Michael Fassbender might be getting down with Rosario Dawson. Eh. I don’t hate it, but I don’t love it either. I simply accept it. [LaineyGossip]
Ciara, what are you doing?! [Go Fug Yourself]
Matthew Weiner discusses the year ahead for Fat Betty. [Jezebel]
Amber Portwood hasn’t seen her daughter in a long time. [Starcasm]
George R.R. Martin is a “feminist at heart”. I believe it. [The Frisky]
Victoria Justice in short, rolled-up jean shorts. Ugh. [Popoholic]
Justin Bieber’s pickup lines are what you’d expect. [Celebslam]
Tom Daley (the British Olympian) got a piglet! [OMG Blog]
Jimmy Fallon & Jay Leno’s parody that everyone is discussing. [Bitten & Bound]
Molly Ringwald doesn’t look Botoxy, which is a small relief. [Yeeeah]
Lana Del Rey covered Leonard Cohen. [PopBytes]
There will be no Brad Pitt & Michael Fassbender at Cannes?! NO. [Wonderwall]
Khloe Kardashian flashed her Spanx. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Orlando Bloom will star in ‘Romeo & Juliet’ on Broadway. [Limelife]
Sarah Jessica Parker, out and about with her daughters. [Life & Style]
Could this Paris Hilton photo be any more awkward? [Hollywood Rag]
World War Z has a political message, of course. [The Loop]
I doubt it. I think Fassy just likes to sample the goods.
He’s a dabbler.
But they would make a great couple! I found Zoe Kravitz sweet, but too young for him. And somehow I thought there wasn’t chemistry with Nicole Beharie (didn’t watch the movie though). But I really like the idea of Rosario and him being a couple.
@Liv: I agree with you.
Others thinking they did or did not have chemistry is irrelevant to the fact that they quite clearly had at least that. Something kept them together for over a year,
On the subject of Rosario . . . she’s mostly harmless.
Nope! Can’t say I accept, endorse or co-sign a Fassbender/Dawson alliance! lol. Maybe Zoe or Kerry or Naomie. *heavy sighs*
I can see this happening? She is Way closer to his usual type than say Charlize Theron or Jennifer Lawrence.
But who knows if it’s real?
Hmm personally I want to see Michael and Charlize get together.
Well, I wanna marry a billionaire but that ain’t gonna happen, either, honey. Keep dreaming, tho. Cuz that’s the only place it’s gonna occur.
I’ve liked Dawson ever since she played the badass girl in “Death Wish” with Kurt Russell. I’ve never understood the appeal of Fassbender though.
I thought she was the best thing about the RENT movie. She has musical talent. A great dancer too.
I think you mean Death Proof. Love that movie, and love Rosario in it!
Death Proof, thank you. The first half of the movie was crap but the second half with Dawson almost made up for the godawful first half.
Why does Michael Fassbender keep getting involved with all these C List actresses who are just using him to help their careers? I guess that ugly old British director she was sleeping with didn’t get her the roles she wanted.Ugh,Michael you look worse and worse every week.Maybe he should quit smoking.
Dawson may not be a huge star but she has actual talent. I doubt she would need to use him. I’m not sure why her acting career isn’t bigger. She has acting skill.
She’s said in interviews that because of her color, it’s hard for her to get gigs. Also, she’s been told she’s too fat.
Ehhh…….I don’t buy. If they were spotted together, than I see this as a business meeting only. Or maybe cool friends.
Two days in a row in his neighborhood?
She’s too good for him.
+1.
that is very true… but i always approve of good consensual adult times being had by all 🙂
Holy shit, he needs to eat a sammich.
I would kill for his figure.
I think most women would be happy to have the same waist measurements as him.
I don’t like it and I have no particular reason.
In response to an earlier comment, Danny Boyle isn’t ugly; he’s older, but that doesn’t mean ugly, and he’s a gifted director involved in interesting things–maybe that’s what she liked about him, do you suppose? And Rosario is a skilled working actor, not a “C-list” climber; how demeaning.
That’s what I said. Dawson came from nothing and has talent in both acting in music. She’s a gem.
It’s amazing some of the vapid attention seekers who get praised while actual quality women like Dawson get overlooked.
Actually, I saw a video of her, singing with Jeremy Renner, and she was good. I recently saw a movie with her on netflix(cannot remember the title) and she was good in it.
+1 Totally agree with everything you said here.
Just because she’s not A-list means she’s a desperate climber. oh okay.
I actually think she could do better than Fassbender.
she also seems way cool in real life, to me anyway. she always seemed genuine, down to earth, etc… i can see them playin it cool together 🙂
I hope she has the number to the local VD clinic.
I have friends who work in the industry and Dawson always gets name checked as one of the few genuinely lovely actresses working today.
yep that’s right. A friend of mine worked with her on the Alexander movie in morocco, and when she had issues with the accomodation Rosario offered that she shares the room with her!
I like this pairing. Sorry Kaiser.
Ciara..ummm?
That pic of Paris Hilton & Hef is so hilarious. I feel we should do a “Caption This” type contest
Dawson bothers me – I don’t know why, she just does.
She always plays herself in movies, I don’t see a lot of talent there. Flesh on display yes, talent no. No matter who she’s playing I always know it’s Rosario freakin’ Dawson.
Maybe that’s why she’s not a bigger star.
That said, as for her and Fass, why the hell not. They seem like the sort of couple the paps like.
She bothers me too for this exact reason. I always feel like I’m watching Rosario and not a character.
….. its been everywhere……….
Of course World War Z has a political message. If you read the book, Max Brooks hits the nail with his political predictions. It explores a lot of socioeconomic issues as well (for instance, CEOs aren’t as useful in the post-apocalyptic world as their skills are useless, compared to a plumber for instance. So CEOs are more likely to be ‘sacrificed’ than say plumbers, nurses, etc).
