So much for Rosario Dawson! Michael Fassbender was spotted out last night in London with a new mystery girlfriend AND Bradley Cooper. They were photographed leaving the Wolseley and then they all (?) headed back to the Bulgari Hotel, apparently. Is that shady? They all got in the same car after eating. Hm.
Let’s get into the Bradley Cooper thing first because it’s easier to explain. I think Bradley and Fassbender met several months ago, maybe the first time, although who knows. What I do know is that after Bradley and Zoe Saldana broke up, Bradley was doing the “single guy, hanging out with my bros” thing for a while, sometimes hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio and his posse, and sometimes hanging out with a group that included Fassbender, Benicio del Toro and Josh Brolin (who was coming off of his own split with Diane Lane). So, they all party together. Explained.
As for Fassy and this new (?) girlfriend… one photo agency tagged her as “Nicole Beharie” but this is definitely not Nicole, who confirmed their split on Twitter back in January. From certain angles, this woman looks a lot like Zoe Kravitz, but this isn’t Zoe. She just looks a lot like Zoe. Because Fassbender REALLY has a type: petite black (or mixed race) women. I guess Fassy’s thing with Rosario Dawson was either non-existent or short-lived. Which is fine. At this point in his life, Fassy seems to have one monogamous relationship for about a year, then he spend six months dating and having fun, then he gets in another monogamous relationship. That’s his pattern, from what I can discern.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.
Mystery solved. Her name is Louise Hazel and she’s a British Olympic athlete (heptathlon).
Louise is pretty, even with the smug smirk on her face, hehe. I wonder how she feels about the cigarettes and alcohol though? Hmmm… maybe he quit? Perhaps that’s why he looks somewhat frazzled.
She’s pretty. Good for him she’s not an actress/celebrity. Works eventually better. But why is he kind of hiding? Good god, they don’t have to hold hands, but stand by your girl.
Yeah, I don’t like how he’s walking ahead of her. Not cool.
You’re right,he really doesn’t seem as into her as he was with Nicole.He was always beaming and smiling when he was walking with Nicole.I still think that he prefers American women and will dump this little girl as soon he meets a mature American woman that can really handle him.But I am a Fassloonie so I am a little biased.
I’m Mexican and white and think fassy is hot and wouldn’t mind being a notch in his bed post
A Saturday Celebitchy post??!! Is this something we can expect going forward? Or just if it involves the latest Fassy news ? 🙂
This is just a special occasion because we had new photos of Fassbender AND Hiddleston this morning!
Woo hoo! Thanks for the treats!!!!
Now if we just had a Viking post, it’d be a trifecta. Mmmmmm!!!
I’m completely palsied by these particular photos. Trying to imagine what it would be like to sit in a car with Fassbender & Cooper. Can an orgasm kill you?
Yaaassssss!
get it Fassy!! lol
thanks for the special Fassbender bulletin–your site is the best destination for news on his hottness
@renata: I would give anything to be in the middle of that tasty man-sandwich.
I think that kind of orgasm WOULD kill me…..Individually, Fassy & Coop don’t really trip my trigger.
But together? Um, yeah, that DEFINITELY works for me.
*fans self*
These boys AND the Hiddles/Swinton post all on the same rainy Saturday? What is Kaiser trying to do to us?
@renata- god I hope so!
*fans va jay jay*
Thank you. I was hoping you’d cover this.
I wonder if they know each other because of that Natalie Portman Texas movie that is having lots of issues…weren’t both of them in it?
Michael is hot but he a player for sure! And Bradley needs to come out
She’s his type, beautiful woc.
yep
She is very pretty.
She’s had my Fassybaby, look at the “smug and fuzzy feeling” inside face…GGrr
I’d like to smack it off now, I suddenly need a a vodka tonic but its too early.
LOL 🙂
LOL!!
I don’t even have a thing for him but, am starting to reconsider just based off her expression!!
Smug indeed 🙂
Don’t pretend you wouldn’t be looking pretty smug too if you were out with him! Who can blame her?
The Fassbender is hot
Fassbender looks older in these pictures. I think his hairline is receding.
I barely recognised him in these pics. He looks almost like a thinner Arnold Schwarzenegger! He won’t age well.
yes, when I saw the pictures I wondered who that guy who looked like fassbender but without the sexy and whaouh…. the shock. perhaps it’s just a bad pic, he’s exhausted because of his trip in argentina but I don’t think he will age well
Did some digging, she is an athlete, Louise Hazel.
I just saw a nude “athlete” photo of her, fixing that gin and tonic NOW.
