Ugh. Okay, let’s do this in chronological order (sort of). In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is all about Amanda Bynes and her Spiral of Sketchiness. Amanda has been in NYC for months, acting shady/crazy and tweeting constantly. She’s been threatening to sue anyone who reports on her antics and she’s taken particular aim at In Touch Weekly for running a series of unflattering articles. And you know what? I’m STILL not sure if all of this is part of some performance art or if she has legitimate mental health issues. No… let me say that a different way. I’m sure she has legitimate mental health issues. But I’m not sure if she’s also “playing up” and famewhoring in addition to her mental health issues. So here’s In Touch’s story:

As late-night revelers opened the door to Amanda Bynes’ large but sparsely furnished NYC apartment for an impromptu party, they were shocked by what they discovered inside. Exclusive photos obtained by In Touch appear in this week’s issue, exposing the troubled star’s party life. Photos taken inside her apartment during a long night of partying reveal her disheveled living conditions, and Amanda herself atop a bare mattress, smoking a joint and obsessively refreshing her phone’s Twitter feed. She is also pictured applying her makeup and dancing (much like her infamous “getting-ready” Twitter video that went viral), with a strange man “dancing behind her, and smoking weed with her,” says “Joe” to In Touch, a photographer who was inside Amanda’s apartment that night, who doesn’t want his real name used.

“She probably gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house,” claims photographer Giovanni Arnold, who was also at Amanda’s apartment that night along with “Joe.” “One minute she’s cool and down-to-earth. The next, she’s totally different — indecisive, and she can’t hold a conversation,” he tells In Touch. “Mentally, she’s all over the place.”

Despite Amanda telling In Touch she doesn’t have a mental disorder or drink or smoke pot, Giovanni and “Joe” claim Amanda had plenty of marijuana in her apartment. “Weed was everywhere,” says Giovanni. “On the bed, all over the floor.” Giovanni also alleges she did cocaine when they were at her place, although Amanda denies it, telling In Touch, “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.”

Drug claims aside, it would be hard for Amanda to deny the conditions in which she lives. “Her living room is basically empty,” describes “Joe.” Blinds hang on three windows near her bed, while the other windows are spray-painted black. (“It’s almost like she couldn’t bother to get more blinds,” says Giovanni.)

After her impromptu photo shoot, of which “Joe” says, “Her dress was tight and sheer and you could see her bra — she seemed to like that,” the party continued into the wee morning hours when Amanda kicked her guests out around 5 a.m.

[From In Touch Weekly]

Jezebel read the cover story and they say one of these photographers hooked up with Amanda too, although they didn’t sleep together and she woke the guy up at 5 am and said, “Honey, you have to go home now.” You can see some of the photos from her “drug den” here at Jezebel.

So, obviously, Amanda got on Twitter to correct the record. She tweeted: “This ugly faced woman @JessicaFinnNYC is the one who bought fake photos of me & put that picture that looks nothing like me on the cover!” And she also tweeted this:

That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I f–ked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they f–king hate me!

[From Amanda’s Twitter]

Yeah. Is there anything else to really say? Let’s see if I can find some photos of Amanda post-nose-reshaping and post-eye-de-webbing. Oh, right – Amanda threatens to sue people if they don’t use her Twitter photos. So here you go.

Photos courtesy of Amanda’s Twitter.