The condescension and judgment are thick in this National Enquirer story. I’m not saying that the meat of the story isn’t true, it’s just that the “source” is a real bitch while interpreting what went down. So, the basic gist is that Anne Hathaway is a terrible pothead. She’s terrible because she’s a pothead and she doesn’t want anyone to know that she’s a terrible pothead, so she puts herself out there like a hyperactive theater geek/princess. The Enquirer got a glimpse of some photographs of Anne during her honeymoon last year, and it seems like she spent her entire honeymoon stoned out of her skull, eating lots of food, not wearing makeup, and draped on some man who was not her new husband. Is anyone else thinking that this story makes Anne sound a lot cooler?
Anne Hathaway is caught up in an eye-popping drug shocker! In a series of bombshell photographs seen by the Enquirer, Anne smokes what looks like a huge hand-rolled marijuana cigarette during her honeymoon last October. Anne also drapes herself over another man and shows off a mouthful of partially chewed food in the career-shaking pictures.
“In one photo Anne is seen puffing on what appears to be a massive marijuana blunt with her arms wrapped around an unidentified man,” a source who say the photos told The Enquirer. “The guy is red-eyed and laughing and they’re both wearing Mardi Gras beads. It’s clear they’re having a great time partying.”
Another photos shows a droopy-eyed Anne sitting at a dinner table holding a joint, and with a huge glass of white wine in front of her.
“Anne isn’t wearing any makeup, her eyes are red and her pupils are dilated and glassy… she looks like she’s been partying… although she likes to project a goody-goody image, these photos are not at all what you’d expect from the prim and proper person Anne tries to portray in public life.”
Friends worry about the influence of husband Adam Shulman.
“He has a degree in theater and resents that he can’t get a break while Anne and their mutual friends are so successful. He’s a terribly unhappy and troubled guy. Everyone’s hoping Anne will ditch him.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I’m not worried about the pot. At all. If she wants to smoke a blunt on her honeymoon (or any other time), God bless. I’m not worried about the eating. If she wants to eat, God bless. I’m not worried about her projection of one goody-goody image while simultaneously being a terrible pothead who eats solid food in her private life. All of that is fine with me. But I do think it’s weird that she was draped all over some random dude on her honeymoon. And I do worry that Adam Shulman is… well, something is bugging me, I can’t put my finger on it. I don’t trust dudes in skinny jeans. And at the end of the day, I think Annie just settled. I think she wanted to get married, and she said yes to the first dude who asked her (much like Kim Kardashian’s predicament).
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
That first pic’s hilarious, he looks like he wants to punch her.
I’ve never really bought their ‘romance’. I thought it was a PR thing to salvage her image after her ex went to jail. I wouldn’t be surprised if she continued seeing her ex.
+1.
Do you remember when Anne was dating that fake Italian count, who went to jail Will a European rag mag , had published pictures of them on a yacht and it was very obvious that Anne was giving him head in the pictures, out in the open on deck with a waiter / server whatever he was , close enough that if he turned his head could watch
I really don’t think you can make it in Hollywood if you aren’t a slut and freaky and that’s why Blake Or Scarlett doesn’t matter which celebrity, it could anyone of them of nude pictures taken of them and text them, you wouldn’t be accepted in the inner circle and like high school it the cool kids think your not willing to play you can’t become part of the group.
LOL’d to that comment. so funny.
Yep. I also assumed the timing for that marriage was very much dictated by her Oscar campaign.
I’m thinking they are probably friends and they both needed marriage in that moment, so they just scheduled it.
As for the weed issue: I do take a bit more offence on that, but I’m an old fashioned b*tch. Slightly related: I do wonder, since she was rumoured to be a giant coke-head back in college, if coke was part of her Fantine weight loss system.
There was a Blind and the consensus was it was definitely about these two and it intimated he’s gay, she knows, doesn’t care, was tired of the “dating game” and the pressure to find someone so this was easier. Also, the ex scandal was pretty bad and I forgot about it ’til now so her plan kinda worked, lol.
Lol, did not notice it myself, but that is hilarious!
Also I don’t trust any man who shares a clothes closet with his wife. They did switch jackets right?
too funny!!!
I’ve said it before and I will say it again, damn it. That husband of hers is a beard. There is no way the two of them are having sex together.
