Here are some photos of Katie Price launching her new fragrance, “Kissable”, in England yesterday. I have to admit… Katie looks so much better with darker hair, right? Is that a wig? If it’s a wig, she should consider keeping it. If it’s her real hair (ha), she should stick with this color. Anyway, Katie wore a “lips” costume and OMG. I think the problem is that the “lips” actually look like they’re infected, right? Like, if I saw those lips on an actual person, I would run away lest the infection is airborne. That being said, I do love her. She’s delightfully trashy and she doesn’t pretend to be anything else.
Also, did you know that Kate is pregnant again? This is her fourth pregnancy and she’s on her third husband, a “part-time stripper” named Kieran Haylor, who posed with her for her last photocall. I’m assuming the baby is Kieran’s, but who can say? I can’t imagine those boots are good for her pregnant body, especially considering that Katie has said in recent interviews that this is the worst she’s ever felt while pregnant. She was on Daybreak a few weeks ago and she said, “It’s the worst pregnancy I’ve had. I’ve just had lots of problems with being anemic, low platelets, I’m a lot heavier than I was before, but it’s the fourth one so I know what to expect.”
And Katie just gave an interview to Digital Spy where she seemed to be teasing the gossip that she’s expecting twins this time…? She said “There’s a reason why it’s so big,” referring to her bump and she also made a reference to “babies” (plural). Katie also said she has names picked out already for a boy and a girl: Tinkerbell and Lorenzo. OH. MY. GAWD. Little Tinkerbell and/or Lorenzo will join Harvey, Junior Savva Andreas Andre and Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Was she the one dating a cross dressing MMA fighter with a female alter ego who turned out to be gay and kept a sex dungeon secretly in the basement? Ok, I may have dreamt it but I feel pretty sure all this did happen. Brits??
I think he’s bi, and she may have actually married him, but otherwise I remember this too – I think his name is Alex Reid?
Yep that happened, not a dream, they split up and if those crazy kids could not make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us.
Edit: His name was Alex aka Roxanne (hangs head in shame for knowing so much about this)
Don’t ever forget the rudest thing she’s ever done for love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am also greatly ashamed for knowing about Roxanne.
I hate that I know this……
Anyways, she’s on record saying she likes men being alittle bit gay: translation, she likes bisexual men. She had no problems with Roxanne, and actually encouraged her to accompany her on her promotions.
Alex was initially mortified at being outed by her, but later seemed to revel in the publicity.
He went on to have baby with another woman, and I think it’s the other woman who couldn’t take his kinkiness…or maybe she thought she would/could change him. So ridiculous given how public his pecadillos were during his time with Katie, but she (the other woman) is not very bright (in the literal sense) and probably thought it was all a publicity stunt.
Also, I think katie is due very soon. I remember she declared she was pregnant almost as soon as she married her current husband.
Ps:- It’s amazing what you can gleam from the headlines/covers of trash magazines at the checkout counter of supermarket(damn u sainsbury’s!!) LOL. I should shop more at waitrose.
LOL Lak! Great synposis on katie Price, the walking trashbag! Can’t we swap her for Courtney and Dpug Stodden and as friendly nations better understand each other’s crosses to bear?!
@Londongal…absolutely NOT…lol! Katie Price makes Courtney and Doug seem like low key Mormons by comparison.
I don’t know why but something seems strange with Katie’s pregnancy this time around. She usually flaunts herself to no end and she hasn’t been doing that at all. She wears mostly loose clothing or odd costumes that cover her frontside. Anything can be expected with this drama queen, though! She is indeed a guilty gossip pleasure …
America – this our contribution to you. Isn’t she lovely. A real English rose.
Yes well we will give you the whole KrapTrashian klan in return. I just wish that we could stop celebrating reality people anywhere.
+1.
Is this woman for real?? Is she trying to be camp, or is she serious? Everything I see a post here, I can’t imagine she has a fan base. Her personal life is chaotic, she looks like a drag queen and she seems obnoxious. She’s a disaster.
Look in the Oxford Dictionary at the definition of Vile….It just says ‘Katie Price’
I seriously wish this ‘thing’ would up and leave the UK…her stank is everywhere!
I think she started out as a topless “glamour model” awhile back and used to be blonde and very pretty. The spoliation occurred one cosmetic step at a time, like a bike wreck in slow motion. Meanwhile she breeds a lot and pumps out merch.
