Oh, Miley. I just don’t know what to do with you anymore.
Don’t get me wrong. I adore Miley Cyrus. My daughter still holds fond memories of “Hannah Montana” even though Miley herself would sooner forget that show’s run than appreciate the millions of dollars that arrived with being a bona fide Disney sensation. Now that Miley is 20, I can appreciate her new look, and she’s a very cute young woman who holds potential in some entertainment field. Yet Miley is still pimping her autotuned music in which her singing voice sounds exactly like her talking voice. That is, a bit nasally and not exceptional at all.
This is not to mention Miley’s recent tendency to deliver ridiculous interview wherein she makes fun of the starlets who try to be sexy. She unironically says all of this while exposing her ass crack immediately after she told Elle UK that sexy photo shoots are dumb: “A star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that’s not just showing your tits.”
Now we arrive at the promotional photos for Miley’s upcoming single, “We Can’t Stop.” Honestly, I don’t even need to hear what this song sounds like. I already know what it sounds like. What I do need to know is why Miley is dressing in a barely-there monokini (that shows everything but the nips) to promote this song. She’s letting us all know that, unlike Gwyneth Paltrow, she is not rocking a ’70s vibe.
Photos courtesy of MileyCyrus.com
So much irony. ‘Stars don’t have to take their clothes off to be sexy…but oh I have a new album coming out so off come my clothes!’
I just can’t deal with this chick anymore.
That, and the moon-pie face. No. Ugh.
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That first pic looks like something right out of a young Sharon Stone or Bridget Neilson playbook. No Miley, just no.
I like her style, can’t help it.
Isn’t that first swimsuit the ‘Borat’?
Not quite a mankini but LOL
LMFAO! Thanks for the laugh!
I find her cute, I have a hard time finding her sexy and it’s probably because she grew in front of me, and she’s trying way to hard. To me, sexy just is, it’s not something you try to be..
As for her music, I’ve never been a fan so I got no comment on it..
I think she looks a lot sexier in the second photo (in sweater) when she’s not so try-hard, like in the mankini photo.
The way that Miley needs to do “sexy” is more of a low-key “sexy-cute”. She just can’t pull off the kind of aggressive/edgy sexy that say, an Angelina Jolie or even a Rianna can.
yep, sounds about right
miley cyrus is not sexy ,she reminds me more of an athlete doin covers
I too think shes cute but i wish i could pull her reins back. She tries too hard with her look like shes trying to force it. Let it flow naturally miley, let it just happen and people would b more accepting.
those chompers she had installed are better than her old gummy look but seem a bit much.
she’s young and not well educated so someone on her team should tell her most people do NOT forget and don’t appreciate the “do as i say, not as i do” spiel and these type comments will come back to bite her in the side boob later.
She’s not talented so she is selling her body. Makes sense Britney did it.
Except Britney was a brilliant performer and had amazing dance routines down to a fine art.
I think Miley’s recent ‘twerking’ shows that she is none of the above.
Thank you.
Britney sold T&A and nothing else, just like Miley. No talent. Can’t sing. Danced someone else’s choreography.
Agreed, Britney was an hell of performer in her 20’s, Miley not even near.
@sally: Completely agree with you, excellent comment.
Britney was hotter than the sun when she was 20 years old. Miley’s squirrel face can’t even touch her, not even close. She could also dance like no ones business and put on a show. Her performance skills, IMO, could only be compared to Madonna or Janet Jackson. Miley isn’t in that universe with them. She’s not even close.
Exactly!
She really was. Her voice sucked but she had stage presence and the bitch could dance.
Remember how hot she was in Slave? Pretty sure every dude on the planet wanted her back then. It’s probably unfair to compare the two, but I don’t think every man on the planet wants Miley.
THIS!!!
@Original Kitten “Pretty sure every dude on the planet wanted her back then.”
and probably some women as well. (Looks down at self, shamefully) 🙂
I so miss Britney’s dancing skills! She was brilliant.
@V4Real-I think I wanted to BE her 😉
*hangs head in shame next to V4Real*
Eh, I don’t think it’s always about a lack of talent. Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera are definitely talented, but they’ve posed nude and worn revealing outfits. Beyonce can sing and dance, but she’s posed topless and worn revealing outfits.
Oh well, she’s 20. You say a lot of bullshit when you’re 20 so she’s well forgiven.
How much photoshop do you need when you’re 20? And Miley needs very little, her body is pretty sick. Why so much?
She is soooo skinny!!!!
LOL
She sort of reminds me of Taylor Momsen but without the fishnet and the smeared make-up. Somehow nudity seemes connected with being an adult
I think Miley is a bit more self-assured than Raccoon McPantless, who might be the most awkward chick I’ve ever seen.
But yeah, they both seem like they’re trying to be “rebellious” or prove their “adulthood” by being overtly sexy.
“Raccoon McPantless”? TOO FUNNY!
I don’t get it – is she going for Lesbian Chic?