GGrrrr
Wow, Fassbender does not look good … actually both of these guys look like ass. But she is really pretty!
Haha, at first I read it like “and then they headed off to the Budget Hotel, is that shady?”, and then I did a double take
Is Michael doing a Hamm with his dong? Couldn’t help noticing. And she definitely looks a lot like Zoe. Personality wise they all seem the same too – aloof, sharp. I wonder how his girlfriends feel about being so interchangeable.
He looks rough in these pictures but still attractive to me.
She’s a lovely woman, no doubt.
Fassy’s new piece sure looks smug. Arrrggh, stop it!
She is a cutie, she looks like Zoe K.
Isn’t she loving the spotlight?!
Nicole was so discreet. I believe the Fassyloonies will have a heart-attack with this new one.
PUHLEASE don’t call them outta the woodwork!!
She is stunning,so fassy is taking an olympic athelete to his Dong emporium,bars must be raised pretty high in that bedroom there, .
Is he really drunk in these photos or did he just get out of bed?Either way he looks terrible.As much as I like Rosario Dawson I didn’t believe they were together because he doesn’t seem to date women over 30.That’s his type too,really young looking women in their 20’s.
None of these guys can dress off the red carpet. Terrible clothes.
He is dating the double for Zoe kravitz so he is still hung up on Lenny’s daughter.
I thought I was the only one thinking she looked like Zoe!
And Bradley should really keep away from Hollywood’s douchiest.
They’ve been dating at least one month.
Where is Suki?? In all Bradley’s photos in London and no Suki??
Please, let it be over! 🙂
I just saw Fish tank yesterday and I can’t believe that’s how he looked just 5 years ago.Wow.Please lay off the chain smoking and whiskey Michael. We need you to stay beautiful as long as possible.
Suki is a sex buddy!!! He never takes her anywhere important. If he was INTO her she would have attended MET gala, the two major premieres of Hangover 3 and out on town. She is a booty call….no more, no less. He always took his true loves to events. She is a talentless, fame whore who went after Coop purely to become known. She is so childish and looks 12. Not even attractive. Hipe Coop was gloving it or gold digger ho will get knocked up for pay cheque. Coop obviously ashamed to be seen with her. Only spent four one night two day together. He also said he was single on Jay Leno. Burn to Suki! Lol. He is ready to find a grown up woman to marry. Suki way too juvenile and drinks/smokes/snorts too much to be a mature wife and mum. Gross little ho!
I think that relationships with very extreme age differences (in this case she’s only 20 and he’s 38) tend to be primarily about sex. Obviously there are lot of people with anecdotes that buck the trend, but generally speaking I tend to side eye older men that go after much, much younger women. It’s like, what else do they even have in common?
What else do they have in common:
A mutual love for money and themselves lol
Maybe they have an out of sight out of mins relationship? Because there’s been multiple sightings of him making out/being over multiple women. So maybe there are together when he’s in London but then he’s free to hook up with whomever when he’s elsewhere…
What are these multiple sightings? Because the only one I’ve heard of is the girl in Argentina?
Dude looks haggard as f*ck. Wow! Is he really in his mid-thirties, because damn.
He does look pretty rough. He looks to be about Colin Firth’s age.
Don’t all white people age badly??
Uh, no.
oooh what happened to Fassy ??? He looks like he’s been hit by a bus. I think I lost my lady boner for him a long time ago, and those pics don’t help.
Finally some Fassy!!! Too much cumber batch and hiddleston. Omg how i missed this man. And yes he has a type that girl looks like zoe kravitz.
I think she’s much better looking than Kravitz.
Sightings: girl in buenos aires in a club, Cameron Diaz, Rosario Dawson….
He cannot be sleeping with every woman he comes in contact with and Louise was with Fassy in Argentina: http://25.media.tumblr.com/755562d521df875ed27d0c44da650204/tumblr_mndb9izyEh1rnybwwo1_1280.jpg
Doesn’t that say “Charrington’s” on the window? That sounds more likely to be London, even assuming that is Louise Hazel.
Sorry that’s the Cat and Mutton, Broadway Market.I can just about see the 236 bus shelter outside. Also it’s my local. They must have met up there for a drink.
That pic is old it the taken back in March (17th March, I believe) and AfroLondongirl is correct it was The Cat & Mutton.
I don’t understand his appeal at all, and you know you’re unattractive when you make Bradley Cooper look good by comparison.
omg i thought fassbender was bryan cranston for few seconds, sorry bryan you are way better looking. bradley looks good here.
