When CB sent me this link early this morning, I knew it was too early to sit down and really digest all of these Benedict Cumberbatch quotes. So I waited until I was ready, until I had prepared myself for The Batching. I would suggest you do the same. The Sun has declared Benedict to be their “Sexiest British Man of 2013” – it’s a title he won last year too, which only goes to show you that Cumberbitches are the new Twihards. We are fastidious. We are Sherlocked. We are legion. WE WILL BE HEARD. Cumby provided The Sun with an interview as well, and even though some of these quotes sound old, I do think it’s a new interview and Cumby just talks about the same stuff over and over. You can read the full piece here, and here are some highlights:
On his “Sexy” title: “I’m still processing this strange misperception. I suppose I’ll have to find a way to deal with the strain. I enjoy being considered handsome, even though I think it’s hysterical. Work-wise, it builds a momentum, which means I’ve got the most fantastic opportunities — or at least, doors open to prove myself at the next level, and that attention has been a huge help. As long as it helps me find good roles, my response is, ‘Bring it on!’”
Staying grounded: “You need to treat it as a great adventure. It can get quite overwhelming if you start really believing in your own press, good or bad, and you could go a little bit insane. As long as you’ve got those around you who are travelling with you spiritually or physically, whether it’s your other half or your friends and family, you’ve just got that base that’s making sure you are checking in with who you are and that they know you’re all right.”
Being recognized on the street: “It’s a very strange thing. You feel recognized, you feel people looking at you, there’s that whole aspect of it. Sort of being on display when you’re not professionally being asked to is very odd. Although it is part of the job so you kind of have to find a way of doing it.”
He has a period-piece look: “My look suits a period drama… although some have likened the shape of my head to that of Sid the sloth from Ice Age.”
He was going to be a lawyer: “My parents worked incredibly hard to give me a very privileged education so I could do anything but be as stupid as them and become an actor. Unfortunately I didn’t pay any attention, like a lot of children, to my parents’ wise words. I was learning to be a barrister, choosing my A-levels around potentially doing Oxbridge and all the rest of it. But then I encountered loads of other people on the same course who said it’s so much down to chance and luck. And I thought, ‘Well, why am I giving up on my primary dream of being an actor to work doubly hard to do something as an alternative to what I really still want to do?’”
Playing Sherlock: “When people stop you in the street and want to congratulate you on your work and express their joy at having seen you in the show you feel great. His appeal is universal. He’s the ultimate outsider hero. He’s a very difficult, odd entity. He’s got a God complex — he suspects he’s not human and therefore everyone else is just a letdown to him.”
Sherlock’s repressed sexuality: “He’s repressed his sexual drive and a lot of other things in his life, simply because he doesn’t want to waste his time. The man’s too busy to have sex — that’s really what it is. Not every man has a sex drive that needs to be attended to. Like a lot of things in his life where he’s purposely dehumanised himself, it’s to do with not wanting the stuff that is time-wasting, that’s messy. That goes for certain relationships as well as sexual intimacy. To the Victorian eye he’s an eccentric, but I think he has purposely repressed those things.”
How Sherlock changes in the third season: “It’s about him coming to terms with the fact that he can do a better job if he has a little bit of morality, feeling and emotion and to be able to play with those things without necessarily being taken over by them. What’s most interesting about him is that it’s all about the game. It’s very apparent in the books that his glee and his joy comes at the beginning of the case and when he’s solved it. The game is on, the hunt is on. He’s an animal on the scent.”
God, did anyone else get turned on when he talks about how repressed Sherlock is and how he’s like “an animal on the scent”? Sherlock is so sexy. But if Irene Adler couldn’t get into his pants, who could? Molly? I don’t think he would have sex with Molly. But they might make out at some point, which would be interesting. Also: “Not every man has a sex drive that needs to be attended to.” Mmm… I need to tend to HIS drive.
Photos courtesy of Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
An excellent choice. Because, after all, he is the thinking woman’s crumpet.
Keep your crumpet, Thinking Women. Me no like this!
hahaha! Sadly, then, you must perforce be excluded from the ranks of the intelligentsia that is the female readership of The Sun.
(I can’t believe I wrote that with a straight face).
Keep your crumpet, Thinking Women. Me no like!
Who cares?
No worries, Clutch!
Unlike Twihards/Beliebers, we won’t cyberstalk you and hunt you down until we convince you to love ‘im.
It just means more batch for us!
