Cisco Adler reveals how surprisingly well California medical grade chronic helps you cope with personal scandals. He says it’s not true that he and Mischa broke up over those pictures of him showing his gigantic balls that got out when the Paris Exposed stuff was released. It might have bothered him, you know, yesterday or whatever, but today he figures those pictures were taken in 2001 and he’s proud of what God gave him. Mischa wasn’t thrilled of course, but they’re still together according to their reps:
But that’s not to say that Barton, 21, was thrilled when the revealing picture emerged on the Web site ParisExposed.com – a situation that Adler, 28, refers to as “Ballgate” in a new interview.
“Mischa wasn’t too excited, to say the least,” Adler tells the New York Observer in Wednesday’s issue. “I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I’m gonna try to keep my pants on from now on.”
In addition to the photo, ParisExposed.com displayed other items belonging to Paris Hilton that had been obtained when the contents of a storage unit she’d rented were auctioned off. (After Hilton, 25, sued the site’s owners, a judge ordered it to be temporarily shut down.)
“Paris’ s— got stolen, and somehow she had a picture of me naked in there,” Adler explains to the Observer. “That’s Paris Hilton to you.”
But Adler himself is unfazed. “I think it’s pretty rock ‘n’ roll. You know, if it was like yesterday I would’ve freaked out, but then I looked at the picture and I was like, ‘Oh, that’s from like 2001. Whatever.’ “
I have a newfound respect for the guy after reading his quotes. He kind of deserves to be a psuedo-celebrity known more for dating a TV star than making music, because he sounds moderately intelligent, albeit true to type. His quotes make him seem like a cool guy. He must have just found a new medical clinic willing to fill his prescriptions, because the one he was frequenting is getting investigated by the feds. If he says this shit would have bothered him yesterday, that’s probably why.
Wait – I just looked at those pictures again. That’s not Rock ‘n Roll, that’s asanine.
And this is the type of white guy the Hollywood hotties are giving there pretty and pink 2? 1st the Big GreasyBear and now this “Nut Job”. . . And the world makes it out like BlackGuys are the worst. What a backwards world we live in. Peace&Love
That dude has some LOW hanging fruit!
dude needs a scrotoplasty
What’s the point of being a beautiful, rich young celebrity if you’re gonna fuck something that ugly. I was sleeping with a guy 100X hotter than that when I worked for Kmart.
Wow, what an offensive, naive and shallow comment. I probably wouldn’t cross the road to bother spitting on your ‘hot’ ex Randi. Sex appeal is very subjective. Some chicks (usually the type who are a little deeper than Kmart) dig brains and talent over superficial externalities.
tards with nards.
oh, someone please thank paris for making this loser’s nutsack famous.
Wow, what an offensive, naive and shallow comment. I probably wouldn’t cross the road to bother spitting on your ‘hot’ ex Randi. Sex appeal is very subjective. Some chicks (usually the type who are a little deeper than Kmart) dig brains and talent over superficial externalities.
sickofshallowidiots | 02.08.07 – 10:41 pm | #
I see humour is completely lost on you. If you are truly ‘sick of shallow idiots’ why are you surfing entertainment sites? Also, why are you jumping to the defense of a talentless (yes talentless) rich boy while remaining silent about all the comments made about female celebrities’ appearance?