@aims – i can’t figure that out either. is she trying to be funny? is she for real? either way, pics of her leave a bad taste in my mouth for some reason.
Oh no, you mean the English rose isn’t Jodie Marsh???!!!
That’s what the world needs, yet another child/ren with her wonderful genes and raised to be just like her. I weep for the next generations when I think that people like her or the Kardashians are usually the most fertile and willing to reproduce while people like for example my friends who are very smart, loving and genuinely nice and worthy members of the society, are not able to have their own children and cannot adopt because their income is not sufficient (they are far from poor but you have to be rich to adopt in my country – Katie Price would probably meet the criteria).
The mind boggles, doesn’t it? How is it these trashy RHW of wherever and just about every other fame-ho-reality-wanna-be are able to get pregnant (or pay someone to do it for them) at the drop of a hat, when wonderful, loving, intelligent people aren’t?
i know, right. i have friends who have been trying to conceive for years. it’s iffy if they would be able to adopt (expense). they would make amazing parents, they’re great and have a loving home. and people like this trick get pregnant at the drop of a hat. insane.
the idiots are winning
Yup
Yes, because all her other marriages worked out SO well and she just loves being a hands on parent. WTF is wrong with women who insist on having kids they don’t really want to actually raise? Her parenting has worked out SO well in the past. Katie? It’s way past time to stop procreating. It doesn’t work for you. And the kids suffer. At least two of your kids have a loving, hands on dad, but Harvey and this one/ these two?
Definitely this ^
you gotta love katie. she’s pricelessly trashy. love her, she can always make me smile
+1
Katie loves gossip so she may just be teasing about the twins. But maybe not. Her first child was born deaf and disabled but I think she really takes better care of her self while pregnant since then. Tinkerbell…yep could be best friends with little North West.
Can I just veer off topic for a minute just to say that Kim and Kanye need to train themselves to sleep with one eye open. Little North West is gonna want revenge on those idiots.
The human body is an amazing thing. It’s fascinating to think that a body which must be by now about 60 or 70% plastic can actually grow a human baby.
ivf does that to a body
Yes, the problem with the outfit is the coloring of the giant vinyl, sequined-enhanced lips. Other than that, I don’t see a single thing wrong with what she is wearing.
This woman makes me uncomfortable.
LOL
Are she is pulling a S.Fierce on us.
Don’t get me wrong, because I see that she at least wants to be married and have stability in her life with a partner. And this is something to be said for anyone in her situation, male or fmeale, but she’s been in relationships with at least four men that we know of and who knows if there were any in between, but all while monogamous, at some level had been with them all unprotected at some point in each relationship. That raises concern more than anything else…
Having said that, Katie is a great mom, sometimes a bit overindulgent, but very hands on and involved!
I’ve got a hangover and I’m riding off a two week starchjunkbooze binge from a combo of being on vacation and having a bday.
What I’m trying to say is I want those lips she’s wearing. My still slightly drunk mind thinks they look cute and would be a great conversation starter and my mostly sober mind thinks they’d hide my belly pooch from my aforementioned carb spree. Win/win all around.
Word! And ditto!
Oh. My. God.
Is she actually wearing this??
Why??!!
Guess she hates people!
“Princess Tiaamii”
Oh lord…
Those names. Is she still actually a decent mom? As trashy as she is (and gloriously embraces) she got really famous because of her relatiobship with Harvey.
Who is she?
I think she is great! The woman knows how to make money and get attention. I still think that she would still be with Peter Andre if he had not left her. She wants to be successful and have a family. She is harmless in my opinion, and great entertainment.
Agreed! She seems like a great mother, her kids appear to be very happy. She has a great business sense. She gets bashed but I think she knowingly brings it on herself through twitter and the like for more publicity for her many brands.
I LOVE Katie Price stories. She is very entertaining. Her outfits alone are worth a laugh, and interviews just add to it. I think it is a wig, you can kind of see some lighter hair coming out in the close-up picture. The dark hair I much prefer, it makes her tan seem not as oompa-loompa
i adore how you cover pricey! uk tabloids and gossip sites dont really tend to marvel in her tackiness as you do!
What worries me is that when I first saw the outfit I thought “Yeah…that seems about right”. I don’t hear a lot about Katie Price but what I do hear/see, surprisingly, does not shock me. What’s wrong with me?
I love Katie she’s hilarious. At least she dosent take herself so seriously.
She looks like she’s having a badly timed stroke in the second photo