I had forgotten that Kaley Cuoco is on Twitter and Instagram. On June 13th – the day most sites were reporting her split with Henry Cavill – Kaley tweeted the image of the palm trees with the message “Life Goes On”. Yesterday, she tweeted this: “Morals are private. Decency is public”. Ah, cryptic. It might not have been the Henry Cavill situation, but that’s what I like about it. I would much prefer some cryptic tweets rather than some over-blown “Let me tell you what really happened!” dish-tweets.
Which isn’t to say that Kaley doesn’t have at least one pointed comment for all of us in the cheap seats. On Sunday, she posted this photo, below, on her “Norman Cook” Instagram account with the message “Love of my life. Caught making out! :)”. It’s her horse.
So, I guess Kaley wants us to know that she’s fine. God knows, she might have even been the one to do the dumping. If Kaley actually dumped Henry Cavill… I might have to rethink my position on her. I might respect her. I would love it if Kaley was the one who realized that the “look at us, we’re a couple now” photo-ops were a terrible strategic move and that she had no choice but to dump Henry. Either that or Henry dumped Kaley after he realized that he looked dorkier than Tom Cruise. Is Henry that self-aware? We’ll need some answers to these questions before supporting another one of his films, won’t we?
But I am happy that we’re going to be spared the daily pap shots of Kaley getting two coffees. RIP coffee-run photo-ops!
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
I have no doubt that it was Kaley who pulled the plug. Henry has a longer and more sordid history of selling his relationships. Hell, I dont even buy that he is straight frankly.
I think he’s straight. Or he may be bisexual.
But I do think he is very hungry for fame right now and I think if he follows this path long term he’s going to be very unhappy in his personal life.
This guy wants to get married and have children. He has said it many times over the years. I believe he could do that and still be a star. But I fear that his PR team has convinced him otherwise right now and that’s a shame.
If this guy continues to date famous actresses, he’s going to lose himself. You can see it happening.
Oh and blind gossip revealed that it was Kaley who pulled the plug. Apparently, Henry really liked her. Which I believe. She’s down to earth and funny. I almost feel bad for Henry as I think she could have been good for him.
If it’s true that he wants to get married and have a family and his pr team won’t let him, then that’s just sad.
I’m thinking she found out that she was being used as a beard and dumped him, hence the “decency is public” comment. I’m sure she felt it would have been morally and decently right to be honest about that with her up front.
I can’t imagine the PR team would restrict marriage? Chris Hemsworth got married, basically no one likes his wife, but it doesn’t seem to have hurt him (so far?). If his roles are limited it’s because he’s stereotypical action-man! That should be Henry’s goal…diversify.
Blind Gossip isn’t the bible of truth. Its just another speculating gossiping website that guesses what they think happened; and then make everyone else guess what they tought…..
it doesnt mean that it is true.
Right Josie
Blinds give possible situations that lead you to think it’s someone that fits. Doesn’t mean those situations actually happened. It’s a fun waste of time, but not often correct.
Kaley down to earth? Her interviews lead me to think not so much.
I have ran into Kaley quite a bit around town…and she seems incredibly down to earth. Not a diva in the least.
I think they both ended it because they realized that their PR move wouldn’t work. It doesn’t matter if he’s gay or not but this was never a real “relationship”. The whole thing was orchestrated from the beginning.
I actually like Kaley, and her horse (such a beautiful beast) what I hated was the obviousness of it all. I hope it was her that pulled the plug, but it was probably PR.
Wearing flipflops in a corral is not smart.
Yeah, that’s all I can think about with these photos. I’m so WTF about the flip flops!
That is one hot stallion! I wish she’d shared his name!
Yes cryptic is better than flat out sayings but, and I think this is applicable to all celebrities not just her, when you have social media accounts such as twitter and instagram, and they are all open to the public you are inviting other people to give you attention. I say this as someone not down with twitter and instagram. If you were truly a private person, you wouldn’t feel the need to open up your life in such a way for public consumption and record the minutiae of your life. What would have been even better in this case, was maybe, not saying anything at all.
But I think she’ll be fine, she seems to have a good sense of humor and hopefully this misfire won’t be something that stays for long.
I think he’s very insecure. He dumps every girl/showmance/whatever when there are negative comments on blogs: why is he with her? But if he smart he’d realize that’s the response to pretty much all young Hollywood men’s relationships. He’s desperate and looking for approval.
+1. Totally agree. He seems very insecure and desperate to make it as a big player in HW. The whole setup was a hot mess to begin with…followed by an embarrassing breakup announcement after two weeks? If the whole thing weren’t an obvious PR setup it would be akin to something that happens to a couple in middle school. Can’t wait to see who the guy gets paired up with next.
Happy trails!
Yep I’m on Team Kaley. She has never sold her relationships before I think it was Henry and she didn’t like it so she pulled the plug. Maybe he should call Stacy Keibler she is willing to do anything for attention and now George Clooney has dumped her she has plenty of time to go buy Henry some coffee.