She is so pretty when she tries (see that jumpsuit she wore to the Maxim party, minus the white around her mouth), but not when she’s a try hard.
I like her second picture but not the rest. Yes, her body is amazing but I do not find it sexy in that swimsuit. Just not my taste.
She looks cute in the sweater. I wish she’d bring back the long hair. This shirt, bleached hair isn’t doing her any favors.
I hated Miley in her Hanna Montana days but I am definitely feeling her new look and vibe.
THAT HAIR. umm….
The one on the sweatshirt is nice. She’s an attractive girl she doesn’t need to take off so much to the extent that she does. Bad example for both her female and male fans.
I disagree that nudity sets a bad example for one’s male or female fans, whether the undressed person is Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Pink, Channing Tatum, Ryan Gosling, or Taylor Lautner.
I’ve just never seen a photo of a naked or nearly-naked person as a bad, wrong, or harmful thing. I’ve always felt that the bare human body is just sensual and artistic, regardless of gender.
She has a great body that I would personally kill to have, however, I feel like she’s trying so hard to convince everyone that she’s some sort of sex symbol. She’s pushing that image so hard down our throats.
Sweatshirt pic looks sexier; would even be cute if she had on white skinny jeans. It’s like she doesn’t get that it can be sexy to not show everything and have an air of mystery. It’s like the one with the boobs is vulgar.
I don’t know if anyone saw her performance of “Rebel Yell” at the VH1 divas thing, but it had to be the worst performance of anything EVER! And I always kind of liked Miley. I just don’t see this singing thing working out for her. Plus, I don’t find this new look of hers sexy at all. Looks like a punk rock chipmonk
I had to whatch it bacause of your comment. It WAS really bad! She funny enough sounded like Alvin the Chipmunk singing! My ears were bleeding!
I like the sweater photo. the other one is stupid
Love her hair, gorgeous body…BUT that one-piece bathing suit with her pulling it in goes too far.
That’s just plain vulgar. She needs to cool her jets. I could easily become sick of her.
I feel mean, but her eyes are just too close for my liking. When I look at a picture of her too long I end up seeing one large eye like a cyclops. Miley Cyclops…
Pretty soon all she’ll have is X-rays, computed tomography (CT) scans, magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to naughty expose herself..
Aww, I feel like she doesn’t really know how try-hard she is. I mean, she’s trying really hard for our approval, but I believe she thinks it’s just Miley, ya’ll. No matter how hard I try though, I can’t have a problem with Miley. I just want to bee-boop her on the nose.
Her poor boobies need a bra. I know she hates bras and all that, never wears ’em, but by the time she’s 30 her B-cups will be floppy flapjacks.
She’ll probably just get surgery, I guess. I will never get used to that “solution”.
I can’t tell what her body looks like because I can never get past that face. I know she’s had her teeth done numerous times but she still has that chipmunk thing going on.
Just stop. Please.
Her face hasn’t changed one bit since her HM days, and it’s making me uncomfortable. I mean, I have no reason to dislike her, she seems cool! But all these things she’s been doing lately…let it go, Miles. You can do better.
PS: I just remembered when she went from “I love that you guys are comparing me to Britney, she’s my idol!” to “I listen to ZERO pop music, thank you very much”.
She just isn’t sexy no matter how hard she tries! It’s just not gonna happen! I’m sorry but that haircut doesn’t suit her at all because of her chipmunk face. I’m all for short hair on women but it should flatter you, not make you look more squirelly than you already do.
those caps are so big, it changes her whole face. her real teeth were fug but were there really only 2 bad choices?
No bueno. Yuck.
No. Yuck.
She can’t close her mouth because……? For the last time miley, just because some deranged voters gave you the spot on maxims 100, does not mean you are hot! Now get back to your tree you’re getting acorn crumbs all over my floor.
I actually kind of like the lead-in photo…BUT she reminds me of a tri-hard in high school trying to be popular..Speaking of cheerleaders, anyone see the Brad Pitt in-a-cheerleader-outfit? He still looked a lot better than the cheerleaders at my school – zing hahaa
She looks pretty.
When she made her ‘starlets and sexy’ comment, I didn’t think she was saying that it’s bad to show skin or go naked. I think she was just saying that that’s not ALL she wants to be doing. She wants to be famous for her singing and acting career.
Unfortunately for Miley, she’s just not a great singer. Her studio voice is decent, and her live voice is barely ok. It’s a shame though, because she has a likable personality. Sometimes I’ve found myself wishing she could trade singing voices with a certain bitchy, but talented diva that I happen to like. (cough, cough, Xtina)
Ugh. It just really chaps my @ss when someone wears a cross in these types of photos. I get it, you are anti-establishment. But you don’t need to go out of your way to be offensive, especially since I don’t think she has a clue as to what wearing a cross is supposed to mean.
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Love her new style. Can’t wait for june 3rd. People relax, go to Walmart and see all the little girls in short pants and short shirts. Miley is awesome and she isn’t naked y’all