CRUMPET! My crumpet! My yummy buttery crumpet!
in my nitemares
Are none of you going to address this:
“I suppose I’ll have to find a way to deal with the strain.”
Where’s EsCon? She is either furiously writing down suggestions or has not regained consciousness yet.
I think she took him at his word, and is fashioning some kind of harness for him.
@Fanty & j.eyre,
All right, you caught me. Yes, I was unconscious for several hours. I had one of my blackouts, after trying to help Cumby with “the strain.” But Fanty, you’re going to have to take this damn harness back because I cannot handle being tangled up in it one more time.
And it’s not just me. Several of the more high-strung hedgehogs have developed emotional problems from getting skewered onto random woolen things. It’s much harder to get an apoplectic hedgehog extricated from a harness than we thought, at first.
It just hasn’t worked out at all. Those tiny sock-like attachments don’t fit, & I fear that Miss Eyre will have to throw all those sweet litle prototypes away & start over.
Must get back to the hedgehogs’ suite now, darlings, to see if I can get them settled down. I really may have to soundproof that room.
Ewwww…I don’t see it. Spooky looking eyes. Better looking Brits than him. They sure got it wrong.
You’ve obviously never heard his voice. Google “2012 Olympics introduction” with his name. Oh, baby. The sexiest, most insinuating voice since Alan Rickman.
@geylich
Agree, very beautiful and rich voice
No!!! He looks like a nerd in that top photo.
No no no
How can he be so amazingly hot in motion and so incredibly ugly in still photos? I think hearing his voice at the same time helps him look hotter.
Lol I feel the same, I think he is incredibly hot in motion and then I see still photos and I feel like I’ve just taken off my beer goggles!
Um…no.
Idris Elba would have been THE choice. I’m not sure what Benedict exudes, but it’s not sex appeal.
Exactly, I never got the whole Cumberbatch love. He looks like a lizard (sexy voice notwithstanding).
Ugly, ugly, ugly. His features creep me out.
YES YES YES. Idris Elba, and it’s not even a competition.
If I woke up next to this man’s face in the middle of the night, I would think I was having a nightmare. To me, he is the opposite of arousing, although I appreciate his cheeky sense of humor… (He does resemble Sid the sloth!)
No.
Hey OKitt – how are you holding up? Thoughts are still with you guys.
Let’s find a vacant thread and talk Girl with Pearl Earring – wow.
Also, did you ever see my Kandinsky question from eons back?
Hi Miss Eyre!
Funny you should mention this because I am currently fixated on my office window, staring at 3 choppers hovering over the courthouse. Assuming they’re taking the 3 new suspects in?
No, I never saw it!! So you loved the painting then yes? I was just at the San Fran MOMA and spent a good 20 minutes staring at a Rothko and another 20 being mesmerized by a Rauschenberg that I’ve only ever seen in pictures.
If I could live in the second floor of the SF MOMA I would.
Wait – just? Pearl Earring is across town at the DeYoung. I love everything about SF MOMA – the space, the neighborhood and exhibits. I love the upstairs but the catwalk terrifies me – too acrophobic. When I still had a real job, I planned several events there. The stipulations were difficult to get in but being there after hours was magical. I am familiar Rothko but not with Rauschenberg. I will have to ask Mr. Rochester about him (her?).
My Kandinsky question is this: we were at the Kandinsky exhibit at the Guggenheim 2-3 years ago. In one of the side rooms, there was a small canvas of his that was just a blue square. The lines of the square were not defined and I could not describe the blue but I was mesmerized. It may have been the most visceral effect a painting has ever had on me. It was painted during the time that Kandinsky was at Bauhaus with Klee and heavily influenced by him. Do you have any idea to what I am referring? None of the books in the gift shop had a reproduction and I cannot find anything like it online. I know a reproduction would not do it justice but I am convinced I would be able to remember what it felt like to look at it if I saw it again.
What? That’s where Girl is? Gah. I was just in SF last week visiting friends. I was going to SF MOMA specifically to see the Rothko and these Alphonse Mucha prints but we only really had time for the second floor and the Lebbeus Woods exhibit. Did you tell me that’s where the Vermeer was? Gah! I feel incredibly stupid now :/
Hmmm…was it “Accompanied Contrast”? Was it “just” blue squares?
