeah, the rich dad isn’t helping here.
Agree NerdMomma (cool name!). But she might not “get” to drive cars for a living. She might have to do a regular job like the rest of us. And then he wouldn’t want her. Good gosh, what’s wrong with that scenario?
Less than 1 year. Tops.
Trash, trashy, trashiest. Ugh.
They’re totally honeymooning at the juggalo gathering.
Ha! Hilarious!
I don’t see how women give men like him (and Tiger) a chance in the first place. My first thought if I saw them would be “umm, no.”
I don’t get it either, but I guess there are just a lot of stupid, stupid people in the world.
Bad Boy Tamed trope. The idea that you alone can succeed where all the other women failed. Guys like that have a routine. Insecure women fall for it. “I was never truly loved before you… you’ve shown me what love is like.” Barf. It’s a not very subtle way to blame the exes for your bad behaviour, promising the new one she’s just special so it will be different, and this flatters those unable to see it’s a scam.
I feel sorry for her little girl. This is not going to be the happiest relationship to watch as you enter adolescence. And poor little Sunny, my God.
Oh, ICK, NAST.
(He certainly does have a type though, doesn’t he?)
Fourth time is the charm.
…and wives are cheaper than nannies.
Especially when Daddy is loaded/they’re an A list movie star.
How a guy that looks like he does and acts like he does can gold-dig that successfully is a mystery for the ages.
What i find ULTRA amazing is that this Twat is STILL finding women tht not only will do him right quick in an alley or tattoo Parlor and walk of shame it, No, The Fact they still Buy that there is a Future with this loser!! Thats remarkable
Exactly! wtf are they thinking? i could see MAYBE doing him, but marrying him, heck no?!
exactly.. I just don’t get it.
She looks like Amy Fisher
You are so right!!!
I wonder who he brought as a date?
Ahhhaaaahaha.
Octomom is one cheap porn away from being number five. He seems to have a type…
I have to wonder if he’s only doing this so that January Jones will finally bang him.
SweetDee- that comment was amazing. I now have to go find something to wipe the Coke off my keyboard. I was choking and laughing at the same time. Thank you!
😉
Sometimes, early in the morning, the only sentences my brain can form are snarky jokes about January Jones or Taylor Swift.
It’s a blessing and a curse.
The marriage won’t last. He will cheat on her with the next tattooed floozy that’ll throw herself at him.
Aw! I think it will last! Look how happy she is when she licks his beard. All they need now are matching tattoos to seal the deal. What could possibly go wrong?
Every time I look at pictures of a woman SO HAPPY to be with a douchebag, fully aware of what he’s capable of doing, and still posing in pictures like she’s the luckiest woman ever, I think she completely deserves whatever she gets in the future. Why would you want to be with a person with so many failed relationships and a horrible record in cheating, it’s beyond me. If you’re accepting him as a cheater and a very promiscuous person NOW, do not expect him to magically change for you because you are basically accepting him for what he is. Period. You have not given him an incentive to change, so he won’t ever change. Sandra thought she was so great for him because she was better than the skanks he was used to, but he LIKES those skanks and she didn’t fit those needs.
This will not end well, and do you know who suffers the most as the result of the neverending parade of women/wives? His daughter.
^this^
So true! Why can’t these women wake up and see he will do the SAME thing to them that he did to every other woman?
And how in the world does he get so many women with money? This guy is a parasite.
As douchy as he is I don’t think that he is a parasite. He’s got his own business and he also did not pursue any money from Sandra Bullock when they divorce.
I suspect that probably had more to do with an iron-clad prenup than it did ethics. He had no scruples in selling her out with his book instead – that divorce was the only reason anyone would ever have published.
i can’t help but wonder if she maybe shares the same kinks with him? Maybe they are sexually compatible and are in an open marriage where he gets to bang other chicks and maybe she even joins in…
*shudder*
Oh cool. No way this will end in divorce.
When I look at Jesse I always wonder what Sandra must REALLY be like. I mean she was married to him for 5 years.
What did she even find attractive?
@Toot
He fooled us all here was a quite man who builds motorcycles has custody of his daughter from her porn star mother.
I never heard anything negative about him until his secret lifestyle blew up.
I’m just glad she dumped his skanky loving azz
I have been thinking the same thing. How desperate was sandra bullock to get mixed up with him? Tte porn star ex was one clue that maybe he was not prince charming. The women he gravitates to are distasteful. I feel like there must be a wildly insecure side of bullock to have married him.
This should end well….
NOT,lol. 😀
He hit the jackpot with her fortune, I wonder if she made him sign a prenup.