Just think in a few more years pot will not be that big of a deal. It will be the addiction to cigs that celebs try to hide from the public like Jennifer Anniston is doing now.
if only that day were today, I’d be a lot happier at lunch time..
Maybe she’s our generations Liza.
Word. no sex.
He’d have to put his clutch down first if he were to take a swing at her.
OMG– I just spit my coffee… the images of the Closeted Skinny Jean Man Whacking Someone With A Clutch…
Nice one! I’m going to have that image in my head all day.
That 1st photo with her husband… His legs look like toothpicks and that coat like it’s really for a 12 year old girl.
Seriously, he’s so teeny! My legs are bigger than his and that ain’t right, lol.
Right now, Anne is at her thinnest when it comes to her weight, she didn’t really gain back weight after she lost it for Fantine, and her husband’s thighs look twice as thin as hers? ummmm NO. Not hot at all.
He’s wearing a shirt under his jacket with his thick scarf tucked in and his waist STILL looks thinner than hers. No wonder she went vegan.
I really don’t get the straight vibe from him at all. His clutch screams Fabbbbbulooouss!
Also, I didn’t know he was into acting. I thought he was supposed to be a jewelry designer. Is jewelry designer code for family money? Otherwise Anne better have a airtight pre-nup.
I just scrolled back to that first pic and GASPED! You are right, Anne is very thin, and he is half her size. Oh my.
i wants to see the pics because i can’t believe ….she eats
The body language and facial expressions in that first pic are…uncomfortable, to say the least.
he looks skinny
They’re hungry!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
PS learn how to exit a vehicle gracefully.
PPS go away now.
Her husband looks so fey in the first picture. Look how he’s carrying his murse, his jacket collar is turned up (the 1980’s called…) and his facial expression (pissy). heh.
Agreed…think her hubby gives off an air of “not quite right”. His purpose was probably at least two-fold IMO.
1) To silence the affair rumors with Dark Knight costar Christian Bale.
2) Def the Oscar campaign.
Think she had already put the taint of former bf Raffaelo Follieri in her rear view mirror, but who knows? Also agree with Kaiser that she wanted security and possibly kids, and therefore “settled” indeed.
He comes across as effeminate and maybe just a little peevish to me. These two, zero chemistry.
They have zero chemistry together. But I really love her haircut.
I love that top photo. He looks like her assistant carrying AnnE’s backup purse and she’s checking with him to make sure he made the reservation for her massage and facial.
I don’t want to sound bigoted, but he just seems so gay to me. Not saying this as a pejorative — he just pings my radar. They don’t seem like a couple at all. But eh, whatever works for her, I guess.
Anne has always been annoying to me, especially lately with the Oscar campaign. But she isn’t driving with a drunk husband or mouthing off to police officers, so she’s pretty harmless to me.
meh, read the article but I fail to see a problem with it. so she smokes and gets the munchies, big dayum deal.
as for the hanging on another dude, I wouldn’t be shocked if both of them was getting lovin’ outside the marriage.
Two tightly-wound neurotics – what an interesting combo these two seem to be. I guess they need those blunts.
Oi. The header photo is a tad cat out of the bag or unicorn out of the rainbow if you will, yes?
Lovey that
I’m all for Annie letting loose, the girl needs it. There is definitely something off about the husband though, I’ve had a strange ‘she can do better’ vibe from the moment they got together.
JOEPYYYYY, crumbling year of the cookies (CUTE, NOT!) I believe it.Thats why she is grumpy….she needs her doses.
The thing is, I’ve heard lesbian rumors about Anne since her days at college.
So if her husband is gay it wouldn’t come as a surprise. I personally think they’re bearding for each other.
Word.
I love her. She is annoying, but I still love her. And I hope she keeps her hair this length, it really suits her.
I don’t think he is wearing “skinny jeans”. He is just skinny and he is wearing jeans. That dude is tiny.
She can smoke all the dope she wants after the trashing she has taken in the past year. If Lawrence can do it and not get grief for it, so can she.
Why would this be “career shaking”?
right?
her snorting lines off a female striper’s front butt might cause a few eyebrows to be raised…
Because the tabs always take a 1950s attitude “reefer madness”
Reefer Madness ~ hee!
He pings hard for me ~ and I grew up in downtown Toronto!
