‘The new Bling Ring trailer features Lindsay Lohan’s best performance ever’ links

Emma Watson is the queen bee in the new Bling Ring trailer. I agree that it’s hard to tell how well she’s acting here. Lindsay Lohan does great though! [Dlisted]
Scarlett Johansson‘s Black Widow discovered the flat iron. Noooo. [LaineyGossip]
Diane Keaton reveals secrets of tantric sex. Totally TMI. [Buzzfeed]
Penelope Austin‘s drapes nearly reveal her curtains. [Go Fug Yourself]
Gisele Bundchen & Vivian head out of LAX airport. [Pop Sugar]
Bite me, Zach Braff. Go fund your own movie. [Pajiba]
Kate Upton won’t lie — she gets hit on a lot. [A Socialite Life]
Guiliana Rancic looks forward to first Mother’s Day. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Gwen Stefani never leaves home without her red lipstick. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Alison Sweeney shows off her weight loss in Shape. [ICYDK]
Adele & Barbara Streisand exchange cooking tips? Excellent. [Evil Beet]
Wearing a kilt raises sperm count. That’s why Ewan McGregor is so virile. [Jezebel]
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino films his own reality show. [CDAN]
Bethenny Frankel & Jason Hoppy ordered to a parental evaluator. [Starcasm]
Ashley Tisdale posts her perfect bikini shots on Twitter. [Popoholic]
Snoop Lion says that Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth are so over. [IDLYITW]
Heidi Klum is starting a new t-shirt line with her kids. [Wonderwall]

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Emma Watson

Emma Watson

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  1. mogul says:

    Looks nice, i think that i’ll watch it when it comes out.

  2. HotPockets says:

    This doesn’t look like a good movie.. It seems budget, like an original made for televion movie, some crap MTV would release.

    Most importantly, anything they stole from la Lohan, she stole first, so is it technically stealing at that point?

    • F5 says:

      It does look lame.. I still think original sociopath girls are gorgeous while these actresses look bland. Emma has a Reese chin going on, maybe it will be used as a weapon in the movie.

    • Summer says:

      people will go and see it just because of Emma. *sigh*

    • Ally8 says:

      Ugh, agree. So budget. As though someone crossed The Hills + The Social Network + Shattered Glass.

      Sofia Coppola really needs to start mining another subject. This fascination with dreamy airheads is past her best by date.

    • Gossip Garl says:

      Dont give CokeHan an idea to sue somebody over ‘stealing’ her mishaps..

  3. Anna says:

    Ems is the best. I just love her so much – and love SO many things about her. I am glad she’s branching out in terms of roles without the need to get completely trashy. I’ll probably watch this on video but I will DEFINITELY watch this. <3 Hermione!

    • PatsGirl says:

      I completely disagree. She is one one of the worst and overrated actresses around. Her most prestigious award has been an MTV ‘Trailblazer award”. What a joke.

      She is NOT Hermione and people need to remember that Hermione is a CHARACTER and Emma just played her (awfully… as I might add)

      She (rightly) gets a lot of hate.

      http://itsemmawatsonbitch.tumblr.com/

      Even notorious celebrity ass kisser Lainey pointed out her diva antics while the Harry Potter kids were promoting the last movie by not showing up to press engagements and just plain being a crusty bitch. I hope this movie bombs and then she can go away forever.

      • Esti says:

        I don’t really get what these hate tumblrs are supposed to be showing. One time she said she didn’t want to get typecast as a high school student, and then some other time she said she was excited about playing an American high school student? She once said she’d always wanted to cut her hair, and then some other time she said she decided to cut it after talking to a co-star?

        People don’t have to like her, that’s cool. But if that’s the material you’re working with when you try to slam her, I’d say she’s doing pretty well by young actress standards.

      • Merritt says:

        The only people who put enough energy into hating her, are immature. Years ago, people criticized her for wearing the same shirts more than once. Now they criticize her for buying some expensive clothes.

        The tumblr you linked to, is using James Franco’s opinion as evidence of supposed diva behavior. that in and of itself is eye-roll worthy.

      • Leen says:

        One of my friends went to boarding school with her and I’ve only heard good things about Emma. So I have to disagree with you, I don’t know why she gets a lot of hate. Personally, I don’t have strong feelings towards her.

      • NerdMomma says:

        PatsGirl, Anna was clearly saying Hermione tongue-in-cheek. Geez.

        Anna, I’m with you. I’ll wait for this to come out on video, but it looks like a fun movie and I have a girl-crush on Emma!

      • Anna says:

        Thank you, @NerdMomma! Exactly!

  4. Skins says:

    This could be the Oscar that she has been waiting for

  5. Melissa says:

    Bedhead – it should say that wearing a kilt increases, not lowers, a guy’s sperm count.

    I would love it if my husband would wear one for me!

  6. Amelia says:

    I know it’s Coppola, but this film looks so crap.
    And how on earth does wearing a kilt lower sperm count!? Surely more room and a carefree breeze amongst your danglers is better than strangling them in tighty whiteys?
    I’m so glad to be a girl. We’re so much more compact.

  7. Agnes says:

    This seems very much like a TV movie. Weird.