4 marriages, wow–that’s a sign right there.
The only decent thing about this story is that Sunny finally has someone in her life, and by someone I mean this woman’s daughter.
Until they divorce if they have ugly divorce so long step sister.
Say something nice: Her back dragon piece is nice from what I can tell through the instagram-hipster filter. She’s loaded so she can afford to have some seriously nice work done.
Say something normal: He looks like what would happen if Ben Roethlisberger didn’t take a shower. Ugh. No and no.
This is the first time I’ve ever even opened a Jesse James post. I did so solely to ask for clarification. Why is he famous? Why does anyone care? Why would Sandra B, a beautiful award winning actress, marry this ugly, ugly, gross looking guy who looks like he just rolled out of a trailer park dump after shooting meth all night??.
Not nice. He has much better teeth than a meth-head. 😉
That’s my question too. Jesse has always looked like this and we’ve seen his choice of women(major porn star ex) before Sandra, so what was the “draw” for her?
Sandra has us all fooled.
I think she made the mistake of thinking his not being Hollywood or a looker meant he was a kind, bluecollar hard worker, and a nice guy. As in she traded down thinking normalcy would be nice. Only he was anything but.
To answer your questions:
1. Like Honey BooBoo, he got his fame via reality TV.
2. People care because like Honey BooBoo he is on TV
3. Sandra has questionable taste in men and/or Jesse must have some charms, he convinced three other women (and almost Kat VonD) to marry him
Dude, just stop getting married for a while.
She will cut him quick and very deep.. if he dares to cheat..
I hope she made him sign an iron-clad prenup
The funny thing is… Sandra’s lake home is on the same street as her daddy’s austin lake home…pretty awkward.
B*tch, please. This marriage will last 6 months, tops.
Maybe she should surprise him at his office. That’s where he screwed all skanks he was hooking up with.
Her father is co-founder of Paul Mitchell, and nobody thought to confront her about her eyebrow problem?
Oh, and piss-poor judgment?
5 months… maybe 6
@Kaiser – no, you’re not being rude. Just realistic. These two are a real match made in… well, I’m not sure where.
HOW does he do it? Do these rich girls dig the Nazi shit? The “skankography?”
I wonder if she’ll forget to pack his chute one day…. Did I say that? Baawwwhahaha! Just Sayin.
Has the CEC issued an official statement regarding this mess?
Did you mean CDC?
Yes. Damn autocorrect. 🙂
Somewhere Sandra is saying, “good ridance”
I can’t get over how much she reminds me of the Nazi skank that helped break up his marriage to Sandra Bullock.
What a lovely couple…they look like an STD sandwich in these pics. He’s likely already cheated on her. More than once.
Ewwwwww. Just, ewwwwww.
How does he do it??? I haven’t been married or engaged once! WTH
I won’t even comment on the broad.
My opinion of Sandra Bullock went to nil after she married this guy! It is very telling…I watch nothing she stars in now!
I hate to snark on non famous people’s looks, but…….just wow.
I feel for the kids. So much dysfunction and I am guessing Sandra was an awesome stepmom to them and they miss her.
That man sure has a type doesn’t he? However I don’t think Sandra Bullock has any tattoos? Or any obvious ones? Every girl he’s been with since Sandra has looked like a super cheap imitation of her.
I just feel bad for his daughter Sunny. I doubt Sandra has anymore contact with her which is too bad. 🙁
Wouldn’t give a crap if he weren’t Sandra B’s ex, but here’s the thing: She married him when she was a mature, accomplished, ostensibly reasonable adult, right? It’s still hard to believe she could have been so so so wrong, so there’s gotta be something special in him, right? I’m torn between wanting to believe she knows something we don’t and seeing the clear evidence there’s nothing at all special about this no-name douche.
Anyhoodle, if he were just some random redneck with money (rrwm) marrying another rrwm, I would be like, hey, must be great. Tons of money and no family pressure to be classy, educated, accomplished . . . what a life.
Anyone else noticed that these two look really awkward together in every picture?
There’s something off.. and uneasy between them.
Yeah they are super awkward.
His smile and body language don’t look genuine in my opinion, she looks far more into him.
Pictures 3, 4 and 5 say it all.
A perfectly trashy couple.
He definitely has a type. Not sure what Sandra ever saw in him. She doesn’t seem anything like the other women he has been with.
No self-respecting woman would ever involve herself with this POS. He’s vile.
she isn’t a angel either, she used her last boyfriend Nick to break into drag racing, I’m sure she’s using him for something else too. hope he’s willing to put up with all her bad habits like the last boyfriend was