Fassy’s new lady looks like a cross between Zoe and Leasi to me. I don’t think he is hung up on either of them. I think that is just his type. Sort of like how all of Leo’s girls start to blend together. That’s what is happening with Fassy.
I used to not “get” the Fassbender-love, didn’t find him attractive etc. But then I saw Fishtank and DAMN!! Needless to say, now I get it xD.
That is way too much man-meat in one car
I know that often times celebs (or in Fassy’s case, more than likely, his reps) read gossip blogs/comments. If his peeps are reading this then I just want to say that you guys need to get your man back to 2012 form. No, screw that. 2011 form. He’s slipping big time. There’s no reason why he should still be smoking. It’s killing him and it’s killing his beauty. Get him off the effing cigs! Secondly, we all know how much he likes his drink. But can he not think about his career and how hard he’s worked for it and just slow the f*ck down with the booze? Because it’s killing him, as well. He looks haggard as hell in these pics. What happened? He’s aged like 15 years in a matter of weeks! No man with his natural beauty at his age should be looking emaciated and elderly. He didn’t look like this earlier in the year but it’s pretty obvious that he’s been on a steady decline. Whatever’s going on with him, you all need to address it, STAT because as a die hard fan, I can’t lie. I’m pretty damn dumbfounded. I want the guy on the cover of GQ back. Not this poster boy for eating disorders. No offense to anyone with an eating disorder, of course. But I just wanted to vent my frustrations. I can only hope somebody in his camp is reading this. God knows they scour his IMDB board.
100% agree, and also speaking as a fan.
They put him on so much make up and cover up in movies why does it matter how bad he looks in real life?And secondly,no he isn’t aging well,but men can always get way with it, especially if they’re good actors.The eye wrinkes and yelllow teeth haven’t hurt him so far so why should he stop smoking and drinking?The more haggard he looks the more you women love him.
Nothing about what you wrote even makes sense to me.
Ewww….Bradley Cooper looks REALLY CREEPY in that second picture (as well as smug). Creepy and smug….what a great combo. I’ll give Fassbender a pass in these photos but….dude get back in fighting shape STAT!. Also, stop hanging out with the creep with the serial killer eyes….and greasy hair. A world of ewww.
Hey, Bradley….where’s Suki?….oh yeah, she’s at home with the sitter.
This was posted on another board,
The Celeb writer in our Sunday Mirror says he was having dinner out with his wife Friday and Bradley Cooper, MIcheal Fassbender and Bill Nighy sat on the table next to him, no mention of any women.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1055413/board/flat/215020216?p=4
I bought that paper and I saw no mention at all, and the only Bradley Cooper mention was a review of Hangover 3, so if anyone can actually give me a page number.
They’re all spread out like they don’t want to be seen together.
If she’s his date, why is he walking ahead of her like that? Not cool at all.
Also, if you see the full set of the pictures then these at after the Cooper/Fassbender hug.
I just want to say one thing that bothers me.Whenever Michael Fassbender is seen talking to a white woman all of the tabloids go crazy with some sort of News Alert about it the very next day.This happened 2 days ago and only a couple of gossip blogs reported it.I just can’t help but notice that whenever Michael shows any interest in a white woman(such as Cameron Diaz or that blonde outside that club,you know who I’m talking about) all of the tabloids go crazy and report it that day.Like they’re all so desperate to prove that he really like white women and doesn’t have a type.He clearly does,young and black.Just saying,if he was walking with a white girl it’d be a much bigger story today.
That is true but that’s the way the media is. Which in my opinion is so sad and quite pathetic and just futhers society’s notion that white women are the “prize” in terms of beauty.
I hear what you’re saying but it came out on a weekend, late Friday right? And a holiday for the US. So maybe that’s why? Doesn’t weekend gossip tend to get less attention? I’m pretty sure the reason this isn’t bigger is because of that. When he was first photographed with Nicole Beharie, it made bigger news than this and was on more sites. However, I do agree with you that when the woman is not of color the news spreads like wildfire.
Fassy isn’t aging so well and god he’s so beautiful and attractive. my heart aches when i see his beauty is dying. somebody please tell him he needs to smoke less and drink less!!!
I cosign with what everyone is saying about Michael and his appearance. He looks at least 45-47 here. The smoking is the real killer to his looks. Smoking decreases the collagen in your skin, and it appears he has lost most of his. That is not good if you are in your mid-30s. He is a good actor so he will work, but he may not get offered those leading male roles in the future if his looks don’t hold up.