Okay, people. Justin Bieber must be paying attention to the fact that his carseat photos are still getting massive play on a certain gossip site because he’s decided to post some more really gross shirtless photos to his Instagram account. Clearly, Biebs is trying to tell us that our little baby’s all grows up (to paraphrase Vince Vaughn in the Swingers diner scene) because he’s got a ridiculous six pack. This is like, the tiniest six pack ever … made up of those 7.5 oz soda cans.
That puny physique isn’t the only thing that Bieber is defensive about, and he’s planning to show us a little something with his upcoming music releases, according to his creepy manager, Scooter Braun. In the same vein as Miley Cyrus insisting that “my new music is gonna shut everyone up,” Justin and his manager believe that his new tunage will stop “the witch hunt” against the Biebs:
Justin Bieber has fans on the edge of their seats to hear his new single, “Heartbreaker,” which he first announced last month. No date has been confirmed for when it will hit the streets, but Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, noted that when it does finally get its first play, it will quiet everyone down, especially the 19-year-old’s biggest critics.
“I’ll just tell you that we’re gonna release music it in a very, very different way with him,” he told MTV News about Bieber’s new song and album, billed as his “music journal.” “And people and fans should be very excited for the end of this year because he’s just written so many songs on the road. And we decided there needs to be a way to release these songs in a different way than the normal album and be able to allow him to express himself in music while dealing with so many different bullsh-t stories every single day.”
Bieber has become the subject of many tabloid stories in the last several months, with the headlines focused on his personal life instead of the music. Among the many hot topic items are his on-again, off-again relationship with Selena Gomez and his on-going car troubles, including reported feuds with his Calabasas, California, neighbors over speeding around town.
But Braun hopes that the new music and the highly anticipated “Heartbreaker” will silence it all because Bieber will finally have the chance to address the very public ups and downs.
“So we’re hoping the witch hunt [is] gonna end when he really just speaks for himself in the music,” he added. “And we’re gonna do it in a way that’s very, very unique, so when you see ‘Heartbreaker,’ know it’s coming directly from him and don’t think [of] the normal ‘Oh this is my single and this is going to be on the album’ [rollout], realize there’s gonna be a very unique way of how this music is going to be released unlike we’ve seen before from him.”
[From MTV]
Exactly what is Scooter Braun speaking of with this “witch hunt” business? Does Justin truly feel persecuted because gossip outlets report on all of the dumb things he does? Like the monkey debacles, the Vegas antics, the high-speed joyrides, and the condom and jellybean fetish. Or maybe Biebs is just upset that people dare to react to him showing up on stage hours late. I don’t think “witch hunt” means what Scooter thinks it means.
Oh, and Justin also Instagrammed his leopard-print car for your viewing pleasure. LOL.
Photos courtesy of Instagram
God, that stupid face that he and Jayden Smith are always making !!! Ugh !!!!!
This. With the lifted eyebrows ^^ what the hell is that about? It’s been bugging me for months.
Yeeeess ugh!! I call it the ” baby douchebag”
Maybe if we’re lucky, the wind will blow and he’ll be stuck like that forever.
Eugh. Imagine permanently looking like a confused Shar Pei.
I’d take waxy-botox forehead over that.
Perfect, Amelia.
He wishes he was Luke Perry
Exactly! This look was patented by Luke Perry and Jason Priestly
He’s trying to look black. Damn, I wish someone would tell him to give it a rest.
There were pictures of Brad Pitt, of all people, doing it in an article a while back. In his case, it may have just been a coincidence, but I am starting to see it everywhere. I wish someone in the gossip world would do some research and figure out where it began.
God, that stupid face that he and Jayden Smith are always making !!! Ugh !!!!! Makes me stabby!
Sorry for double post maybe its because he’s twice as annoying
haha! true!
Is he still around? Honestly, he’s just an absolute fool.
I dont recall that the managers of Britney, Christina, Justin T, Usher, or the Biebs ultimate inspiration Michael Jackson, ever made such juvenile press releases for new albums…
Scooter is just as immature as Bieber. Where do you think he gets this from?
I’m making a new vow to never to buy the music of anyone who’s more noteworthy for their non-music shenanigans. Sorry, Bieber.
His name is Scooter. I think that says a lot about maturity level.
If Usher shoves Heartbreaker into his NYC fireworks lineup I will be :'( tbh.
:'(
Hahha I’ve never seen a bigger child in my life…..
Everyone has abs but with most people it is under some body fat… this kid is 99% weedy and the ‘muscles’ are just a side effect.
I can’t even.
Will his music put an end to his egomaniac inner twerp too?
His car matches this purple pants:
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2013/02/Justin-Bieber-2.jpg
Oh God! I’d always heard people here talking about his wearing a diaper, but I had never seen why until now! (I’d read everything, but skip the pics most of the time).