I am so jealous that you got to have a real-life experience with a Kandinsky. There was a great Kandinsky in the Boston MFA’s collection that I had a brief love affair with in college…ah, I miss it 😉
I felt the same way about the Rothko. I took like 7 pictures of the painting but not one single photo could capture the depth of the colors of “No. 14”. The orange looked so washed out and bland but in person it just takes your breath away…
Sadly no, it is not that one. It was one blue square on this small canvas – not outline to define it. I will find it, obviously I am supposed to see it only at certain times in my life. That Guggenheim exhibit was extraordinary. I had no idea how much he grew as an artist throughout his life.
No, the fault is mine – I told you I saw Lady in Blue Reading a Letter at the Getty in LA, I didn’t know you were going to SF. I went to SF (Marin) the last week of March and realized I could not be so close to Pearl without going to see it. I was worried it would not live up to the hype but it does – she is captivating. There was a neat display with different examples of reproductions – like with her mouth closed – and it was fascinating to see how every little thing about her face is exactly how it should be. The altered reproductions were blah.
They are out on loan because they are renovating the Rijksmuseum.
FOUND IT!
http://www.wassilykandinsky.net/work-216.php
We were at a distance in a crowded side room and I never noticed the circular drawings. It actually is not that lost in reproduction – I am going to order a print of it.
A creep NO at that. Thank god I’m not the only one.
You know how everybody seems to think Bradley Cooper has serial killer eyes? No no. THESE are serial killer eyes.
I was feeling more of the Alien vibe.
I think we can conclude from this post and the last that British people have pretty poor taste. It also explains their teeth 😛
Aww, please don’t compare Cumberbitches to Twihards. Cumberbitches are (generally) way smarter and capable of rational thinking.
I like his attitude towards being named “Sexiet Man Alive”. And his “Sid the Sloth” comment cracked me up. And now I’m kinda sad because he seems like a cool guy deserving of the title, but when it comes to “sexiest women” lists, there’s no way his female counterpart would ever even make an appearance. Not when there are so many fakey, flakey flavors of the week to choose from. *Siiigh, societal standards.
Way to stereotype. Nice. I happen to be British, have perfect, straight white teeth, happen to think this guy is incredibly unattractive and Kristen Stewart can’t dress for shit.
Agree, especially on “capable of rational thinking”, in the sense that they use their brain before speaking/writing instead of their “exploded ovaries”. Lol
Love Cumberbatch and adored his “sid the sloth” reference. As far as his appeal, his personality/charisma/voice enhances his, admittedly, odd appearance.
Personally, I think that it is lovely that women can enjoy so many varities of man candy from the oddness of Cumberbatch to the beefcake of Charming Potato. Most men, unfortunately, get stuck and T&A. Makes me wonder why they (men) are usually categorized as the more “sexually-driven” of the sexes. They definitely are not, they are just the more visual.
Yes, Tulip Garden, yes! (And the last pic is my fave!)
Tulip Garden wrote: “Love Cumberbatch and adored his “sid the sloth” reference. As far as his appeal, his personality/charisma/voice enhances his, admittedly, odd appearance. Personally, I think that it is lovely that women can enjoy so many varities of man candy from the oddness of Cumberbatch to the beefcake of Charming Potato. Most men, unfortunately, get stuck and T&A. Makes me wonder why they (men) are usually categorized as the more “sexually-driven” of the sexes. They definitely are not, they are just the more visual.”
@ Tulip – Yes! Thank you for getting exactly what I meant. I’m not throwing all men under the bus, and I know that women are just as guilty of falling for a beefcake man (or a PR push, if you will), but it’s interesting that a … well, “unconventionally attractive” gentleman like Cumby can make a list like this for his intellect and charm, while most “hottest women” lists tend to feature the latest female who photographs well but doesn’t leave an imprint otherwise.
*before anyone jumps, I’m not saying all “hottest women” lists are like that, but it’s the norm, sadly.
TBH, also the immature teenagers of tumblr and ontd seem to fall only for the latest beefcake who photographs well.
Glad to see that I’m not alone in my thoughts!
All goes to the point of what the biggest sexual organ you have is…your brain, of course! If people (males esp.) get brainwashed into only being able to appreciate one kind of beauty, I find that sad…and limiting. My fantasies are peopled with vastly different men (size, shape, color, age intellectual ability, and background), I pity my male counterparts who stop at “big chest” and “great ass”!
Very well said. Thank you, Tulip Garden, for being so sensible! I appreciate your comment & agree that it’s great to have a wide scope & range in what we consider attractive. I’m surprised more people aren’t weary of so many people looking alike.
Cumby got the attention of so many ladies (not just on CB) by being a disarming blend of charm, personality, graciousness & wit. Yes, he is odd looking, & good for him. He doen’t look like everyone else. I appreciate the way he looks different in every photograph & in every role.
