Before I even begin, I would like to thank Bedhead for allowing me to “steal” her man for a brief moment. These are photos from last night’s Fox Upfronts, which is where all of Fox and FX’s biggest stars come together to pose for photos and shill their TV shows to the press. A surprising number of hut dudes were there, so let’s make this a “Who would you rather?” deal. The rules: you have to choose one main dude as your ultimate “#1 Bone” and then you can pick one back-up dong. Your first selection: Bedhead’s boyfriend Timothy Olyphant. Olyphant was there because of Justified, which just got renewed for its fifth season. Justified is like the little engine that could – I think FX just shows Justified so much love, which is nice. As for Olyphant… I’m not into it. His hair is gross and he looks kind of wasted. He’s still hot, but he’s not my #1. Maybe a backup-dong contender.

Charlie Hunnam, who was there because of Sons of Anarchy (another FX show). Charlie looked GOOD. But his flesh-beard was back. He’s a contender for my backup.

I suspect Walton Goggins is Bedhead’s back-up dong. She loves him, and really – he seems like a cool dude. He’s a scene-stealer and he’s attractive in a weird way.

Is anyone into Matthew Rhys? He’s on The Americans now (playing a Russian who is playing an American) and he’s getting good reviews. I used to like him a lot, but my crush has waned.

Hola Demian Bichir. Mi amor! So… yeah, Demian is my #1. This man is HOT.

Photos courtesy of WENN.