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Cavill and Keibler! Good idea. Really good idea. Keibler has a lot more time on her hands, plenty of time for hikes and coffee runs and PR shots.
I love Kaley, and I follow her on twitter because she will pull a hilarious tweet out of nowhere every once in awhile. I love me some funny tweets. She’s smart and has a good personality, but this reeked of PR that was not her style.
Clooney offers a lot more benefits than Cavill can. Stacy profited, a lot.
YUP. And it’s all downhill after that, baby. Stacy’s peaked, famous boyfriend wise.
There was a great write-up over at Pajiba about this whole mess that pointed out that Kaley has been a successful actress for years, and very private with her life, having no need to promote or publicize it, and Henry was the with a box office movie he needed to schill, and was coming directly off of a breakup with a hottie. I think she did the dumping after realizing what their PR team was trying to do. She actually seems like a really laid-back girl.
I read that. +10.
I got to admit, I’m Team Kaley all the way. This is a young woman who has been in the spotlight at least since starring in 8 Simple Rules all those years ago (It blew my mind to read that John Ritter will be dead 10 years this September) and she has always kept her private life, private.
I would not be surprised if she was the one who pulled the plug. She doesn’t seem like she has time for that nonsense to go on longer then what it did.
She’s a very private person. I am almost 100% that she did the dumping. She likes raking in the millions and being famous, but not THAT famous, and not for the wrong reasons. She seems to have her head on straight.
Yeah, didn’t she date her co-star from The Big Bang Theory for ~two years without ever disclosing it? It only came out later that they’d dated. She doesn’t have a history of publicizing herself through relationships at all, which I appreciate.
She employs there services, there is nothing that PR team wouldn’t do without her permission, so stop trying to paint her as an innocent victim.
People get introduced through mutual acquaintances all the time, especially in the industry. Doesn’t mean that she was signing up for an intentional showmance.
Jeezus those staged photo-op are really embarassing.
someone in a previous post mentioned its always the third wheeling coffee that caused those break ups ,i disagree in this case it was that beautiful brown stallion that stole Kaley from oatmeal henry
I’ll take the stallion too.
Ok, we made Cuckooville end (fitting portmanteau and yea I know her name isn’t spelled that way). I also think she did the “dumping”. She had more to lose and little to gain from this crap, and she’d end on the lose, lose, lose column, since society tends to blame the woman for everything. So, good for her, since I’m not one of those that goes “oh good Henry is freeeee now”. I don’t care, he’s handsome but there’s no tingle factor with him.
He is so hot! i would hit it!
I thought they kind of made sense together, it’s a shame they blew it with all the ridiculousness.
I think it’s a shame it was so forced with PR bc I agree. Kaley is as down to earth as it gets. She might have been a good influence on Henry.
I actually could have seen it working long term had it not started in such a staged, forced way. A shame.
I agree. She even looked a lot like his ex-fiance, to me, who was also an equestrian.
Even if it was a PR thing, him being forced to spend time with her could have only benefitted him. (I get a strange bland vibe from him.)
LOL Kaiser, you’re having one hell of a wet dream about Cuoco.
I think this relationship was decided by PR teams, they looked for a willing actress, they found one that agreed to fake a relationship, hold hands and whatnot in 10 days.
It didn’t work out, she was dropped like a hot potato, end of story.
I agree that she’s shown public decency so far- she keeps her mouth shut. About the private moral-hm, I guess we’re not going to go there because for what do I have to respect her actually? Team player ability?
+1
She was in on it too. She may have pulled the plug, but that doesn’t absolve her of her role in this mess.
Yes, s.o. mentioned before the fact that she’s apparently “private” but it doesn’t mean she’s not craving the spotlight like Cavill. She may have never had the opportunity for “catch” like him. I mean when they started Superman was the thing and Cavill the next big thing with it.
So I’m not really sure who pulled the plug, I’ll go with the PR teams.
The horse is WAY hot- she really got a looker in him! Seems like she’s doing just fine. Henry? Gee, I hope he rights the ship soon. However, if he’s papped with Gina, it means PR wins and she still wants to be WW. They need something to get interest up in JL movie since Bale said he wouldn’t be Batman.
I’m a little tired(must drink my coffee faster) so I didn’t catch on that the headline was a joke, I got so excited that her and Johnny Galecki were back together. 🙁
Why all the recent attention for Kaley?
She is as one dimensional, as an actress, as Kristen. Maybe they should open up their own acting school.
Her side is really trying to say she was the one who is fine and did the dumping, right? Where is her photo with the horse with a caption “My super man” (or something like that)? Very cryptic… NOT!
As famehungry as Henry is, he has been fully quiet after this PR mess… By the way, he was not the one who seemed totally into her in the photos, quite the opposite… Either she is an incredible actress (which I don’t think she is) or she was really into him and is doing a ton of PR damage…
+1
How is posting obscure tweets referencing your love life being called private?
At least Henry has gracefully kept his mouth shut.
He looked so pleased with himself in those pics, I really think she did the dumping. Even though everyone thought it was PR (and it was) there were those that thought they made a cute couple. If they really liked each other they could have rode the tide and made it work. I think she just didn’t like him very much and pulled the plug.