His voice is mesmerizing, but lots of people have nice voices. It’s his expressiveness & wit that made me notice him.
I quote Miss Jean Brodie: “For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like.”
Very well said, sis.
Huh? I won’t hate on this guy but have they not seen Tom Hardy or Henry Cavill? Henry almost made my eyes explodes in The Tudors.
He needs himself a man purse.
No. He’s funny and intelligent, but WTF? He’s no Tom Hardy.
Eh, I think my former hubby Hardy is better looking but Cumby is a hot ticket at the moment with STiD (*giggle*) coming out. Makes sense.
Sexiest extraterrestrial? Maybe.
Sexiest lizard? Possibly.
Sexiest cup of yogurt? I can see it.
Sexiest stale bread crumbs you find between your couch cushions? Makes sense to me.
Sexiest MAN? No.
HAHA! I love it! Bloody hilarious :’)
LOL
Hahahaha.
Like others said, what about Tom hardy? Henry Cavill? Idris Elba?
This title is a laughing stock like the one Jen Aniston got years ago… If you come to thing of it, I think he is the male version of Aniston with all the whining and saying he will have kids one day…
The Cumbiston!
think of it*
HARDY FTW.
My God…the puppy pics? Please. No contest.
Did y’all see last week how Tom, playfully, stole a pap’s bike and was riding around on it? I’ve never seen a man who is equal parts adorable and hot. He should have been higher on the list for sure.
@Marty: I did not know. How was it? Where did you see it?
He gives a perfect interview. You get a little bit of everything from him. But to echo the above, yes he looks so much hotter in motion and with the sherlock curls.
No, where’s David Gandy?
this
My thoughts exactly….David puts this guy to shame. He simply looks odd to me. Nothing special. David on the other hand….yummy!!
Just another case of showbiz PR taking an average looking person and trying to convince us he’s “hot” – like so many actors and actresses these days.
Apparently that tactic is a successful one as he already has a legion of rabid fans.
Not doing anything for me though.
I get that some people find him sexy. I get some people find him ugly. What I don’t get is how anyone could find him “average” looking!
Yes, in the sense that he’s the most interesting young British actor, IMHO at present (the sexiest is my boyfriend, lol)
No!
No. You can argue loopholes about his alleged good looks, but the man does not ooze sexy. He’s so…cardboard.
He’s spellbinding and says the most interesting things…but I kinda liked it when his hotness was more of a secret. All the same, it’s good for him and his career.
Eh. I would of picked Daniel Craig or Idris Elba.
wow…you’re right…..they are way ahead of this guy!!!
He looks like a praying mantis. Dude is NOT a good looking guy…
Can something be called a “good” choice, when really it is the only possible choice?
A+++
No no no. I don’t get his thing!
He looks like an alien to me!
yes a praying mantis! lol
Sexy isn’t necessarily about looks. He’s charming and he’s bright and he gives good interviews. It also helps that he has immense talent. Looks vary from person to person, so while yes he’s not THE sexiest, he does give off an alluring vibe, which in fact does make people think he’s sexy. I think he deserves it. He works hard and he’s humble and he appreciates everything he’s done and gets the chance to do.
+1000 Personally, I’m not in the shank club with Eve, Kaiser & TFanty but I get it. I do find him interesting and alluring which to me is sexy.
Right now he’s one of the most well known Brit actors so this makes sense.
+1000000
I’m so bored with pretty faces with no talent and personality.
The Guardian has a Q&A with Cumby and the rest of the cast tomorrow and one can submit questions.
Note to Kaiser: the marry me thing has already been done. 😉
“Journalists” at The Sun aren’t known for their rich vocabulary. I can only assume that they failed to consult the dusty dictionary they all share. Sexy is a stretch. Sexiest is ridiculous.
As for the interview, The Sun often cobbles together the answers given in other interviews, so not surprised certain elements sound old. This really is a low grade publication. I feel dirty reading a post that even references The Sun.
I don’t like the shape of his very narrowish long head…like a reversal tampon.
Great eyes though
Strangest looking alien ever.
So I guess every outlet/poll is just going to name their own sexiest man in Britain. Who’ve we had so far? Pattinson, Hiddles, and now Cumby. Obviously, fandoms at work, no?
Personally, I think Cumby is very sexy in his own unique way, but I don’t know about THE sexiest in Britain. But I do like that he’s getting this kind of attention and that people are seeing someone a little less homogenized as a standard (well, sort of, it’s The Sun) of attractiveness.