  8. Nanz says:

    If you watched “Pretty Wild,” which I am ashamed to admit that I did, then you know Emma’s Alexis Neiers voice/accent is spot on. Amazing. I didn’t think I would see this movie, but I texted my high school BFF last night and asked her to be my date. I can’t imagine seeing it with anyone else. =)

    • Katija says:

      I recently marathoned the whole series (9 episodes, not that hard.) O…M…F…G… that is seriously one KILLER impression. And Leslie Mann is predictably nailin’ their insane mother. If she says anything about “The Secret,” I think the whole theater will hear my laughing.

      • Nanz says:

        Totally. Now I HAVE TO see it. I imagine my obsession with this tv show (and now the movie) is something akin to a heroine addiction. IDK.

    • elo says:

      Exactly this! That is the whole reason I wanted to comment. She got her nasally rich bitch whine just exactly right.

  9. gee says:

    The trailer for Bling Ring looks really good. I actually want to see this.

  10. This looks sooo good! God I love Sophia Coppola.

  11. kdlaf says:

    A lot of blogs have been questioning Emma’s acting in this movie. However, if youve ever watched Pretty Wild or seen Alexis Niers (the person she is portraying) you will see that she is SPOT ON. Im sure this wont be a masterpiece but I look forward to seeing it for sure.

    • Relli says:

      IKR, I want to rob.

    • littlestar says:

      I’ve never seen this Alexis girl speak in person, but even I assumed that Emma Watson was going for the whole valley girl/airhead accent and persona (a Paris Hilton type persona). I think I’m going to see it – it looks trashy and fun! Lol.

      • Katija says:

        It’s worth watching a clip of “Pretty Wild” on YouTube just to see how phenomenal her accent is. It’s “scarily” spot-on.

      • Amelia says:

        Really?
        I Youtubed a clip of the three sisters appearing on Chelsea Lately (*barfs*) and it didn’t seem remarkably accurate.
        Maybe I need to watch another clip, but from what I saw I couldn’t hear an uncanny resemblance.
        *runs back to youtube to check*

    • Izzy says:

      I watched part of one episode of the show once. I had to stop before my eyes and ears started to bleed, but Emma Watson got the Niers girl’s nasally, whiny, bubble-headed speak down perfectly.

  12. neelyo says:

    Wasn’t there a made for TV Lifetime version of this story about a year ago?

  13. Lenna says:

    Emma Watson actually tweeted a week or so ago not to be fooled by the media and the way the movie is being marketed, she’s not the lead..she refers to herself as 3rd/4th down the list.

    And I love a man in a kilt

  14. Happy21 says:

    Re: Alison Sweeney link…

    Don’t get me wrong. She looks amazing and I find her beautiful both inside and out; however, she was on the cover of Good Housekeeping a couple of months ago as well and both magazines made it seem like it was *gasp* like awful to be a size 12. I found it brutal. A size 12 isn’t even a plus size. I guess in her industry being a 12 is considered ‘heavy’ but they could easily make mention of that instead they say she “ballooned” to a size 12 (the good housekeeping article).

    Anyways I just thought I’d throw my 2 cents in there. LOL, also she has very short, stubby fingers… 🙂

    And does anyone else thing she had a breast reduction at some point? Her knockers were always HUGE and now not so much. I don’t think she could have lost that much by just dropping 30 pounds…10 of those would have been boobs alone!

    Re: The Bling Ring…I want to see it. I think it looks fun.

  15. Jordan says:

    It very much resembles a made for TV movie….MTV or Lifetime original movie. I like Emma Watson but she’s not a strong actress. I was cringing, actually.

  16. Samigirl says:

    Is it her best performance because she’s hardly in it? Or did I miss something?

    • Izzy says:

      Samigirl, I had the same reaction when I saw the headline – I had no idea The Cracken was in this movie! Then I watched the trailer. The Cracken only appears in the movie in cracked out photos and crackie paparazzi footage. So the headline here on CB is very tongue-in-cheek. Also it’s very accurate, and VERY funny!

  17. littlestar says:

    Wow, Emma Watson seems completely different here than in anything else I’ve seen her in! The valley girl voice was pretty good, imo. It looks like she might do a pretty good job in this movie. I’m intrigued enough that I might go and see it too when it comes out.

  18. apsutter says:

    I’ll be watching this!

  19. CG says:

    She’s not the queen bee.

  20. I'm Gonna Leave Soon says:

    In the featured links, the cat on the roomba is funny.

    My cat would not let me put him in a costume let alone ride around on a roomba.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Any one of my cats would sooner shank me than deign to wear a costume or go anywhere NEAR a vacuum, no matter the make or model.

      The duck, however, would be toast.

  21. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    She’s a cute girl, but she can’t act. She should go back to college. Or, I’m waiting for her to style herself as a “fashion icon” and start her own clothing line. Still, that would be better than having to watch her “act.”

    And the trailer makes the movie look like crap. Either the movie is crap, or some producer hired his no-talent second cousin to put the trailer together.

  22. skuddles says:

    You gotta love Snoop 🙂 I can’t speak for her but… but yeah, she got dumped. I totally believe him too.

  23. the original bellaluna says:

    I’ve not seen any of the “Before” movies, but I am actively seeking them out now! Links, friends?

  24. andrea says:

    Haha Diane is hilarious

  25. Danskins says:

    Love Diane – what a hilarious interview!