Blind Gossip had an item that was later solved and revealed to be about these two. According to Blind Gossip, Kaley dumped Henry.
Blind Gossip is just gossip, no more reliable than any other gossip on the web.
Yes! I like to read blinds, but who knows how many of them are true, especially since there seems to be so many more these days than there used to be – and some sources that seem to always have things that are conveniently extremely similar to current headlines – ie I could just read the gossip sites and make up my own, lol.
Lady doth protest too much?
First we have her tweeting pictures of herself drooling over Henry, then while being swarmed on a grocery trip by paparazi she THEN decides that this would the perfect moment to start kissing henry’s shoulder while grabbing his arms FULLY AWARE THAT THERE A DOZEN OR SO PAPS TAKING PICTURES OF THEM.
And now she’s busy tweeting cryptic statements about how good she is doing.
Sorry but I prefer Henry’s silence a lot more. Much more dignified then this.
No lies detected.
Totally agree.
Great. Now I get to suffer from horse envy again.
i knew it! it was a showmance! now she’s with her one true love! nice try, trying to fool me! i knew it all along! all the time they spent together, trying to act like they were just friends! you might have fooled some people, kaley, but you didn’t fool me!
I’m going out on a limb and say that the whole so called new romance was nothing more than a few dates to see if they liked each other and Cavill’s team jumped on it and blew it up. And I think Kaley saw this and said ‘no way’does she want any of this circus.
I think they’re both culpable here. Yes, Henry looks smug in those pics. Yes, I think he’s a PR puppet right now. But, out of the two of them, she is the only one who has addressed their relationship publicly. It started with the “oh my gawd he’s perfect in evvvveryway” pic that she tweeted, and now she’s fanning the flames (however “subtly”) by posting cryptic quotes and photos with captions that coyly reference the state of her love life, because eff Henry, my horse is where it’s at! Yeah. She certainly wants to keep us speculating.
I can always tell that someone wants to use social media as a passive aggressive way to vent relationship issues when they start posting vague song lyrics and photos of sunsets with something trite like, “When God closes a door, He opens a window” scrawled across the sky in bubble letters. I see it on Facebook every day, and I’m no more fooled by Kaley than I am the girl who sat behind me in 10th grade science. It’s a way of stirring up curiosity and airing your business indirectly. If she were TRULY that private, she would have a bitch session with her close girlfriends over tequila shots and maintain military silence on all other fronts. If she had simply captioned that photo “I love my horse!” she probably wouldn’t be in the Daily Mail and gossip blogs today.
Team Henry, Team Kaley…I’m Team Wipe the Egg off Your Faces and Let’s Get on with It.
I like your idea of TRULY private. I’ll just swap tequila for jin if you don’t mind.
Agree 1000%.
This reminds me of High School, all the girls who pretended to be ‘depressed and suicidal’ and then walk around showing their bandaged wrists to people.
If she really were private, she wouldn’t say anything at all. I feel like she really did like the attention, and is trying to do things to fuel the fire and keep it going a little bit because soon it’ll be over.
*Golf Clap*
I think you’ve called it perfectly.
It really is high schoolish and it all started with her tweet. So…yeah, no Team Kaley or Team Henry.
LMFAO how come I missed this post!
Well to me it takes two for a tango. BOTH participated in the PR mess! Besides she is the one taking it to twatter and other instacrap… Henry Cavill may still look bad image wise (BUT still holy hell easy on the eyes looks wise unnffffff!) but I still prefer his silence as in enjoying his brother wedding and perhaps reflecting in shame as in not even want to talk about it anymore, that is if he has two brains cells LOL!
“…but I still prefer his silence..”
Exactly!!!! PR desperate: yes! Classy: Yes! But her cryptic captions/messages: so high school and desperate to look cool!
She may have dumped him, but I think she comes off as the most desperate one of the two…
That was one embarrassing PR debacle with these 2.
Luckily, her 15 minutes are just about up.
Yep, HER 15 minutes are up. Who cares about that top-rated sitcom she’s starring in, right?
UGH, you people.
Henry wanted the attention and Kaley didn’t. Yet the only pictures we’ve had of Henry since the grocery store outting are fan pics from Calgary. Kaley on the other hand has been papped everywhere! She seems to like the attention more then Henry.
They were both very private before all of this. They should keep it that way from now on.
I don’t think she’s being private at all. Tweeting those messages & pics hinting at the state of her lovelife are not being private IMO.
She’s a smart girl as she’s shown us she knows how to get people talking.
She seems like such a sweet girl. I wish her the best.
Why Kaley is now the victim, when it takes two for a tango. both are responsable for that mess in the first place.
She totally pulled the plug on the relationship. I barely ever see her pics in the tabloid. Plus she’s under cover rich. She doesn’t need all this publicity… He does.
There have been paparazzi pictures of her every single day, including the first week she was changing outfits four times a day. She has been featured literally every. single. day. since this Henry BS started.
Kaiser, I love your witty writing style! so hilarious!