C’mon England, you have better looking men than that!
This guy is so odd looking. Everytime Cele-Bitchy (and they seem to be the only ones talking about him consistently) I think to myself “I don’t get it!” I’ve seen lots hotter men come from the UK. David James Gandy tops my list right now. But I remember Jude Law & Liam Neeison & Jason Stathom & Hugh Grant and CILLIAN MURPHY (yum)….hell even little Harry Styles. They produce some very hot men with lovely accents. Who was asleep at the wheel when this icky guy was chosen??!!!
May I ask you in which role you didn’t like him?
I’m sorry-I like him just fine, but in what universe does he beat out Henry Cavill AND Tom Hardy?
Tom Hardy is too short (maybe if he jumps on a stool) and Cavill seems so dull and inexpressive that I could doze off.
Well, to each his own, I guess.
Okay, I’m sorry but he looks like a serial killer. What about him is attractive? If I saw him on the street, he would creep me out.
I wish I could find him in the street, possibly in the dark. Best serial killer, ever. Lol
Totally with you Lauli hahah I’d love for him to find me in the street.
Well yes, I like him but there are other hotter guys from England in my opinion. My pick would be Charlie Hunnam. Shave that face and he is just so damn hot. I guess I have a type because I am mad about Travis Fimmel (Aussie, not English) who is in Vikings on the History channel and they look alike to me.
He looks like a school kid in the top picture… Everyone’s obsession with him is starting to gross me out.
More than obsessed I’m interested in him because he’s such a good actor and so different in every role that I really find him one of the best of his generation.
Right you are. I am Sherlocked.
Oh yeah, I love him as an actor but I don’t get why people think he’s hot. Each to their own, I suppose.
No.
I don’t get it. He looks like something the Doctor should be discovering. He’ll fit right in with the Silurians.
And he sounds so bitchy in an unfunny way.
Are you kidding? His head is miss-shapen!
Make me up a fresh BATCH right the hell NOW… I’ll eat him up with my bare hands….Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… more please.
giddy up!!!
Love love love him! He’s just beautiful in his own unique Cumby way. I’d like to Cumby with him… 🙂
Um, hell no.
Hell, yes.
Gross. I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.
I think its more a short phonecall interview padded out with old interview material. The SUN do that all the time.
I take great delight in him beating the 1 direction singer and guys like Beckham, Daniel Craig, Tom Hardy, Idris Elba and Hiddleston.
They were all on the really long pick list for people to select but their own fanbases didnt vote as much. If you preferred one of the others – where were you.
Yuck. My husbands English (Essex boy!!) and is way better looking than this guy.
YAY! He’s so wonderful.
He look anorexic and a poor woman’s Jonathan Rhys Meyers. No thanks.
‘Sexiest British Man’. Says lots about British men, then…
You got me onto the Cumberbatch bandwagon when you posted that first Star Trek trailer (that voice!). I even downloaded his audiobooks, lol.
There are limits, however. Basil Rathbone owns Sherlock on film forever and always.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
@Eve,
a little sharing, maybe?
Wait, I know your answer: nooo wayyyy. Lol
That’s right! 👿
I can’t wait for the pics from Star Trek London premiere 😀
I can’t wait for the film. Ben and Zachary Quinto are two of my favourite actors.
Unfortunatelly I have to wait till the end of May for the movie.
@ Agnes:
And I’ll have to wait until mid-June!!!
@Eve
That’s even worse. Poor you…
Hell No! Tom Hardy or anybody else > Cumberbatch.
I don’t care about his looks. I read somewhere this post and I couldn’t agree more.
“One thing I love about him is that he’s not always posing for flattering pics. A real person, a real actor.
I think if he wanted to, he might look drop dead gorgeous all the time; fortunately vanity is the last thing on his mind.”
Sexiest British Man in the entertainment industry perhaps. I doubt they had the resources to screen every British man.
I like Cumby. Yes, he is rather odd looking but that’s what I like about him, he is not a boring pretty boy. Besides that voice, God, if velvet had a voice it would sound like Cumberbatch.
Sex appeal isn’t only about looks. Talent is very sexy and Cumby is very, very talented. I find him to be witty, smart, charming, charismatic, doesn’t take himself too seriously and he is by all accounts quite humble. Another big plus, he treats his fans with respect and kindness.
As for Bradley Cooper, he does have serial killer eyes and you’d have to call out a search party to find his lips.