Can’t WAIT to hear what their interpretation of the Reese Witherspoon crap is going to be if a woman on her honeymoon being photographed with one blunt, a glass of wine and showing off food in her mouth is their idea of ‘career-shaking’.
I love how her friends want her to dump HER HUSBAND. As if it’s so easy. Bunch of dimwits.
According to tabloids it is. You just ‘like’ the divorce page on facebook and bam! Single. It’s just that easy in the world of the Enquirer.
I thought the rumor was that he is gay and they are just best friends? So he wouldn’t mind, then, if she found a guy to flirt with or bang on their “honeymoon” aka fun vacation after fake wedding. This whole story makes me like her a lot more, so maybe it’s all a plant by her PR team.
Yes if it isn’t it should have been because it also makes me like her a lot more. How great is it to go on vacation, get baked, and eat good food? Sounds awesome to me right about now.
I may not buy their wedding vows but TBh I really don’t see her as the cheating type. (shrugs)
Blind Item on CDAN… if it’s them it would explain a lot.
she seems like she would be annoying to smoke with
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS.
Plus 2!!
I have always suspected weed was her vice. I also think the dude who went to jail is really the kind of guy she is attracted to and I would not be surprised if she was still kind of hung up on him. Her husband kind of gives me the willies. I don’t trust men who are skinnier than me. And I hate when men wear skinny jeans, especially white ones. And ratty sweaters. And greasy hair.
If weed is her vice than why is AnnE wound up so tight? I think she liked the life Rafaeli was providing just like models, salma Hayek and every other actress out there. Maybe they have their own millions but being around billions is even better. Anyway if she still wants that loser she will have to move to Italy because he was deported after his release from prison.
LOL Rafell did not provide the life styke Anne provide the vehicle for Rafell to enjoy it.
Lol awesome and yeah it does make her seem a lot more fun. I think we can all agree her husband is off.
Jeez, so what? The girl likes to get baked and have fun. I have yet to see Anne Hathaway how up stoned and sloppy at a public appearance, and she seems to have a good work ethic. I don’t really care how she spends her free time.
I would spark up a jay with Anne, I bet she gets happy and giggly.
Everybody needs to relax! This actually makes me like her a little bit! Lol! 😀
Her PR rep is working overtime to make sure people don’t forget about her.
LOL!…can you say PR PLANT?. Personally, I didn’t think Hathaway was the type to smoke a joint or two, but, if it’s true then good for her. I think that if it is true, though and has been all along that Hathaway kept it quiet because she thought she had to imagewise. However, her PR team has come to the rightful conclusion that smoking a joint is really not a big deal and actually will make Hathaway look cool…and that’s what she wants right now, to look cool not hyper and annoying/high strung.
Yeah, I think this is PR too. AnnE doesn’t want you to forget about AnnE, while still looking like AnnE is taking time off, and that AnnE is a cool chill girl. They saw how it didn’t hurt JLaw in the slightest.
Lots of coke rumors with AnnE. And I think she married this dude to talk about babies and get rid of the Christian Bale rumors.
LOL. Yeah, I don’t see her as a pothead – weed is too much of a relaxed, giggly drug. If she was into anything I’d imagine it would be more a cold, hyper control freaky drug like coke.
wrong casting in the devil wears prada?
Andy is completely wrong for the job. But she has something the rest of them don’t: she refuses to fail. To become the perfect assistant, Andy will need to make herself over in Miranda’s image. Soon, much to her boyfriend’s dismay, she can talk the talk, walk the walk and never again confuse Dolce with Gabbana. But the more of life she sees through Miranda’s eyes, the more she begins to grasp that Miranda’s world is a fabulous but lonely one–and that sometimes great success depends on great sacrifice. But at what cost?
Whoa I did not realize this dude was so friggin skinny. Esp. the legs…weird.
Totally. He should be the one munching Doritos all day.
Dear America, please stop smoking so much pot. You’re fucking up Mexico.
Yeah, her husband seems super lame.
If Ann(e) came out as a pothead, I would have had a gazillion times more respect for her. Oh well, she got her best supporting actress. I think her career has reached her high point. I really don’t believe there is anywhere else for her to go. She can’t carry a movie by herself.