All that’s missing is a little flap on the butt (complete with a little button). That would certainly make things easier for Scooter when ‘duty’ calls… (*shudder*)
LOL He should keep his shirt on till he grows. It’s just pathetic he can get as many tatts as he wants he is just a little boy trying to look tough. It doesn’t work. LOL Wow he writes his own songs..that explains alot. Are we going to get an ode to his monkey? LOL
@DanaG – I know, right? No doubt whatsoever that in the future, Beib is going to thank God for the option to have them laser-ed off.
Ode To Monkey – Seeing as one would (generally) only write an ‘ode’ to/about someone/something they actually give a damn about, I think that removes our furry friend from the eligibility list.
Aw, Lil Biebs should eat his vegetables.
You know what’d help this “witch hunt”?*coughpersecutioncomplexCough* if your charge stopped acting like a high baby asshole all the time, Scooter ( also if you went by something other than Yankee hats and Scooter)
There is an Animal Clinic by house that has a car painted just like that. All Little-Bieb is missing is the Safari Animal Clinic tag on the side.
Witch hunt? Guy’s an ass, dangerous to neighbors, obnoxious, pompous, and rude to his concert goers. People noticed and said something. That is not a witch hunt.
You’re right. The kid’s not charming or likeable or charasmatic.
Add ignorant, uneducated, entitled and a total douche canoe, and I think we’ve just about described him 😉
Seriously, I never paid attention to him one way or another until his ridiculous behavior made me start to dislike him and then the business with poor little Mally turned that into complete disgust.
Its more like a douche hunt than a witch hunt.
Only way it will stop is if Justin disappears, for ever!
Is this tool going to be writing songs for 12 year old girls when he is 25…30…for the rest of his life? I’m sure “heartbreaker” is going to be a real rocker. Girls should be ashamed of themselves for making this twerp into a star
As much as I don’t like the guy, I think its a little harsh to be criticizing his physique and calling him puny.
I get that his blatant shirtlessness invites comment, and that clearly he has been working out but still…
I think his actions invite the insults, not the fact that he is shirtless. I don’t know. But saying he invites these comments because he’s shirtless seems problematic to me.
Lol at the 7.5 oz cans six pack comment.
There’s an old guy who walks his dog and doesn’t wear a shirt on my run route. He has a big belly but appears to have gotten that six pack surgery where they etch some “abs” on your stomach (some guy on “Big Brother” had these abs a couple of years ago). It makes me giggle, and the lil six pack makes me think of it for some reason.
DOES HE EVER STAND UP STRAIGHT!!!!
Sorry to go all Yeezus but it had to be done.
The car is hilarious!
Honest to God, I just don’t get how this kid thinks he looks cool in the clothes, hats, and jewelry he wears. I don’t know anyone any age who would be caught dead in that crap. He looks so stupid and so not thug or hip-hop or rap or whatever it is he thinks he looks.
First, Heartbreaker is a Zepellin song, and this pasty douchenozzle and his merry band of morons haven’t the talent in their entire bodies that any member of Zepellin had in one of their eyelashes; Second, don’t parents even try to influence their kids’ tastes – they should be embarassed their hard earned dollars have made this classless fool rich.
i swear this kid in in the book of revelations
Lmao ^^^
Why must people keep overusing the term “witch hunt”?! “Witch hunt” cannot apply to a single person! Argh! (Yes, I’m totally irrationally angry about this.)
I predict in about five years, tops, we’re going to be saying, “hey, remember that Bieber kid? Yeah, he was a jackass. Whatever happened to him?”
Lol, I was going to make a bitchy comment but you people have said it all. Thank you for the laughs.
I can proudly say I’ve never heard any of his songs.
That’s his car?
O….M….G…
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
My Barbie would have loved that car back in the day.
That’s his car? Lolllll omg!
Is it just me, or does it look like he’s trying to pee in that water bottle in the first pic? The bottle is at crotch level, and the neck of it is under a cloth that is covering his crotch.
Ha! Hahahahaha! No one cares about the music, because it’s already over. What we’re witnessing are the protracted death throes of a “career” – no different than the New Kids, Backstreet Boys/NSync or Vanilla Ice. The only difference is they grew up, gained some wisdom about the biz/life and tried to make of it what they could. It’s a generational difference more than anything – he’ll be “around” in a slump for a lot longer than any of those other groups/people because that’s just how fame/the media/social media works nowadays, but the outcome will be the same.
“No date has been confirmed for when it will hit the streets”
ROFL Bieb’s music does not “hit the streets,” his main fan demographic is teenage girls. I’m starting to worry that they’re preparing to release Justin Bieber’s first attempt at a rap album.
looks to me like he got a spray tan and they airbrushed his abs.