This saddens me…why are we Fassey-bashing today? 🙁
Right? I’m a Fassy lover. I come to his posts here for laughs and pick-up-Fassbender lines, from Kaiser and the comments…Why no love today, you guys?
Also, I really like Dawson, but I will accept Michael Fassbender with no one…unless it’s me 😉
It’s Fassy’s birthday today. In honor of that, could all the naysayers manage to lay off for one day? You can all go in a chatroom somewhere and feed each other the same tired old lines you always post.
It’s his birthday and Kaiser didn’t write thread only about him. Times have changed indeed…
THANK YOU, ladies. It must be the Hiddlestans and Cumberbitches all up in here or something.
That’s why I’m not over here as much. He’s beyond looks and I’m not interested in who he’s seeing until he says something. I just need to see his work…like now. Happy B’day Fass.
I doubt it. She’s too close to his age, and too famous and talented in her own right. Fassbender seems to me the type of guy who prefers women who are much younger and less accomplished than him, but because everyone here has the hots for him, it’s rarely remarked upon.
I hear you. Despite what he’s said before, I honestly don’t think his ego could handle someone who’s as (or nearly as) big as he is. I wouldn’t at all be surprised if they’re smashing, but I don’t know if he’d take it further. Besides, didn’t she just get out of the relationship with Danny Boyle last week or something? Oh well, if something more than a fling (or a movie) does come out of this, it might mean he’s finally growing up. Awwwww…..
It saddens me that you guys don’t think Nicole Beharie is talented. She went to Juilliard and received the Robin Williams scholarship-the first recipient to get it by unanimous voted. I urge you to check out her work and hope y’all change your minds-start with “American Violet”.
Rosario Dawson is pretty solid as well but I’d still chose Nicole’s work over Rosario’s.
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I think Nicole’s got a great resume. If she was just a vapid fameseeker, she’d have moved to London and basically house-sat for him, but she stayed in NYC to keep working on her career. However, in terms of fame and recognition, she’s nowhere near him at this point.
My take on Fassbender is that he likes them feisty, bright, young, and talented, but if/when they start to mature and really develop their own way of thinking, it becomes a bit too much for him and he bails.
I never said Nicole wasn’t talented (I haven’t seen any of her work so can’t comment). What I said is that Fassbender seems to prefer women who are much younger and less famous than him. Like I said, because he’s supposedly hot and not your typical Hollywood star, he seems to get a pass on his rather stereotypical ‘movie star’ dating behaviour.
Did anyone see that April Fool blind item yesterday?
I actually fell for it until it dawned on me last night what the date was.
Kinda funny.
Wow. I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t find Fass attractive AT ALL.
Move over. I don’t think he’s attractive either.
I don’t get it either, he does nothing for me. She however looks the best she has ever looked in those photos.
Jeez Im still so upset I missed GRRM’s lecture at College Station a couple of weeks ago. My lovely other half deemed me “too pregnant(eyeroll)” to make the drive and wait in line to meet him and get his autograph then wait in line some more to get into the lecturehall and listen to him though I totally could’ve done it! Hopefully there will be another opportunity…I can only hope.
Can’t hate, she’s awesome.
I like him a lot but she can do better in my opinion. They always call women sluts but Fassbender is the biggest ho of them all. Sorry but guys can be used up too.
Hottest celeb sex video of all time? I think these two have it in them to do that for us.
You said Rosario Dawson and I thought thandie newton….isnt newton dating Danny Boyle? Anyways thandie newton and fassbender should get together.
Thandie has been married to the same man since Jesus was a boy. They have children together. So, no, to her and Fassy.
I love Fassy but SHE can do much better! Although they would make one HOT couple and she matches/surpasses him looks wise so that’s a plus for Fassy! If they are together it’s a definite upgrade, she’s talented and beautiful.
Talented and beautiful, yes. And so is his ex. You tried it, though. 🙂
@Gimma You sound kind of superficial. Though not conventionally attractive, Nicole is not ugly and it’s not all about looks. Nothing wrong with “upgrading” either. Besides lots of women date guys who are not as attractive as them… I say more power to Michael.
Awww, you two are cute 🙂
Awww I wanted to see them all in Cannes..but I think the movie be at TIFF so I have that to hope for.
I really don’t care about who he is dating. Not a Fassfangirl. So get it wherever he wants too.
Ciara – Is that… a cape? It looks like when little kids play ‘superhero’ & tie bed sheets around their neck for a ‘cape’.
Amber P – This is so sad. Gary is BSing reasons so he won’t have to take Leah to prison. But he hadn’t even offered to do a video visitation, which isn’t fair at all, not to Amber OR Leah.
Victoria J – Short shorts + boots = Leann Rimes. Avoid it.
Justin B – I know that’d have my pants on floor.
Tom Daly Piglet – OMFG look at him!! he doesn’t even look real, like a stuffed animal! I just want to put him in my jacket & steal him. Ridiculously cute! I wonder how big they get?
Paris – She looks like “Eww, he’s touching me, grossss xD
They’re both gorgeous in their own right and talented, plus, she’s funny: I like it.
Holy crap- Are those Leno and Fallon’s real singing voices?
Zombie movies have historically had political subtexts/served as social commentary:
http://dailyanarchist.com/2013/01/21/political-message-of-the-rising-zombie/
This man has a type and you have to have some colour to really get his attention! lol
Damn. That throws me right off the possibilities list >_< I have to assume that while 'orange' is a 'color', it wouldn't be what he was looking for, so no tanner could help xD
They would make a beautiful couple but these celebrites break up as soon as the promotion of their movie is over.