Does anyone know if Adam is Jewish? The only reason I ask is that my impression of him is he was raised in a conservative Orthodox Jewish household who is gay but can never admit it to his family. So he married Ann(e), who has babies on the brain and would of course marry the first guy who asked. After she spits out a couple of kids, he’ll ask for a divorce and blame it on her Hollywood megalomania ego and then he will go quietly find himself a boyfriend but give the pretense of being a Manhattan bachelor. That guy sends my gaydar off in a big way. I know nothing about her husband so I could be very wrong.
yes, he’s Jewish.
something about schulman put me off too, i thought he was a jewelry designer?
he looks more suited for theater, ie: classical repetory where they do nothing but shakespear/classics..
maybe its my ehhh of blonde guys but he does seem off, like mean/spiteful in a way
Her hub is already tiny, yet wears his clothes, even his coat, 2 sizes too small. Not attractive. Plus, he always looks miserable in pics.
Of course something seems off – the man clearly married up and we can’t figure out how, and Anne hasn’t exactly demonstrated the best judgement in the past with her lovelife. She spent the entire awards season trying to belittle her own success as being secondary to her marriage. Ugh. The woman is gorgeous and while she may not be everyone’s cup of tea, any man would be lucky to even get to date her… now someone just needs to explain that to her.
Perhaps Anne’s affair is not love but part of her junky experience where the emotional high she gets from Adam is the adrellian rush from a fight or flight experience. If you shift carefully through what has not been purged by Anne’s handlers of Adams internet exposed life there is a sense of his having a violent nature. Did you know until it was purged Adam was an inch shorter then Anne, but if you look at all the current pictures he appears to be at least an inch taller. Some short people tend towards violence towards taller in a mistaken believe that it makes them equal. “Don’t pick on the small and weak.”
Marijuana is legal in my state, Washington. Now I don’t smoke or eat (lots of non-smokers go with that option) pot, but I certainly don’t judge people who do.
Think of Willie Nelson, dedicated smoker and composer of “Roll Me Up and Smoke Me When I Die”-who is cooler than Willie? The Old Dude is going on a concert tour at 80!
I also think that maybe smoking pot may otherwise keep her from expiring from anorexia. Also a good thing.
I think her hubby is kind of creepy, too. Too bad her former Italian lover ended up being a hard core con man. I think he was the THE ONE for her, but there are lines that must not be crossed.
Ah just what lines are those, tax evation or the fact that he took a load of money from the rich. Anne probably finked him out to get her drug charges buried. Then there is Adams history of bulling, illegal drug usage, thieft and just what about that running sown the bike rider in the bike lane; there is something fishy there.
First Reese, now AnnE. The fall of the hypocritical goody two shoes. I’m loving it.
There is no sex between AnnE and her Manorexic.
Who ever wrote this article for the enquirer is terribly mistaken. Weed dosent make ur eyes dialated. It makes ur eyes squint like u can see much cus ur kinda sleepy or tired. This person dosent know what they are talking about. So what if anne smokes, so what if anyone smokes weed. As long as it is just weed who gives a……
Common folks where is the story Anne has already admited to being a stoner back when she was dieting for the Catsuit in Batman. What was her aclaimed diet “Kale and DUST.” As for adam he’s had his picture with a bong plastered all over the internet. Finally is Adam gay? Did not Anne imply that, when she said, “she’e dated quite a few gays” which was made way into her current mellow fellow boy toy.
a few years ago a story came out saying anne was WILD at college and her management bought all the photos from her old friends because the management team planned for her to become a big star and wanted to buy them when she was less well known ie cheaper.
Anne Hathaweed!
Am I the only person who suspects Anne has more hidden in the closet than drug addiction?
Anne was caught snorting a pot? Doesn’t she know you can die instantly? Or teleport to homelessness from doing even just one pot?
I read somewhere (in a highly esteemed periodical like Scientific America, National Geographic or the National Enquirer… could’ve been The Watch Tower, can’t remember specifically) that a guy did, like, THREE pots and died when he tried to eat his own face. So true. Oh my Gawd you guys.
Pretty sure if the highly liberal geniuses of the Enquirer had a quick browse of Rihanna’s Instagram they’d choke.
Anne’s a bit neurotic. She fell apart when the Hathahaters got into her over her Oscar campaign. She should seek some advice from The Goop on how to remain blissfully clueless.