Tomorrow, Christina Aguilera is set to give an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Wow, I can’t wait! Hold up, yeah I can… I have no tv.
Anyway, the topic of her marriage to Bratman comes up and she talks about how Sunday is considered their *special day*.
“You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up,” says Aguilera, who married Bratman in November 2005. So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. “We do everything naked. We cook naked.”
Did anyone else have the dry heaves?
So I guess if anyone bothers visiting the Aguileras on a Sunday and they lean forever on the doorbell, they can safely assume Christina and Fugly Hubby Bratman are there– forget about Sunday Mass, it’s quiche florentine time!
I’m going to go drink now and erase this from my mind.
Oh yeah, it’s also Ellen’s 600th Show so why the hell are they using Christina Aguilera instead of someone good?
Picture note by Celebitchy: Aguilera and her husband are shown out at a restaurant on 1/31. Pictures from Gossip Rocks.
this news is nearly 2 years old!!!! how the hell is it news!!
She is repeating it again to get headlines. We did report on it earlier, but she’s bringing it up again. I doubt she even does this, it’s just something that will bring her press.
ewww!~ why the hell would someone want to cook naked? Did you hear about the porn star who cooked naked and burned her nipple on a hot pot? The whole thing got burned off. She vowed never to cook naked again.
Naked in the shower and bed, okay. Naked in the kitchen, now that can be injurious to your health.
“Did you hear about the porn star who cooked naked and burned her nipple on a hot pot? The whole thing got burned off. She vowed never to cook naked again.”–LOL! Isn’t it also called “good naked” and “bad naked” (Seinfeld)? You know, good naked when you sit and brush your hair, bad naked when you need to squat to open a jar? Anyway.. when I saw this being recycled again, I thought of Christina’s alleged marital problems.. when a couple starts giving tips on how to spice up one’s marriage, I start counting days to their break up. Works without fail.
Ew, so she swore off cooking naked instead of swearing off hot pots? What kind of porn star is she anyway? Sheesh. 😉 BTW, her only having one nipple, that could be a “hot” selling “point”. Okay that was cheesy, sorry.